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Gort
12-20-2011, 01:35 PM
http://multimedia.heraldinteractive.com/images/20111219/bcb52c_ltpmansion20111220.jpg

http://bostonherald.com/track/inside_track/view.bg?articleid=1389798&format=text

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dish/201112/nfl-stars-environmentally-friendly-palace

- supermodel trophy wife (check)
- $31M trophy house (check)
- 3 SB rings (check)
- victory over God's QB (check)

it's pretty obvious, isn't it? ...Tom Brady is the anti-Christ!

:holyguac!

PS - this post is intended as humor. it has also been certified as 100% boobs free per OM rules.

Popps
12-20-2011, 01:47 PM
NB/DNR

OABB
12-20-2011, 01:49 PM
I'd imagine living life in a closet would be detrimental to my soul despite outward appearances.

dictionary
12-20-2011, 01:56 PM
NB/DNR

mad rep, sir.

Punisher
12-20-2011, 01:57 PM
Anyone that makes 100k a year life is better than mines and thats a **** load of people

bronco militia
12-20-2011, 02:00 PM
http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/lol-the-new-tommy.jpg

rmsanger
12-20-2011, 02:04 PM
Would post pics of Gisele's assets but apparently since the Spanish inquisition is happening here I will pass....

Dr. Broncenstein
12-20-2011, 02:12 PM
Anyone that makes 100k a year life is better than mines and thats a **** load of people

Lol. 100k doesn't go very far after taxes.

oubronco
12-20-2011, 02:17 PM
http://cdn04.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/0523-the-crap-we-missed-14-480x631.jpg

oubronco
12-20-2011, 02:19 PM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3wjM0gIFMolvvsmrcyC5fL701hncN3 M_lMu1kRGP2x8dGlUX9OS2UPeTZrg

OABB
12-20-2011, 02:34 PM
29801

Dr. Broncenstein
12-20-2011, 02:40 PM
29801

I loled.

OABB
12-20-2011, 02:48 PM
I loled.

Coming from the funniest poster on this site(****you vance!), it means a lot to me.

Shananahan
12-20-2011, 02:53 PM
I'm pretty sure I'd rather own five or six $5 million homes than a single $31 million one.

First-ballot HOF problems, I guess.

Borks147
12-20-2011, 03:44 PM
I'm pretty sure I'd rather own five or six $5 million homes than a single $31 million one.

First-ballot HOF problems, I guess.

I'm pretty sure he could own five or six $5 million homes in addition to his $31 million on. What a cockbag; lucky, lucky cockbag

Pontius Pirate
12-20-2011, 09:15 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/5/6/0c6f18b9-bd2a-4c6b-9209-f44850ab4803.jpg

jmz313
12-21-2011, 06:06 AM
Not Too Mention, Giselle is Worth more than him.

Dr. Broncenstein
12-21-2011, 06:34 AM
I'm pretty sure he could own five or six $5 million homes in addition to his $31 million on. What a cockbag; lucky, lucky cockbag

I hear people used to revere other successful people. I've never actually witnessed this phenomenon. I'll go on record saying that Brady has earned every bit of his success. He should build a moat though....

MileHighMagic
12-21-2011, 07:02 AM
I never understood the hate for him. Seems like a good guy. How can you not appreciate his toughness and competetive fire? I guess the same could be said for the goat fvker in San Diego but Tom does it with that California cool. The guy is the biggest bad ass in the league. If he wore orange and blue, we would worship him.

Meck77
12-21-2011, 07:09 AM
http://multimedia.heraldinteractive.com/images/20111219/bcb52c_ltpmansion20111220.jpg

http://bostonherald.com/track/inside_track/view.bg?articleid=1389798&format=text

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dish/201112/nfl-stars-environmentally-friendly-palace

- supermodel trophy wife (check)
- $31M trophy house (check)
- 3 SB rings (check)
- victory over God's QB (check)

it's pretty obvious, isn't it? ...Tom Brady is the anti-Christ!

:holyguac!

PS - this post is intended as humor. it has also been certified as 100% boobs free per OM rules.

That 31M house might net 18M on the market now that it's complete. After she files for divorce in a couple years and attorney fees he'll be lucky to have 1/3 of what he put in.

He'll be able to keep the SB rings.

Victory of God's QB? Meh..We'll still get in the playoffs. He'll never forget Plummer and Co punking their asses out of the playoffs @ Mile High though!

gyldenlove
12-21-2011, 07:13 AM
That 31M house might net 18M on the market now that it's complete. After she files for divorce in a couple years and attorney fees he'll be lucky to have 1/3 of what he put in.

