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Bob's your Information Minister
11-14-2011, 02:33 AM
http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2011/11/13/17/38/1papnM.SlMa.81.jpg

MacGruder
11-14-2011, 02:41 AM
How the fug is Tebow winning these games?

I have to completely re-evaluate my entire conception of how the game is played and what wins !!



Ahhhh Fug it.. I'll just sell the farm for Andrew Luck..

Armchair Bronco
11-14-2011, 02:55 AM
http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2011/11/13/17/38/1papnM.SlMa.81.jpg

That Ring of Fame isn't big enough for both me and Tebow!

ol#7
11-14-2011, 03:01 AM
The guy in the shorts is really creeping me out!

Hotwheelz
11-14-2011, 03:09 AM
http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2011/11/13/17/38/1papnM.SlMa.81.jpg

Like a baws.

Hotwheelz
11-14-2011, 03:14 AM
http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2011/11/13/17/38/1papnM.SlMa.81.jpg

I wonder if that guy can see my boner...

*slides hands in pocket*

*moans* Why hello, little duke. That guy can totally see it.

Blueflame
11-14-2011, 03:32 AM
The guy in the shorts is really creeping me out!

The guy in shorts... what the hell is on his knee? Looks like he knelt down in a pile of dog crap.

Armchair Bronco
11-14-2011, 04:07 AM
Hey buddy...wanna see my knee braces?

Man-Goblin
11-14-2011, 06:35 AM
Elway: Rollin'.
Chubby guy in shorts holding a ball and the 14 fans left in the stands: Hatin'.

HorseHead
11-14-2011, 06:38 AM
"I need a drink"...

gtown
11-14-2011, 06:58 AM
http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2011/11/13/17/38/1papnM.SlMa.81.jpg


Damnit Tim! Can't you see that I am trying to mortgage the franchise's future for a "can't miss" player? Now I have to throw in our 2016 1st and 2nd rounders for Luck!

Play2win
11-14-2011, 07:04 AM
God, what is that awful smell? Oh, that right I'm in Arrowhead...

MacGruder
11-14-2011, 07:08 AM
Elway: "I think my pants are too tight... I wonder if anyone else notices... "

Weird guy: "I think my pants are too baggy and too short at the same time.. but at least my pants aren't too tight like John elway's"

Shotgun Willie
11-14-2011, 07:43 AM
The guy in shorts... what the hell is on his knee? Looks like he knelt down in a pile of dog crap.

If someone cut that guy's pic in half and I could only see him from the waist-up, I'd guess he weighs at least 250. If I only saw his legs, I'd guess about 90 lbs. Seriously, what's up with the 10 year old girl ankles?

tsiguy96
11-14-2011, 07:56 AM
i really think elway is getting bugged that tebow is winning or showing the capability for winning. for whatever reason, he has to view tebow as a guy that they cannot win a championship with, and now he cant leave his mark with a new QB on the team.

Requiem
11-14-2011, 08:01 AM
Elway: "That's not a stick up my ass, it is a bottle of Jack Daniels!"

bowtown
11-14-2011, 08:02 AM
http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2011/11/13/17/38/1papnM.SlMa.81.jpg

"I hope my fur coat and alligator boots get here soon."

Shotgun Willie
11-14-2011, 08:02 AM
i really think elway is getting bugged that tebow is winning or showing the capability for winning. for whatever reason, he has to view tebow as a guy that they cannot win a championship with, and now he cant leave his mark with a new QB on the team.

Every additional win means it's going to cost him more picks to move up and grab Luck.

bowtown
11-14-2011, 08:04 AM
i really think elway is getting bugged that tebow is winning or showing the capability for winning. for whatever reason, he has to view tebow as a guy that they cannot win a championship with, and now he cant leave his mark with a new QB on the team.

Pure speculation.

Requiem
11-14-2011, 08:06 AM
Pure speculation.

It is pure speculation, but I have a hard time believing that Elway (or anyone in the FO) envisioned our team this way halfway through the season. Tebow is an exciting player no doubt, but he has to get better passing the ball. We are the Denver Broncos -- not ****ing Georgia Tech or Air Force.

tsiguy96
11-14-2011, 08:11 AM
It is pure speculation, but I have a hard time believing that Elway (or anyone in the FO) envisioned our team this way halfway through the season. Tebow is an exciting player no doubt, but he has to get better passing the ball. We are the Denver Broncos -- not ****ing Georgia Tech or Air Force.

nothing wrong with being GT or army or whatever, if its winning games and keeping the defense off the field (and thus, when they get on they are doing awesome) whats the issue?

bfoflcommish
11-14-2011, 08:28 AM
I will make a video this week glorifying his greatness.
After that I will disappear from this site for the remainder of the year.
Tebow has performed the exorcism of the demon bob.


3:28 yesterday....leave already

Armchair Bronco
11-14-2011, 09:36 AM
Hi. I'm John Elway. I'm bigger than life. In fact, my plans for the future are so big that I'm prepared that sacrifice the present, no matter what the cost. That's how big I am.

bendog
11-14-2011, 09:40 AM
Shottenhiemer, check, Herm, check, Haley, check....

lookin' glass
11-14-2011, 09:43 AM
Ball Guy: "Would you like to see the listing sir?"

