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Turd_Ferguson
11-01-2011, 04:29 PM
No matter if you like Tebow, Orton, Quinn, Luck, or Barkley. No matter if you think Broncos should trade away every pick for Luck, or that Luck is a bust, we should all agree on one thing as Broncos fans... Philip Rivers is a sleazy steaming pile of crap, and we are missing out on a chance to post funny pictures of him and generally take pleasure in the fact that he single handedly lost the game last night.. Who fumbles the freakin snap in that situation. A complete douche bag thats who. I only wish Cutler could have been in the back of the room making cry baby faces at him during his press conference when he was about to cry. Please join in on the happiness that is Philip River's failure. I know it was the Chiefs but I guess a tie was too much to ask for.

Houshyamama
11-01-2011, 04:34 PM
Can we get a gif up in here of him mishandling that snap? I want to make that my avatar

vonqkilla
11-01-2011, 04:34 PM
I support this thread 100%.

” worst day ever ” lmao

Dagmar
11-01-2011, 04:34 PM
http://www.gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/RIVERS-WORST-DAY-EVER.gif

Smiling Assassin27
11-01-2011, 04:35 PM
No matter if you like Tebow, Orton, Quinn, Luck, or Barkley. No matter if you think Broncos should trade away every pick for Luck, or that Luck is a bust, we should all agree on one thing as Broncos fans... Philip Rivers is a sleazy steaming pile of crap, and we are missing out on a chance to post funny pictures of him and generally take pleasure in the fact that he single handedly lost the game last night.. Who fumbles the freakin snap in that situation. A complete douche bag thats who. I only wish Cutler could have been in the back of the room making cry baby faces at him during his press conference when he was about to cry. Please join in on the happiness that is Philip River's failure. I know it was the Chiefs but I guess a tie was too much to ask for.

I thought he did a swell job.


Sincerely,

Joe Pisarcik

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Houshyamama
11-01-2011, 04:38 PM
If I can't find joy in the triumphs of my own team, I can at least revel in the tears of my enemies.

McDman
11-01-2011, 04:48 PM
Well the guy has been raping us for years now.

Br0nc0Buster
11-01-2011, 04:51 PM
yeah Rivers sucks this year

very odd to see a drop off like that for a player who is in their prime without an injury history

Our division is absolute trash when it comes to qbs, wow this division is up for the taking and its like watching a cripple fight to see who can suck less than the other

and the prize will be a first round playoff ass beating

extralife
11-01-2011, 05:30 PM
http://www.gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/RIVERS-WORST-DAY-EVER.gif

I just stared at this thing for way too long.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
11-01-2011, 05:32 PM
I just stared at this thing for way too long.

http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/haleyfyou.gif

Bronx33
11-01-2011, 05:43 PM
I don't know that he sucks but he is not playing up to his potential for sure (something isn't right)

Bronx33
11-01-2011, 05:44 PM
yeah Rivers sucks this year

very odd to see a drop off like that for a player who is in their prime without an injury history

Our division is absolute trash when it comes to qbs, wow this division is up for the taking and its like watching a cripple fight to see who can suck less than the other

and the prize will be a first round playoff ass beating



this...

DomCasual
11-01-2011, 06:09 PM
I support this thread 100%.

” worst day ever ” lmao

That was pretty funny. Someone needs to make a GIF out of that.

DomCasual
11-01-2011, 06:11 PM
http://www.gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/RIVERS-WORST-DAY-EVER.gif

And there you go! REP!

gunns
11-01-2011, 06:24 PM
Let's not forget the week before, Chargers have led the whole game, Jets have just pulled ahead and Rivers is taking the team down the field to attempt to win the game, minute left. He doesn't know it's 4th down and throws the ball out of bounds.

Priceless

BroncosSR
11-01-2011, 06:51 PM
...and yet, he's light years better than any QB we have on our squad. If you disagree, stop drinking the orange kool-aid...

Turd_Ferguson
11-01-2011, 07:31 PM
...and yet, he's light years better than any QB we have on our squad. If you disagree, stop drinking the orange kool-aid...

I rather get kicked in the nuts that have that shot putting a** hat on the Broncos. He is F****** clown shoes.

gunns
11-01-2011, 07:33 PM
...and yet, he's light years better than any QB we have on our squad. If you disagree, stop drinking the orange kool-aid...

No one said he wasn't.

