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briane
11-27-2011, 06:24 PM
http://www.bluemelon.com/photo/48253/1917988.jpg

Mogulseeker
11-27-2011, 06:25 PM
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Mogulseeker
11-27-2011, 06:26 PM
Is he peeing?

theAPAOps5
11-27-2011, 06:26 PM
Tebow Fap Fap Fap

Gort
11-27-2011, 06:26 PM
why don't they just have a port-a-potty on the sideline? don't port-a-potties come in Sparklers colors by default? it'd blend right in.

ZONA
11-27-2011, 06:27 PM
Tebow Fap Fap Fap

you didn't just go there did you?

Jay3
11-27-2011, 06:27 PM
Tebow Fap Fap Fap

Win.

theAPAOps5
11-27-2011, 06:27 PM
Yes he is peeing the camera watched it the whole time.

Archer81
11-27-2011, 06:27 PM
I suppose its better than just letting it go like Schlereth used to do.


:Broncos:

Lycan
11-27-2011, 06:27 PM
Hopefully that was Rivers' Gatorade he was pissing in.

TDmvp
11-27-2011, 06:28 PM
http://www.bluemelon.com/photo/48253/1917988.jpg

Tebow TIME scares the piss outa me...

cmhargrove
11-27-2011, 06:29 PM
Tebow Fap Fap Fap

/end thread

TDmvp
11-27-2011, 06:29 PM
Tebow Fap Fap Fap

:spit:

Bronx33
11-27-2011, 06:29 PM
Coach!!! its stuck in the water cooler again!!

ColoradoDarin
11-27-2011, 06:30 PM
"pissing the game away"

bronco militia
11-27-2011, 06:30 PM
"I Was in the pool!"

Kaylore
11-27-2011, 06:30 PM
I hurt my pee pee.

Archer81
11-27-2011, 06:31 PM
Well...Novak was squatting. Which is proof that SD has no balls.


:Broncos:

Dr. Broncenstein
11-27-2011, 06:31 PM
What do you mean we are out of tampons?

Ronnie Tsunami
11-27-2011, 06:32 PM
While looking at Tebow on the jumbo tron

http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/large/fap-l.png

theAPAOps5
11-27-2011, 06:33 PM
About 12 posts ago called, Jameson

They said, heard it already

:P

Mecklomaniac
11-27-2011, 06:34 PM
http://www.bluemelon.com/photo/48253/1917988.jpg


Novak pisses away the Sparklers season.....:flush:

Mogulseeker
11-27-2011, 06:34 PM
you didn't just go there did you?

I thought about it, but I refrained.

Broncos4me
11-27-2011, 06:35 PM
Hurry up. We are out of the gatorade and Phillip won't know the difference.

24champ
11-27-2011, 06:35 PM
http://www.bluemelon.com/photo/48253/1917988.jpg

I don't want to get any on your shoe!

theAPAOps5
11-27-2011, 06:36 PM
I thought about it, but I refrained.

I did and just said hell with it! If you are going to go, go all in!

Boogerboots
11-27-2011, 06:36 PM
While doing his best Favre impression..."I told Spanky I'd do this!"

Bronx33
11-27-2011, 06:36 PM
With the help of my trusty towel they will never know i spilled all the gatorade.

KipCorrington25
11-27-2011, 07:19 PM
The guy holding the towel: "Time to get my resume together, no paycheck is worth having to do this"

Jay3
11-27-2011, 07:23 PM
http://www.bluemelon.com/photo/48253/1917988.jpg

"I can't pinch it off! It stings!"

broncosteven
11-27-2011, 07:33 PM
http://www.bluemelon.com/photo/48253/1917988.jpg

I am going to get that Flomax commercial for sure now! Screw Nike and their stupid shoes.

shaunroach
11-27-2011, 07:35 PM
Peebowing

damnit posted it in the wrong place

Bronx33
11-27-2011, 07:35 PM
You sure norv wants a urine sample right now?

gyldenlove
11-27-2011, 09:16 PM
Yes he is peeing the camera watched it the whole time.

The clip is one of the game highlights on NFL.com, his moment of glory.

Gort
11-27-2011, 09:45 PM
"Damn these mandatory drug tests before each kick!" - Nick Novak

broncosteven
11-27-2011, 10:02 PM
http://www.bluemelon.com/photo/48253/1917988.jpg

Wow the dude on the bench looks like LT did during the Playoffs!

