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TonyR
12-19-2011, 08:18 PM
Interesting read which should spark some happy good time discussion...

I don't know what this means in the grand theological scheme of things, but the best play Tim Tebow made yesterday came in the third quarter, when his athleticism and his brains kept him from looking foolish on SportsCenter replays from now until the final trumpet sounds. With Denver already far behind New England, the Broncos had the ball on their own 2-yard line. New England's Brandon Deaderick got in clean and had Tebow wrapped up for an obvious safety, but Tebow fought him off and got free, dropping the ball in the process. He picked it up and circled deeper into the end zone with a couple of Patriots still in pursuit. They had open shots at him, too, but they couldn't bring him down, and Tebow still had enough left to throw a pass across his body with enough ginger on it that he avoided an intentional grounding penalty.

That was his best moment. Through a combination of athleticism and intelligence, he avoided a safety and he avoided a penalty. Otherwise, his team might have lost 43-23. Nevertheless, it was the most exciting play for no gain that I've ever seen.

Read the rest here:
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7369021/fair-game

And here I was thinking the Tebow drama would die down...

OrangeSe7en
12-19-2011, 08:25 PM
Interesting read which should spark some happy good time discussion...



Read the rest here:
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7369021/fair-game

And here I was thinking the Tebow drama would die down...

Not every running play is the option, dumbass.

Pontius Pirate
12-19-2011, 08:25 PM
I prefer Deadspin's take to that gasbag Simmons:

"As others have documented (http://fifthdown.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/11/18/redefining-excellence-one-handoff-at-a-time/), Tebow's miracle wins were enabled by the Broncos' stout defense, and by boneheaded opponent mistakes (http://www.denverpost.com/broncos/ci_19526657) and a fantastic field-goal kicker (http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/09000d5d824f49f0/Prater-ties-it-with-59-yard-FG). It also helped that Denver played a bunch of mediocre teams; the combined winning percentage of the opposition in Tebow's seven wins is .428."

http://deadspin.com/5869284/tom-brady-shows-tim-tebow-what-a-real-quarterback-looks-like

TonyR
12-19-2011, 08:27 PM
I prefer Deadspin's take to that gasbag Simmons...

The article I linked wasn't written by Simmons.

OrangeSe7en
12-19-2011, 08:28 PM
The article I linked wasn't written by Simmons.

Simmons is no longer your imaginary lover?

Pontius Pirate
12-19-2011, 08:28 PM
The article I linked wasn't written by Simmons.

Meh. Grantland is all gasbags. Klosterman, Pierce, Simmons.

Bronco Rob
12-19-2011, 08:30 PM
That guy is a clownshoe.

OrangeSe7en
12-19-2011, 08:30 PM
Meh. Grantland is all gasbags. Klosterman, Pierce, Simmons.

And you're not?

broncogary
12-19-2011, 08:30 PM
I prefer Deadspin's take to that gasbag Simmons:

"As others have documented (http://fifthdown.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/11/18/redefining-excellence-one-handoff-at-a-time/), Tebow's miracle wins were enabled by the Broncos' stout defense, and by boneheaded opponent mistakes (http://www.denverpost.com/broncos/ci_19526657) and a fantastic field-goal kicker (http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/09000d5d824f49f0/Prater-ties-it-with-59-yard-FG). It also helped that Denver played a bunch of mediocre teams; the combined winning percentage of the opposition in Tebow's seven wins is .428."

http://deadspin.com/5869284/tom-brady-shows-tim-tebow-what-a-real-quarterback-looks-like

I wonder what the winning pct. is for Brady's wins this year.

TonyR
12-19-2011, 08:36 PM
Not every running play is the option, dumbass.


Simmons is no longer your imaginary lover?


And you're not?


LOL Somebody doesn't get much attention at home!

OrangeSe7en
12-19-2011, 08:37 PM
LOL Somebody doesn't get much attention at home!

Isn't family smack talk a bannable offense?

Well done, jackass.

Pontius Pirate
12-19-2011, 08:46 PM
And you're not?

Unabashedly, I'm a gasbag. Opposites attract.

epicSocialism4tw
12-19-2011, 08:49 PM
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1011/grandma-juggalo-icp-grandma-demotivational-poster-1289439731.jpg

DomCasual
12-19-2011, 08:52 PM
I didn't read the entire article, so maybe I'm missing something. But from leading the excerpt you included, I can't, for the life of me, understand what it has to do with Tebow's religion.

DomCasual
12-19-2011, 08:55 PM
Unabashedly, I'm a gasbag. Opposites attract.

So, I'm starting to get the feeling you're an unpleasant drunk. You aren't all that irritating when you're sober. You're a complete asshat when you're drunk - there have been a few occasions where I'm like, "How come I never noticed this douchebag before?" Your spelling and grammar seem to be bad, on those occasions - almost as if you are slurring your virtual words.

Do I have that about right?

spdirty
12-19-2011, 08:57 PM
Isn't family smack talk a bannable offense?

Well done, jackass.

Did he rip on any of your family members? Nice try drama queen. You're worse than my sister.

RMT
12-19-2011, 09:07 PM
I wonder what the winning pct. is for Brady's wins this year.

Great question ...

And the winning percentage of the opponents Brady & the Patriots have beaten this year is 45.9% (90-106) ... a mere difference of 3%.

One of my favorite statistics quotes is "torture numbers and they will confess to ANYTHING" :)

Pontius Pirate
12-19-2011, 09:13 PM
So, I'm starting to get the feeling you're an unpleasant drunk. You aren't all that irritating when you're sober. You're a complete asshat when you're drunk - there have been a few occasions where I'm like, "How come I never noticed this douchebag before?" Your spelling and grammar seem to be bad, on those occasions - almost as if you are slurring your virtual words.

Do I have that about right?

I am flattered that you're sitting around analyzing the content of my posts, theorizing about my state of intoxication and wondering what I'm like in real life.

Let's just, you know, not have you follow me too closely, okay Richard Ramirez?

Ironlung
12-19-2011, 09:44 PM
I prefer Deadspin's take to that gasbag Simmons:

"As others have documented (http://fifthdown.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/11/18/redefining-excellence-one-handoff-at-a-time/), Tebow's miracle wins were enabled by the Broncos' stout defense, and by boneheaded opponent mistakes (http://www.denverpost.com/broncos/ci_19526657) and a fantastic field-goal kicker (http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/09000d5d824f49f0/Prater-ties-it-with-59-yard-FG). It also helped that Denver played a bunch of mediocre teams; the combined winning percentage of the opposition in Tebow's seven wins is .428."

http://deadspin.com/5869284/tom-brady-shows-tim-tebow-what-a-real-quarterback-looks-like

Since you're always bagging on our favorite team, who's your team dip s h i t?

epicSocialism4tw
12-19-2011, 09:49 PM
Since you're always bagging on our favorite team, who's your team dip s h i t?

Probably whoever is playing Denver.

Schmucks like that are pained by every good play.

RhymesayersDU
12-19-2011, 10:07 PM
Isn't family smack talk a bannable offense?

Well done, jackass.

You were the dork who always reminded the teacher when she didn't assign homework on a Friday, weren't you?

Get a life.

barryr
12-19-2011, 10:39 PM
Interesting read which should spark some happy good time discussion...



Read the rest here:
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7369021/fair-game

And here I was thinking the Tebow drama would die down...

And posting this stupid article helped that I'm sure.

broncocalijohn
12-19-2011, 10:44 PM
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1011/grandma-juggalo-icp-grandma-demotivational-poster-1289439731.jpg

OMG! Never why that girl turned into a freak. Look what her Dad branded her with on her arm. Probably he did it when she was only 4 years old!

DomCasual
12-19-2011, 10:51 PM
I am flattered that you're sitting around analyzing the content of my posts, theorizing about my state of intoxication and wondering what I'm like in real life.

Let's just, you know, not have you follow me too closely, okay Richard Ramirez?

