PDA

View Full Version : How bad do we lose this week?? Da Bears edition.


tsiguy96
12-06-2011, 06:06 PM
We were wrong the last few weeks, but this loss is inevitable. Just how bad will this loss be is the real question. So bad, even Jim Caldwell says "damn, they suck"

broncocalijohn
12-06-2011, 06:09 PM
HowBadDoWeLoseThisWeek?

I dont know but you went from not capitalizing one damn word to now long abbreviations. I thought we had you with capitalizing for a whole month.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-06-2011, 06:11 PM
wut is this

tsiguy96
12-06-2011, 06:11 PM
HowBadDoWeLoseThisWeek?

I dont know but you went from not capitalizing one damn word to now long abbreviations. I thought we had you with capitalizing for a whole month.

finishing the post, i had to edit the thread title since the server is fuxored

That One Guy
12-06-2011, 06:19 PM
This worked for Tsi so why not...

We lose so bad Dan Broncos Fan starts using proper grammar and punctuation.

randomtask
12-06-2011, 06:19 PM
We lose so bad, that Cutler recovers from his "injury" at halftime to try and pad his stats.

Popps
12-06-2011, 06:20 PM
Forte plays... runs for 200 on us... on crutches.

Jay not only plays, but plays with a finger boo-boo... and hangs 5 TD passes on us... wait for it........... wait for it.....











..... wearing his pink pants.

SureShot
12-06-2011, 06:21 PM
Peppers takes Tebows virginity.

Archer81
12-06-2011, 06:23 PM
We lose so badly God renegs on his "will not flood the entire earth" promise and drowns us all.

:Broncos:

FISH
12-06-2011, 06:25 PM
We lose so bad Tebow agrees with Hodge....

Perry1977
12-06-2011, 06:25 PM
We lose to the Bears so bad that Mike Ditka coughs up Chris Farley, who in turn coughs up Rosie O'Donnell, who coughs up a large pork chop, which is then eaten hungrily by Ellen Degeneres.

TheReverend
12-06-2011, 06:34 PM
We lose so bad Cutler throws for 2 TDs...

broncosteven
12-06-2011, 06:38 PM
We loose sooo bad that that Jeff Pearlman writes a book titled "Tebow, The Enigmatic Life of Tim Tebow" which and describes the (future) Hall of Famer as suicidal, abusing pain medication and dealing with a crumbling family situation.

Only to have Mike Ditka spit on it and say "Hey Buddie! Who you crappin' "

crush17
12-06-2011, 06:53 PM
Da Bearsssssssss

lol man I loved those sketches.

Tombstone RJ
12-06-2011, 06:59 PM
The Broncos are humiliated so badly that Denver is forced to change its name Hanieville, and Dove Valley is renamed Frown Cannon's Toilet.

rbackfactory80
12-06-2011, 07:03 PM
We lose so bad TGN creams himself.

strafen
12-06-2011, 07:05 PM
HowBadDoWeLoseThisWeek?

I dont know but you went from not capitalizing one damn word to now long abbreviations. I thought we had you with capitalizing for a whole month.

We lose so bad, tsiguy has taken capitalizing as a serious matter...

strafen
12-06-2011, 07:07 PM
Man, this is the game Cutler was supposed to be playing for the first time in Denver since he left, huh?

Bronco Bob
12-06-2011, 07:07 PM
We lose so bad that Orton puts on a Chicago helmet and throws 6 touchdowns.

tsiguy96
12-06-2011, 07:09 PM
Man, this is the game Cutler was supposed to be playing for the first time in Denver since he left, huh?

2nd, preseason here last year i think.

crowebomber
12-06-2011, 07:09 PM
We lose so badly that the Superbowl Shuffle skyrockets up the hip hop charts and is heralded as one of the truly great rap songs of all time.

RaiderH8r
12-06-2011, 07:12 PM
Ditka slays us. 879-3. We score a TD but Ditka only counts it as three because he is Ditka.

strafen
12-06-2011, 07:15 PM
2nd, preseason here last year i think.

