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Rohirrim
11-01-2011, 07:52 AM
Last one of this season. This team is getting battered from all angles. Our flag is tattered, but still aloft. Can we go into the Black Hole and fight it out for a victory? Do we still have hope? I don't know the answers, but I do know that a win over the Raiduhs would be sweet. Let's win one for Greasy Al! :charge:

DontBeMessin
11-01-2011, 07:58 AM
Last one of this season. This team is getting battered from all angles. Our flag is tattered, but still aloft. Can we go into the Black Hole and fight it out for a victory? Do we still have hope? I don't know the answers, but I do know that a win over the Raiduhs would be sweet. Let's win one for Greasy Al! :charge:

**** YOU!!!!

You sorry team has no hope, and your horse only has three legs! This ass kicking will be EPIC!!!

Rohirrim
11-01-2011, 08:01 AM
**** YOU!!!!

You sorry team has no hope, and your horse only has three legs! This ass kicking will be EPIC!!!

You're still around? I figured they would have taken you out of your cell to line up for breakfast by now. Maybe your cellmate has you on a diet, eh?

DontBeMessin
11-01-2011, 08:04 AM
You're still around? I figured they would have taken you out of your cell to line up for breakfast by now. Maybe your cellmate has you on a diet, eh?

Yuck, Yuck, Yuck...

Oh those ever so rare and well thought out prison jokes about Raider fans... I mean... It takes a brilliant mind to come up with those gems as often as you guys do! The originality...

AMAZING!!!

Still, though - your team sucks and even with Bush we'll flatten your sorry defense!

Gort
11-01-2011, 08:09 AM
in breaking news, Al Davis is still undead. he had a cameo in this week's The Walking Dead.

http://www.wallpaperhd.org/thumbs/7129_2.jpg

Gort
11-01-2011, 08:10 AM
spotted at Lambeau.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/195/618/5_display_image.jpg

Rohirrim
11-01-2011, 08:11 AM
Whenever I want a smile, I just remember the last SB the Raiduhs were in and Gruden's happy face at the end of that game.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0um6mAnW1Ao/Td14vWYU-II/AAAAAAAAAFs/oSrdgxKeQAY/s320/Super+Bowl+XXXVII.jpg

55CrushEm
11-01-2011, 08:14 AM
in breaking news, Al Davis is still undead. he had a cameo in this week's The Walking Dead.

http://www.wallpaperhd.org/thumbs/7129_2.jpg

29444

Gort
11-01-2011, 08:18 AM
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/1001/the-raiders-raiders-al-davis-sucks-demotivational-poster-1264188123.jpg

Kaylore
11-01-2011, 08:19 AM
I love how they have like 2 draft picks next year.

Rohirrim
11-01-2011, 08:21 AM
I guess Davis' wife is in charge of that team now. Maybe they'll become the first Chinese owned NFL team?

DontBeMessin
11-01-2011, 08:22 AM
in breaking news, Al Davis is still undead. he had a cameo in this week's The Walking Dead.

http://www.wallpaperhd.org/thumbs/7129_2.jpg

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3327829&postcount=130

bendog
11-01-2011, 08:22 AM
I think Sandy Koufax has more left in his throwing elbow than Carson Palmer.

DontBeMessin
11-01-2011, 08:23 AM
Whenever I want a smile, I just remember the last SB the Raiduhs were in and Gruden's happy face at the end of that game.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0um6mAnW1Ao/Td14vWYU-II/AAAAAAAAAFs/oSrdgxKeQAY/s320/Super+Bowl+XXXVII.jpg

HEY ROHIRRIM!!!

You quit that!!! That **** ain't funny!!!!

DontBeMessin
11-01-2011, 08:24 AM
I love how they have like 2 draft picks next year.

Draft picks are overrated...

DontBeMessin
11-01-2011, 08:25 AM
I guess Davis' wife is in charge of that team now. Maybe they'll become the first Chinese owned NFL team?

It's his son...

Yoda
11-01-2011, 08:25 AM
Palmer starts get in sync with O, wether RunDMC plays or not, Bush or Tawain Jones should have a big game. Personally, I believe the Raiders should rest DMac and feature Tawain Jones.

Raiders D should dismantle the Denver's OL again and be in Tebow's face all day!

Bring on the futile rebuttals and all the hate!

Gort
11-01-2011, 08:27 AM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3327829&postcount=130

get over it. Al Davis died years ago. they kept away the rigor mortis by pumping him full of formaldehyde and purple drank with a dialysis machine.