TheReverend
11-01-2011, 09:39 PM
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TheReverend
11-01-2011, 09:39 PM
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shagsta
11-01-2011, 09:49 PM
As a Raider fan i think this is one issue we can agree on. Screw this pompous ***hat. he may have talent but he is a super douche and i would not want him anywhere but where he is now so he can help that franchise suck

lol

Houshyamama
11-01-2011, 09:54 PM
As a Raider fan i think this is one issue we can agree on. Screw this pompous ***hat. he may have talent but he is a super douche and i would not want him anywhere but where he is now so he can help that franchise suck

lol

Must. Not. Agree.. with, Raider... fan.....

JDB7821
11-01-2011, 09:54 PM
And I drafted him in the 2nd round of my fantasy league. I am now 2-6. Thanks, Rivers.

bowtown
11-01-2011, 09:55 PM
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Turd_Ferguson
11-01-2011, 10:07 PM
And I drafted him in the 2nd round of my fantasy league. I am now 2-6. Thanks, Rivers.

Due to my strict no chargers on my fantasy football team policy, I once had to draft Shawn Alexander over Ladanian Tomlinson.. Its not always easy hating something so much.

Turd_Ferguson
11-01-2011, 10:08 PM
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This is beautiful

JDB7821
11-01-2011, 10:18 PM
Due to my strict no chargers on my fantasy football team policy, I once had to draft Shawn Alexander over Ladanian Tomlinson.. Its not always easy hating something so much.
I have Ryan Mathews in another league too...not that I was relying on him as much as Rivers, but it still stings that he is hurt YET again.

Wes Mantooth
11-01-2011, 10:23 PM
I wish Phillip Rivers were the biggest problem we had on our roster. We would be going to the playoffs every year, winning the division most years and even on a bad day be in most games.

Turd_Ferguson
11-02-2011, 07:10 AM
I wish Phillip Rivers were the biggest problem we had on our roster. We would be going to the playoffs every year, winning the division most years and even on a bad day be in most games.

Yea it would be fun to be the superbowl favorite every year for 6 years, with the most talent on any team in the entire league, and then barely win one of the weakest divisions in football before being upset in the playoffs. To slowly watch one of the most talented teams in the league decompose in front of your very eyes without winning $hit... Not to mention their management is so poor, they are going to be in the AFC West cellar in about 2 to 3 years.

GreeleyGrizzley
11-03-2011, 09:06 PM
Alright, get ready, I'm going to drop my 44th post in nearly a decade right here on this thread. Mr Ferguson, you've pulled me out of the shadows.

I never thought I'd say this, but here it goes...

I don't mind Phillip Rivers.

As an NFL quarterback he's got a lot of talent, is the ultimate competitor and runs on pure passion for winning. With that said, he's made his mistakes and there's no doubt he sometimes goes over the top with trash talk, but that is all part of the package that is Phillip Rivers. And there was a time, just a few years ago actually, where in my mind he was just that - a package. A dick clown. A pumpkin-headed punkass. I hated the guy and I wasn't afraid to say it.

So when did that change? How did I go from pure repulsion to acceptance in only a few years? I've thought about those very questions, through much personal debate, but what follows shows essentially how it breaks down for me.

Like most Broncos fans I grew to despise "Phyllis" after he started crushing our team and trash-talking our quarterback. I, like so many Broncos fans, wanted to see Jay Cutler succeed. Phyllis was Cutler's enemy. He and the Chuggers beat the Broncos consistently, and Phyllis wasn't afraid to say so. He wasn't afraid to verbally attack Jay Cutler, on national television no less. How dare he talk like that to my quarterback! Jay Cutler is awesome, I thought, he is the next best thing in Denver, in the AFC West, in the NFL and Phillip Rivers can be damned!

I remember one poster here at the Mane say "Cutler may be a dick, but he is our dick". Was there ever one thing posted here that made more sense than that? Think about it. We all learned that Cutler was a punk. Over time, most didn’t like his personality. Hell, he didn’t even win that much. He was deemed the Frown Cannon for a reason. But…he was our quarterback. In a way, I would sit there and cry like T.O. and say, “That’s my quarterback,” as I struggled to defend him against my peers.

To support Jay Cutler was to despise Phillip Rivers. Plain and simple.

Then came the post-Cutler era, and it came quickly. His exit strategy was flawed to say the least, and it cemented what, for most people, would be his legacy as another failed quarterback in Denver. “Cutler” no longer meant “Broncos” and I found myself losing some of that dislike for Rivers, much a result of that new found disconnect.

Rivers, and the Chuggers, still beat us consistently though. I started to draw the connection with losing to our actual team. I could no longer paint a clown face on one disappointing season after the next. Our enemy was the big “L”, and it was because of so many factors that had nothing to do with Phillip Rivers. Coaching, ownership, management, personnel moves, and 317 other decisions resulted in this last decade’s Denver Broncos. Phillip Rivers was merely a player who played his part, albeit a somewhat annoying one.