Yeah, I remember that

vonqkilla
12-06-2011, 07:18 PM
We lose so bad Cutler comes in and throws touchdowns.

strafen
12-06-2011, 07:22 PM
We lose so bad, Cutler goes in the 2nd half to run the clock out on kneel downs

vonqkilla
12-06-2011, 07:27 PM
Ok seriously, we lose so bad Tebows teammates tape him to the horse above the southstands at halftime while the crowd hurls snowballs and insults at him, florida invades colorado in all out civil war ending in armageddon.

Rohirrim
12-06-2011, 07:31 PM
The Bears beat us so bad that God comes out of the clouds and tells Tebow, "Sorry, kid. Can't win 'em all."

http://gretachristina.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341bf68b53ef01348624d3f9970c-800wi

ColoradoDarin
12-06-2011, 07:35 PM
We lose so badly that the Superbowl Shuffle skyrockets up the hip hop charts and is heralded as one of the truly great rap songs of all time.

We lose so bad, Chicago is awarded a win against Miami from 25 years ago and they are now the only team to go 19-0. William "Refrigerator" Perry becomes instantly enshrined in the Hall of Fame. Additionally, "Refrigerator Rap" hits #1 on the charts and stays there forever - every station will only play it and SB Shuffle over and over, and everyone will love it (kinda like Demolition Man and commercial jingles)....

Behold the future:

<object width="420" height="315"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8BZGy1XfYPU?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8BZGy1XfYPU?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>

brncs_fan
12-06-2011, 07:48 PM
We lose so badly that our Bowl invitation gets rescinded.

broncosteven
12-06-2011, 07:57 PM
We lose so badly that the Superbowl Shuffle skyrockets up the hip hop charts and is heralded as one of the truly great rap songs of all time.

It was playing on the radio here in Chicago last season. I wonder if John Denver gets as much playing time in Denver as the SB shuffle gets here when duh bears make the playoffs.

broncosteven
12-06-2011, 07:58 PM
We lose so bad...

Only because Tyrell Jones starts a thread saying that we beat the life out of the bears and their progeny for decades to come.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-06-2011, 08:08 PM
This worked for Tsi so why not...

We lose so bad Dan Broncos Fan starts using proper grammar and punctuation.

sighyourjustmakingitworstforyourselfnowimgonnahave todo99999999morepostjusttoagravateyou
its what i do

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-06-2011, 08:09 PM
The Bears beat us so bad that God comes out of the clouds and tells Tebow, "Sorry, kid. Can't win 'em all."

http://gretachristina.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341bf68b53ef01348624d3f9970c-800wi

??? monty python ???
looks lkike the art work from their series

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-06-2011, 08:16 PM
This worked for Tsi so why not...

We lose so bad Dan Broncos Fan starts using proper grammar and punctuation.

we lose so badly that That One Guy goes insane becuase of me maybe pops a blood veszel ok find the gramma miztakes and spilling mootakes

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-06-2011, 08:19 PM
It was playing on the radio here in Chicago last season. I wonder if John Denver gets as much playing time in Denver as the SB shuffle gets here when duh bears make the playoffs.

i dont think it does maybe on those oldie country stations but i havent herd john denver on the radio station in a long time.
speaking of john denver you think his lil rocky mountain high song was about smoking weed since he used to smoke it

Broncbow
12-06-2011, 08:22 PM
We lose so bad, team refuses to move through an open door for the sly Fox, while insisting he does....

Broncobiv
12-06-2011, 08:24 PM
We lose so bad that the refs allow Hester to field punts and kickoffs from out-of-bounds, thus resulting in the only 128 yard return for touchdown in NFL history.

cutthemdown
12-06-2011, 08:25 PM
We lose badly every team demands that it's starting QB and RB get hurt.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-06-2011, 08:29 PM
we lose so badly all of the tebow fans except me of course start killing themselves im exempt from killing myself.
i will instead raise AL Davis from the dead and give him a sponge bath as much as it will sicken me
a naked smelly dead Al Davis what could be worst

MortonToMoses
12-06-2011, 08:51 PM
We lose so bad that the league flexes the New England game to 4:27 AM

epicSocialism4tw
12-06-2011, 08:56 PM
Bears 210
Broncos 6

Tebow throws 20 pick 6's and has 10 of his 89 fumbles returned for TD's. Broncos score when Hanie flinches at a Von Miller charge and hands Miller the ball, who runs it 20 yards into the end zone. Tebow fails on the two-point conversion when he throws the ball out of the stadium while trying to throw a fade to D Thomas.

