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Kaylore
12-21-2011, 06:34 PM
I know for a lot of you this isn't news, but Khan is a daddy. Addison Noel was born 12/19 6lbs 15oz 19 inches. She's a quarter Japanese.

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Out of respect for my wife, please refrain from any jokes referring to her as Chris Kuper. (seriously, I'm looking at you SoCal.)

Feel free to complain why I didn't name her Kuper, though. :) (also seriously)

SoCalBronco
12-21-2011, 06:35 PM
(Trying to resist Chris Kuper reference)

Congrats Khan! :)

:strong::haw!::haw!:

Mogulseeker
12-21-2011, 06:36 PM
Do you really want your little girl to be a Broncos CHeerleader? After hearing some of the comments about the cheerleaders in my section, I'm not so sure, lol.

BTW, she's beautiful. Congrats.

BroncoMatt
12-21-2011, 06:36 PM
Congrats

BroncoMatt
12-21-2011, 06:39 PM
16lbs?

SpringStein
12-21-2011, 06:41 PM
Congrats, Dad, the most valuable title you'll ever wear!

Dr. Broncenstein
12-21-2011, 06:41 PM
Congrats dude... she's beautiful. Being a father is awesome and terrifying. I'd give you some advice if I had it remotely figured out...

Best wishes to the Khan family.

Houshyamama
12-21-2011, 06:42 PM
Isn't 16 lbs a lot? Congrats bro.

rugbythug
12-21-2011, 06:42 PM
Congrats-16lbs that is a Giant Baby!

Jay3
12-21-2011, 06:43 PM
Congratulations! What a blessing!

Houshyamama
12-21-2011, 06:44 PM
Congrats-16lbs that is a Giant Baby!

Must resist Kuper reference. Seriously cute kid though :curtsey:

gunns
12-21-2011, 06:45 PM
Wow, what a wonderful Christmas present! Congrats Dad, it's a whole new wonderful world. I became a grandma for the 9th time on the 14th, a little girl a month early, 5 lbs 6 oz. The 4th girl for my daughter and her husband and daddy couldn't be happier. Little girls love their daddies.

OBF1
12-21-2011, 07:25 PM
16 lbs.... seriously? Local TV stations should be arriving at the hospital any time now.

Congratulations Mr Kupe :)

Requiem
12-21-2011, 07:41 PM
Hell yeah! TEAM KAYLORE, FTW!

Congratulations. May she be healthy and enjoy a Broncos Super Bowl!

broncocalijohn
12-21-2011, 07:44 PM
16lbs? That is the major question. Sorry Kaylore but 16 pounds is already 2 pounds overweight for a cheerleader! I think your kid is a linebacker. Now stop yapping with us and change those first disgusting diapers and then catch up to the Duggers. Congrats and enjoy the lack of sleep.

Taco John
12-21-2011, 07:47 PM
6 lbs. there is no way that baby is 16 lbs. She's way too tiny for that.

Congrats Chris!

Miss I.
12-21-2011, 07:49 PM
Honey, the new baby is gorgeous but if you go around misposting her weight you will give her issues. There is no way that beautiful girl is 16 lbs. My nephew was 12 lbs and dude looked like a sumo wrestler. Your lovely lass appears quite wee...and besides if she was 16 lbs, I would think your lovely wife #1 would have killed you preventing you from making this post. At any rate, if you ever want some totally girlie English items for beautiful Miss Addison let me know. A 4th wife is always ready to hook a hubby up (with baby clothes, you freaks).

PS...You do not want your girl being a Broncos Cheerleader. Do you read the things these idiots say or probably do to pictures of the cheerleaders? Have higher ambitions, maybe she can be VP of Football Operations once Elway steps down after our 27th Superbowl trophy. Or she can buy the team for her daddy once she invents whatever comes after the internet.

Inkana7
12-21-2011, 07:53 PM
She's beautiful, man. Congratulations!

gyldenlove
12-21-2011, 08:09 PM
Congrats man!

Dagmar
12-21-2011, 08:10 PM
Congratulations sir!!

TheReverend
12-21-2011, 08:18 PM
6.5 lbs for what he said earlier?

Que
12-21-2011, 08:19 PM
So cute! Congrats!

Broncoman13
12-21-2011, 08:19 PM
Go Khan!!! Congratulations my brother!!! Girls definitely love their Daddy, spend as much time as you can with her... Never time lost!

Kaylore
12-21-2011, 08:27 PM
6 lbs 15 oz. Sorry for the extra "1" added. Typo. It took Taco to point it out.

And ::) to the comments about her being my little cheerleader. She's cheering for the broncos ergo she's a new bronco cheerleader. Good gravy...

HooptyHoops
12-21-2011, 08:29 PM
Congrats Khan....She's a perfect Christmas present!!

Garcia Bronco
12-21-2011, 08:31 PM
The Mormons are multipling!!!! Aghhhh!!!!


happy birthday.