This is when I started to see Phillip Rivers in myself. I know, a scary thought!
I recalled hearing a quote by someone who must have been famous, that went something like “ If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. “ That one stuck with me every time I saw a Rivers highlight, every time I saw his name in print, anytime someone uttered the words “Phillip Rivers.” I had to ask myself, why do I hate this guy? I obviously don’t know him personally. Hate is a strong word after all. And maybe, just maybe, he had good reason to talk junk to Jay Cutler, the now quarterback of the Bears. Not the Broncos.

Was Phillip Rivers like me? I consider myself a competitor. I hate to lose anything. I won’t hesitate to talk trash, especially if I know I can back it up. Hmm…was I like Phillip Rivers? Imagine how scary this thought was for me at the time, a lifelong Broncos fan.

I soon came across a couple of editorial pieces about Rivers. On accident. After learning a little bit about the person, the off-the-field family man, devoted husband, father of six, churchgoer and overall good guy I decided I didn’t have nearly enough evidence to convict the man of my hatred. I actually wanted to, maybe, be a fan of the guy. After all, these are things I had wanted to be a part of my life at some point. The wife, the kids (although maybe not six), the spiritual strength… combined with that passion for succeeding and that not being afraid to talk a little friendly junk… mixed in with doing something for a living I was good at and I enjoyed and I wanted to be the best at. Who doesn’t want those things?

I related with Phillip Rivers. I saw not only the common man but the man in the mirror.

These days I don’t despise him. I actually enjoy watching him play the game. Simple as that.

Don’t get me wrong. When he suits up against my Broncos, I hope to see him smashed into the turf on every single play. I hope to see his big pumpkin head turn bright red with frustration. I hope to see him argue in desperation with Norvath on the sidelines. I hope to see him lose. Period.

But I don’t hate him and I don’t think he sucks. And I feel quite qualified in knowing what a sucky QB looks like. But I can understand why some of you feel differently. After all, I was one of you not long ago.

Boom.

Turd_Ferguson
11-03-2011, 09:40 PM
Alright, get ready, I'm going to drop my 44th post in nearly a decade right here on this thread. Mr Ferguson, you've pulled me out of the shadows.

I never thought I'd say this, but here it goes...
I don't mind Phillip Rivers.
I related with Phillip Rivers. I saw not only the common man but the man in the mirror.
These days I don’t despise him. I actually enjoy watching him play the game. Simple as that.
Don’t get me wrong. When he suits up against my Broncos, I hope to see him smashed into the turf on every single play. I hope to see his big pumpkin head turn bright red with frustration. I hope to see him argue in desperation with Norvath on the sidelines. I hope to see him lose. Period.
But I don’t hate him and I don’t think he sucks. And I feel quite qualified in knowing what a sucky QB looks like. But I can understand why some of you feel differently. After all, I was one of you not long ago.

Boom.

Wow well said... After reading that I took a long hard look deep into my heart and thought about forgiving him... Then I realized I will probably never be able to do that. Then I thought about him fumbling the game away last monday.. I giggled for several minutes, then I decided the closest I could come to not "hating" him was to appreciate that he makes being a Broncos fan a little more interesting. Who wants to be a Red Sox fan if there is no Yankees to hate, or a Cardinals fan without the Cubs to constantly make fun of, or a fan of any golfer without Tiger Woods to cheer against. Rivers guarantees me that even if i let myself get caught up in the miserable scenario of sucking for a better pick next year, I will still find myself hoping that pumkin headed freak somehow manages to fumble away the game when he plays the Broncos. I guess i thank him for being such a douche?

Orange_Beard
11-03-2011, 09:52 PM
Sheet head.

broncocalijohn
11-03-2011, 09:56 PM
Greeley Grizzley,
The "Cutler is a dick but he is our dick" line came from BroncoBuff when he was responded to me calling out Cutler when everyone was defending his action and play. There is so much truth in your post. We love when he fails because we wish we had someone with that type of talent QBing our team. He is on a rival which pisses us off even more. You dont post much but your 44th had some very good logic in it.

GreeleyGrizzley
11-03-2011, 10:07 PM
We love when he fails because we wish we had someone with that type of talent QBing our team. He is on a rival which pisses us off even more.

Truth.

In a way, that goes with what Fergy was just saying too... sometimes as fans, if we're miserable, we need a villain to root against. It brings us joy to see that villain fail, even if our own reality is failure.

Gort
11-04-2011, 12:57 AM
Alright, get ready, I'm going to drop my 44th post in nearly a decade right here on this thread. Mr Ferguson, you've pulled me out of the shadows.