Irish Stout
11-01-2011, 08:27 AM
Draft picks are overrated...

Only a Raiders fan would believe that to be true. A few more years of McD drafts and Broncos fans might have believed it too.

Gort
11-01-2011, 08:28 AM
I guess Davis' wife is in charge of that team now. Maybe they'll become the first Chinese owned NFL team?

http://www.zoomantics.com.au/ausph/ROR.jpg

bendog
11-01-2011, 08:32 AM
Den's gonna get killed by a team run by mark davis and amy trask. That's how bad Josh McDaniels really is.

Kaylore
11-01-2011, 08:40 AM
Draft picks are overrated...

So is Carson Palmer.

Ray Finkle
11-01-2011, 08:45 AM
I love how they have like 2 draft picks next year.

true but they've drafted better than Denver the last few years....(they have a D Line)....

DontBeMessin
11-01-2011, 09:02 AM
The Lion's front four, as you all know, is nothing - NOTHING compared to our front four!

DontBeMessin
11-01-2011, 09:07 AM
Only a Raiders fan would believe that to be true. A few more years of McD drafts and Broncos fans might have believed it too.

No?!?! Out of the past 5 years (that's about 40 draft picks - including supplimental draft picks) how many of them are still on your team and start?

Like I said - it's overrated... If you knew math, you would know this!

DontBeMessin
11-01-2011, 09:08 AM
So is Carson Palmer.

What the...

Kaylor!!! For that comment want to bet avatars on which QB has better stats come Sunday?

Boobs McGee
11-01-2011, 09:09 AM
We're gonna **** you punk bitches in the ass with no lube. RAIDAHS GOIN DOWN!

DontBeMessin
11-01-2011, 09:10 AM
true but they've drafted better than Denver the last few years....(they have a D Line)....

A Bronco fan that is not delusional? AMAZING!!!!

:thumbsup:

REPPED!!!

DontBeMessin
11-01-2011, 09:11 AM
We're gonna **** you punk b****es in the ass with no lube. RAIDAHS GOIN DOWN!

Do you know how many "prison" jokes what surface if I posted something to the effects of what you just posted?

:)

Yoda
11-01-2011, 09:21 AM
Donkey fans poking fun on how an orginzation is ran? Bawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa! Nice.

bendog
11-01-2011, 09:27 AM
Donkey fans poking fun on how an orginzation is ran? Bawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa! Nice.

I would not be entirely surprised if Elway gets sick of the Tebowites and ends up running the football operations of the Raiders. And I wouldn't be shocked senseless to see the Raiders back in LA someday ... though i think it'll be the Chargers making the move, or Jax.

Gort
11-01-2011, 09:32 AM
Do you know how many "prison" jokes what surface if I posted something to the effects of what you just posted?

:)

ask any fan of any other team in the NFL what the first word that comes to their mind is when they hear the name "Raiders" and the answer will overwhelmingly be "prison".

Dagmar
11-01-2011, 09:40 AM
Since 90% of the site think our 5 games into his career QB is the biggest bust of all time this should be a quiet thread!

Irish Stout
11-01-2011, 09:52 AM
No?!?! Out of the past 5 years (that's about 40 draft picks - including supplimental draft picks) how many of them are still on your team and start?

Like I said - it's overrated... If you knew math, you would know this!

I understand math better than you comprehend English. I gave a nod in my post to McD possibly leading us down the same road as the Raiders in drafting... and one could also assume the way he handled prior draft picks. So the fair question isn't how many on our team, considering the 2006 draft class of starters got traded off, but rather how many are still starters in the NFL.

The answer would be about half. McD ****ed us.

2006: Cutler, Marshall, Scheffler, Dumerville, Kuper, Hixon
2007: Bad year, but I believe Jarvis starts for you guys now and Marcus Thomas.
2008: Clady, Royal, Larsen, Hillis, Torain (sucks, but Shanny likes him)
2009: HELLO MCD - Ayers and Knowsho
2010: Thomas, Tebow, Beadles (puke), Walton, Decker
2011: TBD

Thats 20 dudes starting in 2011 in a 5 year window not looking at 2011 draft results yet. We've just been a ramshackle organization during that period of time too, so nothing really matters until we can tighten up from the top down.

bendog
11-01-2011, 10:00 AM
They can't even shoot themselves properly

http://www.insidebayarea.com/news/ci_19239086

DontBeMessin
11-01-2011, 10:07 AM
ask any fan of any other team in the NFL what the first word that comes to their mind is when they hear the name "Raiders" and the answer will overwhelmingly be "prison".

