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TheReverend
12-02-2011, 06:36 PM
So now that we've officially put the Chargers out of their misery this season, time to track Failboat Oakland and their impending crash into the iceberg that is their schedule to hand Denver the keys to the AFCW.

A resurgent Miami team that has frankly become extremely good. After narrowly losing to the Giants on the road, they physically and mentally molested KC in Arrowhead, held a Shanahan offense to single digit points, followed that with the same against an explosive Buffalo team, and narrowly lost to Dallas at the Death Star. In fact, the last time Miami lost at home was to Tebow's first 2011 miracle. Miami should physically dominate an Oakland front 7 that's tired and overplayed and lacking McClain due to prison lol.

Prediction: Miami by 10

The Green Bay Packers... seriously that's all I'm going to say.

Prediction: Green Bay by 24

The Detroit Lions, most likely without Suh. Still SO much more explosive, scoring more frequently and more consistently and significantly better at taking care of the football. This weekend the #27 Pass D (prob lower after meeting the Packers) meets Megatron and gets taken out like Starscream.

Prediction: Detroit by 17

Oakland travels to Arrowhead. Never mind that the last time they played, KC shut them out and drubbed them 28-0. Never mind the mystique of playing @ Arrowhead in the dead of winter. In this game, Orton realizes it's one of his last chances to salvage a career in a contract year and lights up these fruits in make-up and shoulder pads one last time until their tears streak their mascara.

Prediction: Chiefs by 7

And lastly... the San Diego Chargers. This time, the most talented team wins... in convincing fashion.

Prediction: Chargers by 21

24champ
12-02-2011, 06:39 PM
In agreement.

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TheReverend
12-02-2011, 06:41 PM
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vancejohnson82
12-02-2011, 06:49 PM
I'm on board with this....time for Denver to his BOSS status

Bronx33
12-02-2011, 06:53 PM
YES!!

http://i40.tinypic.com/20rjjwo.jpg

crush17
12-02-2011, 06:55 PM
lol, I like the optimism!

TheReverend
12-02-2011, 06:55 PM
If things go according to THIS plan, we win the division THIS weekend lol.

Just to be safe let's take 3 more :)

Bronx33
12-02-2011, 06:57 PM
word

Gort
12-02-2011, 06:59 PM
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Los Broncos
12-02-2011, 07:08 PM
Good thread, we need to win out...only the NE game really scares me.

Vegas_Bronco
12-02-2011, 07:10 PM
Too Legit!

TheReverend
12-02-2011, 07:11 PM
Good thread, we need to win out...only the NE game really scares me.

Vehemently disagree.

broncosteven
12-02-2011, 07:12 PM
Tyrell Jones and I agree that Oakland has the Division locked up.

Blart
12-02-2011, 07:12 PM
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Rohirrim
12-02-2011, 07:18 PM
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briane
12-02-2011, 07:29 PM
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Kid A
12-02-2011, 07:33 PM
Good thread, we need to win out...only the NE game really scares me.

We win out and we're probably looking at the 2 seed.

But we're not winning out. And neither is Oakland.

IHaveALight
12-02-2011, 07:33 PM
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IHaveALight
12-02-2011, 07:34 PM
We win out and we're probably looking at the 2 seed.

But we're not winning out. And neither is Oakland.

If not number 1.

Bronco Bob
12-02-2011, 07:36 PM
Good thread, we need to win out...only the NE game really scares me.

We need to get back to owning New England.

Kid A
12-02-2011, 07:39 PM
We win out and we're probably looking at the 2 seed.

But we're not winning out. And neither is Oakland.

Actually, check that. Pats, Texans, Pitt all have pretty easy schedules. Still, point remains that 10-6 will get wildcard IMO no matter what Oakland does (and likely what they'll do is lose more than they win the rest of the way.

Rohirrim
12-02-2011, 07:43 PM
Nobody use the "P" word yet. :nono:

TheReverend
12-02-2011, 07:46 PM
Let's expand this thread and Mock some Faider fans.

I'll take that ****-stain Maximus. Quite possibly the worst football poster with a completely undeserved opinion of himself. Here's a prediction thread where he toots his own prediction ability.

....and here's some gems from that very thread:


We're taking Adrian Peterson!

Again... I'm going against the popular grain... Adrian Peterson will be selected by the Raiders with pick #1 no trading down... because cleveland will take Peterson. Russell and Quinn will take too long to develop so we will get our QB in the Second round... I think we will tinker with the Oline some more... If Newberry passes the physical grove moves to a guard spot... If Newberry does not pass Adam Treu takes Groves spot and grove moves to Guard.

You can hold me to the Adrian Peterson prediction!

http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-2.html#post1308

Megatron is a BUST!

Calvin Johnson is a definite no way... Bust!!!! The kid has problems with being jammed at the LOS! They showed film of him being man handled when I watched the combine!

http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-2.html#post1324

Okay, NOW we're taking Brady Quinn!

Ok 4 days til the draft here is my official take on what will happen. The best thing for the franchise would be to trade down a couple of slots to Tampa Bay and pickup some extra picks. If we're smart we will give Walter a chance to play QB behind a offensive line that has been coached properly... and with an offense that was created in this century!

Here's what will happen on Draft Day... The Raiders will trade down with Tampa Bay and then select Brady Quinn. Quinn is further along in his development as a QB. Al Davis does not want a project at QB. I know there have been references to his love of big arms and his quest to get Elway and the conversation that he had with Art Shell about Michael Huff... However, one fact that is not being considered is the reluctance to rebuild... Davis likes to reload. Quinn is closer to that mentality. The second factor is Salary 25mil is steep for a franchise that is located in a small market!

Maximus is now officially on Record with the official insider pick http://www.raiderfans.org/images/smilies/biggrin.png

http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-3.html#post1570

We WON'T draft McFadden, that's for sure!

We will trade out of the #4 position this is my final take on this... We might target Ellis or Clady but I'm certain it will not be McFadden!!!

I'm done gathering all my information from my sources... Sands is a situational player, Kelly will start every play. Burgess is our best pass rusher. Jay Richardson anchors the other end. William Joseph is not reliable because of injury so, somebody has to replace Sapp... Dorsey will be gone to ST Louis or Atlanta. So we will trade down a few slots... pick up a third and Take Ellis! There is no way Al Davis will sit on the sidelines and watch 99 players get selected with out making a move to get into the second and third rounds. Jordan, Washington, Schweigert are all in play on saturday!

Finally, I think kiffin is happy with his RB situation and this dictates that he move out of the 4th slot!

http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-6.html#post9281

I call this one "Are you ****ing kidding me?!?!?!"

Lordy... I don't know what happened to all the posts that were on this thread but... This thread went from being a complete Satire of lil ceasar & WDR to me getting so many predictions correct that we took it to a different level...


http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-7.html#post15409

Maxipad suggesting Oakland select Mack or Unger at 7 overall (FYI, mid 2nd round pick) lol:

I'm suggesting that Tom Cable will lobby Al Davis for an offensive lineman because:

1. He's comfortable with the evaluation process for Offensive linemen
2. We have a hole at the center position
3. We need to improve protection for Russell
4. He can present the history Raider Dominance starting with the center position

5. Unger and Mack are beasts in the running game and fit the ZBS

It could be Mack... I happen to like Unger a little better but either will do. I don't think the slotting makes a difference. I'm leaning very strong that we take an offensive lineman with our first pick and it will be a center.

To answer your question... ( We could get both if we take Crabtree at 7. There are teams at the bottom of the draft that need tackles so Unger could slip to the second round )

http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-9.html#post35444

Yes, I'm leaning towards Unger at #7 There is a possibility that we could snag both Crabtree and Unger. However Unger has to fall to the second round... Some analysts think this is possible because 7 Tackles could be taken in the first round.

http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-8.html#post32436

I call this "I WANT CLAUSEN!" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

2010 Draft ... Uh Boy I've been watching and trying to put a finger on who it is this year. This is hard to do since one cannot
really keep up with irrational thought processes. So, I'm doing this different this year. Here I go 8 Hours before the draft....

Team Needs: Everything!!!

