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tsiguy96
11-22-2011, 06:17 PM
Well the Broncos loss to the Chargers is a foregone conclusion, this is a fact. However, we can try to make the best of the situation. Describe this upcoming loss and its magnitude in picture, video or other form. I will start with a haiku.

Denver loss oh no,
Believe in Tebow I shant,
Atleast Im not Bob.

edit: fixed my ****ty haiku.

GreatBronco16
11-22-2011, 06:22 PM
We get beat so bad that Rivers will somehow get a sack against Von.

Dr. Broncenstein
11-22-2011, 06:23 PM
We get beat so badly that we will fear Orton and the Bears.

tsiguy96
11-22-2011, 06:24 PM
We get beat so bad that Rivers will somehow get a sack against Von.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-E_V-67e6VU0/TpO4vdNWHlI/AAAAAAAAAyA/_011dAK0P10/s1600/BertStare.jpeg

canadianbroncosfan
11-22-2011, 06:26 PM
Why is it a foregone conclusion? I'm not saying we for sure win, but we don't for sure lose either. Maybe just optimism.

tsiguy96
11-22-2011, 06:28 PM
Why is it a foregone conclusion? I'm not saying we for sure win, but we don't for sure lose either. Maybe just optimism.

http://bellebouche.com/blog/wp-content/yeah-baby-austin-powers.jpg

Dr. Broncenstein
11-22-2011, 06:28 PM
Why is it a foregone conclusion? I'm not saying we for sure win, but we don't for sure lose either. Maybe just optimism.

I don't know where you get this optimism. I for one welcome our powder blue overlords.

t-diddy
11-22-2011, 06:28 PM
Elway has a dream tonight about how bad we lose, panics, and claims Orton off of waivers.

Dr. Broncenstein
11-22-2011, 06:29 PM
Elway has a dream tonight about how bad we lose, panics, and claims Orton off of waivers.

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GreatBronco16
11-22-2011, 06:30 PM
Elway has a dream tonight about how bad we lose, panics, and claims Orton off of waivers.

LOL

Dr. Broncenstein
11-22-2011, 06:31 PM
LOL

I know, right. That's possibly the most disturbing thing I've read since I went over my tax bill with my accountant last year.

Bronx33
11-22-2011, 06:32 PM
We lose so bad seismic readers in quam record it.

TotallyScrewed
11-22-2011, 06:47 PM
I know, right. That's possibly the most disturbing thing I've read since I went over my tax bill with my accountant last year.

How about...

We lose sooo bad to the Chargers that we beg an "Idiot Exemption" from the league offices to trade our #1 pick from 2011 AND 2012 to Chicago for the return of Kyle Orton, and also promise to give Kyle the #15 jersey.

The league being sticklers for the rules, fine Pat Bowlen and the Broncos $2.5M and give the team the death penalty (no scholarships), TotallyScrewing the read option package for years to come.

TheReverend
11-22-2011, 07:02 PM
We lose SO bad that... I'm waiting for Kaylores inevitably late thread.

Suck it.

Que
11-22-2011, 07:10 PM
We lose so badly that even Jesus performs a divine facepalm

Tombstone RJ
11-22-2011, 07:22 PM
Chargers: 72
Broncos: still in Denver waiting on the short bus.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-22-2011, 07:24 PM
OMFG WE ARE GOING TO LOSE SOO BADLY VERY BADLY WE NEED ORTON BACK ASAP!!!!!!!!! without the statue we going to lose 999999999999 to 0 . we need to get rid of that choir boy tebow. he makes me sick with his 4-1 record bring back tween the 20s orton

Kaylore
11-22-2011, 07:24 PM
We lose so bad, your mom.

OrangeSe7en
11-22-2011, 07:27 PM
Well the Broncos loss to the Chargers is a foregone conclusion, this is a fact. However, we can try to make the best of the situation. Describe this upcoming loss and its magnitude in picture, video or other form. I will start with a haiku.

Denver loss oh no,
Believeth in Tebow I shant,
Atleast Im not a Chiefs fan.

Haikus are 5-7-5. Yours is 5-8-7.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-22-2011, 07:27 PM
we lose so badly tebow starts breaking into ortons liquor cabinet drinks himself into a stupor and then gets into a knife fight with orton

Bronx33
11-22-2011, 07:29 PM
We lose so bad even browns fans feel sorry for us.

broncocalijohn
11-22-2011, 07:41 PM
We lose so bad, we will mourn to see the Lions game all over again to see positive reinforcements.

mkporter
11-22-2011, 07:41 PM
Haikus are 5-7-5. Yours is 5-8-7.

ROFL!

Haiku Fail!

ROFL!

We lose so bad that Jesus demands we start Quinn against the Vikings.

FISH
11-22-2011, 07:41 PM
we lose so badly the Chargers get credit for next year too...