Ha!

That's funny... It's so outrageous that I have no comment back...

DontBeMessin
11-01-2011, 10:09 AM
I understand math better than you comprehend English. I gave a nod in my post to McD possibly leading us down the same road as the Raiders in drafting... and one could also assume the way he handled prior draft picks. So the fair question isn't how many on our team, considering the 2006 draft class of starters got traded off, but rather how many are still starters in the NFL.

The answer would be about half. McD ****ed us.

2006: Cutler, Marshall, Scheffler, Dumerville, Kuper, Hixon
2007: Bad year, but I believe Jarvis starts for you guys now and Marcus Thomas.
2008: Clady, Royal, Larsen, Hillis, Torain (sucks, but Shanny likes him)
2009: HELLO MCD - Ayers and Knowsho
2010: Thomas, Tebow, Beadles (puke), Walton, Decker
2011: TBD

Thats 20 dudes starting in 2011 in a 5 year window not looking at 2011 draft results yet. We've just been a ramshackle organization during that period of time too, so nothing really matters until we can tighten up from the top down.

Five (5) years... and how many starters that are listed above will be starting on Sunday?

Tombstone RJ
11-01-2011, 10:14 AM
Palmer has the bye week to get ready. I wonder if this will matter...

Dagmar
11-01-2011, 10:15 AM
Palmer has the bye week to get ready. I wonder if this will matter...

Won't make a tiny bit of difference if we get no pressure on him.

bowtown
11-01-2011, 10:16 AM
Palmer has the bye week to get ready. I wonder if this will matter...

The Raiders all have a week off. That's going to be a lot of bail.

Gort
11-01-2011, 10:18 AM
The Raiders all have a week off. That's going to be a lot of bail.

in breaking news, Oakland's mayor announces an emergency shortage of purple drank due to an excess of demand in the past week.

vonqkilla
11-01-2011, 10:21 AM
Gameplan :

Play cover 2 & jump routes.

On offense, punt on first down to avoid screwing up the lead our d just got us.


Ball game.

deltbucs
11-01-2011, 10:21 AM
Draft picks are overrated...

You can't be stupid enough to honestly believe this.

vonqkilla
11-01-2011, 10:23 AM
Det is my defense, but with the bye, I just picked up Oak.

Sucks to say, but I want that bye in the playoffs.

bendog
11-01-2011, 10:28 AM
http://www.insidesocal.com/theshadow/953ee7e3ec3b1ae8e7a2fd3600c05cd1-getty-88235497jj001_new_orleans_s.jpg

wayyyyy too much Johnny Depp

http://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Denver+Broncos+v+Oakland+Raiders+A9-RbFQFhr6l.jpg

Irish Stout
11-01-2011, 10:30 AM
Five (5) years... and how many starters that are listed above will be starting on Sunday?

Again, do you have problems processing English? Those are starters for THIS year. They will all start Sunday unless they are injured, dead or Jarvis Moss.

DontBeMessin
11-01-2011, 11:03 AM
Palmer has the bye week to get ready. I wonder if this will matter...

:notworthy The Honorable Tombstone RJ!

I can only hope that they have had some practice. There was a mandatory 4 days off, no contact with coaches, but Palmer and the WR's were "supposed" to get a workout for those days off...

If they worked hard, and he gets a feel... Be afraid!!! Can you imagine if our recievers finally get a decent QB and with their speed?!?! It's all OVER!!!

bowtown
11-01-2011, 11:06 AM
:notworthy The Honorable Tombstone RJ!

I can only hope that they have had some practice. There was a mandatory 4 days off, no contact with coaches, but Palmer and the WR's were "supposed" to get a workout for those days off...

If they worked hard, and he gets a feel... Be afraid!!! Can you imagine if our recievers finally get a decent QB and with their speed?!?! It's all OVER!!!

But then they won't have any excuses for not being able to catch.

DontBeMessin
11-01-2011, 11:12 AM
You can't be stupid enough to honestly believe this.

You don't think the draft isn't overrated? REALLY?!?!