DT
OT
OG
QB
WR

The Following are the people who I think are the best to fill our openings based on availability

DT - Dan Williams, Jared Odrick, Terrence Cody
OT - Trent Williams, Brian Bulaga, Charles Brown
OG - Mike Iupati
QB - Dan LeFevour, John Skelton ( I want Clausen! )
WR - Dez Bryant, Jordan Shipley ( Jacoby Ford WR/KR/<acronym title="Google Page Ranking">PR</acronym> )

http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-11.html#post38104

Skipped 2011 Draft Prediction...

FYI, didn't even include a lot of HILARIOUS self congratulating for his awesome predictions and "success rate" (which is literally below 0...) and at least half a dozen references to his "inside sources" Hilarious!Hilarious!Hilarious!

Bronx33
12-02-2011, 07:50 PM
excellent ownage with a cherry on top.

Jay3
12-02-2011, 07:56 PM
Good news for Maximus: Clausen might be available.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-02-2011, 08:00 PM
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vancejohnson82
12-02-2011, 08:07 PM
wow.....have you been saving those up Rev? Or are you all done re-organizing your spice rack and had some time on your hands

in any event, great job

TheReverend
12-02-2011, 08:11 PM
wow.....have you been saving those up Rev? Or are you all done re-organizing your spice rack and had some time on your hands

in any event, great job

I locked my keys in my car trunk and missed a surprise birthday party for an acquaintance so I'm in tonight

Bronx33
12-02-2011, 08:13 PM
I locked my keys in my car trunk and missed a surprise birthday party for an acquaintance so I'm in tonight


Trunk? well done.

mwill07
12-02-2011, 08:41 PM
Not that matters, but I think Lions will have Suh.

Anikai
12-02-2011, 08:42 PM
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edog24
12-02-2011, 08:57 PM
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i287/Anikai83/ship.gif

:~ohyah!::sailaway::spit:

TheReverend
12-02-2011, 09:03 PM
Trunk? well done.

I've never locked my keys anywhere too lol

Maximus
12-02-2011, 09:07 PM
Great thread made by the greatest fag on the net!

Archer81
12-02-2011, 09:08 PM
Great thread made by the greatest fag on the net!


You made the thread?

:Broncos:

TheReverend
12-02-2011, 09:10 PM
Great thread made by the greatest fag on the net!

Considering your track record with predictions, I feel extremely good about my heterosexuality after that call.

TheReverend
12-02-2011, 09:11 PM
Maximus' "inside source":












































http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zfjCmxXH2SM/TLzNh_EzGyI/AAAAAAAAABI/_Yx73GoV_qw/s1600/pointless-pets-pet-rock.jpg

Tyrell Jones
12-02-2011, 09:12 PM
lol

yall wont make the playoffs, we will finish 11-5. and get a first round home playoff game.

Archer81
12-02-2011, 09:14 PM
lol

yall wont make the playoffs, we will finish 11-5. and get a first round home playoff game.


Anything's possible, of course; if not highly unlikely.


:Broncos:

Maximus
12-02-2011, 09:18 PM
Maximus' "inside source"


It's funny how stupid you are! You have no idea how much of a buffoon you would look like If I told you why that thread is that way... :giggle: Fag on rump ranger fag on!

TheReverend
12-02-2011, 09:23 PM
It's funny how stupid you are! You have no idea how much of a buffoon you would look like If I told you why that thread is that way... :giggle: Fag on rump ranger fag on!

Wow. Boy did you own me. I mean in a rare fashion of both factually while exhibiting such maturity.

Maximus
12-02-2011, 09:28 PM
Wow. Boy did you own me. I mean in a rare fashion of both factually while exhibiting such maturity.

LOL I'm just communicating on your level Asshole... Trying to see how many names I can call you ****head!

TheReverend
12-02-2011, 09:31 PM
LOL I'm just communicating on your level a-hole... Trying to see how many names I can call you ****head!

That's not my level.


























This is my level:


We're taking Adrian Peterson!

Again... I'm going against the popular grain... Adrian Peterson will be selected by the Raiders with pick #1 no trading down... because cleveland will take Peterson. Russell and Quinn will take too long to develop so we will get our QB in the Second round... I think we will tinker with the Oline some more... If Newberry passes the physical grove moves to a guard spot... If Newberry does not pass Adam Treu takes Groves spot and grove moves to Guard.

You can hold me to the Adrian Peterson prediction!

http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-2.html#post1308

Megatron is a BUST!

Calvin Johnson is a definite no way... Bust!!!! The kid has problems with being jammed at the LOS! They showed film of him being man handled when I watched the combine!

http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-2.html#post1324

Okay, NOW we're taking Brady Quinn!

Ok 4 days til the draft here is my official take on what will happen. The best thing for the franchise would be to trade down a couple of slots to Tampa Bay and pickup some extra picks. If we're smart we will give Walter a chance to play QB behind a offensive line that has been coached properly... and with an offense that was created in this century!

Here's what will happen on Draft Day... The Raiders will trade down with Tampa Bay and then select Brady Quinn. Quinn is further along in his development as a QB. Al Davis does not want a project at QB. I know there have been references to his love of big arms and his quest to get Elway and the conversation that he had with Art Shell about Michael Huff... However, one fact that is not being considered is the reluctance to rebuild... Davis likes to reload. Quinn is closer to that mentality. The second factor is Salary 25mil is steep for a franchise that is located in a small market!

Maximus is now officially on Record with the official insider pick http://www.raiderfans.org/images/smilies/biggrin.png

http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-3.html#post1570

We WON'T draft McFadden, that's for sure!

We will trade out of the #4 position this is my final take on this... We might target Ellis or Clady ]but I'm certain it will not be McFadden!!![/SIZE]

I'm done gathering all my information from my sources... Sands is a situational player, Kelly will start every play. Burgess is our best pass rusher. Jay Richardson anchors the other end. William Joseph is not reliable because of injury so, somebody has to replace Sapp... Dorsey will be gone to ST Louis or Atlanta. So we will trade down a few slots... pick up a third and Take Ellis! There is no way Al Davis will sit on the sidelines and watch 99 players get selected with out making a move to get into the second and third rounds. Jordan, Washington, Schweigert are all in play on saturday!

Finally, I think kiffin is happy with his RB situation and this dictates that he move out of the 4th slot!

http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-6.html#post9281

I call this one "Are you ****ing kidding me?!?!?!"

Lordy... I don't know what happened to all the posts that were on this thread but... This thread went from being a complete Satire of lil ceasar & WDR to me getting so many predictions correct that we took it to a different level...


http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-7.html#post15409

Maxipad suggesting Oakland select Mack or Unger at 7 overall (FYI, mid 2nd round pick) lol:

I'm suggesting that Tom Cable will lobby Al Davis for an offensive lineman because:

1. He's comfortable with the evaluation process for Offensive linemen
2. We have a hole at the center position
3. We need to improve protection for Russell
4. He can present the history Raider Dominance starting with the center position

5. Unger and Mack are beasts in the running game and fit the ZBS

It could be Mack... I happen to like Unger a little better but either will do. I don't think the slotting makes a difference. I'm leaning very strong that we take an offensive lineman with our first pick and it will be a center.

To answer your question... ( We could get both if we take Crabtree at 7. There are teams at the bottom of the draft that need tackles so Unger could slip to the second round )

http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-9.html#post35444

Yes, I'm leaning towards Unger at #7 There is a possibility that we could snag both Crabtree and Unger. However Unger has to fall to the second round... Some analysts think this is possible because 7 Tackles could be taken in the first round.

http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-8.html#post32436

I call this "I WANT CLAUSEN!" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

2010 Draft ... Uh Boy I've been watching and trying to put a finger on who it is this year. This is hard to do since one cannot
really keep up with irrational thought processes. So, I'm doing this different this year. Here I go 8 Hours before the draft....

Team Needs: Everything!!!

DT
OT
OG
QB
WR

The Following are the people who I think are the best to fill our openings based on availability

DT - Dan Williams, Jared Odrick, Terrence Cody
OT - Trent Williams, Brian Bulaga, Charles Brown
OG - Mike Iupati
QB - Dan LeFevour, John Skelton ( I want Clausen! )
WR - Dez Bryant, Jordan Shipley ( Jacoby Ford WR/KR/<acronym title="Google Page Ranking">PR</acronym> )

http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-11.html#post38104

Skipped 2011 Draft Prediction...

