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tsiguy96
11-30-2011, 03:04 AM
Let send out these guys, will anyone notice?
http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/hash/2e/61/2e611be773b833ef32f15b86c2369b3d.png

Man-Goblin
11-30-2011, 04:24 AM
redicules

tsiguy96
11-30-2011, 04:50 AM
meh, ill change it to stick with the theme.

TheReverend
11-30-2011, 04:54 AM
We lose so badly, the Jaguars sell US.

tsiguy96
11-30-2011, 04:54 AM
redicules

http://www.shorestore.com/v/vspfiles/photos/sku000003-2t.jpg

http://funfive.net/images/Come%20at%20me%20bro!.jpg

TheReverend
11-30-2011, 04:54 AM
We lose so badly, Jack Del Rio refuses to interview here.

ColoradoDarin
11-30-2011, 04:55 AM
We lose 73-8. Ponder plays like the baby cloned from half Cunningham and half Tarkenton. The good news is that we score the 8 point on 4 safeties, the bad news is that the Vikings felt bad for us and just ran back out of the end zone and called it Jim Marshall Day.

Miss I.
11-30-2011, 05:08 AM
We lose so badly that the networks black out our remaining games and just show reruns of Nick Novak peeing on the sidelines with running commentary from Dan Fouts on proper technique.

orinjkrush
11-30-2011, 05:34 AM
we suck so bad that the ENTIRE stadium Tea Bows in a mega mockery. then they blow their stupid horn.

strafen
11-30-2011, 05:42 AM
Let send out these guys, will anyone notice?
http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/hash/2e/61/2e611be773b833ef32f15b86c2369b3d.png

We lose so bad tsiguy96 finally uses uppercase in his sentences.
Wait! :o

ElwayMD
11-30-2011, 05:52 AM
Is there even a chance we will win?

BowlenBall
11-30-2011, 06:02 AM
We lose so badly, we get relegated to the CFL, and are renamed the Colorado Ruffriders.

oubronco
11-30-2011, 06:04 AM
We lose so badly the league makes Tebow MVP

Old Dude
11-30-2011, 06:06 AM
We lose so bad Joe Kapp gives us a flower.

tsiguy96
11-30-2011, 06:13 AM
We lose so bad tsiguy96 finally uses uppercase in his sentences.
Wait! :o

I am trying to transition. If you go back and read my posts, they are on and off with upper cases, some have it and some don't. Progress....however my plan is to continue using upper cases (when I remember) until the broncos lose, which is in roughly 4 days.

BowlenBall
11-30-2011, 06:20 AM
Tim Tebow makes tsiguy96 want to be a better man.... Now THAT'S magical!

Jesterhole
11-30-2011, 06:31 AM
We lose so bad we move to Jacksonville

Gutless Drunk
11-30-2011, 06:57 AM
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/features/writers/prisco/picks

"Denver Broncos at Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings 20
Denver Broncos 13

This is Tim Tebow vs. Christian Ponder in a battle of rookie starters. Tebow is on a roll, but how long can it last with the style they are using? Tebow struggles to pass the football, and this is a second consecutive road game and it's outside the division. I'll take the rookie passer who can throw it, and that's Ponder."

Kaylore
11-30-2011, 06:58 AM
We lose so bad the viQueens win.

Kaylore
11-30-2011, 06:58 AM
We lose so bad the Colts loss is upgraded to a win by comparison.

Kaylore
11-30-2011, 06:59 AM
We lose so bad, Michael J Fox's finger paintings look like Picasso by comparison.

Kaylore
11-30-2011, 07:00 AM
We lose so bad, diabeetus.

http://img.anongallery.org/img/5/7/i-dont-always-eat-cake-diabeetus.jpg

bowtown
11-30-2011, 07:02 AM
We lose so bad, McNabb loses 40 pounds, gets garbage time minutes, and only throws up 3 times while scoring 7 TDs.

