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bronco militia
11-21-2011, 02:51 PM
your Monday night Fooball thread

http://www.catinhat.com/looney/images/Sports/KansasCityChiefs.jpg

enjoy the game ;D

campocorto
11-21-2011, 03:16 PM
After they get embarassed tonight, the Queefs are back on national television against the Steelers on NBC Sunday Night Football. Two blow outs in a row and the whole country gets to see it!!!
ROFL!

Peoples Champ
11-21-2011, 03:18 PM
After they get embarassed tonight, the Queefs are back on national television against the Steelers on NBC Sunday Night Football. Two blow outs in a row and the whole country gets to see it!!!
ROFL!

did the schedulers who did the night games really think the chiefs were going to be good this year even without their injuries? WTF? If they had all their starters I might be generous and give them 8-8.

Smiling Assassin27
11-21-2011, 03:23 PM
Tom Brady--202
Cumberland Chiefs--0

crawdad
11-21-2011, 03:27 PM
With Palko at QB it is gonna be a long night for KC!

campocorto
11-21-2011, 03:28 PM
With Palko at QB it is gonna be a long night for KC!

Palko is so ****ty, he once was the fourth string QB for a UFL team.

cutthemdown
11-21-2011, 03:34 PM
Palko........It's whats for dinner.

CEH
11-21-2011, 04:01 PM
The ESPN MNF commerical does not even mention KC in the game against NE. Jaws and Gruden talk solely about Brady and NE. If you were listening in another room, you would not know who NE was playing

Wow

edog24
11-21-2011, 04:11 PM
I need Gronkowski and Benjarvus to get like 5 TD's.

Blart
11-21-2011, 04:12 PM
I can't imagine anyone being interested in this game, unless:

a) "pahkin' ma cah at the parhkin lot in the pahk. whaddaya retahded?"
b) some external bull**** (gambling/fairytale football)
c) sadistic fan of 1 of 3 AFC west teams

OBF1
11-21-2011, 04:16 PM
I can't imagine anyone being interested in this game, unless:
a) "pahkin' ma cah at the parhkin lot in the pahk. whaddaya retahded?"
b) some external bull**** (gambling/fairytale football)
c) sadistic fan of 1 of 3 AFC west teams


I was interested in Broncos football last season and this season when we started 1-3 with obortion... just say'n

Dr. Broncenstein
11-21-2011, 04:18 PM
After the game, Brady and Palko will hang out and give each other pointers on androgyny.

rbackfactory80
11-21-2011, 04:18 PM
House is on, thank God.

edog24
11-21-2011, 04:18 PM
I can't imagine anyone being interested in this game, unless:

a) "pahkin' ma cah at the parhkin lot in the pahk. whaddaya retahded?"
b) some external bull**** (gambling/fairytale football)
c) sadistic fan of 1 of 3 AFC west teams

So are you saying Chiefs fans are hopeless?

Blart
11-21-2011, 04:18 PM
It's too depressing for me to imagine a Chiefs fan.

edog24
11-21-2011, 04:21 PM
After they get embarassed tonight, the Queefs are back on national television against the Steelers on NBC Sunday Night Football. Two blow outs in a row and the whole country gets to see it!!!
ROFL!

Ouch. There is going to be a lot of camaros being worked on over the next two weeks.

Dr. Broncenstein
11-21-2011, 04:22 PM
Brady: Hey Palko, your hair really makes you look like a b!tch.

Palko: Thanks!

Jetmeck
11-21-2011, 04:36 PM
I enjoy their pain.................

DontBeMessin
11-21-2011, 04:50 PM
I actually want the Chiefs to win so the Pats don't go. They are the weaker of the two evils and I HATE THE PATS FAR MORE THAN THE QUEEFS!!!

Are you all telling me you'd rather see the Pats in the Playoffs than the Queefs?

They have Pitt, Jets, GB, Bears then us... I'm not too worried about them making the playoffs...

Jetmeck
11-21-2011, 05:00 PM
I actually want the Chiefs to win so the Pats don't go. They are the weaker of the two evils and I HATE THE PATS FAR MORE THAN THE QUEEFS!!!

Are you all telling me you'd rather see the Pats in the Playoffs than the Queefs?