Well, again we have people posting who have problems doing simple 5th grade math... But, since you don't know - I am here to help the mullet!

http://www.milehighreport.com/2010/3/24/1386838/the-nfl-draft-a-little-less

Less than 50% of drafties are still on the team. It's overrated... and you would have to be stupid to think it isn't...

bendog
11-01-2011, 11:12 AM
have you ever noticed how out of place good looking women are in the black hole .... I mean there aren't many.

DontBeMessin
11-01-2011, 11:13 AM
But then they won't have any excuses for not being able to catch.

Ha!

Okay... That made me laugh... a little...

bendog
11-01-2011, 11:15 AM
http://block180.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/img_0066.jpg

Call Human Services

Maximus
11-01-2011, 11:41 AM
I love how they have like 2 draft picks next year.

So we'll have a McDonkey type draft 2 picks out of 7 or 9 except we will not gut the entire team!

Maximus
11-01-2011, 11:45 AM
I think Sandy Koufax has more left in his throwing elbow than Carson Palmer.

Now what would a donk fan know about throwing or elbows... Isn't teblow your starting QB?

bendog
11-01-2011, 11:48 AM
Now what would a donk fan know about throwing or elbows... Isn't teblow your starting QB?

yes he is, and I hate that half blind coach in Mia who gave away that game almost as much as I hate Josh McDaniels, although with McDaniels is a more personal hatred in that I hope he gets fired and ultimately finds work as locker room asst.

Rohirrim
11-01-2011, 12:03 PM
A picture that always must be posted during Raiduhs week:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8fR8nXXpQsc/RZ12zFtLbJI/AAAAAAAAABY/pFhK5Pc8v5g/s320/dwilliams.bmp

DontBeMessin
11-01-2011, 12:06 PM
A picture that always must be posted during Raiduhs week:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8fR8nXXpQsc/RZ12zFtLbJI/AAAAAAAAABY/pFhK5Pc8v5g/s320/dwilliams.bmp

NOT COOL!!!!


Did you see my Avatar?!?! That's Porter... Do you remember THAT?!?! See Chump Bailey? He got SMOKED!!!

Maximus
11-01-2011, 12:16 PM
So is Carson Palmer.

If Palmer has that classification what about Little Timmy...? I know... I know... HeBlows!

DontBeMessin
11-01-2011, 12:17 PM
Where's Meck and Spider??!? ****ing pussies...

Where are the others??!?! Bronx? Old dude... all the old school posters? Is it the defeat by the Lions has you all circle jerking in the corner Teabagging? Or is that Tebowing? I forget...

Maximus
11-01-2011, 12:22 PM
But then they won't have any excuses for not being able to catch.

The funny part is... The player that perpetuated that problem is now catching the ball. Heyward Bey is performing very well!

DontBeMessin
11-01-2011, 12:26 PM
The funny part is... The player that perpetuated that problem is now catching the ball. Heyward Bey is performing very well!

:thumbsup:

He has stepped up and Al would be proud! If Palmer and Bey hook up it will be OVER!!! Bey is retarded fast... Chump will be left 10 yards behind him and Palmer has a CANNON of an arm!!

Now, just to let you know (Donkey fans)... Gannon was in the league I believe 10-11 years before the Raider picked him up...

Gort
11-01-2011, 12:29 PM
Where's Meck and Spider??!? ****ing pussies...

Where are the others??!?! Bronx? Old dude... all the old school posters? Is it the defeat by the Lions has you all circle jerking in the corner Teabagging? Or is that Tebowing? I forget...

stay classy, Oakland!

http://worstprofessorever.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/stay-classy-ron-burgundy.jpg

bendog
11-01-2011, 12:35 PM
Put Bey in on defense and he can pad his stats.

Maximus
11-01-2011, 12:36 PM
yes he is, and I hate that half blind coach in Mia who gave away that game almost as much as I hate Josh McDaniels, although with McDaniels is a more personal hatred in that I hope he gets fired and ultimately finds work as locker room asst.

Let me rewind real quick... Are you saying that Miami Sabotaged the emergence of Brady Quinn or the return of KY Orton?

Maximus
11-01-2011, 12:42 PM
:thumbsup:

He has stepped up and Al would be proud! If Palmer and Bey hook up it will be OVER!!! Bey is retarded fast... Chump will be left 10 yards behind him and Palmer has a CANNON of an arm!!

Now, just to let you know (Donkey fans)... Gannon was in the league I believe 10-11 years before the Raider picked him up...

