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Rohirrim
11-22-2011, 09:22 AM
Scientists Find Entire Team in Dove Valley, Colorado!

Ferd Bungly, Phd, while examining the area around the Centennial Airport stumbled on the find of a century when he discovered an entire football team practicing on the green fields surrounding one of the nearby buildings. Dr. Bungly was astonished at their numbers especially when he realized that there was an entire press corps on the field concentrating on just one of the players, while completely ignoring the rest.

"I found the behavior odd, to say the least, but not completely out of the norm, in such situations, "said Bungly. "Many times you will find an almost ritual preoccupation with a single player who has been designated the nominal leader, even if only for a short period of time."

Bungly said he was further astonished to discover that other members of the team could actually speak and share their opinions about why they were there and what they were attempting to do. When Bungly tried to encourage the media members to pay attention to any of these other players, or perhaps even film them or take their photos, he was roundly attacked. "They seem to be engaged in some sort of symbiotic relationship with the one player, "Bungly hypothesized. "Again, I would guess that we are witnessing a form of ritualization, or even perhaps, a devotional behavior."

Bungly said he intends to publish his findings but doubts that anybody will believe him without witnessing the phenomenon themselves. "This kind of fanatical tunnel vision occasionally occurs in populations, "Dr. Bungly stated. "Usually, it's caused by an ingestion of substances from the local flora, or even just something in the water. You just have to let it run its course."

TheReverend
11-22-2011, 09:25 AM
0/10 and I'm being generous.

Rohirrim
11-22-2011, 09:26 AM
0/10 and I'm being generous.

Now that we got the dumbass vote out of the way. :thumbs:

bronclvr
11-22-2011, 09:27 AM
Ferd Bungly? ROFL!

DrFate
11-22-2011, 09:47 AM
0/10 and I'm being overly generous.

fixed your post

UberBroncoMan
11-22-2011, 09:53 AM
What is this I don't even...

DrFate
11-22-2011, 09:56 AM
What is this I don't even...

A cry for attention from a poster who has very little to add.

TheReverend
11-22-2011, 10:02 AM
Looks like it's unanimous













































http://troll.me/images/ancient-aliens-guy/is-the-op-a-phaggot-yes-he-is.jpg

That One Guy
11-22-2011, 10:05 AM
You guys are harsh...

ColoradoDarin
11-22-2011, 10:42 AM
I haven't laughed that hard since the last time I heard the old joke about the powder on the field they didn't know what it was and had to call in someone to tell them it was the chalk in the end zone.

Flex Gunmetal
11-22-2011, 10:53 AM
-10/10

http://i.imgur.com/U6xJu.jpg

broncocalijohn
11-22-2011, 10:56 AM
This one is barely better than the pigeon story for the Raiders that was brought to us by Bronco Warrior. Sorry Roh, but I hope you stole that from someone. Oh, I didnt read the whole thing!

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=85923&highlight=pigeon

Rohirrim
11-22-2011, 01:04 PM
Oops. Looks like I upset the Rev and his crew.

http://www.teenvogue.com/industry/blogs/music/assets_c/2011/02/GleePost-thumb-480x394-80125.jpg

TheReverend
11-22-2011, 01:07 PM
Oops. Looks like I upset the Rev and his crew.

[img]http://www.teenvogue.com/industry/blogs/music/assets_c/2011/02/GleePost-thumb-480x394-80125.jpg[img]

........read through your horrible thread. No one was even slightly amused.

But feel free to blame that on me?

Kaylore
11-22-2011, 01:33 PM
-10/10

http://i.imgur.com/U6xJu.jpg

LOL Wut?!?

extralife
11-22-2011, 01:35 PM
hey guys lets all jump around and see who can call who a ****** louder and harder. then when recess is over we can go back to memorizing our multiplication tables and punching johnny for saying we liked girls.

TheReverend
11-22-2011, 01:40 PM
LOL Wut?!?

http://s3.amazonaws.com/lolsnort_prod/photos/347/small/welcome-to-the-internet.jpg

That One Guy
11-22-2011, 01:41 PM
hey guys lets all jump around and see who can call who a ****** louder and harder. then when recess is over we can go back to memorizing our multiplication tables and punching johnny for saying we liked girls.

Will somebody put gum in this queer's hair?

Bronco Yoda
11-22-2011, 01:42 PM
The butt-hurt is strong in this thread

HorseHead
11-22-2011, 01:47 PM
Points for creativity...

Loses a little bit for the "look at me" thread...

"Ferd Bungly" is great..funny name...that being said, you do need to be "rochambeaued"..

v2micca
11-22-2011, 01:52 PM
-10/10

http://i.imgur.com/U6xJu.jpg

This is possibly the first and only entertaining thing I have seen to come out of that horrible movie.

Cleo McDowell
11-22-2011, 02:33 PM
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii261/Da_Grimm_One/commodus.gif

mkporter
11-22-2011, 03:00 PM
Awful.

Redemption for thread:
29566

Paladin
11-22-2011, 04:26 PM
You guys are dumbasses...

FIFY

bendog
11-22-2011, 04:42 PM
too ironic. I was thinking of a gone with the wind parody with Rhett and Elway, Scarlet and the Fan Base, and Ashley as Tebow .... but it wouldn't fare well. I'll save it for the offseason and another board.

That One Guy
11-22-2011, 04:42 PM
FIFY

Well the reason I didn't go so far is because I, too, didn't quite get the humor.

Dedhed
11-22-2011, 04:53 PM
I thought this was going to be another terrible article from "The Onion", but it was much worse than that.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-22-2011, 08:16 PM
ahhh yalls need to loosen up a bit i give him a 3 out of 10 maybe more if i read it all . but the welcome to the internets kitty gets a 10 only because it made me laugh a bit with out having to read a whole lot of text

Bronx33
11-22-2011, 08:19 PM
I thought this was going to be another terrible article from "The Onion", but it was much worse than that.



LOL