Stagger Lee
11-30-2011, 07:07 AM
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/features/writers/prisco/picks

"Denver Broncos at Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings 20
Denver Broncos 13

This is Tim Tebow vs. Christian Ponder in a battle of rookie starters. Tebow is on a roll, but how long can it last with the style they are using? Tebow struggles to pass the football, and this is a second consecutive road game and it's outside the division. I'll take the rookie passer who can throw it, and that's Ponder."

Prisco does realize that this is Tebow's second year in the league, right?

Anyway, we lose so bad that a Kardashian relationship looks good in comparison to our effort.

bowtown
11-30-2011, 07:12 AM
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/features/writers/prisco/picks

"Denver Broncos at Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings 20
Denver Broncos 13

This is Tim Tebow vs. Christian Ponder in a battle of rookie starters. Tebow is on a roll, but how long can it last with the style they are using? Tebow struggles to pass the football, and this is a second consecutive road game and it's outside the division. I'll take the rookie passer who can throw it, and that's Ponder."

So let's see, Phylis Rivers and his high flying offense put up 13 against us, but Christian Ponder minus AD is going to get 20. Gotcha.

ColoradoDarin
11-30-2011, 07:13 AM
So let's see, Phylis Rivers and his high flying offense put up 13 against us, but Christian Ponder minus AD is going to get 20. Gotcha.

We lose so bad, Christian Ponder minus AD is going to get 20 points against us.

crowebomber
11-30-2011, 07:19 AM
We lose so badly, Tebow rents a boat and a few strippers to reenact the Love Boat incedent on Lake Minnetonka.

Broncbow
11-30-2011, 07:20 AM
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/features/writers/prisco/picks

"Denver Broncos at Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings 20
Denver Broncos 13

This is Tim Tebow vs. Christian Ponder in a battle of rookie starters. Tebow is on a roll, but how long can it last with the style they are using? Tebow struggles to pass the football, and this is a second consecutive road game and it's outside the division. I'll take the rookie passer who can throw it, and that's Ponder."

I'll take the guy who is 1-4 rather than the guy who is 5-1. Ha!;DHa!

We lose so bad, Elway & Fox come together laughing at the fans claiming we told you so, before cutting Tebow later that Monday afternoon.

bowtown
11-30-2011, 07:22 AM
We lose so bad Broncbow starts posting 10 paragraph rants on chiefsplanet about how Pioli and Haley are conspiring to keep Orton on the sidelines.

ColoradoDarin
11-30-2011, 07:23 AM
We lose so bad the Metrodome collapses without any snow.

bowtown
11-30-2011, 07:24 AM
We lose so bad the Metrodome collapses without any snow.

This is a very real possibility even if we win.

Pick Six
11-30-2011, 09:11 AM
We lose so bad that Mock rises from the grave to give everybody a big STFU...

*Miss you, Mock (especially this week)*

Kaylore
11-30-2011, 10:27 AM
We lose so bad, Chris Carter's plastic eyebrows peel off.

Rohirrim
11-30-2011, 10:39 AM
We lose so bad, AP gets four TDs...






on crutches.

Rohirrim
11-30-2011, 10:41 AM
We lose so bad, Dierdorf starts to sound pretty good.

SonOfLe-loLang
11-30-2011, 10:45 AM
We lose so bad, the Vikings finance their new stadium simply based on how well they played in this game

Archer81
11-30-2011, 10:46 AM
We lose so bad alpha seirra starts to makes sense.


:Broncos:

TheReverend
11-30-2011, 10:59 AM
We lose so bad, Randy Moss moons the Vikings for running up the score.

Sir_Robin
11-30-2011, 11:08 AM
We lose so bad our TOP is -2:00.

TailgateNut
11-30-2011, 11:13 AM
We lose so bad alpha seirra starts to makes sense.


:Broncos:


That's impossible.

vonqkilla
11-30-2011, 11:22 AM
We lose so bad Prince writes a song about it.