I never thought I'd say this, but here it goes...

I don't mind Phillip Rivers.

As an NFL quarterback he's got a lot of talent, is the ultimate competitor and runs on pure passion for winning. With that said, he's made his mistakes and there's no doubt he sometimes goes over the top with trash talk, but that is all part of the package that is Phillip Rivers. And there was a time, just a few years ago actually, where in my mind he was just that - a package. A dick clown. A pumpkin-headed punkass. I hated the guy and I wasn't afraid to say it.

So when did that change? How did I go from pure repulsion to acceptance in only a few years? I've thought about those very questions, through much personal debate, but what follows shows essentially how it breaks down for me.

Like most Broncos fans I grew to despise "Phyllis" after he started crushing our team and trash-talking our quarterback. I, like so many Broncos fans, wanted to see Jay Cutler succeed. Phyllis was Cutler's enemy. He and the Chuggers beat the Broncos consistently, and Phyllis wasn't afraid to say so. He wasn't afraid to verbally attack Jay Cutler, on national television no less. How dare he talk like that to my quarterback! Jay Cutler is awesome, I thought, he is the next best thing in Denver, in the AFC West, in the NFL and Phillip Rivers can be damned!

I remember one poster here at the Mane say "Cutler may be a dick, but he is our dick". Was there ever one thing posted here that made more sense than that? Think about it. We all learned that Cutler was a punk. Over time, most didn’t like his personality. Hell, he didn’t even win that much. He was deemed the Frown Cannon for a reason. But…he was our quarterback. In a way, I would sit there and cry like T.O. and say, “That’s my quarterback,” as I struggled to defend him against my peers.

To support Jay Cutler was to despise Phillip Rivers. Plain and simple.

Then came the post-Cutler era, and it came quickly. His exit strategy was flawed to say the least, and it cemented what, for most people, would be his legacy as another failed quarterback in Denver. “Cutler” no longer meant “Broncos” and I found myself losing some of that dislike for Rivers, much a result of that new found disconnect.

Rivers, and the Chuggers, still beat us consistently though. I started to draw the connection with losing to our actual team. I could no longer paint a clown face on one disappointing season after the next. Our enemy was the big “L”, and it was because of so many factors that had nothing to do with Phillip Rivers. Coaching, ownership, management, personnel moves, and 317 other decisions resulted in this last decade’s Denver Broncos. Phillip Rivers was merely a player who played his part, albeit a somewhat annoying one.

This is when I started to see Phillip Rivers in myself. I know, a scary thought!
I recalled hearing a quote by someone who must have been famous, that went something like “ If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. “ That one stuck with me every time I saw a Rivers highlight, every time I saw his name in print, anytime someone uttered the words “Phillip Rivers.” I had to ask myself, why do I hate this guy? I obviously don’t know him personally. Hate is a strong word after all. And maybe, just maybe, he had good reason to talk junk to Jay Cutler, the now quarterback of the Bears. Not the Broncos.

Was Phillip Rivers like me? I consider myself a competitor. I hate to lose anything. I won’t hesitate to talk trash, especially if I know I can back it up. Hmm…was I like Phillip Rivers? Imagine how scary this thought was for me at the time, a lifelong Broncos fan.

I soon came across a couple of editorial pieces about Rivers. On accident. After learning a little bit about the person, the off-the-field family man, devoted husband, father of six, churchgoer and overall good guy I decided I didn’t have nearly enough evidence to convict the man of my hatred. I actually wanted to, maybe, be a fan of the guy. After all, these are things I had wanted to be a part of my life at some point. The wife, the kids (although maybe not six), the spiritual strength… combined with that passion for succeeding and that not being afraid to talk a little friendly junk… mixed in with doing something for a living I was good at and I enjoyed and I wanted to be the best at. Who doesn’t want those things?

I related with Phillip Rivers. I saw not only the common man but the man in the mirror.

These days I don’t despise him. I actually enjoy watching him play the game. Simple as that.

Don’t get me wrong. When he suits up against my Broncos, I hope to see him smashed into the turf on every single play. I hope to see his big pumpkin head turn bright red with frustration. I hope to see him argue in desperation with Norvath on the sidelines. I hope to see him lose. Period.

But I don’t hate him and I don’t think he sucks. And I feel quite qualified in knowing what a sucky QB looks like. But I can understand why some of you feel differently. After all, I was one of you not long ago.

Boom.

Philip Rivers curses rainbows and eats batter-dipped and deep-fried puppies.

it's ok to hate him. really, it's ok. i hate him and i feel fine. :)