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Kaylore
11-17-2011, 08:34 AM
Jets come back from an embarrassing loss and dismantle us systematically. Tebow runs the veer all night for 13 net yards and a safety. 0 passing yards.

We lose so badly that Gandalf would rather let all pass.

Kaylore
11-17-2011, 08:35 AM
We lose so badly Meatloaf would rather do "that" than watch.

Kaylore
11-17-2011, 08:36 AM
We lose so badly Ronald Reagan would rather the Berlin Wall stay than allow the travesty to go on.

Kaylore
11-17-2011, 08:37 AM
We lose so badly Indiana Jones would rather watch the Arc of the Covenant be opened.

Dr. Broncenstein
11-17-2011, 08:42 AM
We lose so badly that Ferris Beuller goes back to school and likes it.

jhns
11-17-2011, 08:43 AM
Double negative threads = bad for us.

The Joker
11-17-2011, 08:43 AM
We lose so badly that next week Kaylore manages to start the "How badly do we lose..." thread before someone else has already done it.

tsiguy96
11-17-2011, 08:45 AM
We lose so badly that next week Kaylore manages to start the "How badly do we lose..." thread before someone else has already done it.

LOL

ColoradoDarin
11-17-2011, 08:53 AM
We lose so bad, parents let kids watch Ghostbusters.

55CrushEm
11-17-2011, 08:54 AM
We lose so bad that Beck changes the lyrics of Loser to say, "YOU'RE a loser, baby....."

55CrushEm
11-17-2011, 08:55 AM
We lose so bad that my wife gives me sympathy sex....

ColoradoDarin
11-17-2011, 08:57 AM
We lose so bad that my wife gives me sympathy sex....

We lose so bad, that I turn down my wife's sympathy sex

OABB
11-17-2011, 09:01 AM
We lose so bad that rex jerks off on tebows broken feet.

crowebomber
11-17-2011, 09:03 AM
We lose so bad that Jockey fires Tebow and hires Spider.

peacepipe
11-17-2011, 09:05 AM
We lose so bad, that I turn down my wife's sympathy sex

LOL

TheReverend
11-17-2011, 09:05 AM
We lose so badly that by Friday morning Denver will be at sea level.

We lose so badly that Tebow becomes an athiest.

We're going to lose so badly that out of overwhelming frustration John Elway will grind his teeth down to normal size.

We lose so badly Pat Bowlen sobers up.

We lose so badly the team relocates to Myrtle Beach with its deadbeat girlfriend.

Dagmar
11-17-2011, 09:10 AM
We lose so badly that next week Kaylore manages to start the "How badly do we lose..." thread before everyone else has already done it.

Fixed

The Joker
11-17-2011, 09:13 AM
Fixed

We lose so badly that Dagmar learns the difference between starting a thread and posting in one.

FISH
11-17-2011, 09:38 AM
We lose so bad, that I turn down my wife's sympathy sex

....me to.....

FISH
11-17-2011, 09:40 AM
We lose so badly that Pee Wee Herman falls off the wagon and rushes over to the nearest theater...

Evenrude
11-17-2011, 09:40 AM
We lose so bad, they bring Brian Griese out of retirement to start week 12...

FISH
11-17-2011, 09:41 AM
We lose so badly Brian Griese refuses to come out of retirement to start week 12...

vonqkilla
11-17-2011, 09:45 AM
We lose so bad God burns

All > Tebow

In both endzones and the sky in Red blinking letters until April 26th 2012...

Mr.Meanie
11-17-2011, 09:46 AM
We lose so badly that Tebow formally renounces all religion.

Pick Six
11-17-2011, 10:06 AM
We lose so bad that Beck changes the lyrics of Loser to say, "YOU'RE a loser, baby....."

In honor of the OP, we lose so badly that Fox inquires about John Beck as a replacement for Tebow (saying that Beck can do a better job than Tebow at quarterback)...LOL;)

Kaylore
11-17-2011, 10:20 AM
We lose so bad even Smashmouth thinks we're not cool.