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Worst. Football. Poster. Ever.

epicSocialism4tw
12-02-2011, 09:34 PM
lol

yall wont make the playoffs, we will finish 11-5. and get a first round home playoff game.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj8vwknnFT1qb3mmfo1_400.png

theAPAOps5
12-02-2011, 09:35 PM
lol

yall wont make the playoffs, we will finish 11-5. and get a first round home playoff game.

well now we know this won't happen

gyldenlove
12-02-2011, 09:35 PM
Just to clarify one thing, Suh will be playing against Oakland, I should imagine he will take great pleasure is expending the 2 weeks of repressed anger out on Carson Palmer and any other hapless fool who happens to get in front of him - I predict he breaks at least one limb.

epicSocialism4tw
12-02-2011, 09:35 PM
Seriously...I'm not going to be overconfident. Im just hoping that the Broncos can keep winning.

TheReverend
12-02-2011, 09:39 PM
Seriously...I'm not going to be overconfident. Im just hoping that the Broncos can keep winning.

Take some great solace in seeing that Maximus seems to be the ONLY person wrong more often than Bob.

Maximus
12-02-2011, 09:49 PM
That's not my level.

Oh it's absolutely your level. You're an internet pu ssy who gets bent out of shape when someone disagrees with you. You're disrespectful to women and you're a little biatch! That's the truth... isn't that right Bitc h....

TheReverend
12-02-2011, 09:52 PM
Oh it's absolutely your level. You're an internet pu ssy who gets bent out of shape when someone disagrees with you. You're disrespectful to women and you're a little biatch! That's the truth... isn't that right Bitc h....

This is getting more amusing. Are you that upset about how terrible you are at anything football related?

Because it wasn't a mystery... everyone knew you were a joke long before I posted some of your greatest hits.

But please stop threatening me... you're such a bad ass!




































Check out those 11" arms and gut! Oh nooooooooooooooooo!

Maximus
12-02-2011, 10:06 PM
This is getting more amusing. Are you that upset about how terrible you are at anything football related?

Because it wasn't a mystery... everyone knew you were a joke long before I posted some of your greatest hits.

But please stop threatening me... you're such a bad ass!

What took you sooo long to post that a-hole ... You think I really care! your game is old... and you're proving my point! Weak ass smack. The bottom line is you're a disgraceful name calling little b****. I could play your game and post the comments in my rep section and pull threads too, but I'm not a whiney little bitc h like you!

and BTW I'm not annoyed at all I'm just calling you out for what you are... and who threatened you?

TheReverend
12-02-2011, 10:10 PM
What took you sooo long to post that a-hole ... You think I really care! your game is old... and you're proving my point! Weak ass smack. The bottom line is you're a disgraceful name calling little b****. I could play your game and post the comments in my rep section and pull threads too, but I'm not a whiney little bitc h like you!

and BTW I'm not annoyed at all I'm just calling you out for what you are.

You should do a better job at it then.

-You live in Rochester lol

-You're a Raider fan

-You run Raider forum with like 6 members

-Just look at you

So no, I don't need to talk smack with you. Life has clearly done much worse to you than I EVER could, so that more than satisfies me.

Good luck calling me "gay" and everything else your extremely imaginative mind can come up with, but please stop de-railing my thread. Your team is following the precedent that is your life: MASSIVE FAILURE. And this is the place to track it.

vonqkilla
12-02-2011, 10:15 PM
My mind is on Minnesota, not worried about the Raiders at all. I hope they lose, but I could see them winning quite a few, especially if Mcfadden is there in GB.

broncobum6162
12-02-2011, 10:18 PM
Oh it's absolutely your level. You're an internet pu ssy who gets bent out of shape when someone disagrees with you. You're disrespectful to women and you're a little biatch! That's the truth... isn't that right Bitc h....

OMG............That's just wrong.........you sound bitter......Rev=icon of the Omane............

bowtown
12-02-2011, 10:20 PM
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Old Dude
12-02-2011, 10:27 PM
lol

yall wont make the playoffs, we will finish 11-5. and get a first round home playoff game.

Thank you!

24champ
12-02-2011, 10:28 PM
Oh it's absolutely your level. You're an internet pu ssy who gets bent out of shape when someone disagrees with you. You're disrespectful to women and you're a little biatch! That's the truth... isn't that right Bitc h....

http://i46.tinypic.com/2dgwf94.gif

Maximus
12-02-2011, 10:31 PM
You should do a better job at it then.

-You live in Rochester lol

-You're a Raider fan

-You run Raider forum with like 6 members

-Just look at you

So no, I don't need to talk smack with you. Life has clearly done much worse to you than I EVER could, so that more than satisfies me.

Good luck calling me "gay" and everything else your extremely imaginative mind can come up with, but please stop de-railing my thread.

And you said all that to say what... ? Don't get mad at me because you're a disrespectful, thin skinned little puke that hates women. When you become debt free and your home is fully paid for and you have the security of not worrying about working 9-5 come talk to me punk. Until then keep abusing women and putting on the fake ass facade and get some real friends! Because nobody really likes you!

Your thread stopped being your thread when you took a thread from another site and quoted me.

TheReverend
12-02-2011, 10:37 PM
And you said all that to say what... ? Don't get mad at me because you're a disrespectful, thin skinned little puke that hates women. When you become debt free and your home is fully paid for and you have the security of not worrying about working 9-5 come talk to me punk. Until then keep abusing women and putting on the fake ass facade and get some real friends! Because nobody really likes you!

Your thread stopped being your thread when you took a thread from another site and quoted me.

I dont hate women at all.

Just because you look like the sixth member of the Fugees and are hard up to chat with "internet babes" doesn't mean you can take that out on me.

I also like how defensive you are now and need to justify yourself by talking about your paid off home and more.

Someone's wittle feelings hurt?

...and Maxi... I haven't even been mean to you yet. Just go before your skinny fat loser ass seriously gets doses of reality. Because that's exactly what you are. Is that why you need to banter with e-slags all day? No real life woman under 200 lbs with all her teeth will glance at you?

Al Davis (the current dead and rotting version) gets more p***Y than you.

bowtown
12-02-2011, 10:47 PM
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Maximus
12-02-2011, 10:47 PM
I dont hate women at all.

Just because you look like the sixth member of the Fugees and are hard up to chat with "internet babes" doesn't mean you can take that out on me.

I also like how defensive you are now and need to justify yourself by talking about your paid off home and more.

Someone's wittle feelings hurt?



You’re not even relevant. You don’t bother me… You’re just a disrespectful little sissy bitc h. Nothing you say or think matters to me. You took the time to start a thread and use me… I’m flattered that you’re so impressed… I certainly wasn't thinking of you... You sought my picture out probably for your gay fantasies. You are talking about where I live… Sounds like a stalker to me. Rump ranger on the loose in Jacksonville!

SoCalBronco
12-02-2011, 10:50 PM
I'd love to see Oakland completely melt down to close out the year.

TheReverend
12-02-2011, 10:50 PM
You’re not even relevant. You don’t bother me… You’re just a disrespectful little sissy bitc h. Nothing you say or think matters to me. You took the time to start a thread and use me… I’m flattered that you’re so impressed… I certainly wasn't thinking of you... You sought my picture out probably for your gay fantasies. You are talking about where I live… Sounds like a stalker to me. Rump ranger on the loose in Jacksonville!

::)



Reality: You stormed in a tizzy after I posted this




We're taking Adrian Peterson!

Again... I'm going against the popular grain... Adrian Peterson will be selected by the Raiders with pick #1 no trading down... because cleveland will take Peterson. Russell and Quinn will take too long to develop so we will get our QB in the Second round... I think we will tinker with the Oline some more... If Newberry passes the physical grove moves to a guard spot... If Newberry does not pass Adam Treu takes Groves spot and grove moves to Guard.

You can hold me to the Adrian Peterson prediction!

http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-2.html#post1308

Megatron is a BUST!