Marshall Dumervil
11-22-2011, 07:44 PM
We lose so bad, Rivers 11th kid feels it.

TDmvp
11-22-2011, 07:53 PM
Elway has a dream tonight about how bad we lose, panics, and claims Orton off of waivers.

Laf beat me to it... well played T-did...

ColoradoDarin
11-22-2011, 08:21 PM
Haikus are 5-7-5. Yours is 5-8-7.

We lose so bad, Haikus are now 5-8-7.

ColoradoDarin
11-22-2011, 08:21 PM
We make Rivers look like Rivers from any year but this one.

Que
11-22-2011, 08:29 PM
We lose so bad Skip Bayless stops taking Tebow's call

Armchair Bronco
11-22-2011, 08:30 PM
Haikus are 5-7-5. Yours is 5-8-7.

Ha! Haiku fail.

:facepalm

beardedwonder
11-22-2011, 08:33 PM
Broncos lose so bad that they actually win 31-13

That One Guy
11-22-2011, 09:35 PM
Haikus are 5-7-5. Yours is 5-8-7.

You did it wrong.

The correct answer would be "We lose so bad, Tsiguy learns what a haiku is".

So, we lose so bad, OrangeSe7en learns the correct way to correct someone in a "How bad will we lose?" thread.

That One Guy
11-22-2011, 09:36 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-E_V-67e6VU0/TpO4vdNWHlI/AAAAAAAAAyA/_011dAK0P10/s1600/BertStare.jpeg

We lose so bad, Tsiguy looks like Bert by Monday morning.

That One Guy
11-22-2011, 09:37 PM
We lose SO bad that... I'm waiting for Kaylores inevitably late thread.

Suck it.

We lose so bad, TheRev spends the next week giving out compliments on the Mane.

That One Guy
11-22-2011, 09:37 PM
Well the Broncos loss to the Chargers is a foregone conclusion, this is a fact. However, we can try to make the best of the situation. Describe this upcoming loss and its magnitude in picture, video or other form. I will start with a haiku.

Denver loss oh no,
Believeth in Tebow I shant,
Atleast Im not a Chiefs fan.

We lose so bad, Tsiguy goes a 2nd week using proper grammar and punctuation?

That One Guy
11-22-2011, 09:38 PM
OMFG WE ARE GOING TO LOSE SOO BADLY VERY BADLY WE NEED ORTON BACK ASAP!!!!!!!!! without the statue we going to lose 999999999999 to 0 . we need to get rid of that choir boy tebow. he makes me sick with his 4-1 record bring back tween the 20s orton

We lose so bad, this guy's posts don't hurt my head.

TheReverend
11-22-2011, 09:38 PM
We lose so bad, TheRev spends the next week giving out compliments on the Mane.

You know who deserves more credit as a poster that I rarely get to point out?

CEH

Seriously brings a lot of solid information and a good perspective though I disagree with a good chunk of it. I'm a big fan.

teknic
11-22-2011, 09:41 PM
We lose so badly that Elway talks Brett Favre out of retirement (not that it'd be difficult).

broncocalijohn
11-22-2011, 09:43 PM
We lose so bad, this guy's posts don't hurt my head.

If Elway was in Taco John's spot, he would have waived him off the Mane by now for lack of improvement over 12 month period. Elway then brings back Casino Royale because of our loss humiliation.

theStifmeister
11-22-2011, 09:44 PM
mercy rule

Kaylore
11-22-2011, 09:54 PM
We lose so bad I listen to music by Bruce Springstein

That One Guy
11-22-2011, 09:58 PM
We lose so bad I listen to music by Bruce Springstein

We lose so bad, Kaylore posts a video of him singing Bruce Springstein.

Kaylore
11-22-2011, 10:10 PM
We lose so bad, Kaylore posts a video of him singing Bruce Springstein.

We lose so bad Bruce Springstein sings my music.

TheReverend
11-22-2011, 10:23 PM
We lose so bad Bruce Springstein sings my music.

We lose so bad Clarence Clemons comes back to life just to boo it.

SimonFletcher73
11-23-2011, 12:18 AM
We lose so bad that the 2011 Chargers replace the other Chargers team as best team to miss the playoffs.

Archer81
11-23-2011, 12:21 AM
We lose so badly Bowlen sells the team to a porn company in Southern California who renames the team the Denver Nutbuckets.

:Broncos:

tsiguy96
11-23-2011, 03:15 AM
Haikus are 5-7-5. Yours is 5-8-7.

****. i even googled it and still messed t up

fixed it, i think.

Stagger Lee
11-23-2011, 03:59 AM
We lose so bad Tyrell Jones learns how to spell.

Garcia Bronco
11-23-2011, 05:26 AM
We lose so bad that Jack Burton says the check "isn't in the mail".