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TotallyScrewed
11-30-2011, 11:41 AM
Tim Tebow makes tsiguy96 a better man.... Now THAT'S magical!

FIFY

Archer81
11-30-2011, 11:54 AM
That's impossible.


Highly improbable, but definately possible.


:Broncos:

HighCountryBronco
11-30-2011, 11:59 AM
We lose so bad, diabeetus.

http://img.anongallery.org/img/5/7/i-dont-always-eat-cake-diabeetus.jpg

Fing hilarious!!!! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

Popps
11-30-2011, 12:01 PM
I expect a press conference any moment now from Fox, saying that we've forfeited this game due to safety and psychological concerns for our players. After all, we run a "college offense" and the Vikings are a professional NFL team.

Better safe than sorry.

HighCountryBronco
11-30-2011, 12:16 PM
We lose so bad Richard Simmons poops his pants, biatch slaps Royal, and starts horse collaring the entire organization, resulting in his hiring as defensive backs coach and mascot.

BMF Bronco
11-30-2011, 12:42 PM
Prisco does realize that this is Tebow's second year in the league, right?

Anyway, we lose so bad that a Kardashian relationship looks good in comparison to our effort.

the moron has since changed it to "young starters" but still has the "rookie who can pass" part in there.

BMF Bronco
11-30-2011, 12:43 PM
and we lose so bad the Colts feel sorry for us and give us the straight shot to Andrew Luck.

55CrushEm
11-30-2011, 12:45 PM
We lose so bad, Chris Carter's plastic eyebrows peel off.

LOL

BroncsCheer
11-30-2011, 01:58 PM
We lose so badly, that Bowlen changes the team's name to the Denver Brony's

bendog
11-30-2011, 02:01 PM
We lose so badly the fans forgive Tarkington

bowtown
11-30-2011, 02:11 PM
We lose so badly the fans forgive Tarkington

We lose so bad Fran Tarkenton actually changes his name to Fran Tarkington.

Kaylore
11-30-2011, 02:36 PM
We lose so bad Fran Tarkenton actually changes his name to Fran Tarkington.

LOL SonofLelo-lang did that to me with "Bruce Springstein" in another "we lose so bad" thread saying we lose so bad he converts to Judaism. ROFL!

mkporter
11-30-2011, 02:47 PM
We lose so bad Skip Bayless says that Tebow might only be an above average QB.

TheReverend
11-30-2011, 02:49 PM
We lose so badly that Belichick chastises Leslie Frasier for poor sportsmanship.

bendog
11-30-2011, 03:01 PM
We lose so badly Garrison Keillor says Father Emil molested young tim tebow.

Grover
11-30-2011, 03:19 PM
We lose so badly that we have to re-hire Larry Coyer as Defensive Coordinator

canadianbroncosfan
11-30-2011, 04:01 PM
We lose so badly, we get relegated to the CFL, and are renamed the Colorado Ruffriders.

So when I read the one last week from San Diego I had no idea this was a weekly thing, my bad guys. Also my apologies to those that needed to respond and explain it to me.

Anyways after losing so bad this week we not only get relegated but we don't even make the playoffs in the CFL (3 of 4 teams per division make it)

sinuous sausage
11-30-2011, 05:18 PM
we lose so bad we never joke about losing so bad again

brncs_fan
11-30-2011, 05:28 PM
We lose so bad that even the database errors want nothing to do with us.

tsiguy96
11-30-2011, 05:47 PM
Tim Tebow makes tsiguy96 want to be a better man.... Now THAT'S magical!

