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tsiguy96
11-06-2011, 05:48 AM
how bad you think we are gonna lose today?

personally, i question whether they leave the tunnel at halftime.

backup qb
11-06-2011, 05:54 AM
24 20 Gonna find a way to win. Yes, I'm wearing my orange tinted glasses.

ColoradoDarin
11-06-2011, 06:10 AM
31-17 Carson Palmer looks like Carson Palmer circa 2005.

Old Dude
11-06-2011, 06:29 AM
7-23.

Dedhed
11-06-2011, 06:45 AM
I got a feeling.

Ugly Duck
11-06-2011, 06:55 AM
Gratuitous, meaningless stat..... Average number of points Oakland scored in its past three starts vs. Denver: 40.3

DrFate
11-06-2011, 07:06 AM
The Broncos can win today, there isn't any doubt. Tebow needs to play well and we need to see more rust from Palmer. McFadden may be out.

tsiguy96
11-06-2011, 07:07 AM
apparently yall missed the threads from last year asking how bad this team would lose every game...

tebowisdabomb
11-06-2011, 07:11 AM
The Broncos can win today, there isn't any doubt. Tebow needs to play well and we need to see more rust from Palmer. McFadden may be out.

DMC will be out but Bush is a competent replacement. Plus the secret weapon Marcel Reece is back today.

Broncoman13
11-06-2011, 07:27 AM
Big test game for Dennis Allen's defense. If they make Carson Palmer look good after only a couple of weeks in their system then we are in some serious trouble for the long term. Buck up, play some solid defense, get some INTS and we should be able to win this game.

As for Tebow, this is going to be another repeat of the past two games I think. Unless they get smart and put him on the run to Clady's side... I can see another 7 sack game coming.

chrisp
11-06-2011, 07:33 AM
Given that JaFatty embarrassed us with that 4th qtr comeback a couple of years ago the least Tebow can do for us, even if he does turn out to be a bust (in fact, especially if he turns out to be a bust...) is return the compliment.

MileHighMagic
11-06-2011, 07:34 AM
58-3 Raitards
Greasy Al rises from the dead and Timmy "tebows" before him while we all vomit and contemplate suicide.

FISH
11-06-2011, 07:35 AM
We lose sooo bad today that in utter despair Bronco fans once again unite as one all powerful voice by signing a petition to get the uniforms to be predominantly blue again.

Just to fug with them.

cutthemdown
11-06-2011, 07:43 AM
DMC will be out but Bush is a competent replacement. Plus the secret weapon Marcel Reece is back today.

Im wondering if Jones gets some carries. Broncos sometimes struggle with those shifty speedster type backs because our secondary is poor at tackling.

Miss I.
11-06-2011, 07:45 AM
oh I get it, it's like a yo mama joke (which I will not make for fear of banning).

So, it's we gonna lose so bad, The cryptkeeper gonna raise himself from the dead just to laugh at us and then he gonna take the money he never paid Shanahan from Fox and then buy rights to Brandon Lloyd who isn't even on our team anymore.

lod01
11-06-2011, 07:49 AM
I see The :tebow: with a come from behind victory that keeps him in the starting lineup long enough for my SD and NYJ defenses to take his head and shove it up his ass.

strafen
11-06-2011, 07:51 AM
12-9 Denva' Ha!

TailgateNut
11-06-2011, 07:54 AM
It's gonna be ugly. Nuff said!

ICON
11-06-2011, 08:05 AM
Oh my god, we gonna lose so bad I'll actually appreciate the commercials more than the game......

tebowisdabomb
11-06-2011, 08:10 AM
Im wondering if Jones gets some carries. Broncos sometimes struggle with those shifty speedster type backs because our secondary is poor at tackling.


He will get some touches but he is too small to block effectively... Most of the time when he gets in it is a run play and defense know this because he does not do to well picking up a blitzing player at this point in his carrier, he has had a few good blocks but not many .

Miss I.
11-06-2011, 08:10 AM
we gonna lose so bad, it will make that superbowl halftime performance last year by the black eyed peas look good.

tebowisdabomb
11-06-2011, 08:12 AM
On any given Sunday.... Donks winning is not likely but it's not impossible either... This is a rivalry and Palmer says he has the playbook down but who knows...