Calvin Johnson is a definite no way... Bust!!!! The kid has problems with being jammed at the LOS! They showed film of him being man handled when I watched the combine!

http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-2.html#post1324

Okay, NOW we're taking Brady Quinn!

Ok 4 days til the draft here is my official take on what will happen. The best thing for the franchise would be to trade down a couple of slots to Tampa Bay and pickup some extra picks. If we're smart we will give Walter a chance to play QB behind a offensive line that has been coached properly... and with an offense that was created in this century!

Here's what will happen on Draft Day... The Raiders will trade down with Tampa Bay and then select Brady Quinn. Quinn is further along in his development as a QB. Al Davis does not want a project at QB. I know there have been references to his love of big arms and his quest to get Elway and the conversation that he had with Art Shell about Michael Huff... However, one fact that is not being considered is the reluctance to rebuild... Davis likes to reload. Quinn is closer to that mentality. The second factor is Salary 25mil is steep for a franchise that is located in a small market!

Maximus is now officially on Record with the official insider pick http://www.raiderfans.org/images/smilies/biggrin.png

http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-3.html#post1570

We WON'T draft McFadden, that's for sure!

We will trade out of the #4 position this is my final take on this... We might target Ellis or Clady but I'm certain it will not be McFadden!!!

I'm done gathering all my information from my sources... Sands is a situational player, Kelly will start every play. Burgess is our best pass rusher. Jay Richardson anchors the other end. William Joseph is not reliable because of injury so, somebody has to replace Sapp... Dorsey will be gone to ST Louis or Atlanta. So we will trade down a few slots... pick up a third and Take Ellis! There is no way Al Davis will sit on the sidelines and watch 99 players get selected with out making a move to get into the second and third rounds. Jordan, Washington, Schweigert are all in play on saturday!

Finally, I think kiffin is happy with his RB situation and this dictates that he move out of the 4th slot!

http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-6.html#post9281

I call this one "Are you ****ing kidding me?!?!?!"

Lordy... I don't know what happened to all the posts that were on this thread but... This thread went from being a complete Satire of lil ceasar & WDR to me getting so many predictions correct that we took it to a different level...


http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-7.html#post15409

Maxipad suggesting Oakland select Mack or Unger at 7 overall (FYI, mid 2nd round pick) lol:

I'm suggesting that Tom Cable will lobby Al Davis for an offensive lineman because:

1. He's comfortable with the evaluation process for Offensive linemen
2. We have a hole at the center position
3. We need to improve protection for Russell
4. He can present the history Raider Dominance starting with the center position

5. Unger and Mack are beasts in the running game and fit the ZBS

It could be Mack... I happen to like Unger a little better but either will do. I don't think the slotting makes a difference. I'm leaning very strong that we take an offensive lineman with our first pick and it will be a center.

To answer your question... ( We could get both if we take Crabtree at 7. There are teams at the bottom of the draft that need tackles so Unger could slip to the second round )

http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-9.html#post35444

Yes, I'm leaning towards Unger at #7 There is a possibility that we could snag both Crabtree and Unger. However Unger has to fall to the second round... Some analysts think this is possible because 7 Tackles could be taken in the first round.

http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-8.html#post32436

I call this "I WANT CLAUSEN!" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

2010 Draft ... Uh Boy I've been watching and trying to put a finger on who it is this year. This is hard to do since one cannot
really keep up with irrational thought processes. So, I'm doing this different this year. Here I go 8 Hours before the draft....

Team Needs: Everything!!!

DT
OT
OG
QB
WR

The Following are the people who I think are the best to fill our openings based on availability

DT - Dan Williams, Jared Odrick, Terrence Cody
OT - Trent Williams, Brian Bulaga, Charles Brown
OG - Mike Iupati
QB - Dan LeFevour, John Skelton ( I want Clausen! )
WR - Dez Bryant, Jordan Shipley ( Jacoby Ford WR/KR/<acronym title="Google Page Ranking">PR</acronym> )

http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-11.html#post38104

Skipped 2011 Draft Prediction...

FYI, didn't even include a lot of HILARIOUS self congratulating for his awesome predictions and "success rate" (which is literally below 0...) and at least half a dozen references to his "inside sources" Hilarious!Hilarious!Hilarious!

TheReverend
12-02-2011, 10:51 PM
OOPS! I just posted it AGAIN!

Better go back to your template of swearing at me, calling me gay and whatever else your 3rd grade level education can muster up.

Archer81
12-02-2011, 10:58 PM
http://i56.tinypic.com/1et8qh.jpg


I'm not gonna lie. At first I thought that was a ****ed up mutant squirrel. It freaked me out a little bit.


:Broncos:

24champ
12-02-2011, 11:05 PM
::)



Reality: You stormed in a tizzy after I posted this




We're taking Adrian Peterson!



http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-2.html#post1308

Megatron is a BUST!



http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-2.html#post1324

Okay, NOW we're taking Brady Quinn!



http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-3.html#post1570

We WON'T draft McFadden, that's for sure!



http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-6.html#post9281

I call this one "Are you ****ing kidding me?!?!?!"



http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-7.html#post15409

Maxipad suggesting Oakland select Mack or Unger at 7 overall (FYI, mid 2nd round pick) lol:



http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-9.html#post35444



http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-8.html#post32436

I call this "I WANT CLAUSEN!" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL



http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-11.html#post38104

Skipped 2011 Draft Prediction...

FYI, didn't even include a lot of HILARIOUS self congratulating for his awesome predictions and "success rate" (which is literally below 0...) and at least half a dozen references to his "inside sources" Hilarious!Hilarious!Hilarious!

Rev takes out Maxipad.

http://i.imgur.com/cZiB8.gif

24champ
12-02-2011, 11:09 PM
You’re not even relevant. You don’t bother me… You’re just a disrespectful little sissy bitc h. Nothing you say or think matters to me. You took the time to start a thread and use me… I’m flattered that you’re so impressed… I certainly wasn't thinking of you... You sought my picture out probably for your gay fantasies. You are talking about where I live… Sounds like a stalker to me. Rump ranger on the loose in Jacksonville!

http://i41.tinypic.com/1z5n7eb.gif

strafen
12-02-2011, 11:17 PM
Why is this thread even on the main discussion page?

lol!
We've got two moderators post here and neither one has done squat to lock this bitch up or move it to the butt. God bless them!

SimonFletcher73
12-02-2011, 11:23 PM
I really hope we get to play Chokeland in the playoffs. Just don't think they'll make it. Hope McFadden has strong hips!

ZONA
12-02-2011, 11:43 PM
I've heard of homerism but thinking Oaktown is going to lose the rest of their games is most likely wishful thinking.

It's not as if losing McClain is really going to hurt their front 7 all that much. He's their starter but I don't think he was a huge force. I think they can win in KC. I think they can handle Buffalo. No chance against the Pack. They could easily beat the Bolts also. I say they'll win 2 maybe 3 more. I'll give them 9-7 and maybe 10-6.

Let's not be stupid here. Denver still has an uphill battle and we can't afford the luxury of being over confident. It's not like we're winning all these games by a huge margin. 9 points different and we'd have 3 losses instead of wins.

We've got alot of work to do yet.

broncobum6162
12-02-2011, 11:45 PM
Rev takes out Maxipad.

http://i.imgur.com/cZiB8.gif

T2 is the Mile High Minister, Rev the Minister of Defense.......:strong:

Sim Pilot 4.0
12-03-2011, 12:04 AM
This is not good at all :(

Mogulseeker
12-03-2011, 12:10 AM
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2011/03/nod.gif

Mogulseeker
12-03-2011, 12:12 AM
http://www.gifsoup.com/view4/1466420/kelso-nod-o.gif

epicSocialism4tw
12-03-2011, 12:14 AM
Wow.

This thread was productive.

A sensitive dude and a Raiders fan rolling around on the floor pulling each others' hair. Yikes.