FISH
11-17-2011, 10:47 AM
We lose so bad Ryan Leaf criticizes TimBow and quickly loses his temper when his career is brought up...

teknic
11-17-2011, 10:52 AM
We lose so badly that Tebow cries in the post game press conference.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4VxVoYvqOw

TerrElway
11-17-2011, 10:53 AM
We lose so bad Tebow's virgin card is revoked.

TerrElway
11-17-2011, 10:54 AM
We lose so bad Snooki's virginity GROWS BACK!

Boobs McGee
11-17-2011, 10:56 AM
We lose so badly that charlie sheen stops winning.

FISH
11-17-2011, 11:04 AM
We lose so bad today that the "how bad do we lose.." threads disappear never to be seen again until the next time we lose so bad....

p7superfly
11-17-2011, 11:04 AM
Von and Elvis combine for 8 sacks, the defense scores twice, and we win 17-14.

Either that, or we lose by 20+.

The line is apparently around 5, with an over under of 40.5. For gamblers here, I'd go with the Jets, give up 5, and go with the under. Without even blinking.

FISH
11-17-2011, 11:06 AM
Von and Elvis combine for 8 sacks, the defense scores twice, and we win 17-14.

Either that, or we lose by 20+.

The line is apparently around 5, with an over under of 40.5. For gamblers here, I'd go with the Jets, give up 5, and go with the under. Without even blinking.

boooo

TheReverend
11-17-2011, 11:08 AM
Von and Elvis combine for 8 sacks, the defense scores twice, and we win 17-14.

Either that, or we lose by 20+.

The line is apparently around 5, with an over under of 40.5. For gamblers here, I'd go with the Jets, give up 5, and go with the under. Without even blinking.

We lose so badly I don't bertstare this post

crowebomber
11-17-2011, 11:08 AM
Von and Elvis combine for 8 sacks, the defense scores twice, and we win 17-14.

Either that, or we lose by 20+.

The line is apparently around 5, with an over under of 40.5. For gamblers here, I'd go with the Jets, give up 5, and go with the under. Without even blinking.

.

FISH
11-17-2011, 11:10 AM
We lose so badly I don't bertstare this post

We lose so badly that I do

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QCcMTHCBJ4c/TO6zUfb1tbI/AAAAAAAADS8/uswEeD8UxI8/s1600/Bert%2Bstare.jpg

Kaylore
11-17-2011, 11:10 AM
We lose so badly I don't bertstare this post

We lose so badly I do.

Von and Elvis combine for 8 sacks, the defense scores twice, and we win 17-14.

Either that, or we lose by 20+.

The line is apparently around 5, with an over under of 40.5. For gamblers here, I'd go with the Jets, give up 5, and go with the under. Without even blinking.
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000972371/bertstare_xlarge.jpeg

TheReverend
11-17-2011, 11:13 AM
We lose so badly baja makes an "I told you so" thread about the fall of the United States and the superiority of the non-corrupt, benevolent Mexico.

p7superfly
11-17-2011, 11:14 AM
Tough crowd.

The Bert stare is the most intimidating thing since Tim Tebow.

DomCasual
11-17-2011, 11:20 AM
This will be Rex Ryan, talking to John Fox, after the game.

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bendog
11-17-2011, 11:22 AM
We lose so badly that these idiots stop putting Jesus on their Tebow jerseys

mr007
11-17-2011, 11:44 AM
We lose so badly MacGruder stops sucking Tebow's dick.

55CrushEm
11-17-2011, 11:54 AM
We lose so badly MacGruder stops sucking Tebow's dick.

On the flip side, we could win by such a large margin that jhns stops sucking Cutler's.....

jhns
11-17-2011, 11:59 AM
On the flip side, we could win by such a large margin that jhns stops sucking Cutler's.....

That would be a pretty big win.

bendog
11-17-2011, 12:01 PM
We lose so bad God foresakes Tebow

Mr. Elway
11-17-2011, 12:09 PM
We lose so bad that Plummer would sooner sign Mike Shanahan to a ten year handball coaching contract.

bendog
11-17-2011, 12:12 PM
We lose so badly Satan takes all of our souls

mhgaffney
11-17-2011, 12:15 PM
The lemming parade.

Thank G-d Tebow is a leader on the field -- not a lemming.

That One Guy
11-17-2011, 12:26 PM
The lemming parade.

