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Pony Boy
12-07-2011, 10:38 PM
Now this is a Jersey ...........

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Agamemnon
12-07-2011, 10:47 PM
I'm pretty sure Tebow would not approve.

epicSocialism4tw
12-07-2011, 10:50 PM
I'm pretty sure Tebow would not approve.

Tebow has already been questioned about that, to which he said something to the effect of "Its not up to me to judge the hearts of people who choose to do that".

Bronco Boy
12-07-2011, 10:58 PM
Someone should make one that says "Spaghetti Monster"

epicSocialism4tw
12-07-2011, 11:30 PM
Someone should make one that says "Spaghetti Monster"

"Flyin' Beetus Demon"

Kaylore
12-07-2011, 11:31 PM
Someone should make one that says "Spaghetti Monster"

:~ohyah!:

cutthemdown
12-07-2011, 11:33 PM
It's only a metaphor, not like Christians really think he is the 2nd coming of the son of God. but...................

cutthemdown
12-07-2011, 11:35 PM
praise Jesus would be better!

Agamemnon
12-07-2011, 11:56 PM
Tebow has already been questioned about that, to which he said something to the effect of "Its not up to me to judge the hearts of people who choose to do that".

Which is typical Tebow-speak. Dude never says anything bad about anyone, but based off how humble and devout the guy is you know someone putting Jesus on a #15 jersey is not something he would be particularly fond of.

epicSocialism4tw
12-08-2011, 12:10 AM
Which is typical Tebow-speak. Dude never says anything bad about anyone, but based off how humble and devout the guy is you know someone putting Jesus on a #15 jersey is not something he would be particularly fond of.

Well, Tebow is a wise kid.

He obviously has fantastic parents. I mean his mom risked her life to give him life and they run an orphanage in the Philipines. These are people trying to serve God in a way that pleases him. Tebow has seen them try to live that out. There is no better teacher than your parents.

It might be a little unsettling to see that kind of thing on a Jersey because people can interpret it in different ways. One can look at it and think "This guy thinks Tebow is the messiah", or "This guy loves Jesus, recognizes the Christian movement associated with Tebow, and pulls for Tebow to glorify God in front of the world". Those are two very different things. More conservative people would choose not to risk putting something out there that could be misinterpreted or lead peoples' thinking astray, so they might choose not to put that name on that jersey. A better combo would be "Jesus" and the number 1 or something cheesy like that. But Tebow is giving an answer that we learn in church from a very young age: God is the judge of the heart.

Mogulseeker
12-08-2011, 12:10 AM
That girls shoes on the left are totally inappropriate for a football game, and totally appropriate for working Colfax.

Agamemnon
12-08-2011, 12:14 AM
Well, Tebow is a wise kid.

He obviously has fantastic parents. I mean his mom risked her life to give him life and they run an orphanage in the Philipines. These are people trying to serve God in a way that pleases him. Tebow has seen them try to live that out. There is no better teacher than your parents.

It might be a little unsettling to see that kind of thing on a Jersey because people can interpret it in different ways. One can look at it and think "This guy thinks Tebow is the messiah", or "This guy loves Jesus, recognizes the Christian movement associated with Tebow, and pulls for Tebow to glorify God in front of the world". Those are two very different things. More conservative people would choose not to risk putting something out there that could be misinterpreted or lead peoples' thinking astray, so they might choose not to put that name on that jersey. A better combo would be "Jesus" and the number 1 or something cheesy like that. But Tebow is giving an answer that we learn in church from a very young age: God is the judge of the heart.

You're forgetting the people who would wear a jersey like that as a joke. My cynical tendencies tell me that's the most likely possibility.

Agamemnon
12-08-2011, 12:15 AM
That girls shoes on the left are totally inappropriate for a football game, and totally appropriate for working Colfax.

Hey, don't judge. Jesus hung out with prostitutes all the time.

epicSocialism4tw
12-08-2011, 12:16 AM
You're forgetting the people who would wear a jersey like that as a joke. My cynical tendencies tell me that's the most likely possibility.

That's true.

I was giving him the benefit of the doubt, but you're right.

broncocalijohn
12-08-2011, 12:28 AM
Even though that picture is probably a month old, I believe Andre has his radar on and says, "I can this to make for you".

bowtown
12-08-2011, 12:54 AM
Hey, don't judge. Jesus hung out with prostitutes all the time.