I'm just pointing out the obvious - trying to give you credit for being more than the absolute turd most people assume you are. I only actually remember people here if they are consistently solid contributors, or colossal assholes. Everyone else falls into the vast middle ground. You've been memorable lately by falling into the latter category - congratulations on that. I am trying to give you the benefit of the doubt.

I never get why someone would invest time into a community when 1) they don't seem to share the beliefs that identifies the community (e.g. "Bronco fans), and 2) they are reviled by most in the community. At least an overt troll can say, "I like a different team. I enjoy your revulsion, because it helps me identify with my team."

People like you seem to feed off of people hating you, because you simply like negative energy. That's a pretty sad, despicable existence. At some point, you would think you would just lose interest, and go somewhere else. - which, you know, would be great.

DarkHorse30
12-19-2011, 11:12 PM
I thought it was a pretty good game, ruined by some unfortunate turnovers in the second quarter.

Other games I noticed this week, the jets getting blown out and the Stealers getting blown out. Anybody talking about their QBs and how much they suck? Sanchez throws 2 picks and only has 150 yards, while the rapist fumbles on his 5 and throws 3 picks.....on the way to 3 whopping points. I guess they aren't very good without their concussioner (who happens to have trouble with his grammar when tweeting.....how do the announcers let that idiocy go? I'd love to have Cosell back every now and then for a laugh)

sisterhellfyre
12-19-2011, 11:12 PM
OMG! Never why that girl turned into a freak. Look what her Dad branded her with on her arm. Probably he did it when she was only 4 years old!

Yeh. But she's got boobs, right?

broncocalijohn
12-19-2011, 11:13 PM
Dom, Pontius Pirate gives us those awesome pics of Mickey Rooney when it really is Andy Rooney that died. He is on top of it and that is how I remember him, by the RIP threads. He almost gets it right but fails just a tad. Sometimes he gets the wrong sex or color of the deceased but he tries.

Archer81
12-19-2011, 11:34 PM
Confidence is growing, obstacles can be overcome...


:Broncos:

TonyR
12-20-2011, 06:52 AM
I didn't read the entire article, so maybe I'm missing something. But from leading the excerpt you included, I can't, for the life of me, understand what it has to do with Tebow's religion.

I just posted the beginning of the article rather than the whole thing. Click the link and give it a read. Here's another blurb:


Tim Tebow became "compelling" because he became a character in the great national dumbshow that is our culture war. And we should be very clear about one thing he wasn't dragooned into this. Nobody drafted him. He walked into this role with his eyes open. Before he ever took a snap in the NFL, he appeared in an anti-choice television ad with his mother that was sponsored by Focus on the Family, an influential anti-choice, anti-gay-rights organization founded by the Rev. James Dobson. He knew what he was doing.

Spider
12-20-2011, 07:10 AM
Isn't family smack talk a bannable offense?

Well done, jackass.

that was family smack ? really ? .........

Spider
12-20-2011, 07:13 AM
And posting this stupid article helped that I'm sure.

LOL and you never biatched about to much coverage on the good Tebow media ... but yeah no need to post this stuff . Just another asshole with an opinion

TonyR
12-20-2011, 07:18 AM
And posting this stupid article helped that I'm sure.

You have a choice about whether or not to read the thread. You have a choice about whether or not to read the article. And you have a choice whether or not to whine about it. I can't make your choices for you.

barryr
12-20-2011, 07:20 AM
You have a choice about whether or not to read the thread. You have a choice about whether or not to read the article. And you have a choice whether or not to whine about it. I can't make your choices for you.

You have a choice not to be hung up about Tebow and his religion. Get over it already.

jhns
12-20-2011, 07:20 AM
You have a choice about whether or not to read the thread. You have a choice about whether or not to read the article. And you have a choice whether or not to whine about it. I can't make your choices for you.

You do realize he was saying the same thing to you, right?

jhns
12-20-2011, 07:22 AM
Tebows religion is fair game to all the bigots...

TonyR
12-20-2011, 07:27 AM
You do realize he was saying the same thing to you, right?

So? I chose to post the article. Some thought provoking comments for those with the intellectual capacity to consider them, and the intestinal fortitude to withstand something that can be construed as criticism of Tim Tebow. Since you regularly demonstrate that you have neither of those qualities it probably isn't for you. I don't like or dislike Tebow any more after reading it, and won't root for him any less hard this Sunday than I did last, but the article did offer an interesting new perspective.

jhns
12-20-2011, 07:28 AM
So? I chose to post the article. Some thought provoking comments for those with the intellectual capacity to consider them, and the intestinal fortitude to withstand something that can be construed as criticism of Tim Tebow. Since you regularly demonstrate that you have neither of those qualities it probably isn't for you. I don't like or dislike Tebow any more after reading it, and won't root for him any less hard this Sunday than I did last, but the article did offer an interesting new perspective.

I don't get what this has to do with what I said...

Oh, the drama!

TonyR
12-20-2011, 07:29 AM
Tebows religion is fair game to all the bigots...

If you took the time to actually read the article, and had the intelligence to understand it, you'd know why it's "fair game". Again, this is probably a little above your pay grade so to speak so you should probably just move along. Your choice.

lolcopter
12-20-2011, 07:29 AM
Culture war is a distraction. Don't be retarded.

TonyR
12-20-2011, 07:32 AM
I don't get...

LOL You clearly "don't get" a lot of things. I'm sure there are some sports related articles in USA Today that are more your speed. Here's a link for you:

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/index

jhns
12-20-2011, 07:32 AM
If you took the time to actually read the article, and had the intelligence to understand it, you know why it's "fair game". Again, this is probably a little above your pay grade so to speak so you should probably just move along. Your choice.

It has always been fair game for bigots to jump on. I agreed with the article...

I don't mind. It lets everyone show their true colors.

jhns
12-20-2011, 07:33 AM
LOL You clearly "don't get" a lot of things. I'm sure there are some sports related articles in USA Today that are more your speed. Here's a link for you:

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/index

Poor guy. You try too hard and continually make a fool of yourself.

Spider
12-20-2011, 07:35 AM
LOL You clearly "don't get" a lot of things. I'm sure there are some sports related articles in USA Today that are more your speed. Here's a link for you:

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/index

I will have you know Jhns is a self proclaimed genius , he is where he is at in life with no assistance , none whatsoever , except from his family to help him get by and pay for his education , he didnt have to wok part time jobs like s little people ..... Just so you know ;D

TonyR
12-20-2011, 07:36 AM
I agreed with the article...


I must admit I'm surprised by this. I don't know that I fully agree with it, and your comments don't seem to suggest that you do either.

jhns
12-20-2011, 07:37 AM
I will have you know Jhns is a self proclaimed genius , he is where he is at in life with no assistance , none whatsoever , except from his family to help him get by and pay for his education , he didnt have to wok part time jobs like s little people ..... Just so you know ;D

I have had a job since I was 8. I have not gone even a single week of ky life without one, since that time. You sure sound jealous though. Don't worry, most are.

Spider
12-20-2011, 07:38 AM
I have had a job since I was 8. I have not gone even a single week of ky life without one, since that time. You sure sound jealous though. Don't worry, most are.

giving hand jobs to cow hands around Omaha doesnt really count

jhns
12-20-2011, 07:39 AM
I must admit I'm surprised by this. I don't know that I fully agree with it, and your comments don't seem to suggest that you do either.

Like I said, let it be fair game so we can see who the bigots are. You clearly are a bigot. This is good for everyone to know.

jhns
12-20-2011, 07:39 AM
giving hand jobs to cow hands around Omaha doesnt really count

The trucker is acting like a jealous pittle girl. How embarrassing.

Spider
12-20-2011, 07:41 AM
The trucker is acting like a jealous pittle girl. How embarrassing.

ok , ok if you insist ....... Giving hand jobs is a real job , there now you happy ?

jhns
12-20-2011, 07:42 AM
ok , ok if you insist ....... Giving hand jobs is a real job , there now you happy ?