Love these come at me bro pictures, they are hilarious.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0LNvBCySGMY/Tb-9QAiW7CI/AAAAAAAAAOM/oHxp7mGEt6c/s1600/come-at-me-bro-turtle.jpg

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-30-2011, 07:53 PM
we lose soo badly because well Tebows contract with Satan expires so Tebow kills over , Orton comes back and throws 80 pick 6 goes fetal loses the ball like 40 times and that just in the first 10 minutes

bowtown
11-30-2011, 07:56 PM
we lose soo badly because well Tebows contract with Satan expires so Tebow kills over , Orton comes back and throws 80 pick 6 goes fetal loses the ball like 40 times and that just in the first 10 minutes

Do you also talk like that?

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-30-2011, 07:58 PM
Do you also talk like that?
we lose soo bad i start talking like that

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-30-2011, 08:00 PM
we lose soo badly the broncos move to Siberia

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-30-2011, 08:02 PM
we lose soo badly the pilot on the plane Tebow and the broncos on parachutes to safety and lets the broncos crash into the north pole killing Santa and the broncos thus ruining christmas

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-30-2011, 08:05 PM
we lose soo badly no 15 jerseys are put into the 99cent bin at Walmart.
no wait we lose soo badly Walmart gives away no 15 jerseys to the homeless .
or Walmart gives em to the less fortunate in South America and South America declares war on the USA

tsiguy96
12-01-2011, 04:50 AM
Just because these are still awesome to me...
Christian Ponder says
http://evansheline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Come-At-Me-Bro.jpg
Von miller and Dumervil decline.

Kaylore
12-01-2011, 06:59 AM
We lose so bad the networks put No Ordinary Family back on the air realizing it wasn't that bad.

FISH
12-01-2011, 07:10 AM
We lose so badly Miller has too play ironman....

rugbythug
12-01-2011, 08:19 AM
We lose so badly his name be becomes. Christian pounder.

alkemical
12-01-2011, 08:22 AM
If Miller's effectiveness is hampered due to his thumb - I give the edge to the Vikes.

bendog
12-01-2011, 08:24 AM
We lose so badly it stops snowing and the spring mosquitos move to canada

bendog
12-01-2011, 08:36 AM
We lose so bad that Jim Marshall comes out of retirement to score a TD for us.

Kaylore
12-02-2011, 08:01 AM
We lose so bad, it looks like our team was assaulted by real vikings.

TheReverend
12-02-2011, 08:30 AM
We lose so bad Christian Ponder wins Defensive Player of the Year.

Dr. Broncenstein
12-02-2011, 08:34 AM
We lose so bad, Von Miller swears off football to swirl wine with beatniks and BVP.

bronco militia
12-02-2011, 08:49 AM
We lose so bad, Von Miller swears off football to swirl wine with beatniks and BVP.

wow...that sounds gay

:rofl:

broncswin
12-02-2011, 08:53 AM
we lose so badly...the Broncos sign McNabb

broncswin
12-02-2011, 08:55 AM
we lose so badly...the vikings actually make that FG against the Falcons in the 97' NFC championship game and go on to beat us in the superbowl

broncswin
12-02-2011, 08:56 AM
we lose so badly....Jarred Allen turns me on

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-02-2011, 09:19 AM
We lose soo badly the broncos forfeit the rest of the season. TT goes off to play handball with Plummer but Plummer is soo enraged by Tebow after he lost the handball game badly he beats beats him to death with his racket

ChampBailey24
12-02-2011, 09:23 AM
we lose so bad we bring marcus nash back.

ChampBailey24
12-02-2011, 09:24 AM
We lose soo badly the broncos forfeit the rest of the season. TT goes off to play handball with Plummer but Plummer is soo enraged by Tebow after he lost the handball game badly he beats beats him to death with his racket

what racket?

BroncoInferno
12-02-2011, 09:25 AM
We lose so bad Donovan McNabb throws a TD pass even though he's been waived.