I got to see a couple of series by Palmer before I make any predictions.

tebowisdabomb
11-06-2011, 08:12 AM
we gonna lose so bad, it will make that superbowl halftime performance last year by the black eyed peas look good.

God I hate that group.....

FISH
11-06-2011, 08:15 AM
Were going to lose so bad that Janet Jackson will be asked to make another half time "appearance" to keep it interesting

tebowisdabomb
11-06-2011, 08:17 AM
Were going to lose so bad that Janet Jackson will be asked to make another half time "appearance" to keep it interesting

her boobs are so saggy by now she can probably throw one over her shoulder and squirt buttermilk on her butt.

Miss I.
11-06-2011, 08:20 AM
We gonna lose so bad, it's gonna make Britney Spears look classy.

Rohirrim
11-06-2011, 08:29 AM
Ye of little faith. We're going to kick their asses and embarrass them in their own house.

Chris
11-06-2011, 08:30 AM
We gonna lose so bad, we gon be forced to bathe in orangina with our eyes OPEN.


Actually I think we cover the spread.... the spread eagle when the raiders are ramming it up our....

Actually I do think we cover the spread.

Mile High Mojoe
11-06-2011, 08:33 AM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h318/gomilehigh/375790_10150438376165917_555925916_10396346_130728 0933_n.jpg

All in with Tebow and the Broncos. Broncos 23 Raiders 20

Miss I.
11-06-2011, 08:33 AM
Okay, a little more on the other end of the yo mama spectrum

We gonna kick the Raiders ass so bad, they gonna look around for the soap they dropped.

ShutDownPoster
11-06-2011, 08:38 AM
This is what will happen today...

http://worshippingchristian.org/biblestorymurals/images/Moses-Parts-the-Red-Sea%202.jpg

Tebowites: It's a miracle!

Tebow Hatas : It was low-tide!

The rest of us: I've seen Moses - and he is Matt Barkley!

Play2win
11-06-2011, 08:40 AM
Unleash the Von Doom. Blitz the hell out of Palmer, and see if this secondary (or LBs) can make ANY plays on the ball. Attack! Attack!! ATTACK!!!

Make the Defense go ALL-IN, and see what actually happens.

tebowisdabomb
11-06-2011, 08:44 AM
Unleash the Von Doom. Blitz the hell out of Palmer, and see if this secondary (or LBs) can make ANY plays on the ball. Attack! Attack!! ATTACK!!!

Make the Defense go ALL-IN, and see what actually happens.

Von Miller is good but it will take more than him

Miss I.
11-06-2011, 08:58 AM
We gonna kick the Raider's arses so bad, they are gonna go home and put on a double movie Feature of "Glitter" and "Gigli"

mkporter
11-06-2011, 09:30 AM
-5 to 112

Garcia Bronco
11-06-2011, 09:40 AM
Their lines are so much better than ours that we'll be getting pushed around pretty good.

Garcia Bronco
11-06-2011, 09:43 AM
Naw...Andrew Luck is Moses. He's even got the beard.

Rock Chalk
11-06-2011, 09:43 AM
Big test game for Dennis Allen's defense. If they make Carson Palmer look good after only a couple of weeks in their system then we are in some serious trouble for the long term. Buck up, play some solid defense, get some INTS and we should be able to win this game.

As for Tebow, this is going to be another repeat of the past two games I think. Unless they get smart and put him on the run to Clady's side... I can see another 7 sack game coming.

I love ya Alex but we are going to get crushed. If the Raiders had not shot themselves in the foot so much in the first game they would have dropped 50 on us.

Garcia Bronco
11-06-2011, 09:45 AM
Alec has it right.

Sim Pilot 4.0
11-06-2011, 09:48 AM
I'm digging the hole to bury my head in already! I don't think I can stand too much of TT looking lost again this week. I'm watching the game at a sports bar to prevent unjust damage to my flatscreen.

edog24
11-06-2011, 10:06 AM
If we win today, then it means that Tebow not only has defeated a talented Raiders team at home, he has also done it in spite of being surrounded by bums thanks to an aimless FO.

tebowisdabomb
11-06-2011, 10:07 AM
If we win today, then it means that Tebow not only has defeated a talented Raiders team at home, he has also done it in spite of being surrounded by bums thanks to an aimless FO.