They have Pitt, Jets, GB, Bears then us... I'm not too worried about them making the playoffs...


Snowballs chance in hell KC wins tonight so just enjoy.........?

UberBroncoMan
11-21-2011, 05:03 PM
I thought losing Ty Warren and Knowshon to IR sucked.

They lost their #1 QB, #1 TE, #1 S and #1 RB to IR.

Jetmeck
11-21-2011, 05:07 PM
Cassell on IR as of today.............

Blueflame
11-21-2011, 05:23 PM
I actually want the Chiefs to win so the Pats don't go. They are the weaker of the two evils and I HATE THE PATS FAR MORE THAN THE QUEEFS!!!

Are you all telling me you'd rather see the Pats in the Playoffs than the Queefs?

They have Pitt, Jets, GB, Bears then us... I'm not too worried about them making the playoffs...

Still bitter over the Tuck Rule game, eh? ;D

teknic
11-21-2011, 05:31 PM
I actually want the Chiefs to win so the Pats don't go. They are the weaker of the two evils and I HATE THE PATS FAR MORE THAN THE QUEEFS!!!

Are you all telling me you'd rather see the Pats in the Playoffs than the Queefs?

They have Pitt, Jets, GB, Bears then us... I'm not too worried about them making the playoffs...

Sadly, I have to agree. I absolutely hate the Patriots, more than division rivals even. I hate Tom Brady and all of the ridiculous calls refs have given him over the years. I can't wait until Brady meets Von Miller in a few weeks.

Jetmeck
11-21-2011, 05:31 PM
Pats by 28+

ScottXray
11-21-2011, 05:37 PM
Snowballs chance in hell KC wins tonight so just enjoy.........?

I for one don't want to see the Chiefs win, just so Ryan and the Jets don't close any gap, and end up out of the playoffs for sure. Also to put added pressure on Buffalo to continue their slide. And to make sure that SD remains in a tie for last place, although sole possession of it would also be sweet.

There will be time for that AFTER next weeks game though.

Rolandftw
11-21-2011, 06:03 PM
I thought losing Ty Warren and Knowshon to IR sucked.

They lost their #1 QB, #1 TE, #1 S and #1 RB to IR.

Yeah, but most of their fans seem relatively happy that their QB is not playing. I agree that they have had some bad luck though for sure.

broncolife
11-21-2011, 06:46 PM
bench brady, tebow could have made that pass:)

UberBroncoMan
11-21-2011, 07:09 PM
KC ran a read option play?

Tebow and the Broncos changing the NFL.

KC about to go up 7-0.

go_broncos
11-21-2011, 07:11 PM
Don't ever create these type of threads..most of the time, you look like an idiot.

UberBroncoMan
11-21-2011, 07:12 PM
So much for what should have been an easy 7.

LOL

KC is trying a lot of crazy **** though.

lostknight
11-21-2011, 07:12 PM
The problem with KC going with a Tebow style offense, is that they don't have Tebow. FG.

Bronx33
11-21-2011, 07:12 PM
Bowes illegal shift porked em.

lostknight
11-21-2011, 07:13 PM
Meanwhile, how many games have you said that to beat Brady, you have to keep the ball out of his hands. Almost the end of the first, and no score on the board.

Broncos need to do more bundle out of a base spread offense.

Garcia Bronco
11-21-2011, 07:17 PM
Ball didn't touch a chiefs player. That should be chiefs ball imo

cabronco
11-21-2011, 07:17 PM
Queefs you were better off going for the 4th down attempt earlier than that lame azz on sides kick.

Armchair Bronco
11-21-2011, 07:18 PM
Pretty cool way to set up the onside kick. I'll bet other teams start copying it.

edog24
11-21-2011, 07:20 PM
Anyone have a link?

gyldenlove
11-21-2011, 07:23 PM
Anyone have a link?

http://www.vipbox.tv/watch/18436/1/nfl/mnfonespn:-kansas-city-chiefs-vs-new-england-patriots-live-stream-online.html

gyldenlove
11-21-2011, 07:23 PM
They just said the Chiefs are a good blitzing team, despite them only having 9 sacks in 9 games.

edog24
11-21-2011, 07:26 PM
http://www.vipbox.tv/watch/18436/1/nfl/mnfonespn:-kansas-city-chiefs-vs-new-england-patriots-live-stream-online.html

Thanks

Bronx33
11-21-2011, 07:33 PM
Cheaps are actually playing this game smart

gunns
11-21-2011, 07:33 PM
I think we really pissed the Chiefs off last week.