Damn Right DBM! I can see him being that player that starts the Brown bag trend in dungver. A couple of deep ones over the top of Bailey.... and the Bags will start popping up!

deltbucs
11-01-2011, 12:53 PM
You don't think the draft isn't overrated? REALLY?!?!

Well, again we have people posting who have problems doing simple 5th grade math... But, since you don't know - I am here to help the mullet!

http://www.milehighreport.com/2010/3/24/1386838/the-nfl-draft-a-little-less

Less than 50% of drafties are still on the team. It's overrated... and you would have to be stupid to think it isn't...

You even noticed that the teams that are good year after year....Pats, Steelers, Colts, etc....are teams that draft well? You even notice that teams that go out and sign free agents and waste draft picks suck every year?

Gort
11-01-2011, 12:56 PM
You even noticed that the teams that are good year after year....Pats, Steelers, Colts, etc....are teams that draft well? You even notice that teams that go out and sign free agents and waste draft picks suck every year?

we should post photos of all the Raiders draft picks and free agents that didn't pan out since they last won a superbowl, but if we did that, we'd probably crash the interwebs and have to call somebody at the pentagon to reboot it.

Maximus
11-01-2011, 01:00 PM
we should post photos of all the Raiders draft picks and free agents that didn't pan out since they last won a superbowl, but if we did that, we'd probably crash the interwebs and have to call somebody at the pentagon to reboot it.

Start with the drafts by Josh McDonkey then talk!

bendog
11-01-2011, 01:01 PM
Let me rewind real quick... Are you saying that Miami Sabotaged the emergence of Brady Quinn or the return of KY Orton?

The half blind soon to be unemployed Mia coach sabotaged our shot at Luck. And, I'd like to dump a naked tied up Josh McDaniels with a car battery two wires and little clips into a N. Oakland gang area

Maximus
11-01-2011, 01:29 PM
The half blind soon to be unemployed Mia coach sabotaged our shot at Luck. And, I'd like to dump a naked tied up Josh McDaniels with a car battery two wires and little clips into a N. Oakland gang area

Ha! Ummm.... Tell us how you really feel about McDonkey!

bendog
11-01-2011, 01:37 PM
http://justblogbaby.com/files/2009/03/jc1-271x300.jpg

Maximus
11-01-2011, 01:40 PM
we should post photos of all the Raiders draft picks and free agents that didn't pan out since they last won a superbowl, but if we did that, we'd probably crash the interwebs and have to call somebody at the pentagon to reboot it.

I'll start your project for you!

http://i1202.photobucket.com/albums/bb380/Solnikonan/11-1-20114-37-41PM.jpg

bendog
11-01-2011, 01:50 PM
I'll start your project for you!

http://i1202.photobucket.com/albums/bb380/Solnikonan/11-1-20114-37-41PM.jpg

Lord, there are multiple lists on the net. I'm not going there. Den has nothing. If Jamarcus was still with Oak we could bill this as Bewildered but sincere v. Don't give a **** about nothing and ef your mamma.

Irish Stout
11-01-2011, 01:58 PM
Start with the drafts by Josh McDonkey then talk!

You guys are idiots. Thats the whole ****ing point. McD gutted our team and screwed around with draft picks.

Like I told your little lover earlier, 20 players from our last 5 year drafts are starters on our team or others this year.

Only Oakland fans are so dumb to believe the draft is a waste of time.

We may suck. You may kill us. We might not return to form for 50 years. But at least we're not from Oakland.

Maximus
11-01-2011, 02:06 PM
Lord, there are multiple lists on the net. I'm not going there. Den has nothing. If Jamarcus was still with Oak we could bill this as Bewildered but sincere v. Don't give a **** about nothing and ef your mamma.

It would be an interesting thread LOL

Blart
11-01-2011, 02:07 PM
I believe in our run defense, only Oakland's WR's scare me. Thankfully, Carson Rustbucket should be good for a few INT's.

Maximus
11-01-2011, 02:20 PM
You guys are idiots. Thats the whole ****ing point. McD gutted our team and screwed around with draft picks.

Like I told your little lover earlier, 20 players from our last 5 year drafts are starters on our team or others this year.

Only Oakland fans are so dumb to believe the draft is a waste of time.

We may suck. You may kill us. We might not return to form for 50 years. But at least we're not from Oakland.