What you do at the truck stop is none of my business.

Spider
12-20-2011, 07:43 AM
What you do at the truck stop is none of my business.

odd , i was expecting more from a genius ....

jhns
12-20-2011, 07:45 AM
odd , i was expecting more from a genius ....

This means you have nothing.

KO5K
12-20-2011, 07:46 AM
Note to anyone considering reading the article.

Don't.

It's ****.

Spider
12-20-2011, 07:47 AM
This means you have nothing.

LOL well with your comebacks ..... you dont leave me much to work with genius .you know your full of shiat though right ?

jhns
12-20-2011, 07:48 AM
Note to anyone considering reading the article.

Don't.

It's ****.

This is why most just skip it and make fun of tony. He never posts anything that is worthwhile.

jhns
12-20-2011, 07:50 AM
LOL well with your comebacks ..... you dont leave me much to work with genius .you know your full of shiat though right ?

Blah blah blah... You fail.

Spider
12-20-2011, 07:51 AM
Blah blah blah... You fail.

LMAO so says the guy giving hand jobs at the age of 8

jhns
12-20-2011, 07:53 AM
LMAO so says the guy giving hand jobs at the age of 8

Pedo smack from the trucker... Go figure.

TonyR
12-20-2011, 07:53 AM
You clearly are a bigot.

How so? Posting an article makes me a "bigot"? Do you even know what "bigotry" is? I've stated no intolerance or animosity to anyone or anything (other than perhaps you) in this thread. Why do you insist on making things up? At least display a little bit of honesty and integrity in your arguments.

TonyR
12-20-2011, 07:55 AM
Note to anyone considering reading the article.

Don't.

It's ****.

It's fair to have an opinion but ignorant to project it on to others. Things aren't "****" just because you don't agree with them. Let people make up their own minds.

jhns
12-20-2011, 07:57 AM
Posting an article makes me a "bigot"?

Yes. Look at what you want to talk about. Look at what you post. It sure doesn't look like you care about the football part of Tebow. Why is this even on the main page? There is a seperate religion forum.

jhns
12-20-2011, 07:59 AM
It's fair to have an opinion but ignorant to project it on to others. Things aren't "****" just because you don't agree with them. Let people make up their own minds.

This is the definition of being a bigot.

You can stand on the corner yelling that you worship the devil if you want. This is a free country. Tebow can say what he wants.

TonyR
12-20-2011, 08:01 AM
Yes. Look at what you want to talk about. Look at what you post. It sure doesn't look like you care about the football part of Tebow. Why is this even on the main page? There is a seperate religion forum.

LOL Says the guy with the most posts in the thread! What a dope. You're free not to read it or discuss it. And the mods are free to move it to the WRP. I'm happy to discuss football but don't see you raising any topics for discussion.

TonyR
12-20-2011, 08:03 AM
This is the definition of being a bigot.

You can stand on the corner yelling that you worship the devil if you want. This is a free country. Tebow can say what he wants.

Huh? You're clearly confused. Where did I say Tebow can't say what he wants? Or that I even disagree with what he says for that matter? You're shooting blanks here, jhns. Why am I even wasting my time talking to you?!?

jhns
12-20-2011, 08:06 AM
LOL Says the guy with the most posts in the thread! What a dope. You're free not to read it or discuss it. And the mods are free to move it to the WRP. I'm happy to discuss football but don't see you raising any topics for discussion.

I'm a dope because you are too stupid to figure out what the topic of your thread is? Interesting.

Thanks for letting me know that I am free to discuss it. I may not have posted in here otherwise.

jhns
12-20-2011, 08:07 AM
Huh? You're clearly confused. Where did I say Tebow can't say what he wants? Or that I even disagree with what he says for that matter? You're shooting blanks here, jhns. Why am I even wasting my time talking to you?!?

Were you not talking about Tebow, and the article, with the first sentence in that quote? Are you actually calling that poster ignorant for pointing out that the article is a wadte of time? Are you that much of a drama queen?

Intolerance of an opinion, makes you a bigot.

TonyR
12-20-2011, 08:15 AM
Intolerance of an opinion, makes you a bigot.

You're lost, jhns. Re-read my post below, admit you're stupid and wrong, and move along.

It's fair to have an opinion but ignorant to project it on to others. Things aren't "****" just because you don't agree with them. Let people make up their own minds.

There is absolutely no intolerance or bigotry here. Quite the opposite in fact.

Congrats on destroying another thread with your typical nonsensical garbage.

jhns
12-20-2011, 08:21 AM
You're lost, jhns. Re-read my post below, admit you're stupid and wrong, and move along.



There is absolutely no intolerance or bigotry here. Quite the opposite in fact.

Congrats on destroying another thread with your typical nonsensical garbage.

Bigotry is intolerance of an opinion. It sure looks like you are being a bigot as you call people names after they give their opinion. Is that tolerance to you?

LOL @ you thinking I ruined your horrible thread. At what point has anyone cared to discuss the garbage you post?

KO5K
12-20-2011, 08:21 AM
Congrats on destroying another thread with your typical nonsensical garbage.

There was no thread to ruin.

68 posts and not a single one about the content of the ****ty article you posted.

EDIT: Make that 69.

TonyR
12-20-2011, 08:26 AM
It sure looks like you are being a bigot as you call people names after they give their opinion.

Still making things up I see. Where did I call KO5K a name in the post you're referencing?

jhns
12-20-2011, 08:28 AM
Still making things up I see. Where did I call KO5K a name in the post you're referencing?

You called him ignorant. Maybe not a name, but the same thing. It is showing that you can't tolerate others thinking your posts are garbage.

TonyR
12-20-2011, 08:29 AM
68 posts and not a single one about the content of the ****ty article you posted.


I'm happy to discuss the content of the article. But that requires both that people actually read it (which you claim to have done) and not dismiss it out of hand (which you clearly have done).

So, since you seem to want to discuss it, what do you think? Is religion "fair game" since Tebow himself put it on the table? You seem to cringe at this and yet Tebow clearly doesn't. You're afraid where he isn't. He displays courage and conviction where you're displaying fear and weakness. He's standing up for his beliefs and putting them out there for all to see where you're dispagaging those who bring them up or challenge them. So, here's your chance. Tell us what you think. Tell us where/how you disagree with the author's points. It's all yours.

jhns
12-20-2011, 08:30 AM
I'm happy to discuss the content of the article. But that requires both that people actually read it (which you claim to have done) and not dismiss it out of hand (which you clearly have done).

So, since you seem to want to discuss it, what do you think? Is religion "fair game" since Tebow himself put it on the table? You seem to cringe at this and yet Tebow clearly doesn't. You're afraid where he isn't. He displays courage and conviction where you're displaying fear and weakness. He's standing up for his beliefs and putting them out there for all to see where you're dispagaging those who bring them up or challenge them. So, here's your chance. Tell us what you think. Tell us where/how you disagree with the author's points. It's all yours.

His post clearly went over your head. You are quite the drama queen though.

Rohirrim
12-20-2011, 09:08 AM
It is kind of odd to launch a Christian mission in the Phillippines, which is already predominantly Catholic. Of course, these days it's difficult to sort out all the different sects. There seems to be an awful lot of religiosity in NFL locker rooms these days. I wonder what the players and coaches do who don't believe in that stuff? I guess, like me, they just try and ignore it. I wonder if player decisions are ever made based on religious stuff, like trading somebody because they're not a believer from a team that's full of believers. That would be an interesting story.

KO5K
12-20-2011, 10:47 AM
So, since you seem to want to discuss it, what do you think? Is religion "fair game" since Tebow himself put it on the table? You seem to cringe at this and yet Tebow clearly doesn't. You're afraid where he isn't. He displays courage and conviction where you're displaying fear and weakness. He's standing up for his beliefs and putting them out there for all to see where you're dispagaging those who bring them up or challenge them. So, here's your chance. Tell us what you think. Tell us where/how you disagree with the author's points. It's all yours.

