View Full Version : I am a Tebowist.

11-21-2011, 07:59 PM
I believe there is nothing wrong with having more points than completions. I am a Tebowist.

I don't think it's a tragedy that most of the people reading this have a better throwing motion than a starting NFL quarterback. I am a Tebowist.

I think it's funny that Tim Tebow has more wins this season than Michael Vick and more wins over the past month than Tom Brady. I am a Tebowist.

I wonder if Kyle Orton wishes he had never learned how to throw properly. I am a Tebowist.

I believe in the power of things unseen, but I believe even more in the power of things I can see. Like the scoreboard. I am a Tebowist.

And many many more. Good article pointing out the things that Tebow does do.


11-21-2011, 08:23 PM
I write obvious trolling articles. I am an ESPNist.

11-21-2011, 08:26 PM
"I think it's hilarious that if Tim Tebow did show up in the list of NFL passer rating leaders, he would be listed ahead of Joe Flacco, Sam Bradford, Josh Freeman and Colt McCoy. I am a Tebowist."

11-21-2011, 08:34 PM
I actually thought it was quite funny and well written. It's not a troll article. It hits all sides of the argument, and then some.

11-21-2011, 08:36 PM
I can suck a golfball through a garden-hose. I am Brady Quinn.