CEH
11-21-2011, 07:36 PM
I think we really pissed the Chiefs off last week.

We did
Has been mentioned before defenses hate to play the run. It wears on them. If a team throws 50 times the defense is fresh. Not true when you run it like we did last week

edog24
11-21-2011, 07:38 PM
We can beat NE, I said it.

Jay3
11-21-2011, 07:38 PM
Tom Brady--202
Cumberland Chiefs--0

Dig the Georgia Tech reference.

Jay3
11-21-2011, 07:39 PM
Chiefs are stuffing the mighty Brady.

But just remember, they were a cupcake last week.

That One Guy
11-21-2011, 07:41 PM
Whatever they're doing to blow through the OL like they were is the key to this. They almost could've gone untouched and not been any faster to Brady.

HooptyHoops
11-21-2011, 07:44 PM
We can beat NE, I said it.

Watching this game.....yeah, I'm thinking the Broncos can beat NE too!

That One Guy
11-21-2011, 07:45 PM
I know Gronkowski's not any good but at least put someone in his general area.

KCStud
11-21-2011, 07:45 PM
Haley is showing the confidence in Palko that he never had in Cassel

Bronx33
11-21-2011, 07:46 PM
Haley is showing the confidence in Palko that he never had in Cassel



Are ******* kidding me?

edog24
11-21-2011, 07:46 PM
I need Gronkowski and Benjarvus to score a lot in this game.

CEH
11-21-2011, 07:50 PM
Niko is that you. Playing ST for the Pats.

edog24
11-21-2011, 07:51 PM
There's not much of a dropoff from Cassell to Palko so far.

go_broncos
11-21-2011, 07:52 PM
Palko is playing very well..

That One Guy
11-21-2011, 07:52 PM
There's not much of a dropoff from Cassell to Palko so far.

There sure is when paychecks are cut, though.

What a flop Cassel has been.

edog24
11-21-2011, 07:52 PM
Shat I jinxed him.

That One Guy
11-21-2011, 07:53 PM
Haha... Palko gets creamed by the blitzer while delivering a pass which gets tipped into an INT.

Double loss.

edog24
11-21-2011, 07:54 PM
There sure is when paychecks are cut, though.

What a flop Cassel has been.

Yup!

KCStud
11-21-2011, 07:55 PM
Palko is a big upgrade from Cassel. Palko is driving the team down the field and getting first downs instead of crouching in the fetal position when any pressure is applied like Cassel.

Bronx33
11-21-2011, 08:00 PM
Brady should be moving more

gunns
11-21-2011, 08:01 PM
The Tebow effect

DBroncos4life
11-21-2011, 08:01 PM
The Tebow effect

Little known.

go_broncos
11-21-2011, 08:01 PM
Palko is playing better than Cassel.

That One Guy
11-21-2011, 08:02 PM
Brady should be moving more

But not running! Ha!

I've seen tree shadows move faster than him trying to get that TD just now.

KCStud
11-21-2011, 08:03 PM
Palko is playing better than Cassel.

This

Garcia Bronco
11-21-2011, 08:22 PM
Little known.

lol

That One Guy
11-21-2011, 08:29 PM
I think this is more the game we were all expecting...

SouthStndJunkie
11-21-2011, 08:29 PM
I've said it numerous times, but Rob Gronkowski is a bad ass.

That is 20 TDs in 26 career games for Gronkowski.

That One Guy
11-21-2011, 08:30 PM
When you're already running horizontally and you haven't even made it to the 10, you have to question whether it was a good idea to bring it out.

That One Guy
11-21-2011, 08:33 PM
Palko is getting gunshy and the Chefs are shooting themselves in the foot.

gyldenlove
11-21-2011, 08:34 PM
And that is game.

UberBroncoMan
11-21-2011, 08:35 PM
I've said it numerous times, but Rob Gronkowski is a bad ass.

That is 20 TDs in 26 career games for Gronkowski.

Too bad we didn't draft him.