BigPlayShay
12-21-2011, 08:34 PM
Beautiful, congrats! Since its a little girl, say goodbye to sleep for the next 25-30 years.

huh??
12-21-2011, 08:46 PM
Hey! My little girl is a quarter Japaneese too! Congratulations. You can at least let her be a Broncos Junior Cheerleader, yeah?

Vegas_Bronco
12-21-2011, 08:49 PM
Congratulations! We now have a cheerleader that can do math...she is beautiful good work Kahn!!!

I have 4 boys...best thing ill ever do that is for sure and love every minute of it.

oubronco
12-21-2011, 08:51 PM
Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!

crowebomber
12-21-2011, 09:04 PM
Congrats! I have two girls (4 and 2), and you will proudly carry the pink diaper bag all day long through the mall.

Bronx33
12-21-2011, 09:35 PM
Congrats you fertile bastage now you get to look forward to being wrapped around her finger.

Steve Prefontaine
12-21-2011, 09:39 PM
Very cute. Congrats!

errand
12-21-2011, 09:58 PM
congratulations dad! You now have a woman in your life that you will love unconditionally.....

Bronco Rob
12-21-2011, 10:05 PM
Congrats my good man!



topshelf work!




:thumbs:

SouthStndJunkie
12-21-2011, 10:25 PM
Congrats....it's a life changing experience and you'll enjoy every minute of being a dad.

Hope everyone is healthy and doing well.

theAPAOps5
12-21-2011, 10:29 PM
Welcome to the hardest and most rewarding job you will ever have. But it isn't a job because it is so much fun.

She is beautiful!

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
12-21-2011, 10:30 PM
Congrats!!!

Powderaddict
12-21-2011, 10:38 PM
Congrats man!

BroncsCheer
12-21-2011, 10:58 PM
Congratulations to you and your wife. Best wishes for a healthy childhood and strong parents. Daughters rock, but beware all the clothes - I have 2 and I had no idea someone could 'need' a wardrobe like that!

Keep the mrs fed, the dishes washed, and get used to taking a lot more time to do anything as a family. You're gonna love it!

vonqkilla
12-21-2011, 11:29 PM
Congrats!!!

Great job momma kahn!

More push than Zane!

Kaylore
12-21-2011, 11:37 PM
Congrats!!!

Great job momma kahn!

More push than Zane!

:spit: I'm not sure Zane could do what my 5'3" wife just did.

Blueflame
12-21-2011, 11:49 PM
Awesome news... congratulations to you and your wife. What a wonderful Christmas present (I do understand as 4 of my kids have birthdays between mid-November and Christmas ;D).

Mogulseeker
12-21-2011, 11:54 PM
Kaylore.... don't be this guy:

http://chzparentingfails.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/crazy-parenting-fails-good-cheap-fun-until-the-hospital-bills-show-up.gif

Popps
12-22-2011, 12:02 AM
Congrats to my fellow dad of a quarter Japanese girl.
We can confer later in life on ways to keep boys away.

canadianbroncosfan
12-22-2011, 12:03 AM
Congrats!

Meck77
12-22-2011, 03:32 AM
Congrats Kahn! All the best!

Chris
12-22-2011, 04:01 AM
Well done Kaylore.

Henceforth I dub thee..... The Stallion of Mormonia

http://www.universalstorm.com/file/pic/photo/2011/02/Wild_Stallion_Country-black-stallion-rearing-jpg.jpg



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strafen
12-22-2011, 06:43 AM
Congratulations!
She's quite a cutie! ^5

crawdad
12-22-2011, 09:13 AM
Congratulations man! She will be the love of your life. Here is some wise advice I borrowed from Jeff Owens:

http://www.fromdatestodiapers.com/50-rules-for-dads-of-daughters

Boobs McGee
12-22-2011, 10:49 AM
WHOOPTY WHOOOOOOP!! Congrats man! Make sure you don't teach her how to start obviously humorous threads on outing people that offend the overly sensitive TOO early in life, give her a couple weeks ;) That's a pretty awesome xmas gift! Kudos to you and your wife

kupesdad
12-22-2011, 11:39 AM
[QUOTE=Kaylore;3429840]I know for a lot of you this isn't news, but Khan is a daddy. Addison Noel was born 12/19 6lbs 15oz 19 inches. She's a quarter Japanese.

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Out of respect for my wife, please refrain from any jokes referring to her as Chris Kuper. (seriously, I'm looking at you SoCal.)

Feel free to complain why I didn't name her Kuper, though. :) (also seriously)[/QUOTE

The funny thing is my granddaughter's name is Madeline Noel ..

Ray Finkle
12-22-2011, 12:07 PM
Congratulations man! She will be the love of your life. Here is some wise advice I borrowed from Jeff Owens:

http://www.fromdatestodiapers.com/50-rules-for-dads-of-daughters

Congrats Chris, this is damn good advice...

Kaylore
12-22-2011, 12:56 PM
The funny thing is my granddaughter's name is Madeline Noel ..

LOL Great minds, I guess...

