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broncocalijohn
11-20-2011, 10:42 PM
We saw the ripping of Tebow after the Lions game on the ESPN board. With Chargers week upon us now, it is time for our own Meme for Phillip Rivers. He has mediocrity with his 13 TDs and his 15 ints to go with 6 fumbles this season.

Billy Volek > Phillip Rivers

Natalie Wood Swimming Classes > Rivers

Sonny Bono Ski School > P. Rivers

Betty White's vagina > Rivers

Bea Arthur's vagina (currently) > Rivers

Commodore computer > Rivers

sharing a needle from a crack whore > Rivers

BroncoMan4ever
11-20-2011, 10:50 PM
truthfully Rivers is still the best QB in the division and one of the better QBs in the NFL. this year he is without his safety valve in Sproles, and the running game has been pretty ****ty. he is basically having to carry the team on his own and there are very few if any QBs in the NFL today that are capable of doing that.

i want to hate on the guy, but next year it will most likely be a return to form for the guy.

StugotsIII
11-20-2011, 10:55 PM
We saw the ripping of Tebow after the Lions game on the ESPN board. With Chargers week upon us now, it is time for our own Meme for Phillip Rivers. He has mediocrity with his 13 TDs and his 15 ints to go with 6 fumbles this season.

Billy Volek > Phillip Rivers

Natalie Wood Swimming Classes > Rivers

Sonny Bono Ski School > P. Rivers

Betty White's vagina > Rivers

Bea Arthur's vagina (currently) > Rivers

Commodore computer > Rivers

sharing a needle from a crack whore > Rivers

Bea Arthur's dick > Rivers

broncocalijohn
11-20-2011, 10:55 PM
truthfully Rivers is still the best QB in the division and one of the better QBs in the NFL. this year he is without his safety valve in Sproles, and the running game has been pretty ****ty. he is basically having to carry the team on his own and there are very few if any QBs in the NFL today that are capable of doing that.

i want to hate on the guy, but next year it will most likely be a return to form for the guy.

nice post for the first response. Orange4Life says thank you.

Way to stay on course.

Bea Arthur's dick > Rivers

That was a total typo on my part. You had it correct. One of the funniest Roasts Ive seen on Comedy Central. Too bad she is dead as he was a good sport.

broncocalijohn
11-20-2011, 11:02 PM
Spider's grammar skills > Rivers

Boob's ability to get laid > Rivers

Punisher actually not leaving the Mane > Rivers

Alpha Seirra cut n paste stat post about Tebow > Rivers

Bronco Warrior suing someone for plagerism > Rivers

Armchair Bronco
11-20-2011, 11:27 PM
I hate Rivers. I hope he throws 7 picks against Denver and has 2 fumbles. Can't stand the guy.

BroncoBuff
11-20-2011, 11:31 PM
He wasn't so hot today ... only Vincent Jackson kept him from sucking. Cutler outplayed him.


Cutler with broken thumb > Rivers

Crushaholic
11-20-2011, 11:38 PM
another Tebow thread > Rivers

epicSocialism4tw
11-21-2011, 01:26 AM
I have nothing against Rivers. He's extremely competitive.

It sucked watching Jay play against him because he generally outplayed Jay and the Chargers generally won. Jay would mope. It sucked.

Rivers > Chargers "fans"

OCBronco
11-21-2011, 02:00 AM
Rebecca Black's Friday > Rivers

Tommy Wiseau > Rivers

Master P's ballroom dancing > Rivers

Jeggings > Rivers

Shake Weight > Rivers

robbieopperude
11-21-2011, 02:02 AM
I can't wait for us to beat S.D. this week and see Von and Doom sack Rivers 5 times!

epicSocialism4tw
11-21-2011, 02:04 AM
I can't wait for us to beat S.D. this week and see Von and Doom sack Rivers 5 times!

Dumervil is back.

This weekend could be a good time to have a monster game.

StugotsIII
11-21-2011, 02:28 AM
Black jelly beans > Rivers
Raking leaves > Rivers
A shower with Jerry Sandusky > Rivers
Cat semen > Rivers
Gore Vidal > Rivers
Jay Cutler's broken thumb > Rivers
Judy Tenuta > Rivers
Snarf from Thundercats > Rivers
Ghost herpes > Rivers
Lists of things > than Rivers > Rivers

Powderaddict
11-21-2011, 05:30 AM
Having sex with no intention of impregnating the female > Rivers

55CrushEm
11-21-2011, 05:34 AM
Black jelly beans > Rivers
Raking leaves > Rivers
A shower with Jerry Sandusky > Rivers
Cat semen > Rivers
Gore Vidal > Rivers
Jay Cutler's broken thumb > Rivers
Judy Tenuta > Rivers
Snarf from Thundercats > Rivers
Ghost herpes > Rivers
Lists of things > than Rivers > Rivers

Whoa, dude.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
11-21-2011, 06:38 AM
Tebow > Rivers

Kaylore
11-21-2011, 06:50 AM
Carl Lewis singing the National Anthem > Rivers
Brett Favre Unretiring > Rivers
Barry Bonds getting the home run record > Rivers
Scott Norwood's accuracy in clutch situations > Rivers
The Browns defense at the end of the AFCCG > Rivers
Greg Louganis' scalp > Rivers
Kerri Strug's leg > Rivers
Mel Gibson's anti-semitism > Rivers
Losing to Glass Joe > Rivers
Playing ET on Atari > Rivers

maher_tyler
11-21-2011, 06:53 AM
We saw the ripping of Tebow after the Lions game on the ESPN board. With Chargers week upon us now, it is time for our own Meme for Phillip Rivers. He has mediocrity with his 13 TDs and his 15 ints to go with 6 fumbles this season.

Billy Volek > Phillip Rivers

Natalie Wood Swimming Classes > Rivers

Sonny Bono Ski School > P. Rivers

Betty White's vagina > Rivers

Bea Arthur's vagina (currently) > Rivers

Commodore computer > Rivers

sharing a needle from a crack whore > Rivers

Tanning Beds > Rivers
Sega CD > Rivers
Dreamcast > Rivers

fontaine
11-21-2011, 06:54 AM
As long as Doom/Bunkley/Miller continue to disrupt the OL, I can't see Rivers having his usual passing success against us.

DenverBroncosJM
11-21-2011, 08:59 AM
We really need the .gif of Rivers freaking out when he doesnt get the snap

Agamemnon
11-21-2011, 12:27 PM
I'm still completely mystified at how bad Rivers has sucked this year. Dude was coming off three straight 100+ QB rating years, and now he looks worse than a rusty Carson Palmer.

Broncos4me
11-21-2011, 12:36 PM
a rusty Carson Palmer > Rivers

broncocalijohn
11-22-2011, 07:42 PM
A waived Orton> Rivers

Powderaddict
11-23-2011, 08:15 AM
a rusty Carson Palmer > Rivers

A "Rusty Trombone" > Rivers

bendog
11-23-2011, 08:35 AM
Jail sex > Rivers

TheReverend
11-23-2011, 08:42 AM
Tanning Beds > Rivers
Sega CD > Rivers
Dreamcast > Rivers

SegaCD was SO underrated. The original version of Lunar is one of the best games ever and Sewer Shark was awesome if you took the time to get good at it.