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Bronco Rob
11-10-2011, 01:24 PM
1. What's the significance of January 19th 1994?

2. Why were Joe Montana and Barry Manilow never seen at the same place at the same time?

3. Who chokes more. The Kansas City Chiefs or Tommy Lee's girlfriend?

4. Better date for a waitress at Tanners. Greg Hill or Marty Chokenheimer?

5. Shaun Smith. Dirty player OR amatuer proctologist?

6. 17 years, NFL record 7 straight playoff losses. Really?!?

7. Lin Elliot. Near or far sighted?

8. Does "DT" stand for doesn't tackle?

9. Why do you act like you've won the Superbowl by beating the Packers?


Please Keep Your Answers Brief

Bronco Rob
11-10-2011, 06:57 PM
Bob?

ZachKC
11-10-2011, 10:48 PM
You actually made a Chiefs bashing thread on a Broncos board that nobody cared about and then came back to bump it yourself.

Take a bow because that is some serious thread fail.

Ha!Ha!Ha!

KCStud
11-10-2011, 11:08 PM
You actually made a Chiefs bashing thread on a Broncos board that nobody cared about and then came back to bump it yourself.

Take a bow because that is some serious thread fail.

Ha!Ha!Ha!

ROFL!ROFL!ROFL!ROFL!ROFL!ROFL!

beardedwonder
11-10-2011, 11:11 PM
Or is it the best thread ever

Bronco Rob
11-10-2011, 11:14 PM
You actually made a Chiefs bashing thread on a Broncos board that nobody cared about and then came back to bump it yourself.

Take a bow because that is some serious thread fail.

Ha!Ha!Ha!

What's the title of the thread ya mensa? Hello?!? McFly. Take a bow.

Bronco Rob
11-10-2011, 11:18 PM
I guess reading comprehension isn't your friend.

Popps
11-10-2011, 11:28 PM
Someone post the Braxton pic.

Bronco Rob
11-12-2011, 04:15 PM
Dolphins? Really!



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gunns
11-12-2011, 04:21 PM
You actually made a Chiefs bashing thread on a Broncos board that nobody cared about and then came back to bump it yourself.

Take a bow because that is some serious thread fail.

Ha!Ha!Ha!

Well you guys are here enough and it was directed at you, not us. I think the failure came when you failed to answer.

Bronco Rob
11-13-2011, 07:05 AM
Cowards.



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Miss I.
11-13-2011, 07:49 AM
You really should have made it multiple choice. It's too difficult for them now. ;D

Bronco Rob
11-14-2011, 08:41 AM
You really should have made it multiple choice. It's too difficult for them now. ;D




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Bronco Rob
11-29-2011, 01:27 PM
Hello Hello Hello.

Is there anybody in there?

Just Nod If You Can Here Me.

Is There Anyone At Home?

Crushaholic
11-29-2011, 02:23 PM
Hello Hello Hello.

Is there anybody in there?

Just Nod If You Can Here Me.

Is There Anyone At Home?

I nominate this for one of the most appropriate posts of the year. You have to be stoned, to be a Chiefs fan...Ha!

OBF1
11-29-2011, 02:52 PM
I nominate this for one of the most appropriate posts of the year. You have to be stoned, to be a Chiefs fan...Ha!

Or a plain ole dipshiat.

Or a Mullet wearing, old camaro driving, married to your 1st cousin, too stupid to answer a question chef fan.

Did I miss anything???

Perry1977
11-29-2011, 07:20 PM
You really should have made it multiple choice. It's too difficult for them now. ;D

It would still stump them because one of the answers isn't "Barbecue."

Bronco Rob
12-09-2011, 08:48 PM
true

Mogulseeker
12-09-2011, 08:59 PM
You actually made a Chiefs bashing thread on a Broncos board that nobody cared about and then came back to bump it yourself.

Take a bow because that is some serious thread fail.

Ha!Ha!Ha!

You have almost 10,000 posts on an opposing teams message forum.

Bronco Rob
12-09-2011, 10:05 PM
You have almost 10,000 posts on an opposing teams message forum.




:welcome:

strafen
12-09-2011, 10:18 PM
Bump ;D

Bronco Rob
12-09-2011, 11:25 PM
Bump ;D







:wiggle:

Bronco Rob
12-11-2011, 01:03 PM
.

Bronco Rob
12-12-2011, 05:39 PM
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Bronco Rob
12-19-2011, 12:06 AM
You'd think by beating the Packers that they have won the Superbowl..








LOL

Bronco Rob
12-31-2011, 06:01 PM
1. What's the significance of January 19th 1994?

2. Why were Joe Montana and Barry Manilow never seen at the same place at the same time?

3. Who chokes more. The Kansas City Chiefs or Tommy Lee's girlfriend?

4. Better date for a waitress at Tanners. Greg Hill or Marty Chokenheimer?

5. Shaun Smith. Dirty player OR amatuer proctologist?

6. 17 years, NFL record 7 straight playoff losses. Really?!?

7. Lin Elliot. Near or far sighted?

8. Does "DT" stand for doesn't tackle?

9. Why do you act like you've won the Superbowl by beating the Packers?

0. Why do you think Kyle Orton is the next Aaron Rogers?


Please Keep Your Answers Brief

Bronco Rob
01-01-2012, 06:55 AM
1. What's the significance of January 19th 1994?

2. Why were Joe Montana and Barry Manilow never seen at the same place at the same time?

3. Who chokes more. The Kansas City Chiefs or Tommy Lee's girlfriend?

4. Better date for a waitress at Tanners. Greg Hill or Marty Chokenheimer?

5. Shaun Smith. Dirty player OR amatuer proctologist?

6. 17 years, NFL record 7 straight playoff losses. Really?!?

