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BroncoBeavis
11-28-2011, 04:52 PM
Anyone got any good Viqueens photoshops or gifs?

Got a Vikes friend who needs some humbling before the big game.

Dagmar
11-28-2011, 04:58 PM
Peterson is out according to Schefter, we will win. all you need ;)

Chris
11-28-2011, 04:59 PM
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/71059_434447415620_6448713_n.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3xx20spBlmA/TOmxh4KZpVI/AAAAAAAAABY/NCSKTJfC_4c/s1600/vikings_funeral.jpg

Nwp-Apap
11-28-2011, 05:01 PM
Well if you wanna see the smack they're talking have a look at this...

http://www.vikingsmessageboard.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=23922

Disturbing, yet lol worthy.

Tombstone RJ
11-28-2011, 05:07 PM
Anyone got any good Viqueens photoshops or gifs?

Got a Vikes friend who needs some humbling before the big game.

The Broncos are gonna lose this game 72 to zip. You better get used to it right now.

Bronx33
11-28-2011, 05:12 PM
Well if you wanna see the smack they're talking have a look at this...

http://www.vikingsmessageboard.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=23922

Disturbing, yet lol worthy.


I love how people say they watched a game and its clear they didnt...lol!


I can't describe how much I hate to admit this ... but I'm afraid we may lose next week against Denver.

My position on Tim Tebow hasn't changed. He's terrible. The worst QB in the NFL. Worse than Curtis Painter. But I'm beginning to think this "God wants Tim Tebow to win" thing may actually have some merit.

I'm watching the game against San Diego, and I'm absolutely shaking my head in disbelief. Denver is playing like absolute dogsh*t on offense, as usual, and still the game is 10-7 Chargers at the half. Every loose ball is going Denver's way. Every flag thrown seems to be against San Diego. It's unbelievable.

The one thing Denver does well is play defense. They're REALLY good on D. John Fox has them playing like madmen. They rush the passer, they stop the run, they cover. That will keep them in the game, even though they should lose every game like they did to Detroit. And if it's close near then end, God will very likely smile on Tim Tebow.

Tombstone RJ
11-28-2011, 05:14 PM
Yep, the refs tried like hell to give the game to Sandy Eggo.

Armchair Bronco
11-28-2011, 05:15 PM
In Super Bowl IV (1970, Minnesota vs. Kansas City), the pre-game ceremony included a launching of 2 hot air balloons. The Vikings' balloon ended up crashing into the stands, and Kansas City went on to win the game.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4w-JccED398/S00fQEtxVQI/AAAAAAAAASQ/Rwyq19LG5sk/s400

Chris
11-28-2011, 05:19 PM
Funny we all latched on to the same post.

KO5K
11-28-2011, 05:20 PM
Just remind him that the Vikings are one of the least relevant teams in the NFL and no one gives a damn about them.

Armchair Bronco
11-28-2011, 05:22 PM
Ask him if they're planning to keep McNabb on their roster as an unused backup the entire season, or give him his walking papers like Denver did with Orton.

Inkana7
11-28-2011, 05:32 PM
Adrian Peterson - RB - Vikings
NFL Network's Jason La Canfora reported on Around the League Monday that he's "heard" Adrian Peterson (ankle) likely won't play in Week 13.
"I don't think it'll be this week, from what I've heard," said La Canfora. "High ankle sprain, that's a big deal for a running back. ... He may get out there and run around a little bit this week, but I have a hard time believing he'll be back in a starting capacity." La Canfora noted that the Vikings hoped Peterson would practice by Friday of last week, but it never materialized. Consider Peterson on the doubtful side of questionable for Week 13.

If AP doesn't play I'll feel a whooole lot better about this game.

theStifmeister
11-28-2011, 06:03 PM
trust me, the vikings will do everything in there will to lose this game

broncosteven
11-28-2011, 06:06 PM
Just remind him that the Vikings are one of the least relevant teams in the NFL and no one gives a damn about them.

Even Mock bailed on them, this would have been a great game for him, RIP.

SHFKHKDGKDJGHFjkgdsdlghsdlgi

(for old times)

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-28-2011, 06:12 PM
J. Kapp 11
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http://www.vikingsmessageboard.com/styles/acidtechpurple/theme/images/spacer.gif http://www.vikingsmessageboard.com/styles/acidtechpurple/imageset/icon_topic_latest.gif (http://www.vikingsmessageboard.com/viewtopic.php?p=409552&sid=9f80be5b30d0311bb9d8b90989d9b76a#p409552) Re: Next Week Must Win
I can't describe how much I hate to admit this ... but I'm afraid we may lose next week against Denver.