Lets wait and see how good this QB getting his first start is before we deem them talented.

Bronco Yoda
11-06-2011, 10:37 AM
http://wparson.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/clockwork_big.jpg

gunns
11-06-2011, 10:45 AM
2-3

gunns
11-06-2011, 10:47 AM
If we win today, then it means that Tebow not only has defeated a talented Raiders team at home, he has also done it in spite of being surrounded by bums thanks to an aimless FO.

Which bums would that be?

edog24
11-06-2011, 10:48 AM
Which bums would that be?

Knowshon, DT, Royal, parts of the Oline, that's all that come to mind right now.

Requiem
11-06-2011, 10:49 AM
Blow with Tebow!

lod01
11-06-2011, 10:51 AM
The :tebow: just misses another comeback win, forcing the team to start the bum again the following week.

ColoradoDarin
11-06-2011, 10:57 AM
We lose so bad, the Occupy Oakland people actually start behaving like normal human beings.

Bronx33
11-06-2011, 10:58 AM
I got a feeling.


thats just gas....

ColoradoDarin
11-06-2011, 11:04 AM
I got a feeling.

Sing about it!

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razorwire77
11-06-2011, 11:04 AM
No McFadden and uncertainty at QB will help keep it close. The defense is going to have to play with more consistency and force some turnovers. Bottom line is Tebow is going to have make his reads and get rid of the ball quicker. Oakland is going to load up the box and give Tim and the WR's one on one on the outside. If they can't take advantage of that it's going to get ugly.

Bronx33
11-06-2011, 11:05 AM
Anybody see sharpe grill carson in that interview this morning?

tebowisdabomb
11-06-2011, 11:20 AM
Anybody see Sharp say Jameatloaf Russell is better than Tebow?

Dedhed
11-06-2011, 08:26 PM
I got a feeling.
Told Ya.

OBF1
11-06-2011, 09:13 PM
how bad you think we are gonna lose today?

personally, i question whether they leave the tunnel at halftime.

I swear, The entire village missing idiot population has been found at the orangemane. Keep it classy with your typical bs excuse for this kind of post.

tsiguy96
11-06-2011, 09:14 PM
I swear, The entire village missing idiot population has been found at the orangemane. Keep it classy with your typical bs excuse for this kind of post.

http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/184046d1317218337-funny-strange-random-pics-not-sure-if-serious.jpg

Sassy
11-06-2011, 09:50 PM
I swear, The entire village missing idiot population has been found at the orangemane. Keep it classy with your typical bs excuse for this kind of post.

:thumbs:

Meck77
11-06-2011, 10:05 PM
CBF1....This thread was a reverse mojo thread. Orangemane tradition.

With that being said. A win is a win. I've already been reading the "we won despite tebow posts". Reminds me of 2006 when the Broncos won 13 game "Despite Jake Plummer".

DrFate
11-07-2011, 08:51 AM
The Broncos can win today, there isn't any doubt. Tebow needs to play well and we need to see more rust from Palmer. McFadden may be out.

Shameless bump of my own wisdom :yayaya:

Dedhed
11-07-2011, 08:53 AM
Sing about it!

How does your foot taste?

Dedhed
11-07-2011, 08:55 AM
CBF1....This thread was a reverse mojo thread. Orangemane tradition.

With that being said. A win is a win. I've already been reading the "we won despite tebow posts". Reminds me of 2006 when the Broncos won 13 game "Despite Jake Plummer".

I love that the folks who were blaming the rest of the team when Orton was losing are now giving that same "rest of the team" all the credit. Good stuff.

Kaylore
11-07-2011, 09:02 AM
This is what will happen today...


Tebowites: It's a miracle!

Tebow Hatas : It was low-tide!