Dr. Broncenstein
11-27-2011, 10:02 PM
I have to squat like this or I make a mess.

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
11-27-2011, 10:04 PM
http://www.bluemelon.com/photo/48253/1917988.jpg

Doing the 'Novak'.

BlueCrusher
11-27-2011, 10:06 PM
"See? Now, do you believe I don't have balls?

BlueCrusher
11-27-2011, 10:08 PM
Doing the 'Novak'.

It would take off if anyone knew or gave a crap about the guy.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-27-2011, 11:07 PM
http://www.bluemelon.com/photo/48253/1917988.jpg

boy did i ever piss this game away and i piss like a girl

FRISKY_DINGO
11-28-2011, 12:12 AM
http://www.bluemelon.com/photo/48253/1917988.jpg

Just seeing if I've grown a pair yet.:thumbsup:

cutthemdown
11-28-2011, 12:17 AM
What a pussy. Every real player just pisses his pants if that is what it takes. Look at him acting like a little girl. IMO this should be fined, not what the NFL wants to show. Go to the locker room and piss, or just wear a man diaper.

One of our resident photoshop experts should put him in a depends asap.

Mecklomaniac
11-28-2011, 12:39 AM
One of our resident photoshop experts should put him in a depends asap.

I can see that ad campaign. How confident are you in this kick? It Depends...


Maybe SNL can work it into an "Oops I crapped my pants" commercial. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5742933797940084418

epicSocialism4tw
11-28-2011, 01:39 AM
http://www.bluemelon.com/photo/48253/1917988.jpg

"Finally. I heard about that Stink guy...don't wanna be that dude."

TheElusiveKyleOrton
11-28-2011, 06:55 AM
"how'd you get the beans above the frank?"

hades
11-28-2011, 10:37 AM
"how'd you get the beans above the frank?"

I actually laughed out loud a little, at work! :thumbsup:

Bronx33
11-28-2011, 11:02 AM
Novac tries a new pre big kick system (rubbing one out looking at a guys crotch)




sadly it failed.

Shotgun Willie
11-28-2011, 11:19 AM
"I can't wait to see who drinks out of this cup."

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-28-2011, 11:22 AM
Novac tries a new pre big kick system (rubbing one out looking at a guys crotch)




sadly it failed.

i give that post a 10 out of 10

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-28-2011, 11:26 AM
Nick Novak has a book coming out to compete with Tebows book called pissing away the chargers season

ScottXray
11-28-2011, 12:29 PM
http://www.bluemelon.com/photo/48253/1917988.jpg

Damn that Burns! I knew I shouldn't have gone out with Orton
last week!

kdissette
11-28-2011, 12:35 PM
HEY NOVAK.....MY EYES R UP HERE

Kaylore
11-28-2011, 12:58 PM
"Hey Nick, the O-line wants that cup for Norv when you're done with it..."

broncocalijohn
11-28-2011, 01:47 PM
http://www.bluemelon.com/photo/48253/1917988.jpg

There you have it folks. Proof positive that there is a male on the Chargers' team.

broncosteven
11-28-2011, 01:52 PM
http://www.bluemelon.com/photo/48253/1917988.jpg

I am glad this was a home game and no one is here. I would be screwed if we were at Mile High with all those people in the stands!

Archer81
11-28-2011, 02:07 PM
His body language in the photo is funny as hell. Hunched over, hiding behind a towel. Dude, it's a dick, and you are performing a natural function. You dont need to huddle over it like someone is gonna steal it. And frankly whizzing in front of 60,000 people should in an odd way be an ego boost.

:Broncos:

Pony Boy
11-28-2011, 02:26 PM
http://www.bluemelon.com/photo/48253/1917988.jpg

Hold the towell higher Jerry Sandusky might be watching the game ...

Bronx33
11-28-2011, 02:33 PM
Ya know in novaks defense i to often wonder if my penis is in the correct kicking position it makes a difference ya know

Pony Boy
11-28-2011, 03:06 PM
Now if you gotta go #2 Norv said he wants to hold the towell.

broncosteven
11-28-2011, 03:09 PM
Ya know in novaks defense i to often wonder if my penis is in the correct kicking position it makes a difference ya know

He must have left it wide to the right...