McDman
12-03-2011, 12:20 AM
What took you sooo long to post that a-hole ... You think I really care! your game is old... and you're proving my point! Weak ass smack. The bottom line is you're a disgraceful name calling little b****. I could play your game and post the comments in my rep section and pull threads too, but I'm not a whiney little bitc h like you!

and BTW I'm not annoyed at all I'm just calling you out for what you are... and who threatened you?

You came on here and immediately called him a fag...

epicSocialism4tw
12-03-2011, 12:29 AM
http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/153391/153391,1233468244,6/stock-photo-a-mean-little-girl-pulling-on-her-older-sister-s-hair-isolated-against-a-white-background-24225688.jpg

Sim Pilot 4.0
12-03-2011, 12:34 AM
You came on here and immediately called him a fag...

I think you should stay out of this one. Don't fan the flames. Know when to stop!

McDman
12-03-2011, 12:37 AM
I think you should stay out of this one. Don't fan the flames. Know when to stop!

Haha, probably right.

Sim Pilot 4.0
12-03-2011, 12:46 AM
Haha, probably right.

:thumbsup:

Houshyamama
12-03-2011, 01:13 AM
It's funny how stupid you are! You have no idea how much of a buffoon you would look like If I told you why that thread is that way... :giggle: Fag on rump ranger fag on!

Hilarious! you're such a SILLY ******.

Kaylore
12-03-2011, 01:42 AM
Hilarious! you're such a SILLY ******.

http://i44.tinypic.com/24g8sp4.jpg

http://i51.tinypic.com/1hcznl.jpg

http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/approval/grand/13620041_nodding_gif.gif

lolcopter
12-03-2011, 08:48 AM
http://www.gifflix.com/files/6dd4bcd2add7.gif

TheReverend
12-03-2011, 08:52 AM
Let's get back to the spirit of this thread... watching Oakland burn and heavy schadenfreud.

brncs_fan
12-03-2011, 09:06 AM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSONe0urQRWoLAAS-59UVTfwQw0ELjjxSJq_Ztg8b23R0axobPYXRKK35Rv

tebowisdabomb
12-03-2011, 09:16 AM
Rev likes to attack girls... Straight up pussy if you ask me

BroncsCheer
12-03-2011, 09:25 AM
Bunch of Maxipad quotes that show he doesn't know ****, and just blows smoke real loud because it's all he can really do

This is pure, uncut OMane "Orange Gold" right here.

Rep for quality and quantity!

TheReverend
12-03-2011, 09:27 AM
Rev likes to attack girls... Straight up p***Y if you ask me

True. Maybe it WAS wrong to expose Maximus so harshly.

Kaylore
12-03-2011, 09:39 AM
I love how he completely ignored all his bad takes and just went to name calling. That's minimus: He talks a big game, attacks everyone and then if you push back even a little bit he throws tantrums and its instantly clear he's got nothing. All talk, no substance...even from his talk.

rugbythug
12-03-2011, 10:06 AM
Rev likes to attack girls... Straight up p***Y if you ask me

If it makes you feel better I assume everyone on the interwebs is a 17 year old girl. Makes it easier to justify the time spent. Imagine if all you did was chat with 37the year old fat dudes who never did anything of note in the real world #losertime.

Chris
12-03-2011, 10:43 AM
OMG............That's just wrong.........you sound bitter......Rev=icon of the Omane............

Give us a break.

TheReverend
12-03-2011, 10:52 AM
Give us a break.

I would apologize for picking on you so you could someday get over it...



But I'm not sorry at all. You deserve all of it. So stop trying to jack my Oakland lol thread

RhymesayersDU
12-03-2011, 11:05 AM
POSTING IN EPIC THREAD.

REV IS THE OMANE'S TEBOW, ALL HAIL.

Los Broncos
12-03-2011, 12:03 PM
We win out and we're probably looking at the 2 seed.

But we're not winning out. And neither is Oakland.

This week v Minnesota is going to be tough, they match up well with us.

Chicago and NE might be the killers, I cant wait too crush KC and drive the final nail in the last game.

Los Broncos
12-03-2011, 12:06 PM
We need to get back to owning New England.

Haven't we beat them the last few meetings? We beat them in Denver in the last matchup.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-03-2011, 12:52 PM
You made the thread?

:Broncos:

lol good 1

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-03-2011, 12:55 PM
What took you sooo long to post that a-hole ... You think I really care! your game is old... and you're proving my point! Weak ass smack. The bottom line is you're a disgraceful name calling little b****. I could play your game and post the comments in my rep section and pull threads too, but I'm not a whiney little bitc h like you!

and BTW I'm not annoyed at all I'm just calling you out for what you are... and who threatened you?

must i put all of you in a time out lmfao .
carry on kiddies im enjoying this:giggle:

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-03-2011, 01:10 PM
Why is this thread even on the main discussion page?

lol!
We've got two moderators post here and neither one has done squat to lock this b**** up or move it to the butt. God bless them!

im no mod but umm why should this be moved or locked .
looks to me like a raider fan is blowing this out of proportion and the bronco fans are just piling on in on you .
you really shouldn't of reacted like you did only making things worst.

Chris
12-03-2011, 01:37 PM
I would apologize for picking on you so you could someday get over it...



But I'm not sorry at all. You deserve all of it. So stop trying to jack my Oakland lol thread

Again double kit kat gimme a break time here.

In other news I think the Carson Palmer raiders have choke written all over them. They're hitting the hard part of the schedule and they can't rely on their sociopath kicker to bail them out again.

epicSocialism4tw
12-03-2011, 02:08 PM
Oakland Raiders Fan Margaret Sanger
http://www.notablebiographies.com/images/uewb_09_img0629.jpg


- promoter of the genocide of American blacks
- advocate of the same master race philosophy that spawned Nazism (eugenics)
- founder of planned parenthood

epicSocialism4tw
12-03-2011, 02:11 PM
Oakland Raiders Fan Joseph Stalin
http://www.thefamouspeople.com/profiles/images/joseph-stalin-1.jpg

- the commuinst leader forced a famine upon his own people in 1932-33, killing an unknown number of innocents beyond 7 million

epicSocialism4tw
12-03-2011, 02:15 PM
Oakland Raiders Fan Adolf Hitler
http://www.myptsmail.com/hotdog256/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/adolph_hitler.jpg

-the national socialist authoritiarian killed over 6 million Jews and started a world war

epicSocialism4tw
12-03-2011, 02:19 PM
Oakland Raiders Fan Pol Pot
http://www.evilscale.com/images/polpot.jpg

-the communist despot killed 25% of his countrymen when he took his underground communist movement into power.

SimonFletcher73
12-03-2011, 02:22 PM
They all wear Jack Tatum jerseys.

epicSocialism4tw
12-03-2011, 02:25 PM
Oakland Raiders Fans "The Young Turks"
http://blockyourid.com/~gbpprorg/judicial-inc/Arm.en32.jpg

- In a bid to cleanse their region of non-Muslims, the Young Turks set out to kill off the Armenian people beginning in 1915. The Young Turks' tyranny resulted in the deaths of upwards of 1.5 million Armenians in the first genocide of the 20th century.

epicSocialism4tw
12-03-2011, 02:31 PM
Oakland Raiders Fan Mao Zedong
http://www.amerika.org/wp-content/uploads/MaoZedong_.png

- his mass killings in China and Tibet spawned 20 years and resulted in the deaths of possibly 78 million people

epicSocialism4tw
12-03-2011, 02:40 PM
Oakland Raiders Fan Che Guevara
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/58/CheHigh.jpg/250px-CheHigh.jpg

- international terrorist and exploiter of peasants through central and south america

Mogulseeker
12-03-2011, 03:03 PM
Oakland Raiders Fan Margaret Sanger
http://www.notablebiographies.com/images/uewb_09_img0629.jpg


- promoter of the genocide of American blacks
- advocate of the same master race philosophy that spawned Nazism (eugenics)
- founder of planned parenthood

Don't go there dude.

epicSocialism4tw
12-03-2011, 03:04 PM
Don't go there dude.