55CrushEm
12-02-2011, 09:26 AM
We lose so bad that my wife has pity sex with me.....AGAIN.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-02-2011, 09:26 AM
we lose soo badly that for now on they will just have a Twilight marathon ,the Justin Beiber story , after that just a test pattern instead of Bronco games also sports stations here will end up playing craptastic songs from Justin Beiber Jonas brothers sounds of cows mating

55CrushEm
12-02-2011, 09:27 AM
Then she has pity sex with Tim Tebow.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-02-2011, 09:29 AM
what racket?

don't use logic with me man ok he pulls one out of his bag and brains Tebow .
handball just some fictional crap Plummer made up . its not real

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-02-2011, 09:33 AM
we lose soo badly we wake up from this nightmare to realize its January 1998 . then we go on to play the Packers and then lose wake up realize its really December 11 2011 and we just lost 99 to 0

bronco militia
12-02-2011, 09:50 AM
don't use logic with me man ok he pulls one out of his bag and brains Tebow .
handball just some fictional crap Plummer made up . its not real

:rofl::rofl:

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ1D6ayRIfScEQcGamHycmaNAlplppVU HvUdAwZLnW-n9IH9w58dqqyksqG

alkemical
12-02-2011, 10:27 AM
Dammit militia - my eyes!!!!!!!

That One Guy
12-02-2011, 11:48 AM
Anyone else think Dan is a product of losing so bad once upon a time?

Something like, "We lose so bad someone shows up to the Mane with worse grammar and punctuation than tsiguy and spider combined"?

myMind
12-02-2011, 12:03 PM
he lost the handball game badly he beats beats him to death with his racket

^5

vonqkilla
12-02-2011, 12:21 PM
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We lose so bad Thom Brennaman changes his mind and declares spending the first half with Tebow starting the saddest thing he ever has seen and swan dives out of the press box bawling Noooooo!!!

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-02-2011, 12:39 PM
we lose soo badly
Colorado will be asked to leave the USA
mile high will be demolished to make way for the raiders hall of fame penitentiary correctional facility
JaMarcus Russell will be the starter after the first 10 minutes of the 1st quarter

bendog
12-02-2011, 01:46 PM
We lose so badly, Satan melts all the Minny snow.

Miss I.
12-02-2011, 05:01 PM
We lose so badly I agree to a three way with Chris Kuper and Kaylore.

ColoradoDarin
12-02-2011, 05:09 PM
We lose so badly I agree to a three way with Chris Kuper and Kaylore.

We lose so bad that Khan gives you more than a glance during the whole time...

Los Broncos
12-02-2011, 05:28 PM
Ponder will look like an all pro, that's for sure.

They're running game will drop 300 yards plus on us.

Vikings 35 Broncos 10

tsiguy96
12-02-2011, 05:39 PM
We lose so badly I agree to a three way with Chris Kuper and Kaylore.


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Miss I.
12-02-2011, 05:57 PM
We lose so badly I move to England permanently and take up watching Cricket.

Bronx33
12-02-2011, 05:58 PM
We lose so bad we all start watching soccer ( hey it worked last weekend) and sarcasm doesn't have a shelf life as far as i know.

Boogerboots
12-02-2011, 06:56 PM
We lose so badly, we get relegated to the CFL, and are renamed the Colorado Ruffriders.

That would complete the CFL realignment to create the most excellent Ruffrider division along with Saskatchewan and Ottawa...whenever the Ottawa Ruffies decide to come back.

http://www.aubreysantiques.com/footballpinback1oct4-2010.JPG

It's been awhile.

OrangeSe7en
12-02-2011, 07:00 PM
That would complete the CFL realignment to create the most excellent Ruffrider division along with Saskatchewan and Ottawa...whenever the Ottawa Ruffies decide to come back.

http://www.aubreysantiques.com/footballpinback1oct4-2010.JPG

It's been awhile.

I thought every team in Candadian football was called ther Rough Riders. Is it really only two?

Boogerboots
12-02-2011, 07:10 PM
We'll lose so badly... Tebow will see the err of his ways and voluntarily retire to take up a Viking Party Cruise Ship driver course followed up by a Favre sponsored Crank photography how-to class.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-02-2011, 07:13 PM
rough riders sounds like a condom brand

Boogerboots
12-02-2011, 07:15 PM
I thought every team in Candadian football was called ther Rough Riders. Is it really only two?