My position on Tim Tebow hasn't changed. He's terrible. The worst QB in the NFL. Worse than Curtis Painter. But I'm beginning to think this "God wants Tim Tebow to win" thing may actually have some merit.

I'm watching the game against San Diego, and I'm absolutely shaking my head in disbelief. Denver is playing like absolute dog**** on offense, as usual, and still the game is 10-7 Chargers at the half. Every loose ball is going Denver's way. Every flag thrown seems to be against San Diego. It's unbelievable.

The one thing Denver does well is play defense. They're REALLY good on D. John Fox has them playing like madmen. They rush the passer, they stop the run, they cover. That will keep them in the game, even though they should lose every game like they did to Detroit. And if it's close near then end, God will very likely smile on Tim Tebow.

sigh hes right we got lucky against all those teams we will lose badly 78- -100

Vegas_Bronco
11-28-2011, 06:16 PM
This might be the game we don't have to do the reach around to win...errs.. come from behind is what I meant to say.

Gort
11-28-2011, 06:19 PM
Yep, the refs tried like hell to give the game to Sandy Eggo.

we really need a JPEG of that obvious PI against Decker with the ref standing 5 yards away with a giant ****-eating grin on his face, refusing to throw a flag. Dan Fouts nearly had an aneurysm when he saw that.

broncosteven
11-28-2011, 06:19 PM
J. Kapp 11
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http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i255/lccmusicman/joekapp.jpg

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I can't describe how much I hate to admit this ... but I'm afraid we may lose next week against Denver.

My position on Tim Tebow hasn't changed. He's terrible. The worst QB in the NFL. Worse than Curtis Painter. But I'm beginning to think this "God wants Tim Tebow to win" thing may actually have some merit.

I'm watching the game against San Diego, and I'm absolutely shaking my head in disbelief. Denver is playing like absolute dog**** on offense, as usual, and still the game is 10-7 Chargers at the half. Every loose ball is going Denver's way. Every flag thrown seems to be against San Diego. It's unbelievable.

The one thing Denver does well is play defense. They're REALLY good on D. John Fox has them playing like madmen. They rush the passer, they stop the run, they cover. That will keep them in the game, even though they should lose every game like they did to Detroit. And if it's close near then end, God will very likely smile on Tim Tebow.

sigh hes right we got lucky against all those teams we will lose badly 78- -100

Tebow is very Kappesque. Kapp was one tough SOB and the Vikings won a lot of games because he was, he just sucked as a pure passer.

Gort
11-28-2011, 06:21 PM
Tebow is very Kappesque. Kapp was one tough SOB and the Vikings won a lot of games because he was, he just sucked as a pure passer.

Kapp just got into a fistfight up in Canada at some CFL old timers event. he's like 73 years old and was still pissed off about something that happened 40 years ago on the field, so he slugged a guy the first time he'd seen him in 40 years. hornery old ****s those old football players, huh?

http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/11/joe-kapp-angelo-mosca-fight-cfl-wwf

Gort
11-28-2011, 06:24 PM
Funny we all latched on to the same post.

Vikings homers are homers.

???

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-28-2011, 06:24 PM
wow the viqueer fans shure dont respect Tebow. yalls read the comments there and they are right .
we gonna lose Tebow will kill himself by dousing him self in gas and setting himself on fire at the 50 yard line before the game starts after realizing how hopeless the situation is
Elway will blow his brains out in the vip box.
Fox will be curbed stomped by Ndamukong Suh . the vikings win by forfeit . and the fans will all revolt and demand the broncos leave Denver and only the town of barrow Alaska will except the broncos.
i got my cyanide pills ready to take

Dagmar
11-28-2011, 06:27 PM
With no AP and Ponder being protected by that line we need to concentrate on taking Jared Allen out of the game as much as possible and Miller, Tebow, McGahee and Colquitt et al will do the rest. Raiders lose to Miami and we are in the drivers seat!

broncosteven
11-28-2011, 06:30 PM
With no AP and Ponder being protected by that line we need to concentrate on taking Jared Allen out of the game as much as possible and Miller, Tebow, McGahee and Colquitt et al will do the rest. Raiders lose to Miami and we are in the drivers seat!

Personally I can't wait to see Allen trying to make a decision on the option.

Requiem
11-28-2011, 06:33 PM
I grew up a spit away from Minneapolis so I absolutely abhor the Vikings.