Earlier this week, some kids were suspended at a high school on Long Island for "Tebowing" dropping to one knee in prayerful contemplation in the hallways. Asked for his reaction, Tebow replied, "You have to respect the position of authority and people that God has put in authority over you, so that's part of it. But I think it does show courage from the kids, standing out and doing that, and some boldness."

First of all, God is involving Himself in how they select principals to run the high schools on Long Island? That's a bear of an interview process right there. And you will note the obvious passive-aggressiveness in the second part of the answer. Obey your principal because God got him the job, but, damn, these kids are brave in their faith to defy the principal's authority and, by extension of the first point, God's. This is childish. It is silly. And it also makes my head hurt.

First off all, the writer comes across as a butt hurt moron.

People that God has put in authority over you =/= the ****ing principle. It is quite obvious what Tebow meant yet this guy trys to spin what Tebow says and then slams him for it.

Bias aside, if you want to criticize Tebow over his religion, go ahead but it doesn't make any sense to me that in a world of killers and rapists you have people who would instead choose to criticize a guy because of his religious beliefs.

So he thanks his God every so often, who the **** cares? He doesn't believe having an abortion is the right thing to do, again, who the **** cares?

barryr
12-20-2011, 10:53 AM
It is kind of odd to launch a Christian mission in the Phillippines, which is already predominantly Catholic. Of course, these days it's difficult to sort out all the different sects. There seems to be an awful lot of religiosity in NFL locker rooms these days. I wonder what the players and coaches do who don't believe in that stuff? I guess, like me, they just try and ignore it. I wonder if player decisions are ever made based on religious stuff, like trading somebody because they're not a believer from a team that's full of believers. That would be an interesting story.

Ignore it? You post about Tebow and religion every single day. You call that ignoring? In reality, you are fixated about this, more so than those that support Tebow's religious beliefs. Only athiests would find a story about personnel decisions based on religious beliefs interesting and good luck finding a GM who would admit to being that stupid about making deals based on that.

lolcopter
12-20-2011, 10:55 AM
Omg why do u guys think Ryan Harris was cut? Muslim ldo!!

TonyR
12-20-2011, 11:00 AM
...if you want to criticize Tebow over his religion, go ahead...

I'm not criticizing him about religion. And I don't think the author is suggesting that anyone should. What he is suggesting is that religion is fair game because Tebow himself put it on the table, and he offers a fairly convincing explanation for this.

KO5K
12-20-2011, 11:02 AM
I'm not criticizing him about religion. And I don't think the author is suggesting that anyone should. What he is suggesting is that religion is fair game because Tebow himself put it on the table, and he offers a fairly convincing explanation for this.

Ok...

So you're saying the author is suggesting that we shouldn't criticize Tebow for his beliefs but it is fair game to criticize them if someone wants to?

So to sum it up, it was a completely pointless article.

Also, what does one gain by criticizing Tebow?

lolcopter
12-20-2011, 11:03 AM
Ok...

And what exactly does one achieve by criticizing Tebow for his beliefs?

False sense of superiority

Pontius Pirate
12-20-2011, 11:05 AM
This thread proves the following theorem to be true:

(TimTebowPost+topic=religion)(#ofreplies) / (presenceofbewbs) * banonbewbs = IQdecay X10

KO5K
12-20-2011, 11:06 AM
False sense of superiority

The only explanation I have come up with.

KO5K
12-20-2011, 11:08 AM
This thread proves the following theorem to be true:

Pontious Pirate = IQdecay X10

FYP

Pontius Pirate
12-20-2011, 11:17 AM
FYP

It's hard to spell. I know. Pro-tip: ctrl+c and then ctrl+v

TonyR
12-20-2011, 11:22 AM
So you're saying the author is suggesting that we shouldn't criticize Tebow for his beliefs but it is fair game to criticize them if someone wants to?

So to sum it up, it was a completely pointless article.


The author did not suggest that we should or should not criticize Tebow for his religion. He did, however, offer up valid reasons why some may do so, and how criticizing religion in general is "allowed". From the article:

Of course, you can mock public religiosity. You can treat it with scorn and disdain. You can put a rubber nose and clown shoes on it. That's a proud American tradition. Read Mencken. Read Mark Twain. Hell, read James Madison, never known in his day as a comic stylist...

You can agree or disagree with these reasons. Either way it does challenge your assertion that the article was "pointless". He made some very clear points which you clearly don't like.

KO5K
12-20-2011, 11:28 AM
The author did not suggest that we should or should not criticize Tebow for his religion. He did, however, offer up valid reasons why some may do so, and how criticizing religion in general is "allowed". From the article:

Ok...

So you post an article which gives reasons as to why criticizing religion is allowed.

What exactly were you hoping would happen after posting said article? Were you supposed to make a point somewhere in this thread relating to the article? Were you hoping people would read it and decided to start mocking Tebow?

I don't really get why you posted the article...

Pontius Pirate
12-20-2011, 11:29 AM
Ok...

So you post an article which gives reasons as to why criticizing religion is allowed.

What exactly were you hoping would happen after posting said article? Were you supposed to make a point somewhere in this thread relating to the article? Were you hoping people would read it and decided to start mocking Tebow?

I don't really get why you posted the article...

You guys are almost there! You almost have your debate solved! Keep after it fellas! Attaboy!

INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP HERE WE COME!

Spider
12-20-2011, 11:39 AM
Ok...

So you post an article which gives reasons as to why criticizing religion is allowed.

What exactly were you hoping would happen after posting said article? Were you supposed to make a point somewhere in this thread relating to the article? Were you hoping people would read it and decided to start mocking Tebow?

I don't really get why you posted the article...
maybe to counter all the pro tebow threads ????

jhns
12-20-2011, 11:40 AM
You guys are almost there! You almost have your debate solved! Keep after it fellas! Attaboy!

INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP HERE WE COME!

You Tebow haters sure are looking stupid.

Spider
12-20-2011, 11:41 AM
You Tebow haters sure are looking stupid.

they still have a long ways to go to keep up with you .....

lolcopter
12-20-2011, 11:42 AM
maybe to counter all the pro tebow threads ????

Hmm could have sworn this was a Denver broncos message board

Spider
12-20-2011, 11:44 AM
Hmm could have sworn this was a Denver broncos message board

No it became a Tebow board ...... was a Bronco board , but thats history ....

lolcopter
12-20-2011, 11:46 AM
No it became a Tebow board ...... was a Bronco board , but thats history ....

The broncos have been completely irrelevant for well over a decade

Tebow is a badass

Deal with it

jhns
12-20-2011, 11:46 AM
they still have a long ways to go to keep up with you .....

Says the guy that can't put a sentence together.

jhns
12-20-2011, 11:47 AM
No it became a Tebow board ...... was a Bronco board , but thats history ....

Then why are you haters still here?

Spider
12-20-2011, 11:47 AM
The roncos have been completely irrelevant for well over a decade

Tebow is a badass

Deal with it

LMAO , really ...... so then why the loss to the Pats if tebow is Badass ?
we smoked the pats before Tebow and after Elway .......Deal with it

lolcopter
12-20-2011, 11:48 AM
LMAO , really ...... so then why the loss to the Pats if tebow is Badass ?
we smoked the pats before Tebow and after Elway .......Deal with it

U mad

Spider
12-20-2011, 11:49 AM
Then why are you haters still here?

LOL I see so now I am a hater now huh ? .....

Spider
12-20-2011, 11:49 AM
U mad

LOL if you say so

jhns
12-20-2011, 11:50 AM
LOL I see so now I am a hater now huh ? .....

Now you are yes now...

lolcopter
12-20-2011, 11:50 AM
LOL if you say so

Cry about tebow in more tebow threads

TonyR
12-20-2011, 11:51 AM
I don't really get why you posted the article...

Oh good grief. You don't need to "get" it. It's an article about the starting QB of the Denver Broncos. You can read it or not, and you can comment on it or not.