The rest of us: I've seen Moses - and he is Kenny Rogers
FYP. :thumbs:

TJ96
11-07-2011, 09:03 AM
The Chargers, Raiders and Chiefs may be tied but Denver will surpass them. They've got Tebow after all... (http://thexlog.com/201111071025/xtra-point-football/nfl/philip-rivers-throws-6-tds-4-to-his-team-a-menage-a-trois-in-the-afc-east/)

ColoradoDarin
11-07-2011, 02:04 PM
How does your foot taste?

It tastes AWESOME, tastes just like a win! I'll take looking silly in a prediction thread for a win every week for the entire season.

Spider
11-07-2011, 02:26 PM
;-) way to go tsi thread worked rep if i could

orinjkrush
11-07-2011, 02:39 PM
bwahahahahaa.

(good thing I didn't post pre-game)

FISH
11-12-2011, 09:54 PM
We're going to get stomped soo bad that Christian Okoye is going to wake up from that hit Atwater smacked him with

tsiguy96
11-12-2011, 10:33 PM
seriously, if tebow isnt benched by the 2nd quarter i will be surprised.

35-0 at 12:17 left in 2nd quarter.

Kaylore
11-13-2011, 12:31 AM
Eric Berry's zombie knee will eat our brain.

theAPAOps5
11-13-2011, 12:33 AM
Eric Berry's zombie knee will eat our brain.

Not with this guy on our side

http://gifsoup.com/view2/3141526/rick-roll-o.gif

epicSocialism4tw
11-13-2011, 12:37 AM
I love that the folks who were blaming the rest of the team when Orton was losing are now giving that same "rest of the team" all the credit. Good stuff.

Predictable.

Also predictable...

Chafes: Eleventy-bazillion (Cassel goes crazy on Champ Bailey for 8K TD's)
Broncos: 2 (Von Miller safety)

t-diddy
11-13-2011, 04:04 AM
Chiefs kick a field goal on opening drive, then onside kick and recover. They do this on every possession and our offense never even gets on the field. We lose 60-0 on twenty field goals.

Elway holds a press conference Monday morning to announce that Tebow is benched, saying "you can't win in this league if you don't complete a single pass all game."

gunns
11-13-2011, 04:35 AM
I love that the folks who were blaming the rest of the team when Orton was losing are now giving that same "rest of the team" all the credit. Good stuff.

I know! It's kind of like those folks that blamed Orton when the team was losing and are now giving that "rest of the team" the blame for Tebow. Great stuff!

We lose 52-2 because the Chiefs are just that good.

Old Dude
11-13-2011, 04:41 AM
Close game. 23-20 in OT. It'll all come down to Orton's call on the coin flip, so we're F'd.

Miss I.
11-13-2011, 04:54 AM
We lose so bad, that Matt Cassel makes enough off the point spread to finally get new blocks for the camaro on his lawn.


Do people really not understand how reverse mojo works? sheesh....

Hotwheelz
11-13-2011, 04:54 AM
WE ARE WINNING!

Miss I.
11-13-2011, 05:26 AM
WE ARE WINNING!

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http://achtungtshirt.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/charlie-sheen-winning-two-and-a-half-men-funny-interview-tee-black.jpg?w=450&h=514

TotallyScrewed
11-13-2011, 05:56 AM
We lose so bad, that Matt Cassel makes enough off the point spread to finally get new blocks for the camaro on his lawn.


Do people really not understand how reverse mojo works? sheesh....

I thought talking about the Reverse Mojo in the Reverse Mojo thread was kind of a no-no...

Miss I.
11-13-2011, 06:02 AM
I thought talking about the Reverse Mojo in the Reverse Mojo thread was kind of a no-no...

Well I believe Apa brought it up earlier because people were getting mad at people for making the jokes. I was trying to cut it off so I could continue my smartassery in peace. ;D

Can I counter my no-no by throwing some other mojo at it and then continue my smartassery? ;D

ColoradoDarin
11-13-2011, 06:03 AM
I thought talking about the Reverse Mojo in the Reverse Mojo thread was kind of a no-no...

Trying to reverse the reverse of the reverse mojo still doesn't work, chefs win and Cassel looks like Tom Brady 2007.

Miss I.
11-13-2011, 06:30 AM
Chefs win and Bob is so astonished he shuts up for an entire month.