Elway: "Nah, I already own it."

Goobzilla
11-14-2011, 10:19 AM
Ball Guy: "Would you like to see the listing sir?"

Elway: "Nah, I already own it."

Elway: "I can't believe I own this s**t heap

Steve Sewell
11-14-2011, 10:54 AM
http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2011/11/13/17/38/1papnM.SlMa.81.jpg

John Elway, Executive VP of the Broncos, still straight up BAWS'in in Camarohead just like he always has, making mulleted Chiefs fans rage in jealousy.

Steve Sewell
11-14-2011, 10:57 AM
Also this:

29514

bronco militia
11-14-2011, 10:57 AM
"I hope my fur coat and alligator boots get here soon."

LOL

winner

Blueflame
11-14-2011, 03:29 PM
If someone cut that guy's pic in half and I could only see him from the waist-up, I'd guess he weighs at least 250. If I only saw his legs, I'd guess about 90 lbs. Seriously, what's up with the 10 year old girl ankles?

Yeah, his body is seriously out of proportion with his legs. LOL

uplink
11-14-2011, 03:36 PM
Elway: "Dag that guy looks like that mutant in the movie Total Recall where the fetus came out of his chest. I'm just going to walk by and act like I don't notice"

underrated29
11-14-2011, 03:42 PM
http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2011/11/13/17/38/1papnM.SlMa.81.jpg



HAM

GreatBronco16
11-14-2011, 05:05 PM
Quick, someone photoshop boob in for the guy behind Elway.;D

briane
11-14-2011, 05:11 PM
http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2011/11/13/17/38/1papnM.SlMa.81.jpg

"Wow, the stench of this chiefs team is worse than I imagined."

Play2win
11-14-2011, 05:22 PM
Damn, should've changed the shirt after the bender last night.

Play2win
11-14-2011, 05:23 PM
http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2011/11/13/17/38/1papnM.SlMa.81.jpg

Bitches, **** 'em

TotallyScrewed
11-14-2011, 05:41 PM
Bob,

This couldn't be your picture...

1) It's not in the format of the 110 Instamatic.
2) No way that Elway let's YOU get this close. You might actually try to piss on his shoes, if you could keep from pissing down your own leg(s).
3) It's taken from the field level, and we all know that you (like KC chefs) aren't allowed out of the basement, much less inside a **** stadium.

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gunns
11-14-2011, 06:36 PM
http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2011/11/13/17/38/1papnM.SlMa.81.jpg

Yeah, I picked Von Miller. Yeah

lod01
11-14-2011, 06:37 PM
http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2011/11/13/17/38/1papnM.SlMa.81.jpg

****ing teblow sucks.

Bronx33
11-14-2011, 08:29 PM
Walkin like he owns the place ohhh wait he does.

Jay3
11-14-2011, 08:37 PM
"Hmph. He didn't even seem to notice how good my legs look in these shorts."

Bronx33
11-14-2011, 09:11 PM
I think that guy is pulling a gun

Jay3
11-14-2011, 09:23 PM
"Each rubbed a ball sack in a different way. No words were spoken. But they knew."

bowtown
11-14-2011, 09:26 PM
http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2011/11/13/17/38/1papnM.SlMa.81.jpg

"What the **** happened to that guy's hand? Don't look at the nub... don't look at the nub."

Broncobiv
11-14-2011, 09:27 PM
****ing teblow sucks.

Jesus Christ man, do you do ANYTHING besides toss out childish insults against Tebow? Lately I've been noticing that any time I see a lame Tebow insult, you're the poster. Just looked through your recent posts...and seriously...that's ALL you do. "Teblow sucks", "Teblow is garbage", etc. Why are you even here?? You bring absolutely nothing to this forum!

Please go back to lurking. For everyone's sake.

oubronco
11-14-2011, 09:28 PM
Is the dude in the shorts flipping off Elway under his vest

GreatBronco16
11-14-2011, 09:32 PM
Is the dude in the shorts flipping off Elway under his vest

Does kinda look like it.LOL

BroncoMan4ever
11-14-2011, 09:36 PM
http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2011/11/13/17/38/1papnM.SlMa.81.jpg

wow! i haven't played in a dozen years and i am still the best mother****ing QB on the field today.

eddie mac
11-14-2011, 09:39 PM
http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2011/11/13/17/38/1papnM.SlMa.81.jpg

I'm gonna sue Kansas City for using my number. Hillybilly ****s.

BroncosinDC
11-14-2011, 10:31 PM
http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2011/11/13/17/38/1papnM.SlMa.81.jpg

"Damn it feels good to be a gangster"

MacGruder
11-14-2011, 10:51 PM
http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2011/11/13/17/38/1papnM.SlMa.81.jpg

Elway: "Could I get your opinion on something, sir? What do you think of this pose for my statue in front of Mile High?"

Weird dude: [no comment]