Spider
12-20-2011, 11:51 AM
Now you are yes now...

LOL well you have always been an idiot and a bullshiater , at least your consistent

Spider
12-20-2011, 11:52 AM
Cry about tebow in more tebow threads

thats it ? the only comeback you got ? :rofl:

BroncoBeavis
12-20-2011, 11:54 AM
Ok...

So you're saying the author is suggesting that we shouldn't criticize Tebow for his beliefs but it is fair game to criticize them if someone wants to?

So to sum it up, it was a completely pointless article.

Also, what does one gain by criticizing Tebow?

In some circles you get to feel the pride of martyrdom by twisting your own panties into a bunch on an internet forum.

Not quite like the real deal, but for the nihilists, it's as good as it gets. :)

lolcopter
12-20-2011, 11:54 AM
thats it ? the only comeback you got ? :rofl:

Comeback from what?

To win the game like tebow?

KO5K
12-20-2011, 11:54 AM
Oh good grief. You don't need to "get" it. It's an article about the starting QB of the Denver Broncos. You can read it or not, and you can comment on it or not.

You're the OP, you must have a reason for posting the article.

What was it?

Spider
12-20-2011, 11:55 AM
see what you idiots cant fathom is , Tebow isnt bad ass right now , in a year or 2 he will be , but right now he is just learning .....

OABB
12-20-2011, 11:55 AM
So we can get in the playoffs for the first time in six years and the board is still full of trolls huh?

awesome. id call them out but Id get banned for taunting again.

lets just enjoy this....we can get in the tourney! lets all kiss and make up! all we need to do is ban tgn, broncbow, macruder and pompous butt pirate and we can all be friends again.

jhns
12-20-2011, 11:55 AM
Oh good grief. You don't need to "get" it. It's an article about the starting QB of the Denver Broncos. You can read it or not, and you can comment on it or not.

Then why are you crying when people comment?

Spider
12-20-2011, 11:55 AM
Comeback from what?

To win the game like tebow?

LOL no you idiot about us beating the Pats without Tebow .. I asked if Tebow is so bad ass why did we lose to the pats ?

KO5K
12-20-2011, 11:56 AM
maybe to counter all the pro tebow threads ?

LOL I see so now I am a hater now huh ? .....

You're an idiot, seriously.

lolcopter
12-20-2011, 11:56 AM
LOL no you idiot about us beating the Pats without Tebow .. I asked if Tebow is so bad ass why did we lose to the pats ?

Tom Brady ldo

jhns
12-20-2011, 11:57 AM
LOL well you have always been an idiot and a bullshiater , at least your consistent

Says the guy that can't put a sentence together.

How can I have a consistent? What is a consistent?

Spider
12-20-2011, 11:57 AM
You're an idiot, seriously.

oh great another teboner calling some one an Idiot Hilarious!...

OABB
12-20-2011, 11:57 AM
LOL no you idiot about us beating the Pats without Tebow .. I asked if Tebow is so bad ass why did we lose to the pats ?

Because Tebow doesnt ironman at safety?

Spider
12-20-2011, 11:58 AM
Says the guy that can't put a sentence together.

How can I have a consistent? What is a consistent?

LOL really ? how many times have you been called an Idiot and not just by me ?

Spider
12-20-2011, 11:58 AM
Because Tebow doesnt ironman at safety?

Huh , I thought Tebow bought something special elevated the entire team to play better ?

OABB
12-20-2011, 11:59 AM
LOL really ? how many times have you been called an Idiot and not just by me ?

Jhns is a prick at times, but hes no idiot. just sayin.

jhns
12-20-2011, 11:59 AM
LOL really ? how many times have you been called an Idiot and not just by me ?

I have never been called an idiot by someone that is smarter than me. Who cares if you sped kids can't keep up?

Spider
12-20-2011, 12:00 PM
Tom Brady ldo

LOL keep tryin ......

OABB
12-20-2011, 12:00 PM
Huh , I thought Tebow bought something special elevated the entire team to play better ?

He does. but better doesnt equate to stopping one of the greatest qbs in history with two rookie safeties. hes not Jesus, just a great leader.

Spider
12-20-2011, 12:01 PM
I have never been called an idiot by someone that is smarter than me. Who cares if you sped kids can't keep up?

LMAO the entire board is smarter then you , you revealed that with your self made man crap , then admitted to having Family help you , now you claim you have worked since you was 8 years old ........:rofl:

Spider
12-20-2011, 12:04 PM
He does. but better doesnt equate to stopping one of the greatest qbs in history with two rookie safeties. hes not Jesus, just a great leader.
he not Jesus ? blasphemous bastard

jhns
12-20-2011, 12:07 PM
LMAO the entire board is smarter then you , you revealed that with your self made man crap , then admitted to having Family help you , now you claim you have worked since you was 8 years old ........:rofl:

Learn English...

You seem obsessed with my life story, even though you don't know it. Would you like me to give it to you?

Spider
12-20-2011, 12:08 PM
He does. but better doesnt equate to stopping one of the greatest qbs in history with two rookie safeties. hes not Jesus, just a great leader.

so basically tebow can elevate the entire team to play better except for Rookies ......glad we cleared that up ;D

lolcopter
12-20-2011, 12:09 PM
LOL keep tryin ......

Yep it must have been our QBs 300 all purpose yards or two TDs that lost that game

Maybe tebow should have covered the NE TEs a little better

Spider
12-20-2011, 12:09 PM
Learn English...

You seem obsessed with my life story, even though you don't know it. Would you like me to give it to you?

LMAO oh hell no , I know enough to know you are a bullshiater ... thats enough for me ..Grammar cop

jhns
12-20-2011, 12:10 PM
so basically tebow can elevate the entire team to play better except for Rookies ......glad we cleared that up ;D

Only someone of your intelligence would think playing better means playing the best...

Spider
12-20-2011, 12:10 PM
Yep it must have been our QBs 300 all purpose yards or two TDs that lost that game

Maybe tebow should have covered the NE TEs a little better

we have beat the Pats with less talent on D before ....... just saying

lolcopter
12-20-2011, 12:10 PM
so basically tebow can elevate the entire team to play better except for Rookies ......glad we cleared that up ;D

We played Tom ****ing Brady you moron

jhns
12-20-2011, 12:11 PM
LMAO oh hell no , I know enough to know you are a bullshiater ... thats enough for me ..Grammar cop

You don't even know English as you claim to know what I have typed. Too funny!

Spider
12-20-2011, 12:11 PM
Only someone of your intelligence would think playing better means playing the best...

so then what good is it the special thing Tebow Brings of you cant beat top tier teams ?

Spider
12-20-2011, 12:12 PM
We played Tom ****ing Brady you moron

LOL forgot , Brady is a rookie .....

Spider
12-20-2011, 12:13 PM
You don't even know English as you claim to know what I have typed. Too funny!

LOL so you denying the man made stuff ? and working all the time since you was 8 years old ?

lolcopter
12-20-2011, 12:13 PM
Can I buy drugs from you

jhns
12-20-2011, 12:13 PM
so then what good is it the special thing Tebow Brings of you cant beat top tier teams ?

You really need to learn English. No one can understand you.

Spider
12-20-2011, 12:14 PM
Can I buy drugs from you

LOL I said I forgot Brady was a rookie , that we never faced him before ..... Hilarious!

jhns
12-20-2011, 12:14 PM
LOL so you denying the man made stuff ? and working all the time since you was 8 years old ?

Is that what my post says?

Again, learn English.

Spider
12-20-2011, 12:14 PM
You really need to learn English. No one can understand you.

LOL if you had trouble understanding that post , then you gave blow jobs for you degree

Spider
12-20-2011, 12:16 PM
Is that what my post says?

Again, learn English.

LOL you made several post about not accepting any help , you are were you are cause you did it all on your own , no assistance ......... Then admitted Family got you through ....that working since 8 is a new one

jhns
12-20-2011, 12:17 PM
LOL if you had trouble understanding that post , then you gave blow jobs for you degree

What are you even saying? I don't understand gibberish.