Thank G-d Tebow is a leader on the field -- not a lemming.

We lose so bad gaffney's posts stop sucking.

bendog
11-17-2011, 12:29 PM
We lose so badly, Tebow takes up drinking

TDmvp
11-17-2011, 12:30 PM
We lose so badly, Tebow takes up drinking

and whoring ...:spit:

That One Guy
11-17-2011, 12:31 PM
We lose so bad Blueflame quits rescuing baja and merges these threads so I can read them all at once.

TDmvp
11-17-2011, 12:36 PM
But on a serious note , I could see us losing twice as bad as we did to the Lions.

I've been reading a lot of stories and hearing on TV that our team is retarded and our coach wants our Qb to get deported cause he's crappy and we have only like 3 players on our team that are NFL worthy. The kicker was Collin Cowherd said we are garbage and Tebow is the worst player in the history of the league at any position so I know it's fact....


Final score . Jets 86 Broncos 14 ...

That One Guy
11-17-2011, 12:48 PM
But on a serious note , I could see us losing twice as bad as we did to the Lions.

I've been reading a lot of stories and hearing on TV that our team is retarded and our coach wants our Qb to get deported cause he's crappy and we have only like 3 players on our team that are NFL worthy. The kicker was Collin Cowherd said we are garbage and Tebow is the worst player in the history of the league at any position so I know it's fact....


Final score . Jets 86 Broncos 14 ...

86-14?

After the first quarter.

Then they bench Tebow for Quinn. Quinn spends the last 3 quarters obsessed with the guy that keeps teasing him by bending over in front of him. Every snap becomes a fumble which the Jets return for TDs and they start running out the clock to not hit 1000.

cutthemdown
11-17-2011, 12:53 PM
Tebow may struggle, but you know what? we will only lose by 6-7 tds.

TheReverend
11-17-2011, 12:58 PM
We lose so bad Blueflame quits rescuing baja and merges these threads so I can read them all at once.

http://i55.tinypic.com/30j77lh.jpg

Tombstone RJ
11-17-2011, 01:10 PM
Jets come back from an embarrassing loss and dismantle us systematically. Tebow runs the veer all night for 13 net yards and a safety. 0 passing yards.

We lose so badly that Gandalf would rather let all pass.

:wiggle:

We lose so bad that Sports Authority Stadium is renamed Rexfield and the stadium is magically transformed from a giant diaphram into a giant hamburger.

bowtown
11-17-2011, 01:13 PM
We lose so bad that Elway has to give his rings to Mark Sanchez.

epicSocialism4tw
11-17-2011, 01:13 PM
:wiggle:

We lose so bad that Sports Authority Stadium is renamed Rexfield and the stadium is magically transformed from a giant diaphram into a giant hamburger.

Ha!

Tyrell Jones
11-17-2011, 01:16 PM
jets 45 bronchoes 3 yall cant throw a pass

epicSocialism4tw
11-17-2011, 01:16 PM
Tebow throws 100 pick 6's and we lose 698-6.

Jets kicker wears his leg out kicking the extra points and misses a couple.

Denver scores when Von Miller waltzes into the backfield and acts like he's going to hit Sanchez, Sanchez flinches and drops the ball, allowing Miller to stroll into the endzone. Tebow fumbles the subsequent two point conversion.

ColoradoDarin
11-17-2011, 01:18 PM
jets 45 bronchoes 3 yall cant throw a pass

We lose so bad, raider fans learn proper spelling and grammar.

epicSocialism4tw
11-17-2011, 01:27 PM
jets 45 bronchoes 3 yall cant throw a pass

Um...did you really just type "bronchoes", look at it, think that it would be funny, and then hit "submit"?

What's next "Tebow good? Homie don't play dat!"?

Get out the hammer pants and the Dee Brown Reebok Pumps. Crank up some Geto Boys. Its 1991!

http://dreamlife.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/homey-d-clown.jpg

http://www.shoed-in.com/ashoeblog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Mc-Hammer-in-harem-pants.jpg

http://www.highsnobiety.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/reebok-pump-omni-dee-brown-1.jpg

bowtown
11-17-2011, 01:27 PM
We lose so bad, raider fans learn proper spelling and grammar.