Dr. Broncenstein
12-06-2011, 09:19 PM
http://broncotalk.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/jaycutler.jpg

A beatdown equivalent of popped collar man-cardigan aviatard sunglasses. Try it on and wear it 'cause you already know it fits.

HAT
12-06-2011, 09:41 PM
http://broncotalk.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/jaycutler.jpg

A beatdown equivalent of popped collar man-cardigan aviatard sunglasses. Try it on and wear it 'cause you already know it fits.

'Sup?

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsao0p7Own1qg5ivpo1_500.jpg

epicSocialism4tw
12-06-2011, 09:46 PM
http://broncotalk.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/jaycutler.jpg

A beatdown equivalent of popped collar man-cardigan aviatard sunglasses. Try it on and wear it 'cause you already know it fits.

Football chic.

Orange&BlueMohawk
12-06-2011, 09:50 PM
We lose so badly:

God gets furious and sends a hurricane to destroy Florida and all evidence of Tebow's existance.....................................


and the hurricane's name................ is Hurricane Ditka.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-06-2011, 10:39 PM
We lose so badly:
we trade tebow for a injured Orton and a 12 pack of beer and beg Plummer to come back

BowlenBall
12-06-2011, 10:49 PM
We lose so badly that Tebow's mom changes her opinion on abortion.

cutthemdown
12-06-2011, 11:19 PM
We lose so badly that Tebow's mom changes her opinion on abortion.

Thread over, let's play some football!

Punisher
12-06-2011, 11:34 PM
We lose so badly that our Bowl invitation gets rescinded.

:~ohyah!: best 1

Crushaholic
12-07-2011, 05:42 AM
2nd, preseason here last year i think.

It would have been the first time in a game that counts, though...

We lose so bad that Vince Lombardi comes down from the heavens to bitch slap us for losing to the Bears...

55CrushEm
12-07-2011, 06:43 AM
We lose so bad that Jimmy Buffett writes a new song....."Frownybeetusville"

Kaylore
12-07-2011, 07:19 AM
We lose so bad the entire stadium fills up with 10,000,000 duplicates of Matt Forte's knee.

Kaylore
12-07-2011, 07:20 AM
We lose so bad Michael Jordan stops trying to act like Tim Tebow.

bendog
12-07-2011, 07:33 AM
We lose so badly Tebow announces his fav BB player was Steve Kerr.

ElwayMD
12-07-2011, 08:21 AM
We lose so badly that our previous victories are negated and we are sent to play in the CFL.

bendog
12-07-2011, 08:22 AM
We lose so badly Rodman has the Tebow tatoo on his penis removed.

Kaylore
12-07-2011, 08:30 AM
We lose so bad Ozzie Guillen is speechless.

Kaylore
12-07-2011, 08:32 AM
We lose so bad, Walter Payton's corpse rushes for 150 yards and two touchdowns.

bendog
12-07-2011, 08:35 AM
We lose so bad Mike Ditka buys all of Elway's restaurants for ten cents.

sinuous sausage
12-07-2011, 08:41 AM
we lose so badly Chicago trades us two firsts, a second, and Jay Cutler for Tim Tebow. out of pity this time

bendog
12-07-2011, 08:47 AM
We lose so badly Oprah takes Tim's virginity

broncosteven
12-07-2011, 01:13 PM
We loose so bad Chicago becomes the 1st city

bendog
12-07-2011, 01:21 PM
We lose so badly that Tebow has to part Lake Michagan, march the Tebowites to Sault Ste. Marie, Canada, where they wander in the Ontario wilderness for an entire generation to pass away, after which their descendents settle in Thunder Bay, reproduce and conquer Canada, killing all the males and females who are OVER 13, and using the survinging girls to increase their breeding.

broncosteven
12-07-2011, 01:28 PM
We lose so bad that the Sears Tower name gets changed to something lame like The Willis Tower.