7. Lin Elliot. Near or far sighted?

8. Does "DT" stand for doesn't tackle?

9. Why do you act like you've won the Superbowl by beating the Packers?

0. Why do you think Kyle Orton is the next Aaron Rogers?


Please Keep Your Answers Brief




:wave:

tesnyde
01-01-2012, 08:12 AM
Heidi KC fans, hire yew? No need to hanker for a fat. Have a bare, get some ear. Its ok if ya'll ignert and can't unser the cuz.

English translation:

Hi KC fans, how are you? You do not need to pick a fight. Have a beer, get some air; its ok if you are ignorant and cannot answer the quiz.

Bronco Rob
01-08-2012, 01:08 AM
1. What's the significance of January 19th 1994?

2. Why were Joe Montana and Barry Manilow never seen at the same place at the same time?

3. Who chokes more. The Kansas City Chiefs or Tommy Lee's girlfriend?

4. Better date for a waitress at Tanners. Greg Hill or Marty Chokenheimer?

5. Shaun Smith. Dirty player OR amatuer proctologist?

6. 17 years, NFL record 7 straight playoff losses. Really?!?

7. Lin Elliot. Near or far sighted?

8. Does "DT" stand for doesn't tackle?

9. Why do you act like you've won the Superbowl by beating the Packers?

0. Why do you think Kyle Orton is the next Aaron Rogers?


Please Keep Your Answers Brief




:wave:

ZachKC
01-08-2012, 01:11 AM
Larry The Cable guy thinks you need a new schtick.

Bronco Rob
01-08-2012, 01:31 AM
Larry The Cable guy thinks you need a new schtick.



I could say the same thing about a team who is been irrelevant for the last 42 seasons.






;)

Peoples Champ
01-08-2012, 09:22 AM
I could say the same thing about a team who is been irrelevant for the last 42 seasons.






;)

the chiefs are the chicago cubs of the NFL, won some at the beginning, but then a long losing streak and a then become a franchise that is known for losing

Bronco Rob
04-30-2012, 10:30 AM
1. What's the significance of January 19th 1994?

2. Why were Joe Montana and Barry Manilow never seen at the same place at the same time?

3. Who chokes more. The Kansas City Chiefs or Tommy Lee's girlfriend?

4. Better date for a waitress at Tanners. Greg Hill or Marty Chokenheimer?

5. Shaun Smith. Dirty player OR amatuer proctologist?

6. 17 years, NFL record 7 straight playoff losses. Really?!?

7. Lin Elliot. Near or far sighted?

8. Does "DT" stand for doesn't tackle?

9. Why do you act like you've won the Superbowl by beating the Packers?

0. Why do you think Kyle Orton is the next Aaron Rogers?


Please Keep Your Answers Brief



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CrazyCoffey
04-30-2012, 10:36 AM
1. What's the significance of January 19th 1994?

It was Wednesday and at 5pm EST you kissed your cousin James and officially came out of the closet.:kiss:

2. Why were Joe Montana and Barry Manilow never seen at the same place at the same time?

They didn't frequent the same establishments?

3. Who chokes more. The Kansas City Chiefs or Tommy Lee's girlfriend?

Nobody chokes more than Tommy Lee's girlfriend.

4. Better date for a waitress at Tanners. Greg Hill or Marty Chokenheimer?

Greg, because Marty is dead to me

5. Shaun Smith. Dirty player OR amatuer proctologist?

Both

6. 17 years, NFL record 7 straight playoff losses. Really?!?

yes, I know it sucks. was this really a question to inspire conversations?

7. Lin Elliot. Near or far sighted?

I don't know who you're talking about

8. Does "DT" stand for doesn't tackle?

I'm cutting Demaryius Thomas some slack, he is a Wide Receiver after all

9. Why do you act like you've won the Superbowl by beating the Packers?

Yawn

0. Why do you think Kyle Orton is the next Aaron Rogers?

That would make Romo the Homo the next Favre.

Bronco Rob
04-30-2012, 11:01 AM
1. What's the significance of January 19th 1994?



2. Why were Joe Montana and Barry Manilow never seen at the same place at the same time?



3. Who chokes more. The Kansas City Chiefs or Tommy Lee's girlfriend?

Nobody chokes more than Tommy Lee's girlfriend.

4. Better date for a waitress at Tanners. Greg Hill or Marty Chokenheimer?


5. Shaun Smith. Dirty player OR amatuer proctologist?

Both

6. 17 years, NFL record 7 straight playoff losses. Really?!?

yes, I know it sucks. was this really a question to inspire conversations?

7. Lin Elliot. Near or far sighted?

I don't know who you're talking about

8. Does "DT" stand for doesn't tackle?

I'm cutting Demaryius Thomas some slack, he is a Wide Receiver after all

9. Why do you act like you've won the Superbowl by beating the Packers?



0. Why do you think Kyle Orton is the next Aaron Rogers?



Wrong...please try again

Pony Boy
04-30-2012, 11:23 AM
These are oldies but goodies

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
A: The Kansas City Chiefs.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q: How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief!!

Q: Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book
was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar
bill?
A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we will never find out.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chief and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road).

Bacchus
04-30-2012, 12:51 PM
You'd think by beating the Packers that they have won the Superbowl..








LOL

You made the test too hard.

Bronco Rob
04-30-2012, 04:50 PM
These are oldies but goodies

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
A: The Kansas City Chiefs.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q: How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief!!

Q: Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book
was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar
bill?
A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we will never find out.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chief and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road).




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