Ottawa is trying to come back but they haven't rebuilt the stadium yet. So there is only one right now.

It's a complicated mess in the courts but here's some details if you have time to kill... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Clair_Stadium

canadianbroncosfan
12-02-2011, 07:21 PM
I thought every team in Candadian football was called ther Rough Riders. Is it really only two?

Yes only two, we had far more non-stereotypical names to name Canadian Teams like the Eskimos and Alouettes.

broncosteven
12-02-2011, 07:22 PM
We lose so bad that Tebow gets busted with Daunte Culpepper "making it rain" on a tour of Loveboat cruises across the Land O Lakes.

That One Guy
12-02-2011, 07:23 PM
LOL

Nobody has jumped on "We lose so bad, we take up talking about CFL on the Mane" yet?

ColoradoDarin
12-02-2011, 07:27 PM
We lose so bad, we get relegated to the defunct NFL Europe.

canadianbroncosfan
12-02-2011, 07:33 PM
We lose so bad the CFL and NFL Europe won't take us that we get relegated to the XFL

broncosteven
12-02-2011, 07:53 PM
We lose so bad the CFL and NFL Europe won't take us that we get relegated to the XFL

We lose so bad we get kicked out of XFL and are forced to join the football league of a drug lord in Juarez Mexico. Not the Juarez Mexico Kingpin either, a drug lord who pushes skank weed he sells at Jr. Highs out of the back of his 1983 K car.

epicSocialism4tw
12-02-2011, 07:58 PM
Vikings 1414
Broncos 6

Tim Tebow throws 154 pick 6's and has 48 of his fumbles returned for TD's. McGahee scores when he picks up a Tebow fumble and returns it for a TD. Tebow fumbles the 2-point conversion try.

Archer81
12-02-2011, 08:12 PM
We lose so badly I move to England permanently and take up watching Cricket.


Rugby. You can't jump from the NFL to Crickett.


:Broncos:

t-diddy
12-02-2011, 11:11 PM
We lose so bad Roc Alexander is brought in to mentor Champ Bailey...

t-diddy
12-02-2011, 11:12 PM
We lose so bad that The Reverend apologizes to Maximus

bowtown
12-03-2011, 06:28 AM
We lose so bad Llama starts to question whether Bachmann and Cain are in fact presidential.

Broncbow
12-03-2011, 06:47 AM
We lose so bad that the fans insist that I be the NEW GM.

Kaylore
12-03-2011, 08:46 AM
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We lose so bad, helicopter dick doesn't even work.

Rohirrim
12-03-2011, 08:58 AM
We lose so badly, Tebow says, "**** it. I'm gonna get drunk and go nail this chick."

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7OC0YbG2fek/R1tN9Fm7R6I/AAAAAAAAEAI/xa1yz7s1yFg/s400/Tebow.jpg

rugbythug
12-03-2011, 09:14 AM
We lose so bad tebow drops to 235 to be more like other qb's

TheReverend
12-03-2011, 09:44 AM
We lose so bad that I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.

Miss I.
12-04-2011, 08:59 AM
Rugby. You can't jump from the NFL to Crickett.


:Broncos:

We lose so badly, Tim takes up cricket and the unintended Tebow effect is that people start watching it outside of the 3 people in England and Australia. The commentary is largely focused on how Tim holds the cricket bat and his footwork.

ICON
12-04-2011, 09:15 AM
We lose so bad that Milli Vanilli make a come back and Blame It On The Rain !


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RIP Rob Pilatus

theAPAOps5
12-04-2011, 09:18 AM
We lose so bad, Elway gets caught on camera peeing by the hateraid.....

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-04-2011, 09:36 AM
we lose so bad , we sign this kid to be our qb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_sBqXXVmyM