Impossible.

TheReverend
11-17-2011, 01:30 PM
http://www.highsnobiety.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/reebok-pump-omni-dee-brown-1.jpg

I'd wear those pumps for sure.

epicSocialism4tw
11-17-2011, 01:33 PM
I'd wear those pumps for sure.

Dee Brown was the next big thing.

The Dee fade, the no look dunk...reebok pumps were an inevitability.

...

...but the question is: would you wear the hammer pants?

TheReverend
11-17-2011, 01:35 PM
Dee Brown was the next big thing.

The Dee fade, the no look dunk...reebok pumps were an inevitability.

...

...but the question is: would you wear the hammer pants?

The Broncos lose so badly, I take off the hammers pants I'm wearing right now.

epicSocialism4tw
11-17-2011, 01:39 PM
Nothin' but the best for Tyrell Jones...

http://www.roopooco.com/images/toadpics/FlatBumbag2.JPG

to match the

http://www.scorpioshoes.com/mens-2/shoes-5/formal-lace-up-49/gucinari-b268-mens-premium-ostritch-effect-14806-6664_zoom.jpg

alkemical
11-17-2011, 01:48 PM
Impossible.


https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5AAtVNaNtgQM8Z8yx1K_AKT-UjYKSZZ_3kzTLEpyuspkRkZmieA

Shoemaker
11-17-2011, 02:27 PM
We lose so badly that King Neckbeard swears off skanks and Jack Daniels.

That One Guy
11-17-2011, 02:32 PM
LOL

After that post... We lose so bad, Epic posts something funny for a second time.

OrangeCrush2724
11-17-2011, 02:43 PM
We lose so bad that they count this as two loses.

bowtown
11-17-2011, 02:43 PM
We lose so bad, Tebow moves to London and becomes the next Aleister Crowley.

Bronco Vixen
11-17-2011, 02:44 PM
We lose so badly that you all must replace your avatars with sparkly snifter glasses

epicSocialism4tw
11-17-2011, 02:45 PM
We lose so badly that you all must replace your avatars with sparkly snifter glasses

I asked blueflame to make one of me in a speedo, but she didn't come through for me for some reason. ;D

Bronco Vixen
11-17-2011, 02:54 PM
I asked blueflame to make one of me in a speedo, but she didn't come through for me for some reason. ;D

And who says she's not a competent moderator!

That One Guy
11-17-2011, 03:01 PM
We lose so badly that you all must replace your avatars with sparkly snifter glasses

I've been thinking I should spoof those for quite some time now.

Fat guy with huge man boobs in a provocative pose in a glass? I'd have to turn off my avatar.. but I'd be highly amused.

Bronco Vixen
11-17-2011, 03:04 PM
I've been thinking I should spoof those for quite some time now.

Fat guy with huge man boobs Tebowing in a glass? I'd have to turn off my avatar.. but I'd be highly amused.

FYP...for the win

epicSocialism4tw
11-17-2011, 03:05 PM
And who says she's not a competent moderator!

Yeah, come to think of it I think that guys like Tonyr and Denverbrit would follow me around even more. Probably not a good idea. ;D

bendog
11-17-2011, 03:16 PM
We're gonna lose so bad, Thunder turns gay.

bowtown
11-17-2011, 03:35 PM
We lose so badly that you all must replace your avatars with sparkly snifter glasses

We lose so bad that unicorn jizz becomes evil.

sinuous sausage
11-17-2011, 03:38 PM
we lose so bad I actually come up with something witty to say in the "we lose so bad" thread

bendog
11-17-2011, 03:41 PM
We lose so badly, the League takes away the Mia "win."

FISH
11-17-2011, 03:46 PM
we lose so bad that the U.S.S.R. reunites to rebuild the wall and censor western television feeds so as not to expose their populace to the democratic atrocity that is our loss....

p7superfly
11-17-2011, 03:47 PM
We lose so bad, raider fans learn proper spelling and grammar.

Amen. :notworthy

tebowisdabomb
11-17-2011, 03:47 PM
38-3

broncosteven
11-17-2011, 03:51 PM
jets 45 bronchoes 3 yall cant throw a pass

We lose sooo bad that Tyrell Jones's Bootsy Collins/P-funk Bay Area Cover band loses "the Funk" and is forced to play Ann Murray and Debbie Boone covers at it's next couple Holiday Inn gigs.