My worst memory is when the Vikings beat us in Minneapolis in 2003. I bet my German teacher on that game. My punishment: Wearing a Cris Carter jersey all day and having my hair spray painted Yellow and Purple. LAME.

broncosteven
11-28-2011, 06:34 PM
I grew up a spit away from Minneapolis so I absolutely abhor the Vikings.

My worst memory is when the Vikings beat us in Minneapolis in 2003. I bet my German teacher on that game. My punishment: Wearing a Cris Carter jersey all day and having my hair spray painted Yellow and Purple. LAME.

Wo ist die Toilette bitte?

Broncos4me
11-28-2011, 06:37 PM
here's a site with some images. who knew people cared enough to hate the vikings.

http://members.toast.net/Steverini/VikingsSUCK/vikingssuck.html

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3xx20spBlmA/TOmjQ1NfbuI/AAAAAAAAABM/ehC0alNsD4k/s1600/vikings-suck-god.jpg

Rohirrim
11-28-2011, 06:39 PM
Vikes are 9th against the run and 29th against the pass...




RELEASE THE TEBOW!

Broncos4me
11-28-2011, 06:42 PM
http://imgace.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/when-i-die-i-want-the-minnesota-vikings-to-be-my-pallbearers.jpg

Broncos4me
11-28-2011, 06:44 PM
http://blog.lib.umn.edu/maasx003/Vikings/images/braintrust.jpg

epicSocialism4tw
11-28-2011, 06:44 PM
They wear purple.

Men don't wear purple.

Broncos4me
11-28-2011, 06:50 PM
They wear purple.

Men don't wear purple.

Tebow does, but as he who is blessed he can wear whatever he wants. ;D

http://blog.stack.com/wp-content/uploads/118994845_8.jpg

Gort
11-28-2011, 06:50 PM
Wo ist die Toilette bitte?

bei dem Gatorade.

Archer81
11-28-2011, 06:58 PM
2-9 teams dont have much room to say very much. Having been a fan of a team that only won four games a year ago...they can suck it.

Queers.

:Broncos:

epicSocialism4tw
11-28-2011, 07:16 PM
Tebow does, but as he who is blessed he can wear whatever he wants. ;D

http://blog.stack.com/wp-content/uploads/118994845_8.jpg

Tebow represents a bad generation. ;D

Requiem
11-28-2011, 07:17 PM
bei dem Gatorade.

Haha! ^5

BroncsCheer
11-28-2011, 07:43 PM
Well if you wanna see the smack they're talking have a look at this...

http://www.vikingsmessageboard.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=23922

Disturbing, yet lol worthy.

Disturbing? It's mild compared to what's going on over on FARK http://www.fark.com/comments/6768512/Tebows-short-Chargers-as-Tebow-guides-game-winning-FG-in-OT

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-28-2011, 08:13 PM
They wear purple.

Men don't wear purple.

well prince did ,but umm well god im losing this argument before it begun
PRINCE SUNG VERY WELL SO THERE but umm errr gee he wasn'tUhh very manly

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-28-2011, 08:15 PM
Tebow does, but as he who is blessed he can wear whatever he wants. ;D

http://blog.stack.com/wp-content/uploads/118994845_8.jpg

and yet he didn't tap that ass .
or did he hmmm we may never know

theStifmeister
11-28-2011, 08:26 PM
that randy moss lateral behind the back was sick!

Chris
11-29-2011, 10:56 AM
Kapp just got into a fistfight up in Canada at some CFL old timers event. he's like 73 years old and was still pissed off about something that happened 40 years ago on the field, so he slugged a guy the first time he'd seen him in 40 years. hornery old ****s those old football players, huh?

http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/11/joe-kapp-angelo-mosca-fight-cfl-wwf

Dude that is ****ing awesome and sad at the same time.

Archer81
11-29-2011, 11:41 AM
and yet he didn't tap that ass .
or did he hmmm we may never know


The look on her face communicates that she wishes. But alas, it was not meant to be.


:Broncos:

Rohirrim
11-29-2011, 11:43 AM
The look on her face communicates that she wishes. But alas, it was not meant to be.


:Broncos:

So it's not just me that noticed that? I swear, every time I see a woman standing next to Tebow they get that look on their face like, "I'd do him now. Right here. On the floor." Somebody has to slap that boy and tell him "Life is short, pal." ;D

Archer81
11-29-2011, 11:49 AM
So it's not just me that noticed that? I swear, every time I see a woman standing next to Tebow they get that look on their face like, "I'd do him now. Right here. On the floor." Somebody has to slap that boy and tell him "Life is short, pal." ;D


I think this is true for most people. Tebow does not appear to be most people though.