Hit27
11-21-2011, 08:36 PM
Gas pedal is down now

Bronx33
11-21-2011, 08:36 PM
Shut her down......

That One Guy
11-21-2011, 08:43 PM
Kyle Arrington extends his NFL lead in INTs...

Who the F is Kyle Arrington?

Shananahan
11-21-2011, 08:44 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/j6ty81.jpg

Bronx33
11-21-2011, 08:45 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/j6ty81.jpg


55 was all happy then it went black.....

Shananahan
11-21-2011, 08:47 PM
That guy weighs 300 pounds.

That One Guy
11-21-2011, 08:47 PM
What the crap happened to KCs DL?

They started out well.

Bronx33
11-21-2011, 08:48 PM
That guy weighs 300 pounds.


So does the guy hitting him..

Shananahan
11-21-2011, 08:49 PM
Well yeah, I know. It's just I can't remember ever seeing a 300+ pound guy get blown up off his feet like that. Helluva block.

Bronx33
11-21-2011, 08:50 PM
Pats almost went full MCcoy there

broncolife
11-21-2011, 08:50 PM
If that was Tebow it would have been considered a bad pass

gyldenlove
11-21-2011, 08:52 PM
Kyle Arrington extends his NFL lead in INTs...

Who the F is Kyle Arrington?

A guy benefitting hugely from the zone coverage NE runs and batted balls.

Bronx33
11-21-2011, 08:52 PM
If that was Tebow it would have been considered a bad pass


Well duh... ;)

DBroncos4life
11-21-2011, 08:53 PM
If that was Tebow it would have been considered a bad pass

I'm sure the media will cut Tebow some slack after his third super bowl win.

Bronx33
11-21-2011, 08:54 PM
I'm sure the media will cut Tebow some slack after his third super bowl win.




Pfffffffftttttt!!

Simple Jake
11-21-2011, 09:02 PM
Nice throw...

Bronx33
11-21-2011, 09:03 PM
Ok i guess haley regrets showing more faith in palko huh 2x4.

Bronx33
11-21-2011, 09:04 PM
Palko is a big upgrade from Cassel. Palko is driving the team down the field and getting first downs instead of crouching in the fetal position when any pressure is applied like Cassel.


...

Blueflame
11-21-2011, 09:12 PM
...

How about... both Cassel and Palko suck. ;D

theAPAOps5
11-21-2011, 09:15 PM
Is Gruden drunk he keeps referring to a Delay of Game penalty as a False Start.

They called it Delay of Game, right?

theAPAOps5
11-21-2011, 09:15 PM
Palko is a big upgrade from Cassel. Palko is driving the team down the field and getting first downs instead of crouching in the fetal position when any pressure is applied like Cassel.

Scoreboard

KCStud
11-21-2011, 09:17 PM
Ok i guess haley regrets showing more faith in palko huh 2x4.

Palko has balls in the pocket. Just not the talent.

Bronx33
11-21-2011, 09:18 PM
Palko has balls in the pocket. Just not the talent.

Sadly those balls went to the DBs.

bronco militia
11-21-2011, 09:23 PM
Don't ever create these type of threads..most of the time, you look like an idiot.

What

That One Guy
11-21-2011, 09:23 PM
This game is so lame, they're deliberating NBA to NFL transitions?

FU Chefs...

theAPAOps5
11-21-2011, 09:24 PM
Whatever gets the Dud through the night.

Simple Jake
11-21-2011, 09:25 PM
God I wish Gruden would shut up

KCStud
11-21-2011, 09:26 PM
Sadly those balls went to the DBs.

ha well said

That One Guy
11-21-2011, 09:27 PM
Palko has balls in the pocket. Just not the talent.

I've seen him throw some bad balls because he was ducking out.

theAPAOps5
11-21-2011, 09:28 PM
ha well said

Meh first career start against the Patriots. Can't say it is a shocker. Hopefully he gets better for you guys. Ok, not really but don't want to pile on too much......




Scoreboard.

Armchair Bronco
11-21-2011, 09:29 PM
KC is pathetic. That pick 6 cost me a victory in fantasy football. I was primed to win this week until my opponent's NE defense racked up 21 points against KC! What a joke of a team KC is.