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee74/broncosteven/tyrellJonesPfunkpirate-1.png

http://delafont.com/music_acts/Music_Images/b-collins1.jpg


I do have to say as a white bread honky I would pay good money to see a Bootsy Collins cover band play the local Holiday Inn with a set list of "Could I have this dance", "All by myself", "Have you ever been mellow" and "You light up my life".

bendog
11-17-2011, 03:54 PM
We lose so bad, Jesse James goes not only goes back to bush but becomes a lesbian.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-17-2011, 03:57 PM
we lose so badly the city of denver kicks the broncos out of denver and the nfl kicks the broncos out of the usa then the team being homeless and depress commits suicide.
If only we would of done the most epic play even conceived in the history of football .
the most epic play ever the play that would vault us into the super bowl.

.................................................. .................................
THE SHOVEL PUNT PASS

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-17-2011, 04:00 PM
we lose soo badly Colorado gets kicked out of the united states
we lose soo badly 2012 end of the world gets moved up to after halftime

bendog
11-17-2011, 04:02 PM
We lose so badly, Trey and Matt not only kill the show, but all the characters and burn all the archives.

lod01
11-17-2011, 04:19 PM
It won't be a blowout but it will be a teblow beatdown dished out by the Jets.

broncosteven
11-17-2011, 04:28 PM
We lose so bad the Muppets join the NFL Live desk...wait I am confused.

bendog
11-17-2011, 04:30 PM
We lose so bad, the NFL awards us rights to Barkley and moves the franchise to LA

Mile High Mojoe
11-17-2011, 04:51 PM
Jets come back from an embarrassing loss and dismantle us systematically. Tebow runs the veer all night for 13 net yards and a safety. 0 passing yards.

We lose so badly that Gandalf would rather let all pass.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h318/gomilehigh/le-but-that-little-difference-makes-a-big-difference-that-little-difference-is-attitude-the-big-difference-is-whether-it-is-positive-or-nega.jpg

Sad you have so little faith. I don't remember you being so negative in past years about the Broncos what happened? Maybe I missed something why the sour attitude?

bendog
11-17-2011, 04:54 PM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h318/gomilehigh/le-but-that-little-difference-makes-a-big-difference-that-little-difference-is-attitude-the-big-difference-is-whether-it-is-positive-or-nega.jpg

Sad you have so little faith. I don't remember you being so negative in past years about the Broncos what happened? Maybe I missed something why the sour attitude?

it's a reverse mojo thread for people with senses of humor.

We lose so bad Frodo just gives the ring to Sauron saying he doesn't have the heart to care anymore.

That One Guy
11-17-2011, 05:10 PM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h318/gomilehigh/le-but-that-little-difference-makes-a-big-difference-that-little-difference-is-attitude-the-big-difference-is-whether-it-is-positive-or-nega.jpg

Sad you have so little faith. I don't remember you being so negative in past years about the Broncos what happened? Maybe I missed something why the sour attitude?

We lose so bad, noone ever questions how bad we'll lose again.

We lose so bad, people get the joke.

Mile High Mojoe
11-17-2011, 05:10 PM
it's a reverse mojo thread for people with senses of humor.

We lose so bad Frodo just gives the ring to Sauron saying he doesn't have the heart to care anymore.

Ha! Ha! Got me there, nice line.LOL

broncosteven
11-17-2011, 05:30 PM
We lose so bad that NASA Astronauts are forced to hitch rides on Ruski rockets.

Sim Pilot 4.0
11-17-2011, 05:36 PM
We lose so bad that we hire Dennis Green to give his meltdown speech as a pre game inspriation speech for eternity!

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That One Guy
11-17-2011, 05:39 PM
We lose so bad that we hire Dennis Green to give his meltdown speech as a pre game inspriation speech for eternity!

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/m_N1OjGhIFc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

And if it's too bad, Fox has to give that speech.

TheReverend
11-17-2011, 05:41 PM
And who says she's not a competent moderator!

Everyone.

Literally everyone.