:Broncos:

Smiling Assassin27
11-29-2011, 11:51 AM
Well if you wanna see the smack they're talking have a look at this...

http://www.vikingsmessageboard.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=23922

Disturbing, yet lol worthy.

From the board:

My position on Tim Tebow hasn't changed. He's terrible. The worst QB in the NFL. Worse than Curtis Painter. But I'm beginning to think this "God wants Tim Tebow to win" thing may actually have some merit.



:spit:

Smiling Assassin27
11-29-2011, 11:58 AM
I'm thinking we get a defensive TD this week. Ponder's got talent but he's a scattergun at the moment. With Doom and Von coming hard on turf, there's gonna be some tips, some misdirected throws, and a fumble or two.

The Vikes have always been a serious run defense, so Tim may take more downfield shots than normal and/or gain chunks as he takes off from the pocket.

Brett weeps for the purple people this weekend:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CHGDDtVthgE/SmTCjtn3YpI/AAAAAAAAAJs/ihCUf5yMq2U/s400/Favre%2520Crying.jpg

bronco militia
11-29-2011, 11:59 AM
2-9 teams dont have much room to say very much. Having been a fan of a team that only won four games a year ago...they can suck it.

Queers.

:Broncos:

:spit:

razorwire77
11-29-2011, 12:05 PM
J. Kapp 11
Hall of Fame Candidate
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i255/lccmusicman/joekapp.jpg

[QUOTE]Every flag thrown seems to be against San Diego.
Ha!
That may be the most retardtastic thing that's ever been posted in the history of the Internetz.

I suppose he missed the random changing of the spot challenge, and that rookie Bolts receiver that pushed off on nearly every one of his catches. Oh and that missed Tebow facemask was clearly to the Broncos' benefit too.

keef
11-29-2011, 12:23 PM
Disturbing? It's mild compared to what's going on over on FARK http://www.fark.com/comments/6768512/Tebows-short-Chargers-as-Tebow-guides-game-winning-FG-in-OT


Rapmaster2000 2011-11-28 11:11:22 AM
FLMountainMan: I dislike the media's constant coverage of Tebow so I will therefore hate Tebow and not the media.

And since no one in the national media is discussing this, let me also state that I don't think Tebow is a very good quarterback.

I support Tim because he's got heart. He's fighting against the odds. He's in a barn using pulleys to lift a net filled with rocks and oxcarts, while Tom Brady is in a high tech laboratory gym with his severe foreign wife and the evil Bill Belichick looking on sternly and then Tebow climbs up a mountain and triumphantly screams "Brady!"

hearts on fire
strong desire
rages deep within
hearts on fire
fever's rising high
the moment of truth draws near

Old Dude
11-29-2011, 12:37 PM
Tebow is very Kappesque. Kapp was one tough SOB and the Vikings won a lot of games because he was, he just sucked as a pure passer.

Yeah, there are some similarities. Kapp wasn't much of a passer but was mobile enough to extend plays, and got the Vikes to the super bowl, largely on the basis of a solid running game and a great defense (and a heck of a pass rush).

I remember reading that in one of Kapp's first starts, on the first play from scrimmage, he walked up behind center, looked over L.A.s Fearsome Foursome, and yelled out ""F - - You, Rams."

Paladin
11-29-2011, 12:43 PM
Do these people really exist? Or is this just a conspiracy carried out by trained monkeys to make us believe that anyone actually gives a shyte about the Vikings?

Paladin
11-29-2011, 12:45 PM
I don't remember him much, but I have heard that Billy Kilmer was similar.....

Rohirrim
11-29-2011, 01:17 PM
Christian?

Von.

Von?

Christian.

Kaylore
11-29-2011, 01:20 PM
Rapmaster2000 2011-11-28 11:11:22 AM
FLMountainMan: I dislike the media's constant coverage of Tebow so I will therefore hate Tebow and not the media.

And since no one in the national media is discussing this, let me also state that I don't think Tebow is a very good quarterback.

I support Tim because he's got heart. He's fighting against the odds. He's in a barn using pulleys to lift a net filled with rocks and oxcarts, while Tom Brady is in a high tech laboratory gym with his severe foreign wife and the evil Bill Belichick looking on sternly and then Tebow climbs up a mountain and triumphantly screams "Brady!"

hearts on fire
strong desire
rages deep within
hearts on fire
fever's rising high
the moment of truth draws near
Good find!

Old Dude
11-29-2011, 01:54 PM
Kapp was (and is) a little rougher around the edges than Tebow:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrkEROiQsa8

broncosteven
11-29-2011, 01:55 PM
I don't remember him much, but I have heard that Billy Kilmer was similar.....

True