Cleo McDowell
12-07-2011, 01:41 PM
We lose so bad Sandusky.

bendog
12-07-2011, 01:43 PM
We lose so bad Sandusky.

is hired to coach qbs.

Powderaddict
12-07-2011, 01:47 PM
We lose so bad Sandusky

is hired to coach qbs

and takes Tebow's virginal purity.

myMind
12-07-2011, 01:47 PM
We lose so bad aliens clone an army of Macgruders that march on Dove Valley and take over football operations.

Miss I.
12-07-2011, 01:53 PM
We lose so badly, Pat gets rid of his righteous furs, joins peta, joins AA and sobers up and tries to trade Josh McDaniels to Chicago for Jay Cutler and 2 6th round draft picks.

rbackfactory80
12-07-2011, 01:55 PM
We lose so badly Tebow hangs out with Mike Irvin after the game.

TheReverend
12-07-2011, 01:58 PM
We lose so badly Tebow blames it on the purple drank.

TheReverend
12-07-2011, 01:59 PM
We lose so badly Kim Kardashian calls the game "embarrassing, trashy reality TV"

bendog
12-07-2011, 02:00 PM
We lose so badly Pat remembers he hired Josh McDaniels as a head coach and drowns himself in Lake Michigan

Cleo McDowell
12-07-2011, 02:02 PM
We lose so badly Kim Kardashian calls the game "embarrassing, trashy reality TV"

nice

broncosteven
12-07-2011, 02:03 PM
We lose so bad mCd's dad shows up on the Broncos sidelines next week to support Fox before he gets fired.

ColoradoDarin
12-07-2011, 02:06 PM
We lose so badly, Jay Cutler returns his 2nd copy of the playbook in person.

Dr. Broncenstein
12-07-2011, 02:09 PM
We get beaten so badly that a dramatic re-enactment will be made for Lifetime TV starring Meridith Baxter Birney.

bendog
12-07-2011, 02:11 PM
nice

yeah it was

Miss I.
12-07-2011, 02:16 PM
we lose so badly it's like this scene from Se7en without the happy ending.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iUt1th-zV5Q" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Archer81
12-07-2011, 02:59 PM
We lose so badly they reboot Superman Returns.

:Broncos:

broncswin
12-07-2011, 03:00 PM
we lose so bad...the bears win

Bronx33
12-07-2011, 05:08 PM
We lose so bad bowlen folds up the whole team and packs it out in semi trailers in the middle of the night only to set up camp in idaho renaming the team the mountain bluebirds.

Broncbow
12-07-2011, 05:16 PM
We lose so bad Elway goes back to selling cars.

We lose so bad Fox breaks down like a little girl and confesses Elway put him up to sabotage Tebow.

We lose so bad Broncos fan starts cheering for the Bears.

broncosteven
12-07-2011, 06:05 PM
We lose so bad Elway goes back to selling cars.

We lose so bad Fox breaks down like a little girl and confesses Elway put him up to sabotage Tebow.

We lose so bad Broncos fan starts cheering for the Bears.

We loose soooooo Bad that the NCAA gives Tebow another 5 years of eligiblity and he is forced to play for the Gators again until he learns how to get it right.













you started it... LOL

broncosteven
12-07-2011, 08:59 PM
We lose so bad that Rod Blagojevich is proven innocent of all charges and given a full pardon and a hair cut.

Mouth
12-07-2011, 10:01 PM
We loose soooooo Bad that the NCAA gives Tebow another 5 years of eligiblity and he is forced to play for the Gators again until he learns how to get it right.













you started it... LOL

ok, I'm a HUGE Tebow fan and I lol'd. Now, be gentle, this is my first time....

We lose so bad that in a surprise move, CBS has a replay of the game flexed into their 4:15 time slot instead of the NE/DEN game.