Rohirrim
12-22-2011, 12:58 PM
Wow! I didn't see this thread. Congrats, Khan. Beautiful baby. That's awesome! Say farewell to sleep. ;D

BroncoBeavis
12-22-2011, 02:42 PM
Congrats. I already know my 7yo little girl will be the death of me. She owns me completely. Good thing God only makes them one at a time. :)

Enjoy.

ColoradoDarin
12-22-2011, 03:14 PM
Congrats!!

bronclvr
12-22-2011, 03:24 PM
Congratulations Kaylore! Children are a blessing-a few Quotes come to mind:

"Certain is it that there is no kind of affection so purely angelic as of a father to a daughter. In love to our wives there is desire; to our sons, ambition; but to our daughters there is something which there are no words to express."

"A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again."

rodr88
12-22-2011, 05:01 PM
Congratulations to you and your wife. Your daughter is beautiful. Wishing you nothing but the best.

BroncoBuff
12-22-2011, 06:28 PM
Beautiful kid! Congrats to yourself and Mrs. Khan.

ant1999e
12-22-2011, 07:31 PM
Congrats, she's adorable.

broncosteven
12-22-2011, 11:25 PM
Congrats Kahn! I would send her a copy of "Failure is not an Option" but not sure if you are going to hand down the family copy you have that will be handed down with the family artifacts.

When she is ready to join the forum her user name has to be Marla McGivers, bad reference to Star Trek Space Seed reference.

Enjoy, I love my 1st born Daddy's girl. They are so much fun and really do think you can do no wrong. I miss the tiny baby hands and the kangaroo care time just sitting in wild wonder of what she will become as she grows older. Nothing like sleeping on a couch with a swaddled baby feeling their breath and the beat of their fast heart.

I could feed like a rock star and loved every minute of feeding, changing, burping, swaddling, changing, swaddling, changing, rocking sleeping on my chest on the couch or rocking chair...etc...

Let the wife rest up and do as much for her as you can and try to get as much sleep as you can. If both of you work make sure you demarcate the care times, maybe you are a morning person and agree to take any crying or feeding/changing from 3am-11am and the wife taking 10pm to 3am with the rest of the time based on who is closest to the baby at the time of the cry. It worked for us.

I am so happy for you and you wife and extended families! Enjoy! Enjoy! Enjoy!

Ratboy
12-22-2011, 11:54 PM
I know for a lot of you this isn't news, but Khan is a daddy. Addison Noel was born 12/19 6lbs 15oz 19 inches. She's a quarter Japanese.

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Out of respect for my wife, please refrain from any jokes referring to her as Chris Kuper. (seriously, I'm looking at you SoCal.)

Feel free to complain why I didn't name her Kuper, though. :) (also seriously)

Congrats! They grow fast, so watch out.

Quarter Japanese? My son is interested (Half Japanese/Turning 1 years old on Jan 2).

55CrushEm
12-23-2011, 07:41 AM
CONGRATULATIONS, Khan!!!!

Becoming a dad for the first time was the greatest feeling I've ever experienced. Enjoy every moment!

ScottXray
12-23-2011, 10:35 AM
Congrats to You and Missus K!
Children are one of the things that can make life have real meaning.

Start saving now for her education, and maybe she won't have to live with you until shes 39 due to student loans.

Good luck and Merry xmas!

Boogerboots
12-23-2011, 01:44 PM
Congratulations Khan! She's as cute as a tribble

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf9uc5vjCm1qadfw9o1_500.png

BroncoBuff
12-24-2011, 02:11 AM
Has she expressed a preference between Romney and Huntsman?

I like Jon Huntsman.

Mogulseeker
12-24-2011, 08:52 AM
Has she expressed a preference between Romney and Huntsman?

I like Jon Huntsman.

I'm convinced that Huntsman would be an outstanding President. The dude has no charisma, though.

El Guapo
12-24-2011, 10:51 AM
Congratulations!

rbackfactory80
12-24-2011, 07:11 PM
Awesome Kaylore. Congratulations!

BroncoBuff
12-24-2011, 09:33 PM
I'm convinced that Huntsman would be an outstanding President. The dude has no charisma, though.

He's the perfect example of what a 21st-century pragmatic leader should be: Has no agenda - he decides issue by issue, he's open-minded, he listens and carries no grudges.

And his is my favorite of all the LDS commercials:



http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/2074/huntsman.jpg

I worked for both Ronald Reagan and Barack Obama ...

I'm a conservative, but I believe in civil unions and evolution ...

I like progressive heavy metal, and I speak fluent Chinese ...

Oh, and I'm a Mormon.

IronHog
12-25-2011, 12:22 AM
She's perfect Khan, just what this team needed! Merry Christmas, and post hen picture in the game thread next week for some Baby Mojo!

The Joker
12-25-2011, 05:05 AM
Just saw this.

Congrats man, great news. :)

broncobum6162
01-15-2012, 05:53 PM
Conrats man! May you get some sleep before this weeks podcast!