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broncosteven
11-23-2011, 07:16 PM
ESPN is reporting that part of Orton's waiver wire enticement to go to KFC included a company car. Check out his new wheels that Pioli picked up for him on Craigslist:

http://image.hotrod.com/f/9273900/hrdp_0703_01_z+project_f_bomb_chassis_build+1973_c amaro_starting_point.jpg


Fox Sports is also confirming that the Orton's have a 9am appointment at Super Cuts for free Mullets Black Friday morning.

DaFace
11-23-2011, 07:17 PM
Clever and original. Well done.

ChampJesusBailey
11-23-2011, 07:17 PM
k

Bronx33
11-23-2011, 07:18 PM
Cherry picker , oil stains and weeds that's a KC front yard tradition.

broncosteven
11-23-2011, 07:23 PM
Cherry picker , oil stains and weeds that's a KC front yard tradition.

I forgot to add that they are in the running for a trailer in one of the classier trailer camps in KFC.

broncosteven
11-23-2011, 07:43 PM
Maybe Kyle will use his Waiver check on one of these:

http://whitetrashrepairs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/4168.jpg

http://whitetrashrepairs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/4167.jpg

SoCalBronco
11-23-2011, 07:46 PM
Why are there front tires on that car?

Where's the cinder blocks?

Bronx33
11-23-2011, 07:48 PM
Why are there front tires on that car?

Where's the cinder blocks?

Those show up the minute he needs the tires to put on the only running camero ( not pictured) it was on a natty light and beef jerky run.

Mogulseeker
11-23-2011, 07:48 PM
A family member is a finance professor at KU. He was also an investment banker He's got a very nice house in Overland Park, KS (KC suburb).

I do know some people from Belton, MO (another KC suburb). They come to Colorado every summer and winter and call their state "misery."

Armchair Bronco
11-23-2011, 08:07 PM
I dunno. That Camero actually has some potential. New paint job, fat tires, some racing stripes and that *could* be a hot car.

I think Orton's ride is more like the AMC Gremlin:

http://goshycab.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/4-1970-AMC-Gremlin.jpg

Bronx33
11-23-2011, 08:10 PM
I dunno. That Camero actually has some potential. New paint job, fat tires, some racing stripes and that *could* be a hot car.

I think Orton's ride is more like the AMC Gremlin:

http://goshycab.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/4-1970-AMC-Gremlin.jpg


Gremlins are not the state car of kansas city it goes like this.

1. cameros
2. pacer
3. vega
4. k car
5. gremiln
6. opel

Powderaddict
11-23-2011, 08:24 PM
I wonder where he will plug his Prius in.

spdirty
11-23-2011, 08:28 PM
http://www.monteman.com/photos/montebody.jpg

SimonFletcher73
11-23-2011, 08:49 PM
http://www.kingsusedkars.com/1983CamaroHO.jpg

Bob's your Information Minister
11-23-2011, 09:01 PM
Now that we have a real QB, Week 17 could be a tight game.

Bronx33
11-23-2011, 09:09 PM
Now that we have a real QB, Week 17 could be a tight game.


Miller will sodomize orton for old times sake.

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/8194/pilon.jpg

KCStud
11-23-2011, 09:10 PM
Looks like Orton upgraded from this sweet ride he had in Brokeback Mt.

http://www.stupidvehicles.com/images/2008/november/hillbilly.jpg

BroncsCheer
11-23-2011, 09:17 PM
http://www.kingsusedkars.com/1983CamaroHO.jpg

Theres the IROC.
Now the list is complete.

BroncoMan4ever
11-23-2011, 10:11 PM
dammit, i actually had a 67 camaro that was fixed up and ran perfect and looked great. it is hard to be happy about that car because of all the Chief bashing associated with it.

ZONA
11-23-2011, 11:02 PM
I heard they have plans to pick him up from the airport in a classic Kansas City style limo that has a hottub in it.




http://s1.static.gotsmile.net/images/2011/05/02/hick-car-pool_130434794642.jpg

Broncos4me
11-23-2011, 11:08 PM
Gremlins are not the state car of kansas city it goes like this.

1. cameros
2. pacer
3. vega
4. k car
5. gremiln
6. opel

Which state would that be? Kansas City is a city that happens to swing in both the states of Kansas and Missouri, though Camarohead is actually in the Missouri side of of Kansas City.

Also how does a classic like the Pinto fit into this scheme? ;D

Bronx33
11-23-2011, 11:15 PM
Which state would that be? Kansas City is a city that happens to swing in both the states of Kansas and Missouri, though Camarohead is actually in the Missouri side of of Kansas City.

Also how does a classic like the Pinto fit into this scheme? ;D


Its the official 4th of july parade pace car

Archer81
11-24-2011, 12:09 AM
http://tinyurl.com/78sz2gh

Same as it ever was...

:Broncos:

broncosteven
11-24-2011, 12:02 PM
Theres the IROC.
Now the list is complete.

You captured the verve and essence of this thread! REP

broncosteven
11-24-2011, 12:03 PM
http://www.kingsusedkars.com/1983CamaroHO.jpg

Ok it was you who captured the verve and essence of this thread, rep for you too!

KipCorrington25
11-24-2011, 07:43 PM
Orton's assimilation will be easy, he's from Iowa and already has that slacker, greasy haired, meth head aura about him, he's like their messiah coming back from civilization to lead the unwashed masses.

BroncoMan4ever
11-24-2011, 08:25 PM
on a side note. Orton is easily a better QB than Cassell; anyone thinking Orton gets a multi year offer from the Chiefs at the end of the season when they more than likely let Cassell go?

Dr. Broncenstein
11-24-2011, 08:26 PM
on a side note. Orton is easily a better QB than Cassell; anyone thinking Orton gets a multi year offer from the Chiefs at the end of the season when they more than likely let Cassell go?

Only in my wildest dreams. Can you imagine Von Miller sacking Orton eleventy brazillion times on a biannual basis?

TDmvp
11-24-2011, 08:26 PM
on a side note. Orton is easily a better QB than Cassell; anyone thinking Orton gets a multi year offer from the Chiefs at the end of the season when they more than likely let Cassell go?



Said/thought that as soon as they signed him... Thought we might have years o plenty of the Pocket Fetal Sloth in Kc red.

orange crusher
11-25-2011, 12:10 AM
ESPN is reporting that part of Orton's waiver wire enticement to go to KFC included a company car. Check out his new wheels that Pioli picked up for him on Craigslist:

http://image.hotrod.com/f/9273900/hrdp_0703_01_z+project_f_bomb_chassis_build+1973_c amaro_starting_point.jpg


Fox Sports is also confirming that the Orton's have a 9am appointment at Super Cuts for free Mullets Black Friday morning.

I guess I'll go hang my head in shame now (I've got a '73 Camaro).

SimonFletcher73
11-25-2011, 12:29 AM
Gene inspired Camaro build. The thread has gone full circle.

http://www.motorator.com/videos/1701

Mogulseeker
11-25-2011, 08:58 AM
I guess I'll go hang my head in shame now (I've got a '73 Camaro).

I actually like rednecks. Not the crazy ones you see on peopleofwalmart.com, but the smart ones you meet while in the military.