Chargers 38
Broncos 16

bronco militia
11-23-2011, 07:06 AM
Tebow is on this weeks cover of SI....

oh yeah, we are the Bolts slump buster this week

HILife
11-23-2011, 07:46 AM
We lose so bad, your mom.

ooooohhhhhh snap

bendog
11-23-2011, 07:54 AM
We lose so badly Elway fires McCoy for installing the read option, and Bowlen asks Woody if this will cost him any money.

SonOfLe-loLang
11-23-2011, 08:01 AM
We lose so bad Bruce Springstein sings my music.

We are gonna lose so bad, Bruce Springsteen becomes Jewish and changes the spelling to Springstein :)

TheReverend
11-23-2011, 08:32 AM
We lose so badly that even Jesus won't forgive us

bendog
11-23-2011, 08:41 AM
We lose so bad Plummer makes a comeback

tsiguy96
11-23-2011, 09:14 AM
gonna lose so bad that the NFL will lift the chargers blackout at halftime to allow san diego to watch the team come off its 5 game losing streak.

bendog
11-23-2011, 09:17 AM
we lose so bad Tebow crucifies himself.

BroncoBeavis
11-23-2011, 09:20 AM
Elway has a dream tonight about how bad we lose, panics, and claims Orton off of waivers.

Replacing the triple option once again with the fetal option. Well done. :)

bendog
11-23-2011, 09:22 AM
we lose so bad Elway marries a Raiderette .... wait, nevermind.

tsiguy96
11-23-2011, 05:05 PM
lost in the orton events, i think some of you simply havent come to the realization denvers game is over this week and they are currently preparing for minnesota. get with it, fools.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-23-2011, 07:25 PM
We lose so bad, this guy's posts don't hurt my head.

we lose soo badly the broncos move to Antarctica

broncosteven
11-23-2011, 07:29 PM
We lose so bad that Rivers runs the Zone/read/option all night just to prove any QB can do it and we have to change the name of the "Little known Tebow Effect" to the "little known Rivers effect"

Bronx33
11-23-2011, 07:29 PM
We lose so bad well all start watching soccer.

broncosteven
11-23-2011, 07:44 PM
We lose so bad well all start watching soccer.

Or Nascar

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-23-2011, 07:56 PM
we lose soo badly that Denver tears down mile high . Tebow converts to satanism
the broncos gets kicked out of the usa and barred from playing in the NFL
Move to Mexico
pat Bowlen becomes a drug lord in Mexico starts up a dog and cock fighting league and Tebow becomes a gun drug runner

Bronx33
11-23-2011, 08:03 PM
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaalllll !!!!!

OrangeSe7en
11-23-2011, 09:21 PM
****. i even googled it and still messed t up

fixed it, i think.

It's OK. It's not terribly important and I doubt it's the worst thing you've ever done.

Chris
11-23-2011, 09:41 PM
we lose so bad, we lose.

Broncos4me
11-23-2011, 11:28 PM
We lose so badly Kyle Orton and the Chiefs win all their next games and really do go to a Superbowl as something other than spectators.

Kaylore
11-23-2011, 11:28 PM
We lose so bad, people watch Pan Am.

broncocalijohn
11-23-2011, 11:32 PM
We lose so bad, people watch Pan Am.

We lose so bad, we wish we were on the Lockerbie Pan Am flight.

BTW,
Lockerbie Pan Am flight staying on course> Rivers

epicSocialism4tw
11-24-2011, 12:07 AM
Chargers 312
Broncos 2

Tebow throws 50 pick 6's and fumbles twice for TD's.
DJ Williams gets a safety.

Old Dude
11-24-2011, 08:10 AM
We lose so bad, Bob gets laid.

Dr. Broncenstein
11-24-2011, 08:14 AM
We lose so bad, the Dude no longer abides.

Crushaholic
11-24-2011, 09:25 AM
We lose so bad that Denver changes its name to Whale's Vagina...

vonqkilla
11-24-2011, 10:50 AM
We lose so bad Junior Seaus retirement/suicide intervention is postponed, he rips the jersey out of the frame, suits up in slacks and gators for the 3rd quarter, and breaks tebows legs in half, gets a guilt trip again, goes SUV surfing again.

Broncos4me
11-27-2011, 09:47 AM
Broncos are so completely destroyed<o:p></o:p>
like Denver had been hit by an asteroid<o:p></o:p>
Fans feel like they’ve gone to hell<o:p></o:p>
As Mile High is put up for sale<o:p></o:p>
And Pat Bowlen is revealed to be an android.<o:p></o:p>

Broncos_OTM
11-27-2011, 09:53 AM
I think its bad mojo to get all this national attention on ESPN this morning. it has been a broncos sloberfest. bolts987 broncos -972

Perry1977
11-27-2011, 10:05 AM
We lose so bad that Superman soils his Tebow Underoos.

Broncos4me
11-27-2011, 01:56 PM
We lose so badly, that Al Davis comes back just to heckle us.