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Chris
11-17-2011, 03:15 PM
How bout some orange tinted Von Miller grandpa glasses?

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/nfl/players/full/13976.png
That'd be first on my list.


A Macfarlane's toy of Broderick Bunkley doing this

http://www.wildaboutmovies.com/images_3/300MoviePoster5.jpg


A broncos themed Von Doom mask.

http://www.skinema.com/FanFourDoomMaskBig.gif

So much to consider...

Smiling Assassin27
11-17-2011, 03:20 PM
http://belieber.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/hoe-i-aint-playing-with-you-urkel.png

bendog
11-17-2011, 03:21 PM
Tebow Dildo. Larger, stronger, longer lasting and just all in all better satisfying.

Smiling Assassin27
11-17-2011, 03:25 PM
The Kyle Orton tested, Kyle Orton approved sideline beer helmet:

http://www.zymetrical.com/images/beer-football-helmet.jpg

broncosteven
11-17-2011, 03:26 PM
ExerCycles with a Bronco logo and the number 27 on them.

edog24
11-17-2011, 03:27 PM
Kyle Orton snuggie to lay around in?

bendog
11-17-2011, 03:27 PM
John Elway cigarette lighter.

broncosteven
11-17-2011, 03:29 PM
Kyle Orton's cement Nikes?

bendog
11-17-2011, 03:31 PM
Travis Henry condoms ... oh wait, nevermind.

Smiling Assassin27
11-17-2011, 03:33 PM
The Brian Dawkins 'Today Is Your Day' Motivational CD Series.

DenverBroncosJM
11-17-2011, 03:34 PM
that blue hoodie that Mc' D always wore the light blue one Ive been looking for it....

broncosteven
11-17-2011, 03:35 PM
Marcus Thomas HAM

bendog
11-17-2011, 03:36 PM
toilet bowls with mcd's face painted inside

broncosteven
11-17-2011, 03:38 PM
Thunder's "Mane and Tail" Shampoo

You have to have seen the greatest movie ever sold to get this.

bendog
11-17-2011, 03:41 PM
Know Show Moreno Action Figure. It breaks in 100 different ways.

broncosteven
11-17-2011, 03:43 PM
Know Show Moreno Action Figure. It breaks in 100 different ways.

and is only fun vs KFC action figures

broncosteven
11-17-2011, 03:46 PM
Donald Trumps The Apprentice NFL, Broncos edition featuring Josh McDaniels

Chris
11-17-2011, 03:47 PM
Know Show Moreno Action Figure. It breaks in 100 different ways.

It springs a big leap before it breaks though.

Chris
11-17-2011, 03:48 PM
The Brian Dawkins 'Today Is Your Day' Motivational CD Series.

would buy.

bendog
11-17-2011, 03:49 PM
The Josh McDaniels Grill Lighter. It would only be sold to people who supported him after the 2009 season started, and it is guaranteed to result in third degree burns.

broncosteven
11-17-2011, 03:49 PM
Ok not Bronco related but I think it is cool for tonight.

Rex Ryan Gold bond foot powder?

Chris
11-17-2011, 03:51 PM
Rex Ryan extra large "stomach" staples

bendog
11-17-2011, 03:51 PM
Joe Mays After Shave. It knocks your **** out and burns for days.

broncosteven
11-17-2011, 04:21 PM
Joe Mays After Shave. It knocks your **** out and burns for days.

Joe Mays Broncos Bowling ball would be cool

broncosteven
11-17-2011, 04:44 PM
DJ Williams Shot glass

Gort
11-17-2011, 04:53 PM
Kyle Orton's cement Nikes?

they already exist.

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/216/309131-block_large.jpg

Gort
11-17-2011, 04:55 PM
Nate Webster PEZ dispenser with a helmet not properly attached to it.

RaiderH8r
11-17-2011, 04:57 PM
Actually they should be selling the hell out of Von Miller frames. Tell me that wouldn't be hilarious to see 76K Broncos fans showing up to games with a pair of those bad boys on. In fact...Where's Meck77, I have a business opportunity for him. :)