Spider
12-20-2011, 12:19 PM
What are you even saying? I don't understand gibberish.

LOL there is alot you dont understand ...... but that isnt my problem

Rohirrim
12-20-2011, 12:19 PM
Ignore it? You post about Tebow and religion every single day. You call that ignoring? In reality, you are fixated about this, more so than those that support Tebow's religious beliefs. Only athiests would find a story about personnel decisions based on religious beliefs interesting and good luck finding a GM who would admit to being that stupid about making deals based on that.

Damn. I can't shake this stalker.

Ironlung
12-20-2011, 12:26 PM
Is spider just trolling you guys or is he really this dumb?

Let me guess your response, "oh look another teboner" get some new material methface.

Spider
12-20-2011, 12:29 PM
Is spider just trolling you guys or is he really this dumb?

Let me guess your response, "oh look another teboner" get some new material methface.

LOL oh great , another opinion ...... you Tebones are the bomb

OABB
12-20-2011, 12:31 PM
so basically tebow can elevate the entire team to play better except for Rookies ......glad we cleared that up ;D

Let me try this again...pop some whites and read...

elevating the play of a team does not mean they will beat better teams. it just means they play better than they are.

like,lets say I elevated your posts with my awesomeness...perhaps with my leadership you could sputter out something remotely english and not your typical sputtering nonsense that normally spews out of your retarded melon...sure youd be elevated, but your posts would still look like Tommy Boy arguing with richard over m&m's.

Spider
12-20-2011, 12:32 PM
Let me try this again...pop some whites and read...

elevating the play of a team does not mean they will beat better teams. it just means they play better than they are. then what good is it ?

like,lets say I elevated your posts with my awesomeness...perhaps with my leadership you could sputter out something remotely english and not your typical sputtering nonsense that normally spews out of your retarded melon...sure youd be elevated, but your posts would still look like Tommy Boy arguing with richard over m&m's.

Hilarious!Hilarious!Hilarious!Hilarious!Hilarious! the only awesomeness you had ... never mind

Spider
12-20-2011, 12:34 PM
P.S. there was a prison joke in there about you being bent over . But I refrained from using it

OABB
12-20-2011, 12:37 PM
P.S. there was a prison joke in there about you being bent over . But I refrained from using it

Why? I have no problem with internet speak. I welcome all types of jokes and language. If I was a mod, this place would make 4chan look like facebook.

Spider
12-20-2011, 12:41 PM
Why? I have no problem with internet speak. I welcome all types of jokes and language. If I was a mod, this place would make 4chan look like facebook.

others dont , there is a difference in riling people up , and going over the line ...but you got to admit , the we played Brady from LOLcopter was a classic . he got so pissed he went rainman.jhns is an easy mark , he sets his self up , couldnt ask for a better target

lolcopter
12-20-2011, 12:47 PM
others dont , there is a difference in riling people up , and going over the line ...but you got to admit , the we played Brady from LOLcopter was a classic . he got so pissed he went rainman.jhns is an easy mark , he sets his self up , couldnt ask for a better target

Meth is a helluva drug

Spider
12-20-2011, 12:49 PM
Meth is a helluva drug

LOL so says the guy that announced we played Brady ........ Hilarious! you idiot

TonyR
12-20-2011, 12:53 PM
You're the OP, you must have a reason for posting the article.

What was it?

Re-read my last post.

And why did you click on it and comment on it? Because it's about Tebow, right? So pretty much the same reason? In other words, you should be able to answer your own question.

OABB
12-20-2011, 12:54 PM
others dont , there is a difference in riling people up , and going over the line ...but you got to admit , the we played Brady from LOLcopter was a classic . he got so pissed he went rainman.jhns is an easy mark , he sets his self up , couldnt ask for a better target

so...you are trolling? Seems weird to me. I'm all for attacking idiots, hell I have been banned 6 of the last seven weeks for going after Tailgatenut who is a miserable fan and a lowlife human being, but I never troll for no reason. I don't get it.


Why are you so upset that people are excited to be back in the playoff race and that Tebow is an easy guy to root for?

Spider
12-20-2011, 12:56 PM
so...you are trolling? Seems weird to me. I'm all for attacking idiots, hell I have been banned 6 of the last seven weeks for going after Tailgatenut who is a miserable fan and a lowlife human being, but I never troll for no reason. I don't get it.


Why are you so upset that people are excited to be back in the playoff race and that Tebow is an easy guy to root for?

LMAO were did I say I wasnt excited ? maybe banning you one more time to help freshin up you comprehension skills ?
go back to the first page , reread , and if you still cant answer your own question , perhaps I will take the time to help you ......

KO5K
12-20-2011, 12:59 PM
Re-read my last post.

And why did you click on it and comment on it? Because it's about Tebow, right? So pretty much the same reason? In other words, you should be able to answer your own question.

Of all the articles you could post that relate to our starting QB, it's interesting that you would pick this one...

OABB
12-20-2011, 12:59 PM
LMAO were did I say I wasnt excited ? maybe banning you one more time to help freshin up you comprehension skills ?
go back to the first page , reread , and if you still cant answer your own question , perhaps I will take the time to help you ......

I didn't say you weren't excited...and for the record, I don't think you are a Tebow hater at all.

I just think you getting excited about pissing people off for no reason makes you a troll...Unless, I don't understand the definition?

Spider
12-20-2011, 01:00 PM
I didn't say you weren't excited...and for the record, I don't think you are a Tebow hater at all.

I just think you getting excited about pissing people off for no reason makes you a troll...Unless, I don't understand the definition?

Just certain people I troll . others asked for it by jumping in ;D

Spider
12-20-2011, 01:03 PM
in fact I have stated Tebow could keep up with Brady in a shoot out , if our wr's could keep up , I have even said Tebow will be as good if not surpass Elway ....... ;D

OABB
12-20-2011, 01:05 PM
in fact I have stated Tebow could keep up with Brady in a shoot out , if our wr's could keep up , I have even said Tebow will be as good if not surpass Elway ....... ;D

I know....I read everyone here from start to finish. so, if I'm going after you, it's deserved. WE are not much different...but the tebowner thing really is just broncbow and macgruder imo...

it's a myth beyond that, and we can discuss this in the other thread....

jhns
12-20-2011, 01:14 PM
LOL you made several post about not accepting any help , you are were you are cause you did it all on your own , no assistance ......... Then admitted Family got you through ....that working since 8 is a new one

So you are interested in my story? I will tell it to you since I am also interested in myself.

It all started in March of 84'. There was an amazing woman carrying a little miracle around Bellevue, Ne. On the morning of March 30, 1984, this little miracle started his journey to independance. At around 8:45 am, this miracle presented itself to the world as little lad that made many hearts skip a beat. The parents of this little guy decided his name would be John, after his great uncle that died in war.

As John grew, it became clear that he was smart, energetic, loving, competitive, and loved playing sports. As he grew, baseball and ice hockey were clearly his favorites, as those were what he was good at. Other sports he played included soccer, basketball, and football. He also grew up camping all the time and going to gun ranges to compete in trap and rifle shooting.

By the age of eight, this young kid was taking up paper routes, lawn mowing, and snow shoveling. He needed payed. By the age of ten, he had at least three to five paper routes at a time. Not even a young teen yet, this kid was already buying all of his own clothes and toys. He was clearly showing his will to be independent. This money brought trouble with it though. By the age of 12, John was drinking and smoking weed at his neighbors house all the time. This neighbor had parents that didn't care and were always away. It was the perfect party scene. The partying coukdn't slow him down though. He continued to work and do great in school.