Don't get mad because McDonkey gutted your team has zero to show for your drafts! The truth about drafts being overrated versus important lies in the middle. The first round is the most overrated round of the draft. There is a higher percentage of busts for obvious reasons of expectations, but there are other reasons. More effort is put into later round picks.

Overall... the combination of FA and late round surprises are what keep the good teams good. Most of you internet Guru's don't know anything past the first round!

Gort
11-01-2011, 02:25 PM
Don't get mad because McDonkey gutted your team has zero to show for your drafts! The truth about drafts being overrated versus important lies in the middle. The first round is the most overrated round of the draft. There is a higher percentage of busts for obvious reasons of expectations, but there are other reasons. More effort is put into later round picks.

Overall... the combination of FA and late round surprises are what keep the good teams good. Most of you internet Guru's don't know anything past the first round!

um... yeah... we're so stupid we don't know about how TD was taken in the 6th round and Rod Smith wasn't even drafted.

one thing Oakland knows is 1st round busts though, so i'll defer to your expertise. if you make me, i'll list them here so everybody can laugh at your futility. bad drafts. awful coaches. an owner who expected black players to wipe his shoes clean in the locker room. what a f'ing joke you guys are. you deserve Oakland and they deserve you.

Yet after practices, Davis would routinely throw a towel down on the locker room floor and wait for somebody to clean his shoes. No please, no thank you. Just do it, baby. And grown men would.

http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/7098616/rick-reilly-reflects-al-davis-commitment-honesty

Maximus
11-01-2011, 03:40 PM
um... yeah... we're so stupid we don't know about how TD was taken in the 6th round and Rod Smith wasn't even drafted.

one thing Oakland knows is 1st round busts though, so i'll defer to your expertise. if you make me, i'll list them here so everybody can laugh at your futility. bad drafts. awful coaches. an owner who expected black players to wipe his shoes clean in the locker room. what a f'ing joke you guys are. you deserve Oakland and they deserve you.



http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/7098616/rick-reilly-reflects-al-davis-commitment-honesty

Go right ahead... I'll post all of The Ratfaced Beavers ****ed up picks right with you!

Yoda
11-01-2011, 04:17 PM
Get used to this sight. You know this fool and the rest of the donkey OL remembers and are not looking forward to another game where they will be ABUSED again. Hilarious!

Bronx33
11-01-2011, 04:46 PM
Raiders fans being classy as usual is see.

Bronx33
11-01-2011, 04:50 PM
Ha! Ummm.... Tell us how you really feel about McDonkey!



Are you seven years old dude? sometimes you actually fit in around here and then you go full kindergarten when its time for us to play each other ( grow the **** up)

Yoda
11-01-2011, 05:39 PM
Raiders fans being classy as usual is see.

Like Broncos Fans...right? ROFL! Ok Broncos fan....give your predictable response. Hilarious!

TailgateNut
11-01-2011, 05:51 PM
Last one of this season. This team is getting battered from all angles. Our flag is tattered, but still aloft. Can we go into the Black Hole and fight it out for a victory? Do we still have hope? I don't know the answers, but I do know that a win over the Raiduhs would be sweet. Let's win one for Greasy Al! :charge:


We can only hope that Timmy gets the flu or diarhea (something/anything that would prevent him from suiting up for the game), then we'll have a chance. Frigging twinkletoes is a joke.

Bronx33
11-01-2011, 05:53 PM
Like Broncos Fans...right? ROFL! Ok Broncos fan....give your predictable response. Hilarious!


Even more funny (https://www.google.com/search?q=raider+fans+being+arrested&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a)

Maximus
11-01-2011, 05:58 PM
Like Broncos Fans...right? ROFL! Ok Broncos fan....give your predictable response. Hilarious!

Tebowner Response:

1. You're stupid
2. you're retarded
3. You're an Idiot
4. You're a Troll
5. Tebow is God
6. I'm tebow's Altar boy
7. I eat tebow's man chowder

LOL

Yoda
11-01-2011, 05:59 PM
How about this oldy but goody....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5vJ6tqW9BY

Bronx33
11-01-2011, 05:59 PM
8. you're seven years old

Yoda
11-01-2011, 06:01 PM
Tebowner Response:

1. You're stupid
2. you're retarded
3. You're an Idiot
4. You're a Troll
5. Tebow is God
6. I'm tebow's Altar boy
7. I eat tebow's man chowder

LOL

LOLHilarious!LOL

Maximus
11-01-2011, 06:01 PM
8. you're seven years old

9. You're my biatch!

Yoda
11-01-2011, 06:02 PM
8. you're seven years old

That's it....Bronx33.

