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Gort
11-14-2011, 04:24 PM
a free-form thread for mocking NY's lesser-accomplished franchise, the Jets...

caption, photoshop, snark, and/or haiku to your heart's content!

http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Rex.jpg

caption #1: do these pants make me look fat?
caption #2: goddamit! they said there'd be donuts after the game!

ghwk
11-14-2011, 04:41 PM
Look at all dem feets!

Dagmar
11-14-2011, 04:44 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lscv2kMLvx1qzukz8o1_400.jpg

Dagmar
11-14-2011, 04:45 PM
http://chzupnextinsports.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/sports-pictures-rex-ryan-wins-chins1.jpg

Dagmar
11-14-2011, 04:46 PM
http://bakedthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/fat-bastard-rex.jpg

brncs_fan
11-14-2011, 04:52 PM
Am I to assume that this is also to look alike thread?

Man-Goblin
11-14-2011, 04:56 PM
In before wonderful, wonderful foot fetish jokes.

Gort
11-14-2011, 04:58 PM
Am I to assume that this is also to look alike thread?

it's anything you want it to be!!

http://ultimatereviews.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Austin-Powers.jpg

Gort
11-14-2011, 05:00 PM
In before wonderful, wonderful foot fetish jokes.

the feet that launched a thousand jokes...

http://newsoholics.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/michelle-ryan-feet.jpg

KO5K
11-14-2011, 05:12 PM
http://static5.businessinsider.com/image/4d3082f14bd7c8672e2e0000/jets-rex-ryan-feet.jpg

epicSocialism4tw
11-14-2011, 05:16 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lscv2kMLvx1qzukz8o1_400.jpg

Unbeatable.

This. Wins.

FISH
11-14-2011, 05:26 PM
These two guys look so similar its spooky!
http://66.147.244.160/~turnont2/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/rexryanugly.jpg

http://phillysportscentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/rob-ryan-e1312303884157.jpg


ka ray zee!

Dr. Broncenstein
11-14-2011, 05:26 PM
http://blogimages.thescore.com/nfl/files/2010/12/rex-ryan-toes.jpg

Dagmar
11-14-2011, 05:49 PM
http://cdn3.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/2099502/GYI0063070094.jpg

DomCasual
11-17-2011, 11:03 AM
I saw a Jets fan
Wearing a fireman's helmet?
Yonder, a douchebag!

TDmvp
11-17-2011, 11:06 AM
I saw a Jets fan
Wearing a fireman's helmet?
Yonder, a douchebag!

F-ing hate hate that guy. Also hate that the media shows him non stop and espn even used him for the MNF intro of few weeks ago. Ed is the ultimate attention whore and from what I've read a total @sshole.

DomCasual
11-17-2011, 11:09 AM
Last Jets Super Bowl.
Suzy Kolber, four years old.
I wanna kiss you!

DomCasual
11-17-2011, 11:13 AM
On an island, bored!
Revis wakes to orange blur!
Jesus scores again.

TDmvp
11-17-2011, 11:13 AM
To follow up on fireman Ed... Check out this list...

Fireman Ed and the 10 Most Self-Important Fans Ever
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/479658-fireman-ed-and-the-10-most-self-important-fans-ever


And how they talk about Barrel Man in comparison to the other "super fans" ...



No. 8: Tom McKernan Aka The Barrel Man
Unlike some of his counterparts on this esteemed list, Tim McKernan wasn't annoying or overbearing.

He was just a naked dude wearing a barrel to Broncos' games.

After attending Broncos' games for 30 years wearing his famous barrel, McKernan hung it up in 2007 after a string of health problems.

He died in December 2009.

In the end, he makes this list because his barrel-wearing antics actually started over a bet with his brother.

McKernan thought he could get on TV, and he was right.


But I hate Ed , he's a total moron.

bendog
11-17-2011, 11:18 AM
Why is revis on an island? If he was on the mainland Rex would eat him ... after sucking his toes.

Gort
11-17-2011, 01:45 PM
here's another look-a-like..

http://celebritycellphonenumber.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Mark-Sanchez.jpg http://ninecooks.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/tomatosauce.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomato_can_%28sports_idiom%29