He married one.

epicSocialism4tw
12-08-2011, 01:00 AM
He married one.

Okay, Scorsese.

Broncbow
12-08-2011, 03:34 AM
He married one.

Church is a prostitute? Very interesting analogy.

They say, If a man put away his wife, and she go from him, and become another man's, shall he return unto her again? shall not that land be greatly polluted? but thou hast played the harlot with many lovers; yet return again to me, saith the LORD. Jeremiah 3


For thy Maker is thine husband; the LORD of hosts is his name; and thy Redeemer the Holy One of Israel; The God of the whole earth shall he be called. For the LORD hath called thee as a woman forsaken and grieved in spirit, and a wife of youth, when thou wast refused, saith thy God.

For a small moment have I forsaken thee; but with great mercies will I gather thee. In a little wrath I hid my face from thee for a moment; but with everlasting kindness will I have mercy on thee, saith the LORD thy Redeemer. Isaiah 54

TheElusiveKyleOrton
12-08-2011, 08:01 AM
Someone should make one that says "Spaghetti Monster"

RAmen.

Broncbow
12-08-2011, 08:03 AM
Put "Elway" on it:wiggle:

Rohirrim
12-08-2011, 08:06 AM
Maybe the guy's name is "hey-zoos?"

jhns
12-08-2011, 08:18 AM
Tebow will make sure Cutler heals fast so we can see him in the SB.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d824d6e8a/article/media-session-ends-with-reporter-asking-strange-favor-of-tebow

Next up: A member of the Chicago media ended a Wednesday conference call with Tim Tebow by asking if the Broncos quarterback could say a prayer for Cutler's thumb.

After a genuine laugh, Tebow gave his typically measured response.

"I do wish Jay Cutler the best and a speedy recovery," he said. "He's been very nice and gracious every time I've been in his presence and had to meet him and talk with him. So, I wish him nothing but the best."

Broncbow
12-08-2011, 08:22 AM
Maybe the guy's name is "hey-zoos?"

Did you mean "Hey-Zeus"?

Gort
12-08-2011, 08:33 AM
Now this is a Jersey ...........

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pronounced "Hay-Zeus", it's one of the most popular names in central and south america.

Miss I.
12-08-2011, 10:22 AM
He married one.

Mary Magdalene was not a prostitute you jackasses. Any woman who'd had sex without benefit of marriage got labeled. Funny how things never change. The prostitute thing was creative publicity by early Church fathers. As for Jesus being married, its possible, but there isn't tangible proof either way, though there has been some that Mary had other kids besides Tebow.

And stop posting pictures of MacGruder, it will only encourage him. ;D

Smiling Assassin27
12-08-2011, 11:36 AM
photoshop project: a raider jersey with 'ISCARIOT' on the back. make it happen.

strafen
12-08-2011, 11:42 AM
Now this is a Jersey ...........

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In before andre. imo

bowtown
12-08-2011, 11:44 AM
Mary Magdalene was not a prostitute you jackasses. Any woman who'd had sex without benefit of marriage got labeled. Funny how things never change. The prostitute thing was creative publicity by early Church fathers. As for Jesus being married, its possible, but there isn't tangible proof either way, though there has been some that Mary had other kids besides Tebow.

And stop posting pictures of MacGruder, it will only encourage him. ;D

Slut.

Miss I.
12-08-2011, 12:03 PM
Slut.

So, it's wrong to greet every guy with a BJ? King Neckbeard!...you bastard!..;D

lolcopter
12-08-2011, 12:40 PM
Retarded

Los Broncos
12-08-2011, 12:44 PM
Eh, God would've been better.

oubronco
12-08-2011, 12:47 PM
So, it's wrong to greet every guy with a BJ? King Neckbeard!...you bastard!..;D

The kind of woman I like ;D

TheReverend
12-08-2011, 12:55 PM
photoshop project: a raider jersey with 'ISCARIOT' on the back. make it happen.

http://lp.imageg.net/prod?set=key[name],value[ISCARIOT]&set=key[number],value[66]&set=key[displaysize],value[500]&load=url[http://chains.imageg.net/graphics/dynamic/chains/p2755149_customback.chain]