At the age of 15, he started working for a local chinese restaurant. He purchased his first car this same year, a 92 Lumina Euro 3.1. It was a pile of junk that got him where he needed to go. At the age of 17, he was arrested for possession less than an ounce and possession of paraphernalia. He was sentenced to a year of probation and orded to take drug classes. This made Johns life much harder as he juggled many things at once. He was working, going to school, and playing ice hockey. Now he had community service, NA classes, and drug counceling to attend. He quickly finished the counciling and then got very lucky. The courts decided to switch his probation officer and they compketely forgot anout him after four months. He didn't take another drug test until his year was up. The judge tried to get mad until John pointed out that it wasn't his job to be his probation officer. They then let this great young man off of probation without further punishment.

By the time he was 18, he was working at Wal Mart and laying tile. These two jobs allowed him to get his own apartment and his second car, an 89 Cadillac Sedad Deville. It was purple and a great addition to a young pimps life. John had it made, only he knew he needed more. He knew the only way to get more was to go back to school. At first, he started at the college that was in his home town. Being around the usual scene proved to be too much at this point. He stopped attending class because he was out all night, every night.

A year passed and John knew something had to change if he didn't want to end up driving trucks like that douche Spider from the mane. At this point, he knew the only way he was going to succeed was to get away from his current scene. He decided to attend school in Lincoln Nebraska. This school was much more expensive but well worth it. John also was lucky enough to have a brilliant family that knew what he needed. You see, since John was buying all of his own stuff, they started only giving him mutual funds for birthdays and Christmas'. These were started by his grand parents when he was just a cute little baby. Most in his family had contributed to these mutual funds for years. John was lucky enough to have his college paid for by these funds. At the same time, John was still working. As soon as he made it to Lincoln, he had taken up a costodian position at the college.

College went by fast for John. He had his Associates in a year. He had his Bachelors in less than three years. At this point, the job market sucked and John ended up working for a small trucking company in Grand Island, Ne. It was a crap job that got him tge experience he needed. After a year and a half passed, John moved to work for a large company in Omaha, Ne. John is now getting paid, living in his own home, and clowning McFans/Tebow haters on the Orange Mane.

Any questions?

I didn't reread this, proof read, or spell check. I will laugh at you for actually reading it if you question stuff.

OABB
12-20-2011, 01:19 PM
So you are interested in my story? I will tell it to you since I am also interested in myself.

It all started in March of 84'. There was an amazing woman carrying a little miracle around Bellevue, Ne. On the morning of March 30, 1984, this little miracle started his journey to independance. At around 8:45 am, this miracle presented itself to the world as little lad that made many hearts skip a beat. The parents of this little guy decided his name would be John, after his great uncle that died in war.

As John grew, it became clear that he was smart, energetic, loving, competitive, and loved playing sports. As he grew, baseball and ice hockey were clearly his favorites, as those were what he was good at. Other sports he played included soccer, basketball, and football. He also grew up camping all the time and going to gun ranges to compete in trap and rifle shooting.

By the age of eight, this young kid was taking up paper routes, lawn mowing, and snow shoveling. He needed payed. By the age of ten, he had at least three to five paper routes at a time. Not even a young teen yet, this kid was already buying all of his own clothes and toys. He was clearly showing his will to be independent. This money brought trouble with it though. By the age of 12, John was drinking and smoking weed at his neighbors house all the time. This neighbor had parents that didn't care and were always away. It was the perfect party scene. The partying coukdn't slow him down though. He continued to work and do great in school.

At the age of 15, he started working for a local chinese restaurant. He purchased his first car this same year, a 92 Lumina Euro 3.1. It was a pile of junk that got him where he needed to go. At the age of 17, he was arrested for possession less than an ounce and possession of paraphernalia. He was sentenced to a year of probation and orded to take drug classes. This made Johns life much harder as he juggled many things at once. He was working, going to school, and playing ice hockey. Now he had community service, NA classes, and drug counceling to attend. He quickly finished the counciling and then got very lucky. The courts decided to switch his probation officer and they compketely forgot anout him after four months. He didn't take another drug test until his year was up. The judge tried to get mad until John pointed out that it wasn't his job to be his probation officer. They then let this great young man off of probation without further punishment.

By the time he was 18, he was working at Wal Mart and laying tile. These two jobs allowed him to get his own apartment and his second car, an 89 Cadillac Sedad Deville. It was purple and a great addition to a young pimps life. John had it made, only he knew he needed more. He knew the only way to get more was to go back to school. At first, he started at the college that was in his home town. Being around the usual scene proved to be too much at this point. He stopped attending class because he was out all night, every night.

A year passed and John knew something had to change if he didn't want to end up driving trucks like that douche Spider from the mane. At this point, he knew the only way he was going to succeed was to get away from his current scene. He decided to attend school in Lincoln Nebraska. This school was much more expensive but well worth it. John also was lucky enough to have a brilliant family that knew what he needed. You see, since John was buying all of his own stuff, they started only giving him mutual funds for birthdays and Christmas'. These were started by his grand parents when he was just a cute little baby. Most in his family had contributed to these mutual funds for years. John was lucky enough to have his college paid for by these funds. At the same time, John was still working. As soon as he made it to Lincoln, he had taken up a costodian position at the college.

College went by fast for John. He had his Associates in a year. He had his Bachelors in less than three years. At this point, the job market sucked and John ended up working for a small trucking company in Grand Island, Ne. It was a crap job that got him tge experience he needed. After a year and a half passed, John moved to work for a large company in Omaha, Ne. John is now getting paid, living in his own home, and clowning McFans/Tebow haters on the Orange Mane.

Any questions?

I didn't reread this, proof read, or spell check. I will laugh at you for actually reading it if you question stuff.


Yes, why did I read that, and how am I still awake?

Spider
12-20-2011, 01:21 PM
So you are interested in my story? I will tell it to you since I am also interested in myself.

It all started in March of 84'. There was an amazing woman carrying a little miracle around Bellevue, Ne. On the morning of March 30, 1984, this little miracle started his journey to independance. At around 8:45 am, this miracle presented itself to the world as little lad that made many hearts skip a beat. The parents of this little guy decided his name would be John, after his great uncle that died in war.

As John grew, it became clear that he was smart, energetic, loving, competitive, and loved playing sports. As he grew, baseball and ice hockey were clearly his favorites, as those were what he was good at. Other sports he played included soccer, basketball, and football. He also grew up camping all the time and going to gun ranges to compete in trap and rifle shooting.

By the age of eight, this young kid was taking up paper routes, lawn mowing, and snow shoveling. He needed payed. By the age of ten, he had at least three to five paper routes at a time. Not even a young teen yet, this kid was already buying all of his own clothes and toys. He was clearly showing his will to be independent. This money brought trouble with it though. By the age of 12, John was drinking and smoking weed at his neighbors house all the time. This neighbor had parents that didn't care and were always away. It was the perfect party scene. The partying coukdn't slow him down though. He continued to work and do great in school.

At the age of 15, he started working for a local chinese restaurant. He purchased his first car this same year, a 92 Lumina Euro 3.1. It was a pile of junk that got him where he needed to go. At the age of 17, he was arrested for possession less than an ounce and possession of paraphernalia. He was sentenced to a year of probation and orded to take drug classes. This made Johns life much harder as he juggled many things at once. He was working, going to school, and playing ice hockey. Now he had community service, NA classes, and drug counceling to attend. He quickly finished the counciling and then got very lucky. The courts decided to switch his probation officer and they compketely forgot anout him after four months. He didn't take another drug test until his year was up. The judge tried to get mad until John pointed out that it wasn't his job to be his probation officer. They then let this great young man off of probation without further punishment.

By the time he was 18, he was working at Wal Mart and laying tile. These two jobs allowed him to get his own apartment and his second car, an 89 Cadillac Sedad Deville. It was purple and a great addition to a young pimps life. John had it made, only he knew he needed more. He knew the only way to get more was to go back to school. At first, he started at the college that was in his home town. Being around the usual scene proved to be too much at this point. He stopped attending class because he was out all night, every night.

