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MajorGCG
12-01-2011, 01:10 PM
More brilliance from the Journal:

Every day we are reminded of more things Tim Tebow can't do. He cannot throw a proper pass. He cannot stand still in the pocket. He can't run a conventional offense. He runs, but he doesn't run gracefully. He runs upright and frantic. He runs like he's stealing a toaster from the mall.

He's a cavalcade of failures. Why the Denver Broncos give him a paycheck, nobody knows.

Because Tim Tebow never lets you relax. He never puts a football game away in the first quarter. He forces you to watch the whole thing, with commercials and no fast-forwards. It's never pretty.

He doesn't put up Tom Brady's numbers. He doesn't put up Tom Brokaw's numbers. He's not impressing Broncos legend John Elway. John Elway acts as if he'd let the Broncos bus abandon Tim Tebow at a rest stop.

"Oh, where's Tim?" John Elway would say forty miles down the road. "Hmmm, that's too bad."



http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203833104577070351117638504.html?m od=e2tw

Houshyamama
12-01-2011, 01:11 PM
Figures the article was written by a Gay.

Shotgun Willie
12-01-2011, 01:15 PM
He forces you to watch the whole thing, with commercials and no fast-forwards.

Not to nitpick, but that really makes no sense. Unless they're saying that Tebow personally disabled everyone's DVR boxes.

(Just to clarify, I'm not saying he couldn't do it. Clearly, he could if he wanted to. I'm just saying he hasn't broken mine.......yet.)

Armchair Bronco
12-01-2011, 01:16 PM
I liked the article. It was funny and well written and easier to parse than a Woody Paige missive.

Just make sure you read the whole thing. The punch line is, naturally, the last sentence.

bronco militia
12-01-2011, 01:17 PM
Tim Tebow never, ever makes everybody happy. He can't really do anything besides win football games. Since when did anyone care about that?


nice work

bendog
12-01-2011, 01:21 PM
Decent attempt at humor that will not be well received by the humorless.

Spider
12-01-2011, 01:25 PM
LMAO so anyone that isnt blowing tebow or has a Dream to blow Tebow , will be posted about here at the mane

Armchair Bronco
12-01-2011, 01:33 PM
LMAO so anyone that isnt blowing tebow or has a Dream to blow Tebow , will be posted about here at the mane

Huh? No makie sensei.

Play2win
12-01-2011, 01:34 PM
He runs like he's stealing a toaster from the mall... Ha-Ha love it!! Hilarious!

Spider
12-01-2011, 01:36 PM
Huh? No makie sensei.

go have another drink ......... and dont worry about it

bendog
12-01-2011, 01:40 PM
He runs like he's stealing a toaster from the mall... Ha-Ha love it!! Hilarious!

I know. The funny thing was even though it was satire, that line was not totally untrue. Similar to Q: What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and John Elway?
A: One drives a slow, white Bronco. The other is a slow, white Bronco.

OBF1
12-01-2011, 01:42 PM
LMAO so anyone that isnt blowing tebow or has a Dream to blow Tebow , will be posted about here at the mane

Ever notice that Spider never had a Tebow article/thread/post written about him :rofl:

bendog
12-01-2011, 01:48 PM
the Big Tebowski?

http://blogs.denverpost.com/broncos/2011/11/29/espn-columnist-tim-tebow-broncos-running-high-school-offense/10916/

Bronco Rob
12-01-2011, 01:55 PM
LOL!

lolcopter
12-01-2011, 02:20 PM
He doesn't put up Tom Brady's numbers. He doesn't put up Tom Brokaw's numbers. He's not impressing Broncos legend John Elway. John Elway acts as if he'd let the Broncos bus abandon Tim Tebow at a rest stop.

wat

Mouth
12-01-2011, 03:08 PM
If you don't "get" the article (edit: and you are commenting on it) you are just making us all look bad.

Mouth

Spoiler: He is winning

(Edit: "Better to be thought a fool, than open your mouth and remove all doubt")

Garcia Bronco
12-01-2011, 03:29 PM
Actually the offense he runs is conventional, but that would depend on your defintion of conventional.