She was what she was.
http://www.blackgenocide.org/sanger.html

ColoradoDarin
12-03-2011, 03:04 PM
Just posting to post.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-03-2011, 03:15 PM
She was what she was.
http://www.blackgenocide.org/sanger.html

hey i never knew that ,wow what you learn on the net these days. Thanks epic;D

tebowisdabomb
12-03-2011, 03:28 PM
As long as you don't say Obama is a fan I am cool, cross that line and I will be on your ass.

epicSocialism4tw
12-03-2011, 03:33 PM
As long as you don't say Obama is a fan I am cool, cross that line and I will be on your ass.

I wouldn't stoop that low. Ha!

Perry1977
12-03-2011, 04:16 PM
I heart this thread a lot. It's about Oakland and their fans losing. And around here, we call that WINNING!!

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DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-03-2011, 04:17 PM
He wont i will Obama is a fan. no wait that cant be he grew up in Hawaii and Chicago. In that case DA BEARS!!!
F U OAKLAND not even the president likes you.

Mogulseeker
12-03-2011, 05:56 PM
She was what she was.
http://www.blackgenocide.org/sanger.html

I understand that... but just because the founder of planned parenthood was a racist and had similar views to Hitler on eugenics, doesn't mean it belongs on a football forum... I'm just saying we should stick to truly evil people or nobody, because nuance mucks things up a bit.

Don't want this thread to end up in WRP or in the Butt.

epicSocialism4tw
12-03-2011, 06:02 PM
I understand that... but just because the founder of planned parenthood was a racist and had similar views to Hitler on eugenics, doesn't mean it belongs on a football forum... I'm just saying we should stick to truly evil people or nobody, because nuance mucks things up a bit.

Don't want this thread to end up in WRP or in the Butt.

There is no nuance with Sanger. She was as evil as they come.

Just because people bend over backward to defend what she created doesn't mean that we forget what she was and why she wanted to do what she did. It is silly to encourage that kind of willful ignorance.

Archer81
12-03-2011, 06:06 PM
bronchomo fans


http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/15300000/Colfer-on-Rolling-Stone-chris-colfer-15359186-600-500.jpg


So a raider fan posts on a broncos board, sees this thread and thinks to himself...those Broncos...they be so gay. So to clearly make a statement on how you feel about a rival team, you find a random picture of some dude from Glee to mock Bronco fans by calling them gay. All the while you secretly hope that no one will pick up on your continued usage of equating Broncos to gays, because at the heart of it is 1. you are a flaming homosexual (the worst kind) and 2. You hope to one day share a cell with a raider, so that fool can make sweet sweet love to you.

Come out of the closet, little fairy. The world needs another black and silver "superstar".

:Broncos:

Mogulseeker
12-03-2011, 06:16 PM
So a raider fan posts on a broncos board, sees this thread and thinks to himself...those Broncos...they be so gay. So to clearly make a statement on how you feel about a rival team, you find a random picture of some dude from Glee to mock Bronco fans by calling them gay. All the while you secretly hope that no one will pick up on your continued usage of equating Broncos to gays, because at the heart of it is 1. you are a flaming homosexual (the worst kind) and 2. You hope to one day share a cell with a raider, so that fool can make sweet sweet love to you.

Come out of the closet, little fairy. The world needs another black and silver "superstar".

:Broncos:

I'd imagine there are quite a few gay Raider fans. I mean, Castro street is right across the bay, and we all know Raider fans like to play dress-up.

Mogulseeker
12-03-2011, 06:17 PM
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Archer81
12-03-2011, 06:19 PM
I'd imagine there are quite a few gay Raider fans. I mean, Castro street is right across the bay, and we all know Raider fans like to play dress-up.


They are famous for a fan section called the Black Hole...if that does not yell 'mos I dont know what does. Plus they do have a very liberal eyeliner/mascera policy as a fanbase.


:Broncos:

SureShot
12-03-2011, 06:48 PM
Holy ****! It's a REVelation!

Paladin
12-03-2011, 07:47 PM
And they like to play with little plastic swords.

What would Freud call that...........?

Something to do with jerks........

epicSocialism4tw
12-03-2011, 07:48 PM
And they like to play with little plastic swords.

What would Freud call that...........?

Something to do with jerks........

If Freud was around today and could keep is face out of piles of cocaine, he'd call himself a weirdo.

Paladin
12-03-2011, 08:51 PM
But he died with a good cigar.........

Bronx33
12-03-2011, 09:20 PM
Let's expand this thread and Mock some Faider fans.

I'll take that ****-stain Maximus. Quite possibly the worst football poster with a completely undeserved opinion of himself. Here's a prediction thread where he toots his own prediction ability.

....and here's some gems from that very thread:


We're taking Adrian Peterson!



http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-2.html#post1308

Megatron is a BUST!



http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-2.html#post1324

Okay, NOW we're taking Brady Quinn!



http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-3.html#post1570

We WON'T draft McFadden, that's for sure!



http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-6.html#post9281

I call this one "Are you ****ing kidding me?!?!?!"



http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-7.html#post15409

Maxipad suggesting Oakland select Mack or Unger at 7 overall (FYI, mid 2nd round pick) lol:



http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-9.html#post35444



http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-8.html#post32436

I call this "I WANT CLAUSEN!" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL



http://www.raiderfans.org/oakland-raiders-forum/1-un-official-im-declaring-myself-official-insider-thread-11.html#post38104

Skipped 2011 Draft Prediction...

FYI, didn't even include a lot of HILARIOUS self congratulating for his awesome predictions and "success rate" (which is literally below 0...) and at least half a dozen references to his "inside sources" Hilarious!Hilarious!Hilarious!

I'm done gathering all my information from my sources.

This one made me wonder who was his source i am going to guess it looks something like this.

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/4262/8ballg.jpg

Doggcow
12-03-2011, 09:21 PM
He's a raiders fan...

Tyrell Jones
12-04-2011, 12:25 PM
the denver bronco fanz are the biggest sissies in all of sports, yall let other fans take over your crib

when we the raiders come to town we take over invesho

typical broncho fan below

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Dagmar
12-04-2011, 12:34 PM
How many points have you scored on Miami Tyrell?

Tyrell Jones
12-04-2011, 01:12 PM
How many points have you scored on Miami Tyrell?

yall are losing bigtime to the weak vikings

SoCalBronco
12-04-2011, 01:19 PM
yall are losing bigtime to the weak vikings

We're down by 8 and we have the ball.

Meanwhile, Miami is injecting Oakland with AIDS. So STFU.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-04-2011, 01:27 PM
yall are losing bigtime to the weak vikings

your losing big time to the dolphins do you really have room to talk, we are down by 1 atm.
oh wait your a troll ok nm

Bronx33
12-04-2011, 01:36 PM
tyrell you're gawd damn money!!! lmao!!

Tyrell Jones
12-04-2011, 02:03 PM
yall lose

Lev Vyvanse
12-04-2011, 02:07 PM
yall lose

Thank you!!!!

KO5K
12-04-2011, 02:21 PM
Thanks again Tyrell!

TheReverend
12-04-2011, 02:21 PM
Oops.

Over estimated Oakland by calling Miami by 10. Seems they're dramatically worse than that.

Sir_Robin
12-04-2011, 02:28 PM
Lol - be sure to add that one to tyty's prediction thread.

24champ
12-04-2011, 02:36 PM
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L.A. BRONCOS FAN
12-04-2011, 02:38 PM
Ha ha ha! :laugh:

Jokeland getting exposed as the sh*t team we all knew they were.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-04-2011, 02:43 PM
yall are losing bigtime to the weak vikings

thank you tyrell your still perfect

IHaveALight
12-04-2011, 02:51 PM
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Gort
12-04-2011, 02:54 PM
thank you tyrell your still perfect

i love it when Tyrell posts his predictions.

keep it up Tyrell. you have lots of fans on the OM.

:~ohyah!:

lolcopter
12-04-2011, 02:55 PM
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Kid A
12-04-2011, 02:56 PM
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24champ
12-04-2011, 03:05 PM
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Paladin
12-04-2011, 03:12 PM
Way to go Tyrellll!!!!!!!!

Broncos couldn't hav done it without you!!!


Well, maybe they could.


Chokers need your help......

24champ
12-04-2011, 05:25 PM
Don't want to make a new thread, but my calculations are that the magic number is 4.