That One Guy
11-21-2011, 09:31 PM
KC is pathetic. That pick 6 cost me a victory in fantasy football. I was primed to win this week until my opponent's NE defense racked up 21 points against KC! What a joke of a team KC is.

I just checked mine and noticed the opponent made it closer somehow. It was the same thing. I think there's gonna be some upset folks out there from that...

That One Guy
11-21-2011, 09:34 PM
Ha!

Someone just ruined his prospects of shaking Haley's hand after the game...

KCStud
11-21-2011, 09:34 PM
Patriots showing the excellent class they always do. Throwing and going for it on 4th down twice when they game is clearly over.

theAPAOps5
11-21-2011, 09:36 PM
KC is pathetic. That pick 6 cost me a victory in fantasy football. I was primed to win this week until my opponent's NE defense racked up 21 points against KC! What a joke of a team KC is.

LOL I was saved by the flag on the last TD Throw by Brady ended up being a running TD!

That One Guy
11-21-2011, 09:36 PM
Patriots showing the excellent class they always do. Throwing and going for it on 4th down twice when they game is clearly over.

If they really were worried about points, they'd have kicked the FG.

You could argue going for it on 4th and ~5 or whatever was throwing KC a bone.

That One Guy
11-21-2011, 09:37 PM
Aww... they shook peacefully. What a letdown.

theAPAOps5
11-21-2011, 09:38 PM
Haley took the high road. Must be because it is Bellycheat.

KCStud
11-21-2011, 09:39 PM
If they really were worried about points, they'd have kicked the FG.

You could argue going for it on 4th and ~5 or whatever was throwing KC a bone.

Nah. Belicheat does this all the time. Did it to NY last week.

OrangeSe7en
11-21-2011, 09:40 PM
Palko has balls in the pocket. Just not the talent.

Since you're talking of Palko's balls, does that mean you're going to have a banjo fight over him with another Chiefs fan?

maher_tyler
11-21-2011, 09:40 PM
Patriots showing the excellent class they always do. Throwing and going for it on 4th down twice when they game is clearly over.

Don't kick an onside mid game!

theAPAOps5
11-21-2011, 09:41 PM
Don't kick an onside mid game!

They had to try something. God I just threw up in mouth, defending KC. What the hell is wrong with me.

colorado jones
11-21-2011, 09:41 PM
Chiefs = Loose bowel movement

gyldenlove
11-21-2011, 10:15 PM
The Patriots won me fantasy game, I was down by 15 and started Gronkowski, my opponent had Andre Reed - won by 5.

Rolandftw
11-21-2011, 10:16 PM
Chiefs had a good 20 minutes. Maybe the Patriots didn't take them serious in the beginning of the game.

Palko played decent in his short throws, but doesn't have the arm strength to consistently throw 10-20 yards. What I don't get is KC not using Jackie Battle more.

Armchair Bronco
11-21-2011, 10:46 PM
Don't kick an onside mid game!

Dumb decision after kicking the FG on 4th and short.

However, the way they disguised it was VERY clever. I expect to see other teams doing this now.

And it seems like the "ball on the ground" method of kicking the ball is catching on.

KCStud
11-21-2011, 11:02 PM
Gruden is a moron. He says injuries aren't an excuse bc other teams are playing well with injuries like the Texans, Raiders and Giants.

What about the Colts you dumbass.

Texans and Bears are boned. No way Leinart or Hanie do anything for these teams against good competition.

Armchair Bronco
11-21-2011, 11:15 PM
Gruden is "Mr. Extremis".

Half the comments he makes are over-the-top exaggerations:

"That was one of the greatest catches I've EVER seen!"

"I don't think it's possible to draw it up any better than that. The execution was absolutely flawless."

"He has to be one of the best bump and cover guys ever to have put on a uniform."

:facepalm

Broncos4Life
11-22-2011, 12:09 AM
So I was listening to the game tonight over the radio. Of course the Tebow comparison comes up, because Palko is a lefty. I don't know who the 2 guys were that were doing the game, but one guy says to the other, something like this:

Who do you think throws a better ball? Other guy says Palko, and its not even close!

The next pass Palko threw was int'd! Classic. Also, no comment on how Teebs doesn't throw int's after that stupid comment.