bendog
11-15-2011, 07:56 AM
Breakfast at the Buckhorn Exchange - Buffalo Tartar and Fried Rocky Mountain Oysters cause I’m a Man.
Full body massage at Brown Palace Spa - pro athletes need to start their days off with a good workout and maybe for a fifty buck tip I’ll get the Big Happy.
Cherry Creek Bike Trail - hahahaha only kidding. Exercise is for losers who can’t afford pros.
Woodhouse Spa - pedicure. Nuff said.
Kitty’s East - pick up a little something gift for the Misses.
Denver’s Brews Cruise - no walking tours for the Rex because exercise gets in the way of a nice morning buzz.
Brunch - New Saigon - I don’t really like “Cong Food” but I dig looking at Viet chicks tits and asses.
Lunch at Bull and Bush - screw those stuck up Viet chicks and get a burger and beer and the only woman I want to see is one leaving my table after bringing me my Beer and Food.
The Zoo - I don’t know why but I really get off on looking at animals behind bars.
Wyncoop Brewing Co. - I’m a competitive guy, OK, so I need to shoot some pool
Coors Tour - I’m Old School, baby.
Balistreri Vineyards - wine tour because it’s time to start thinking about Dinner.
Bonacquisti Wine Company - ditto.
Dinner - Elway’s at Cherry Creek - even though I know that cheap ass bastard won’t comp me.
Scarlet Ranch - the Rex needs to unwind a little before hitting the sheets because it’s an early morning tomorrow to start looking at that Game Plan.
Full body massage at Brown Palace Spa - pro athletes need to start their days off with a good workout and maybe for a fifty buck tip I’ll get the Big Happy.
Cherry Creek Bike Trail - hahahaha only kidding. Exercise is for losers who can’t afford pros.
Woodhouse Spa - pedicure. Nuff said.
Kitty’s East - pick up a little something gift for the Misses.
Denver’s Brews Cruise - no walking tours for the Rex because exercise gets in the way of a nice morning buzz.
Brunch - New Saigon - I don’t really like “Cong Food” but I dig looking at Viet chicks tits and asses.
Lunch at Bull and Bush - screw those stuck up Viet chicks and get a burger and beer and the only woman I want to see is one leaving my table after bringing me my Beer and Food.
The Zoo - I don’t know why but I really get off on looking at animals behind bars.
Wyncoop Brewing Co. - I’m a competitive guy, OK, so I need to shoot some pool
Coors Tour - I’m Old School, baby.
Balistreri Vineyards - wine tour because it’s time to start thinking about Dinner.
Bonacquisti Wine Company - ditto.
Dinner - Elway’s at Cherry Creek - even though I know that cheap ass bastard won’t comp me.
Scarlet Ranch - the Rex needs to unwind a little before hitting the sheets because it’s an early morning tomorrow to start looking at that Game Plan.