Broncos need to win 2 games and the Raiders need to lose 2 in order to clinch the division?

Ugly Duck
12-04-2011, 05:34 PM
Its happened.... its here. Amazing but true.... Denver has just grabbed the inside track on the division. Who wudda thunk it? Raiders were dominated on both sides of the line in Miami. Dolphins thrashed them in every phase of the game. Broncos pulled off yet another miracle - gave up 500 yards to the Minnesota Ponders.... & yet still managed to win. They lead the division on tiebreakers, 3-2 in the AFCW & 6-3 in the conference. Raiders will lose @Packers next week, Broncos are in the driver's seat. In the preseason, I picked Denver to wallow in the AFCW cellar. Shows how much I know. Now we all admit.... the Denver Freakin Broncos, with Tim Fuggin Tebow under center, are in control of the AFC West. Its a turvy, topsy world....

Bronx33
12-04-2011, 05:58 PM
see that wasn't so hard

TheReverend
12-04-2011, 06:02 PM
Its happened.... its here. Amazing but true.... Denver has just grabbed the inside track on the division. Who wudda thunk it? Raiders were dominated on both sides of the line in Miami. Dolphins thrashed them in every phase of the game. Broncos pulled off yet another miracle - gave up 500 yards to the Minnesota Ponders.... & yet still managed to win. They lead the division on tiebreakers, 3-2 in the AFCW & 6-3 in the conference. Raiders will lose @Packers next week, Broncos are in the driver's seat. In the preseason, I picked Denver to wallow in the AFCW cellar. Shows how much I know. Now we all admit.... the Denver Freakin Broncos, with Tim Fuggin Tebow under center, are in control of the AFC West. Its a turvy, topsy world....

It's not a turvy, topsy world.

This is where Denver belongs. This is where guys like Champ, Dawkins, Miller, Elvis and Tebow belong. At the top.

Because they're champions.

Perry1977
12-04-2011, 06:13 PM
Toot toot goes the Failboat!

Bacchus
12-04-2011, 06:21 PM
So now that we've officially put the Chargers out of their misery this season, time to track Failboat Oakland and their impending crash into the iceberg that is their schedule to hand Denver the keys to the AFCW.

A resurgent Miami team that has frankly become extremely good. After narrowly losing to the Giants on the road, they physically and mentally molested KC in Arrowhead, held a Shanahan offense to single digit points, followed that with the same against an explosive Buffalo team, and narrowly lost to Dallas at the Death Star. In fact, the last time Miami lost at home was to Tebow's first 2011 miracle. Miami should physically dominate an Oakland front 7 that's tired and overplayed and lacking McClain due to prison lol.

Prediction: Miami by 10

The Green Bay Packers... seriously that's all I'm going to say.

Prediction: Green Bay by 24

The Detroit Lions, most likely without Suh. Still SO much more explosive, scoring more frequently and more consistently and significantly better at taking care of the football. This weekend the #27 Pass D (prob lower after meeting the Packers) meets Megatron and gets taken out like Starscream.

Prediction: Detroit by 17

Oakland travels to Arrowhead. Never mind that the last time they played, KC shut them out and drubbed them 28-0. Never mind the mystique of playing @ Arrowhead in the dead of winter. In this game, Orton realizes it's one of his last chances to salvage a career in a contract year and lights up these fruits in make-up and shoulder pads one last time until their tears streak their mascara.

Prediction: Chiefs by 7

And lastly... the San Diego Chargers. This time, the most talented team wins... in convincing fashion.

Prediction: Chargers by 21

Good senario, though KC is only a game back so I think the Fade should beat KC and then Denver would be at least two games up on everyone.

bowtown
12-04-2011, 06:24 PM
Good senario, though KC is only a game back so I think the Fade should beat KC and then Denver would be at least two games up on everyone.

KC is 2 games back.

TheReverend
12-04-2011, 06:25 PM
KC is 2 games back.

KC is 2.5 games back.

Bacchus
12-04-2011, 06:25 PM
KC is 2 games back.

I thought they were 6-6, my bad. Let's hope the fade ends the season with a perfect 0-5 record!!!!

WolfpackGuy
12-04-2011, 06:26 PM
At least the Faid will only owe the Bengals a second rounder to go with that first rounder they threw away for Palmer.

Idgits.

Archer81
12-04-2011, 06:26 PM
Miracles happen. When you believe...


:Broncos:

TDmvp
12-04-2011, 06:35 PM
http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/3972/failboatw.jpg
!Booya!

Ugly Duck
12-04-2011, 06:50 PM
It's not a turvy, topsy world. This is where Denver belongs.

Going from Luck-Bowl contender to division leader is pretty dang turvy-topsy. Its like some kinda miracle. Congrats on the AFCW driver's seat... but we're still riding shotgun...

TheReverend
12-04-2011, 07:21 PM
Going from Luck-Bowl contender to division leader is pretty dang turvy-topsy. Its like some kinda miracle. Congrats on the AFCW driver's seat... but we're still riding shotgun...

You'll all be in the back seat once Green Bay, Detroit, and even SD get done with you.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-04-2011, 07:34 PM
i love it when Tyrell posts his predictions.

keep it up Tyrell. you have lots of fans on the OM.

:~ohyah!:

gave tyrell positive rep for being soo accurate in his reverse prediction so tyrell ready to get on the fail boat?
:thumbs::sailaway::raidersux:smashraid:raidstink

strafen
12-04-2011, 08:44 PM
I thought they were 6-6, my bad. Let's hope the fade ends the season with a perfect 0-5 record!!!!SD has lost 6 games in a row and are dead last :thumbs:

DHallblows
12-04-2011, 08:51 PM
Going from Luck-Bowl contender to division leader is pretty dang turvy-topsy. Its like some kinda miracle. Congrats on the AFCW driver's seat... but we're still riding shotgun...

There's nothing topsy turvy about changing to a more affective QB. You seem to have us confused with KC...or you guys the past decade.

Ugly Duck
12-04-2011, 08:57 PM
You'll all be in the back seat once Green Bay, Detroit, and even SD get done with you.

Raider's only hope is beating both KC & Sandy Eggo & praying for a Donk stumble. Its possible if the lines start playing well again and McFadden and Moore and Ford and Taiwan come off the injured list. Due respect to Denver's amazing climb to the top, but Oakland isn't dead just yet....

There's nothing topsy turvy about changing to a more affective QB.

Granted. I was referring to Denver going from 1-4 in last place to the division lead. Not an insult... thats a pretty dang amazing feat.

DHallblows
12-04-2011, 09:27 PM
More importantly, I don't like your switching of topsy and turvy in "topsy-turvy"

Rolandftw
12-04-2011, 09:31 PM
Agreed that Oakland isn't done yet. A lot can happen in the last four games. And even if they don't catch Denver, winning 3 out of 4 would put them in the wild card hunt too.

Got to play a lot better then they did against Miami tho. I haven't caught the game yet, but just based on the stats and replays, it looked bad.

Bronx33
12-04-2011, 09:32 PM
Question is will the fade do well enough to justify max to come out of hiding?

BroncsCheer
12-04-2011, 09:39 PM
Agreed that Oakland isn't done yet. A lot can happen in the last four games. And even if they don't catch Denver, winning 3 out of 4 would put them in the wild card hunt too.

Got to play a lot better then they did against Miami tho. I haven't caught the game yet, but just based on the stats and replays, it looked bad.

It was bad.

My favorite part was Janikowski trying to trip the Dolphins kickoff return guy at the beginning of the 2nd half. Fat bastard was about 2 seconds and 3 yards late - awesome schadenfreude!:thumbsup:

McDman
12-04-2011, 09:46 PM
Our remaining schedule is much more favorable than the Faid. I hope we just keep on winning.

Ugly Duck
12-04-2011, 10:22 PM
Got to play a lot better then they did against Miami tho. I haven't caught the game yet, but just based on the stats and replays, it looked bad.

Raider lines were absolutely demolished on both sides of the ball.... all game long. Miami embarrassed OAK in all phases of the game. It was a slaughter until trash time in the 4th quarter.