Mouth

Cool Breeze
12-07-2011, 10:45 PM
We lose so bad Cutler's dad hands in the Bears playbook -then Kupesdad kicks his a$$

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-07-2011, 10:56 PM
we lose so badly no network will air the broncos for the next 50 years .
no one goes to the game even when they give tickets out for free.
Tebows mom prays to the antichrist to kill her son now.
Santa puts everyone on the broncos on the naughty list.
Pat Bowlen will give bronco fans everywhere a refund .
The NFL will disband and there be no more football

cutthemdown
12-07-2011, 10:57 PM
We lose so badly they decide to Flex the pats game to 3 am on the food network.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-07-2011, 10:58 PM
[QUOTE=broncosteven;3408372]We loose soooooo Bad that the NCAA gives Tebow another 5 years of eligiblity and he is forced to play for the Gators again until he learns how to get it right.


hell they will send him back to pee wee football

Cool Breeze
12-07-2011, 11:00 PM
We lose so bad that Tebow has a press conference emphatically stating we wont play like crap again and we run the tables beating Green Bay once more in the Superbowl!
Juan Valdes is so happy he celebrates with a coffee blunt...

bendog
12-08-2011, 09:44 AM
We lose so bad the Holy Ghost buys a Bears Jersey.

TailgateNut
12-08-2011, 09:46 AM
So bad that all the Tebonites go home to florida!

Kaylore
12-08-2011, 09:50 AM
We lose so badly they decide to Flex the pats game to 3 am on the food network.

LOL

SimonFletcher73
12-08-2011, 09:51 AM
We lose so bad that Cade McNown and Curtis Enis start thinking about coming back to the NFL.

bendog
12-08-2011, 09:52 AM
So bad that all the Tebonites go home to florida!

I think that'd be a win. Karma for the Mia game.

TailgateNut
12-08-2011, 09:55 AM
I think that'd be a win. Karma for the Mia game.


A win for BroncoFans but a loss for the state of Fla..

t-diddy
12-08-2011, 09:57 AM
We lose so bad that ESPN does a one hour special on Caleb Hanie...

SimonFletcher73
12-08-2011, 10:35 AM
We lose so bad that Merril Hoge gets an Emmy.

SimonFletcher73
12-08-2011, 10:38 AM
We lose so bad that Brian's Song is re-wrote about Brian Dawkins and his poor coverage.

broncosteven
12-08-2011, 11:34 AM
We lose so bad Bobby Douglas comes out of retirement to run the zone/read/option.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-08-2011, 11:36 AM
we lose so badly the team wont even try and play DA BEARS. After Fox reads how badly they lose on here, and the entire team forfeits the rest of the season and next season since its the end of the world in 2012 why even try

broncosteven
12-08-2011, 12:01 PM
We lose sooooo bad the Asian Flying Carp halt their assault on Lake Michigan, and make a run (swim) for the Platte.

bendog
12-08-2011, 01:00 PM
We lose so badly both Sandusky and the Pope say they lost their Tebow boners.

ICON
12-08-2011, 01:09 PM
We lose so bad that Lance Briggs will be happy not pissed.

KO5K
12-08-2011, 01:13 PM
We lose so bad TailgateNut decides to return from his vacation.

bendog
12-08-2011, 01:22 PM
We lose so bad Bowlen asks Rohirrim to erase his memory

broncosteven
12-08-2011, 01:26 PM
We lose so bad that Lance Briggs will be happy not pissed.


We lose so bad that Lance Briggs decides never to hold out, or threaten to hold out again.

canadianbroncosfan
12-08-2011, 02:12 PM
We lose so bad that we get sent down to the NCAA and the only bowl game we can make is the MAACO Las Vegas Bowl against the Boise State Broncos only to lose that game so badly that we are forever banished from football and use of the team name again. We become the "Denver Players Formerly Known As The Broncos" although no one cares.

broncosteven
12-08-2011, 02:16 PM
We lose so bad that Transformers 4 gets filmed in downtown Denver only this time it is REAL.

bendog
12-08-2011, 02:26 PM
We lose so bad the Edmund Fitzgerald rises, and Gordon Lightfood's career takes off again.

cutthemdown
12-08-2011, 11:05 PM
We lose so bad The Black Eyed Peas even say it's a bad performance!