A year passed and John knew something had to change if he didn't want to end up driving trucks like that douche Spider from the mane. At this point, he knew the only way he was going to succeed was to get away from his current scene. He decided to attend school in Lincoln Nebraska. This school was much more expensive but well worth it. John also was lucky enough to have a brilliant family that knew what he needed. You see, since John was buying all of his own stuff, they started only giving him mutual funds for birthdays and Christmas'. These were started by his grand parents when he was just a cute little baby. Most in his family had contributed to these mutual funds for years. John was lucky enough to have his college paid for by these funds. At the same time, John was still working. As soon as he made it to Lincoln, he had taken up a costodian position at the college.

College went by fast for John. He had his Associates in a year. He had his Bachelors in less than three years. At this point, the job market sucked and John ended up working for a small trucking company in Grand Island, Ne. It was a crap job that got him tge experience he needed. After a year and a half passed, John moved to work for a large company in Omaha, Ne. John is now getting paid, living in his own home, and clowning McFans/Tebow haters on the Orange Mane.

Any questions?

I didn't reread this, proof read, or spell check. I will laugh at you for actually reading it if you question stuff.

LOL didnt read

jhns
12-20-2011, 01:27 PM
LOL didnt read

Didn't is not the same as couldn't. One implies that you have the ability.

Spider
12-20-2011, 01:29 PM
Didn't is not the same as couldn't. One implies that you have the ability.

LOL. or want to ...really you think your that important that you need to share your life story on a message board mr self made man ...... Insecurities run deep in some folks

jhns
12-20-2011, 01:33 PM
LOL. or want to ...really you think your that important that you need to share your life story on a message board mr self made man ...... Insecurities run deep in some folks

You keep asking for it. I give my audience what they want. It is why I am so loved.

I can see you still can't put a sentence together though. How sad.

Spider
12-20-2011, 01:38 PM
You keep asking for it. I give my audience what they want. It is why I am so loved.

I can see you still can't put a sentence together though. How sad.

LOL same ole same from you . nothing new ..... hey I got an idea retype your life story again Hilarious!

jhns
12-20-2011, 01:42 PM
LOL same ole same from you . nothing new ..... hey I got an idea retype your life story again Hilarious!

I could definately expand on it.

You still have yet to form an actual sentence. You also just screwed up a pretty old saying. How stupid of you.

OABB
12-20-2011, 01:43 PM
You keep asking for it. I give my audience what they want. It is why I am so loved.

I can see you still can't put a sentence together though. How sad.

ok then, can you punch it up so I find you interesting please?
signed, your biggest fan.

TonyR
12-20-2011, 01:47 PM
Of all the articles you could post that relate to our starting QB, it's interesting that you would pick this one...

Understandable, but I think you're reading too much into my posting it. I root for Tebow and don't dislike him for his religion. I thought this article was interesting and provided a different viewpoint than most I've seen.

jhns
12-20-2011, 01:52 PM
ok then, can you punch it up so I find you interesting please?
signed, your biggest fan.

I suck at writing, but I could try. Maybe I will just hire a guy to write about my life.

I should go insert some random fiction to spice that other post up. "Then one afternoon, while helping count the offerings, my priest started...". Maybe some aliens?

Spider
12-20-2011, 01:52 PM
I could definately expand on it.

You still have yet to form an actual sentence. You also just screwed up a pretty old saying. How stupid of you.

LOL expand away junior ....I am hanging on every word Hilarious!

jhns
12-20-2011, 01:53 PM
LOL expand away junior ....I am hanging on every word Hilarious!

Sorry, you will have to wait. I'm trying to work.

Spider
12-20-2011, 01:57 PM
Sorry, you will have to wait. I'm trying to work.

so many hand jobs , so little time hey

jhns
12-20-2011, 01:58 PM
so many hand jobs , so little time hey

Says the trucker.

Spider
12-20-2011, 01:59 PM
Says the trucker.

LOL you better hope and pray I got my hands on the wheel when rolling through that shiatburg you live in

jhns
12-20-2011, 02:01 PM
LOL you better hope and pray I got my hands on the wheel when rolling through that shiatburg you live in

One would think that the driver should be more concerned about this than some random 20 miles away. You are pretty stupid though.

Spider
12-20-2011, 02:11 PM
One would think that the driver should be more concerned about this than some random 20 miles away. You are pretty stupid though.

LOL ok i get it , you are petty touchy over me exposing the hand job thing you did .......

Pick Six
12-20-2011, 02:12 PM
In the spirit of the thread, "Tebow's religion" would dictate turning the other cheek. Can we please try to practice that? And, no..."turning the other cheek" does NOT refer to your posterior...Hilarious!

OABB
12-20-2011, 02:14 PM
In the spirit of the thread, "Tebow's religion" would dictate turning the other cheek. Can we please try to practice that? And, no..."turning the other cheek" does NOT refer to your posterior...Hilarious!

way to ruin my butt joke before I even got a chance to write it down...

jhns
12-20-2011, 02:19 PM
LOL ok i get it , you are petty touchy over me exposing the hand job thing you did .......

That doesn't even make sense.

Spider
12-20-2011, 02:19 PM
That doesn't even make sense.

LOL just you dont get it

jhns
12-20-2011, 02:20 PM
LOL just you dont get it

That is because you aren't able to make sense... We just covered this.

Spider
12-20-2011, 02:22 PM
That is because you aren't able to make sense... We just covered this.

no you just covered this , I have been laughing my ass off at you mr Self made man

jhns
12-20-2011, 02:24 PM
no you just covered this , I have been laughing my ass off at you mr Self made man

Well, "we" clearly means the posters that understand English. Stop trying to include yourself in this prestigious group.

Spider
12-20-2011, 02:29 PM
Well, "we" clearly means the posters that understand English. Stop trying to include yourself in this prestigious group.

LOL I comlletely understand .......Hilarious!

jhns
12-20-2011, 02:36 PM
LOL I comlletely understand .......Hilarious!

You clearly don't.

Spider
12-20-2011, 02:38 PM
You clearly don't.

whatever you say genius . better yet give me your life story again Hilarious!

OABB
12-20-2011, 02:39 PM
I know you are, but what am I?

jhns
12-20-2011, 02:43 PM
I'm rubber and you're glue!

OABB
12-20-2011, 02:47 PM
you are awesome! wow, that does work!

epicSocialism4tw
12-20-2011, 02:55 PM
You guys got suckered in by TrollyR

Rohirrim
12-20-2011, 04:40 PM
You guys got suckered in by TrollyR

Don't worry about your title. Nobody can compete with your troll threads.

epicSocialism4tw
12-20-2011, 04:42 PM
Don't worry about your title. Nobody can compete with your troll threads.

Aw....somebody's mad. U mad?

http://pull.imgfave.netdna-cdn.com/image_cache/1321929805319021.jpg

Rohirrim
12-20-2011, 04:44 PM
Aw....somebody's mad. U mad?

http://pull.imgfave.netdna-cdn.com/image_cache/1321929805319021.jpg

Nice post, racist.

epicSocialism4tw
12-20-2011, 04:45 PM
Nice post, racist.

That's my grandma, mongo.

Rohirrim
12-20-2011, 04:45 PM
That's my grandma, mongo.

Your grandma is named Mongo?

epicSocialism4tw
12-20-2011, 04:50 PM
Your grandma is named Mongo?

Mongohirrim.

TonyR
12-20-2011, 05:00 PM
Don't worry about your title. Nobody can compete with your troll threads.

Right? I post an article that he undoubtedly didn't read, and wouldn't understand even if he did, but I'm the "troll". Anything that doesn't toe the imaginary line he's created in his little world is automatically "trolling" or some other horror. What a sad existence.

Rohirrim
12-20-2011, 07:42 PM
Right? I post an article that he undoubtedly didn't read, and wouldn't understand even if he did, but I'm the "troll". Anything that doesn't toe the imaginary line he's created in his little world is automatically "trolling" or some other horror. What a sad existence.

I think that makes you a hater.