SoCalBronco
12-04-2011, 10:35 PM
IMO, DEN needs 3 more wins to win this division. There is a decent shot 2 more will do it, but I think 3 will definitely do it.

24champ
12-04-2011, 11:06 PM
IMO, DEN needs 3 more wins to win this division. There is a decent shot 2 more will do it, but I think 3 will definitely do it.

I think two gets us in, I don't see the Raiders faring well in the next couple games.

It would be a swift kick in the nuts to the Raiders, because their management tossed their future aside for bums like Palmer. :giggle:

SoCalBronco
12-04-2011, 11:15 PM
I think two gets us in, I don't see the Raiders faring well in the next couple games.

It would be a swift kick in the nuts to the Raiders, because their management tossed their future aside for bums like Palmer. :giggle:

Looking at the schedules, OAK has it a bit harder but if you compare it week to week, I could definitely see us ending up tied. It really depends on the Detroit game for Oakland, which is at Oakland. Detroit is playing like **** right now, although that game they'll have Suh back. The key is we have to win this week and they will lose at GB. If we can't gain that full game this week, then there will be trouble. That's crucial.

cutthemdown
12-04-2011, 11:25 PM
Where are all the Raider trolls we usually have? Don't Be Messin? Raiders getting tebowed all the way out of the playoffs. You thought it was your yr, you were wrong it's Bronco time again baby!

cutthemdown
12-04-2011, 11:26 PM
Raider's only hope is beating both KC & Sandy Eggo & praying for a Donk stumble. Its possible if the lines start playing well again and McFadden and Moore and Ford and Taiwan come off the injured list. Due respect to Denver's amazing climb to the top, but Oakland isn't dead just yet....



Granted. I was referring to Denver going from 1-4 in last place to the division lead. Not an insult... thats a pretty dang amazing feat.

Raiders have serious issues on the defensive side of the ball.

enjolras
12-04-2011, 11:29 PM
IMO, DEN needs 3 more wins to win this division. There is a decent shot 2 more will do it, but I think 3 will definitely do it.

More than likely 2 will do it as long as one of them is KC. A Raiders loss to either KC or SD and a Broncos win against KC gives them a tie-breaker. I really think the Raiders will lose 2 more. Next week against GB and they have a real shot at losing any of the 3 after that.

So 3 wins is a virtual lock (a 10 win season?!?!) while 2 wins is probably like 70% as long as one of those is KC.

enjolras
12-04-2011, 11:31 PM
Raiders have serious issues on the defensive side of the ball.

Seymour got tossed again, it wouldn't surprise me to see the NFL sit him a game. He's had a bunch of personal fouls this season.

McClain might run into some trouble at some point as well.

They're going to just keep getting worse.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-04-2011, 11:41 PM
gee max isnt here to take her lumps now where she go prison ? lol

Rolandftw
12-05-2011, 12:32 AM
Raider lines were absolutely demolished on both sides of the ball.... all game long. Miami embarrassed OAK in all phases of the game. It was a slaughter until trash time in the 4th quarter.

After watching the quick version of the game on game rewind, that seems like an accurate analysis.

The few drives that seemed to be going okay for oakland, ended up dying because of penalties or dropped passes.

Will be interesting to see if either Seymour or McClain get suspended. Wouldn't surprise me to see both get 1 game suspensions.

Kaylore
12-12-2011, 09:58 AM
TOOT TOOT!!!

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b386/rockcrawler69/FAIL/failboatnowboarding.jpg

lolcopter
12-12-2011, 10:01 AM
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SureShot
12-12-2011, 10:02 AM
Fail Boat indeed.

<table class="mod-data"><tbody><tr class="even" align="right"><td style="text-align: left;">C. Palmer (http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/4459/carson-palmer)</td><td>24/42</td><td>245</td><td>5.8</td><td>1</td><td>4</td><td>42.4</td></tr></tbody></table>

TheReverend
12-12-2011, 10:15 AM
Oakland is only doing what Oakland does and Raider fans are only getting what they deserve. The light of Tebow will destroy them.

SureShot
12-12-2011, 11:06 AM
Oakland is only doing what Oakland does and Raider fans are only getting what they deserve. The light of Tebow will destroy them.

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WolfpackGuy
12-12-2011, 11:08 AM
It seems the more Palmer plays, the worse he gets.

TheReverend
12-22-2011, 04:07 PM
Bump! Just a lil more to go

Inkana7
12-22-2011, 04:30 PM
Jacoby Ford and McFadden didn't practice again, looks like they'll miss the game. The failboat appears to be pulling into port.

Smiling Assassin27
12-22-2011, 04:32 PM
Jacoby Ford and McFadden didn't practice again, looks like they'll miss the game. The failboat appears to be pulling into port.

McFadden's aiming for next week v the bolts but if they're out of the race by then, he'll probably just sit it out.

Kid A
12-22-2011, 05:26 PM
http://i.imgur.com/nuLCX.gif

Rohirrim
12-22-2011, 05:35 PM
I can't root for either of those teams. I hope they both implode. Is there any way both can lose?

Miss I.
12-22-2011, 05:51 PM
Coincidentally, I was in a hospital waiting room, awaiting a friend going through chemo when I was reading two Sports Illustrated. One was older from October and had an article on Tebow and his awesomeness and the other was more recent and it was some sort of follow up what is JaMarcus Russell doing now. I guess the JaMarcus thing was supposed to make me feel sorry for him or reconsider that he might be worth a team taking a look at, but nope, not so much. He still sounds like someone who thinks they can slack off and has excuses for everything. I think it's really nice that he donates money to his local community, but that still doesn't abdicate his responsibility to work hard to be a great NFL QB. It just highlighted for me the huge variance between Tebow and that Raiders reject. Tebow has things to work out, no doubt, but he does put in the effort which is clear in the improvements I see week to week. JaMarcus may have had some talent at some point, but who would know when he doesn't even really try and constantly performed badly on the field.

Archedamian
12-22-2011, 11:57 PM
I can't root for either of those teams. I hope they both implode. Is there any way both can lose?

Tie maybe?

Pick Six
12-23-2011, 10:02 AM
Tie maybe?

A tie would work, provided that we win at least 1 of the 2 remaining games...

Kaylore
01-05-2012, 03:45 PM
http://d37nnnqwv9amwr.cloudfront.net/photos/images/original/000/029/367/shipment-of-fail.jpg?1318992465

...and it delivered the Playoffs to us! Thanks Raiders...and thank YOU Failboat!

:strong:

TheReverend
01-05-2012, 03:47 PM
If things go according to THIS plan, we win the division THIS weekend lol.

Just to be safe let's take 3 more :)

Well I'll be darned if that isn't just exactly what happened. Just sayin....

;)

epicSocialism4tw
01-05-2012, 04:00 PM
I wonder what happened to Tyrell?

bowtown
01-05-2012, 04:01 PM
I wonder what happened to Tyrell?

I was just thinking the same thing. This team hasn't been the same since he stopped coming around here. I'd really feel a lot better if he would stop by sometime before Sunday to tell us how badly we are going to lose. It's like the reverse Bob mojo times infinity.

TheReverend
09-13-2012, 07:51 AM
Bump. This fail boat has yet to stop!

TheReverend
09-13-2012, 07:52 AM
Bump. This fail boat has yet to stop!

TheReverend
09-13-2012, 07:57 AM
Bump. This fail boat has yet to stop!

ColoradoDarin
09-13-2012, 08:38 AM
The raiders got tired of the boats failing, so they figured they couldn't go wrong on a train....




http://games.dcu.ie/wiki/images/e/e7/Fail-train.jpg

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
09-13-2012, 09:51 AM
so where is Nostradamus aka max and terell at ? cmon you twins of psychicness come on out and give us your predictions

Drunken.Broncoholic
09-13-2012, 10:56 AM
How about dontbemessin? She was runnin her mouth all summer.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
09-13-2012, 11:38 AM
How about dontbemessin? She was runnin her mouth all summer.

i didnt see that i was either watching news about waldo canyon fire or dropping my jaw at the temp being 105 for a few days or being in smoke on and off since it started lol

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
09-13-2012, 11:39 AM
but i do enjoy the raiders failing every season