View Full Version : Neckbeard drinking game!!!

11-09-2011, 02:15 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VhXmtAmBj_Q/TLpguOYGwDI/AAAAAAAAAEA/Qe9WfeqXCWw/s1600/20071018__20071019_E1_SP19FBNPLUMMER~p1.JPGSo I work with this Purdue grad, she used to see Kyle Orton out. And explained I think why his shirt is so wet in his drunk pics. He invited her to play a drinking game that he said he invented.

Its really complicated. Take notes.

I present the Kyle Orton drinking game!!

You hold your beer up high above your open mouth and try to drink as much as you can without spilling.

She has a picture with him, wet from collar down

Mystery solved.

Neckbeard is obviously to keep your neck warm while drinking.

Classic, wish I could show the pic.

11-09-2011, 02:16 PM
We call that a viking chug.

Smiling Assassin27
11-09-2011, 02:18 PM

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11-09-2011, 02:20 PM
Think I'll try this game out when I go home.

11-09-2011, 02:25 PM
Think I'll try this game out when I go home.

Mixed with beer pong, sounds like winning

11-09-2011, 03:16 PM
Sounds like too much potential for alcohol abuse to me (you're not supposed to spill any... :P)

11-09-2011, 03:22 PM
yeah. My goal is to achieve unconsciousness. I'm trying to get the booze in my, not on me. That sounds ... wrong in a bad way.

11-09-2011, 03:24 PM
Mixed with beer pong, sounds like winning

you also need to pole a skank or 2 at least by the end of the night for the true Neckbeard experience

11-09-2011, 03:31 PM
It's better if you do it with Jack Daniels.

11-09-2011, 04:01 PM
I actually played a Tebow drinking game where I took a swig for every incomplete pass and two for a dropped ball. Was good until they stopped throwing it in the 3rd Q.

11-09-2011, 04:47 PM
Isn't it more of a 'technique' or 'method' than a game?

I could see it being a game if you were graded while doing it, with advancing levels of difficulty, such as:

Level 2: drink while simultaneously swording a disco skank
Level 3: double fist Jack while two fatties pose with their saggy knobs in your general vicinity
Level 4: drink while in the fetal position and giving the bird to the nearest camera

Without some type of grading/rating system it's more like the way they drink in the land of no elbows .....

11-09-2011, 05:38 PM
Isn't it more of a 'technique' or 'method' than a game?

Orton was always better at displaying technique than he was in games.

11-09-2011, 08:34 PM
I was doing that game back in the 80s orton copied ME!