He'll be able to keep the SB rings.

Victory of God's QB? Meh..We'll still get in the playoffs. He'll never forget Plummer and Co punking their asses out of the playoffs @ Mile High though!

You do know that Giselle makes a LOT more money than Tom Brady right? he is a kept man.

beanerbronco
12-21-2011, 07:36 AM
I never understood the hate for him. Seems like a good guy. How can you not appreciate his toughness and competetive fire? I guess the same could be said for the goat fvker in San Diego but Tom does it with that California cool. The guy is the biggest bad ass in the league. If he wore orange and blue, we would worship him.

Yeah he's a likable guy: always speaks highly of his opponents and praises them, but he makes little kids cry

Powderaddict
12-21-2011, 09:59 AM
I've got a beautiful wife, a great kid, and enough freedom to roam the public streets without being constantly approached by complete strangers. Tom Brady may have a much larger bank account, a much larger house, and brighter shinier more expensive toys, but I have enough to keep me busy in my free time

Who is to say his life is better than mine? I wouldn’t trade places if offered.

Gort
12-21-2011, 10:00 AM
this house is huge.

http://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/tom-brady-house-2.jpg

http://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/tom-brady-house-3.jpg

http://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/tom-brady-house-5.jpg

http://bustedcoverage.com/2011/12/20/tom-brady-brentwood-mansion-nearly-complete-photos/

oubronco
12-21-2011, 10:03 AM
And why does one need to have a house that huge I just don't get it

Shotgun Willie
12-21-2011, 10:45 AM
I've got a beautiful wife, a great kid, and enough freedom to roam the public streets without being constantly approached by complete strangers. Tom Brady may have a much larger bank account, a much larger house, and brighter shinier more expensive toys, but I have enough to keep me busy in my free time

Who is to say his life is better than mine? I wouldn’t trade places if offered.

Well, I now know at least one OMane poster whose wife monitors his postings.

BroncoBeavis
12-21-2011, 10:53 AM
http://multimedia.heraldinteractive.com/images/20111219/bcb52c_ltpmansion20111220.jpg

http://bostonherald.com/track/inside_track/view.bg?articleid=1389798&format=text

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dish/201112/nfl-stars-environmentally-friendly-palace

- supermodel trophy wife (check)
- $31M trophy house (check)
- 3 SB rings (check)
- victory over God's QB (check)

it's pretty obvious, isn't it? ...Tom Brady is the anti-Christ!

:holyguac!

PS - this post is intended as humor. it has also been certified as 100% boobs free per OM rules.

As an adaptation, this should be the certified 'boob free' logo :)

<strike>(.Y.)</strike>

55CrushEm
12-21-2011, 11:27 AM
http://cdn04.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/0523-the-crap-we-missed-14-480x631.jpg

No. Really? The guy HAS to be gay. He really does.

OABB
12-21-2011, 12:14 PM
And why does one need to have a house that huge I just don't get it
Its got a giant closet that Tom likes to spend alot of time in.

Gort
12-21-2011, 12:49 PM
Its got a giant closet that Tom likes to spend alot of time in.

ominous music

dun... dun... DUN!

http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Celebrities/S_Z/Toe_Tp/Tom_Brady/1/tom_brady05.jpg

Dr. Broncenstein
12-21-2011, 01:10 PM
And why does one need to have a house that huge I just don't get it

Because suck it, that's why.

ClamChowdah
12-21-2011, 02:14 PM
Every KING deserves a castle, Tom makes around 18m bills a year and Gisele makes 45m bills, they've got to spend that money somehow.

broncosteven
12-21-2011, 05:38 PM
http://multimedia.heraldinteractive.com/images/20111219/bcb52c_ltpmansion20111220.jpg

http://bostonherald.com/track/inside_track/view.bg?articleid=1389798&format=text

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dish/201112/nfl-stars-environmentally-friendly-palace

- supermodel trophy wife (check)
- $31M trophy house (check)
- 3 SB rings (check)
- victory over God's QB (check)

it's pretty obvious, isn't it? ...Tom Brady is the anti-Christ!

:holyguac!

PS - this post is intended as humor. it has also been certified as 100% boobs free per OM rules.

I got 2 reasons why I don't agree with this:

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee74/broncosteven/100_5119.jpg

Wes Mantooth
12-21-2011, 06:49 PM
And why does one need to have a house that huge I just don't get it

to be honest, it's built for 2.