Harvitz81
12-09-2011, 08:06 AM
We lose so bad that Hoge begins to pick us to win for out final games thus jinxing us.

He began this week....

tsiguy96
12-09-2011, 08:21 AM
we lose so bad, even baja/mcgruder says "damn, tebow was bad"

McDman
12-09-2011, 08:55 AM
we lose so bad, even baja/mcgruder says "damn, tebow was bad"

Not gonna happen.

Plus, I think Baja may be dead.

Smiling Assassin27
12-09-2011, 09:32 AM
We're definitely in trouble. The last time Tebow's image appeared on my muffin was the Lions game.


http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Tim-Tebow-Image-My-English-Muffin-/00/s/NzY4WDEwMjQ=/$(KGrHqNHJCsE7BcvhhCgBO2Qf1oIVQ~~60_12.JPG

Miss I.
12-09-2011, 09:39 AM
We're definitely in trouble. The last time Tebow's image appeared on my muffin was the Lions game.


http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Tim-Tebow-Image-My-English-Muffin-/00/s/NzY4WDEwMjQ=/$(KGrHqNHJCsE7BcvhhCgBO2Qf1oIVQ~~60_12.JPG

sadly, Tebow has yet to appear on my muffin....tee hee...

Anyhooo....

So we lose so badly that Britney Spears remembers to wear her underwear and wins mother of the year.

broncocalijohn
12-09-2011, 09:48 AM
We lose so bad, one Broncos "fan" will be rejoicing in his ability to win a bet taking the Bears and points.

We lose so bad, Mouth forgets to sign his own points.

55CrushEm
12-09-2011, 10:08 AM
We lose so bad TailgateNut decides to return from his vacation.

Ha!

SUPERFAN!

sinuous sausage
12-09-2011, 10:21 AM
We lose so bad, Shannon calls in the national guard

Kaylore
12-09-2011, 10:31 AM
sadly, Tebow has yet to appear on my muffin....tee hee...

Anyhooo....

So we lose so badly that Britney Spears remembers to wear her underwear and wins mother of the year.

You're like clockwork.

We lose so bad, my fourth wife swears off double entendres for a year.

broncocalijohn
12-09-2011, 10:35 AM
sadly, Tebow has yet to appear on my muffin....tee hee...

Anyhooo....



I don't think Tebow has appeared on any women's muffin. It isnt just you.

Miss I.
12-09-2011, 10:42 AM
You're like clockwork.

We lose so bad, my fourth wife swears off double entendres for a year.

Indeed. We lose so badly, I stop swearing, give up alcohol, obey my husband, become meek, shy and obedient and wear clothes that do not expose even a hint of my bosom or my legs (basically I start wearing Snuggies). ;D

Kaylore
12-09-2011, 10:44 AM
Indeed. We lose so badly, I stop swearing, give up alcohol, obey my husband, become meek, shy and obedient and wear clothes that do not expose even a hit of my bosom or my legs (basically I start wearing Snuggies). ;D

...we don't live in a convent, hon. And I'm Mormon, not an 18th century puritan.

Miss I.
12-09-2011, 10:48 AM
...we don't live in a convent, hon. And I'm Mormon, not an 18th century puritan.

yes dear heart. Whatever you say. Would you like a sammich my dearest? :curtsey:

Old Dude
12-09-2011, 10:48 AM
We lose so bad, no one writes anything about Tebow for an entire day.

canadianbroncosfan
12-09-2011, 10:52 AM
We lose so bad, one Broncos "fan" will be rejoicing in his ability to win a bet taking the Bears and points.

We lose so bad, Mouth forgets to sign his own points.

YES!!!!!!

Stagger Lee
12-09-2011, 10:53 AM
We lose so bad, no one writes anything about Tebow for an entire day.

Damn, we are gonna get killed.

cutthemdown
12-09-2011, 05:26 PM
Reading some of these jokes I see that most people just don't get it.

Miss I.
12-11-2011, 10:22 AM
we lose so badly that they start putting up billboards that say "Play Griese now"