FISH
11-13-2011, 08:24 AM
Today's loss will be so devastatingly embarrassing that Quentin Griffin feels he needs to speak out...

RaiderH8r
11-13-2011, 08:37 AM
We're going to lose so bad that Jeff Saturday will come in and call a player's only meeting.

Miss I.
11-13-2011, 08:41 AM
We are going to lose soooo badly, that Charlie Sheen is going to look like a poster boy for sobriety and clean living.

ICON
11-13-2011, 09:08 AM
We lose so bad today that bobs flabby punches are gonna rain down on us with the fury of a dojo master and KC is gonna kick so much ass that bob is gonna lose his virginity to a drunk hick on a mower with a Taser in one hand and whip in the other.

Kaylore
11-13-2011, 09:20 AM
We're going to lose so bad George Michael will hold a charity concert for the broncos.

Kaylore
11-13-2011, 09:27 AM
We're going to lose so bad, Brad Childress will think he could do better.

Requiem
11-13-2011, 09:28 AM
We are gonna lose our minds.

Miss I.
11-13-2011, 09:28 AM
We are going to lose so badly, that the Detroit Lions will feel bad and give us some points back.

FISH
11-13-2011, 09:30 AM
Were going to lose sooo bad....Trent Dilfer is going to feel he has a right to criticize Tebow.....oh wait....

Kaylore
11-13-2011, 09:30 AM
We're going to lose so bad Egon would rather cross the streams than watch.

FISH
11-13-2011, 09:32 AM
We're going to lose so bad Egon would rather cross the streams than watch.

YES!!!!!!

Miss I.
11-13-2011, 09:32 AM
We're going to lose so badly, people are going to let their kids watch Ghostbusters at half time so they won't scar them as badly.

(admittedly I was inspired by Kaylore).

FISH
11-13-2011, 09:37 AM
Were going to lose so bad that South Park is going to move to KC

strafen
11-13-2011, 09:42 AM
WE ARE WINNING!

Here's the jinx, rearing his ugly head again!

Bronx33
11-13-2011, 09:43 AM
we go down 9 -3 in a epic punting festival.

Miss I.
11-13-2011, 09:47 AM
We are going to lose so badly, that all boobs in the world (including bob's) will cover themselves in reaction causing a work stoppage in the porn industry and some weird surgical complications during breast augmentations.

FISH
11-13-2011, 09:48 AM
We are going to lose so badly, that all boobs in the world (including bob's) will cover themselves in reaction causing a work stoppage in the porn industry and some weird surgical complications during breast augmentations.

suffering succotash...

Miss I.
11-13-2011, 09:54 AM
we are going to lose so badly, that Andrew Luck is going graduate early and come straight to Denver. ;D

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-13-2011, 10:30 AM
we will lose soo badly Tebow will start drinking more than Orton and Bowlen combined .

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-13-2011, 10:33 AM
We will lose soo badly Tebow will stop believing in god .and become the oldest emo

RaiderH8r
11-13-2011, 10:45 AM
Here's the jinx, rearing his ugly head again!

No sh2t, he's doing it wrong.

Miss I.
11-13-2011, 10:47 AM
We will lose soo badly Tebow will stop believing in god .and become the oldest emo

He's going to become an emo or Elmo? I think I drank too much in the MacGruder drinking game. Anybody seen a bra anywhere? Oh...it's on the TV..how did it get there...odd...;D

Miss I.
11-13-2011, 10:52 AM
We are going to lose by so many points, that KingNeckbeard is going to put up Wilt #s in swording skanks to compensate.

FISH
11-13-2011, 02:26 PM
Holy crap....this s**t works!

ColoradoDarin
11-13-2011, 02:29 PM
Holy crap....this s**t works!

Not if we go saying things like this. C'mon man!

RaiderH8r
11-13-2011, 03:01 PM
So lucky but the jets are going to pwn us.

myMind
11-13-2011, 03:03 PM
Rex Ryan has already come up with a gameplan that will hold us to under 50 yards for the day.

FISH
11-13-2011, 03:24 PM
ooooh....Rex is soo going to kick our ass. I hear hes going to sit Revis and Sanchez just to prove how inept we are..I totally believe him!