Bronx33
11-01-2011, 06:10 PM
good news yoda!!! you're 10 years old!!

Bronx33
11-01-2011, 06:12 PM
9. You're my biatch!


at least spell it right you 7 seven year old.

Maximus
11-01-2011, 06:16 PM
Don't talk about my donkey's... I'll call you a 7 year old! Waaaaaa .... Waaaaaa... STFU you're part of the pussy brigade around here!

Yoda
11-01-2011, 06:18 PM
good news yoda!!! you're 10 years old!!

So all you have left is to tell me how old I am. Hmmm....that's it? Really?

Anyway, back to the game.....I personally believe that Hue should rest McFadden and feature Taiwan Jones and toss in Bush to spell him. Plamer needs to use this game to get his rhythm back and be ready for the Dolts next week. As long as the Raiders stay focused....Broncos should lose BIG.

Maximus
11-01-2011, 06:23 PM
So all you have left is to tell me how old I am. Hmmm....that's it? Really?

Anyway, back to the game.....I personally believe that Hue should rest McFadden and feature Taiwan Jones and toss in Bush to spell him. Plamer needs to use this game to get his rhythm back and be ready for the Dolts next week. As long as the Raiders stay focused....Broncos should lose BIG.

I agree with this. Taiwan is good enough to start a controversy! Palmer has his Running buddy in practice now TJ signed... According to Hue CP is looking very sharp this week.

Our Dline is big fast and strong I feel better than Detroits and we know the tendencies so, I expect a major Raggedy Ann Doll party up front

Bronx33
11-01-2011, 06:32 PM
So all you have left is to tell me how old I am. Hmmm....that's it? Really?

Anyway, back to the game.....I personally believe that Hue should rest McFadden and feature Taiwan Jones and toss in Bush to spell him. Plamer needs to use this game to get his rhythm back and be ready for the Dolts next week. As long as the Raiders stay focused....Broncos should lose BIG.


So i was right?

Yoda
11-01-2011, 06:34 PM
TJ should be used more often to rest DMAc during the game, he would last longer and possibly be less injury prone.

oubronco
11-01-2011, 06:40 PM
.

vonqkilla
11-01-2011, 06:43 PM
Raiders fans »

Your idiot corpse was to stupid work with john gruden and got pounded by him in the Super Bowl for it, used the pick for Gruden on Buchanon, who ended up with....

The Buccaneers!!!

How fn stupid can they be.

Stupid enough to sign a worthless Superbowl Mvp because he caught some simple passes thrown right to him? Yep.

Are they stupid enough to let Charles Woodson walk and take on his scrub doppelganger and mega deal? Yep

How about Jamarcus?

24 - 72 last 5 years .
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Oakland_raiders_win_loss_record_last_5_years
Moss lol.
Ill skip to the cherry on top, Carson Fn Palmer.

This ragarm is supposed to be the savior with no mobility, no arm, and no playoff wins ever!!! Ok!!!

& you stupid fks gave up a 1st and a 2nd for him? Fk yeah you did! When you sorry ass motherfkrs miss the playoffs and Carson is back out of football, you can once again blaim

that rotting corpse pos owner for not having the vision to have a gm or structure in place to take over and continue his wretched record of horrible drafts and trades.

Oh wait he did, Hue Jackson must have had a seance with amy trasc and al made that call too.

Meanwhile, in 2012 our rebuilding begins with a franchise qb, not some has been bust, journeyman scrub, or quiter that the raiduhs always covet...

Morons.

Yoda
11-01-2011, 06:44 PM
So i was right?

Bronx33..... your a day late and a dollar short....that boat has sailed. Try to keep up. :wave:

Yoda
11-01-2011, 06:46 PM
Raiders fans »

Your idiot corpse was to stupid work with john gruden and got pounded by him in the Super Bowl for it, used the puck for Gruden on Buchanon, who ended up with....

The Buccaneers!!!

How fn stupid can they be.

Stupid enough to sign a worthless Superbowl Mvp because he caught some simple passes thrown right to him? Yep.

Are they stupid enough to let Charles Woodson walk and take on his scrub doppelganger and mega deal? Yep

How about Jamarcus?

24 - 72 last 5 years .
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Oakland_raiders_win_loss_record_last_5_years
Moss lol.
Ill skip to the cherry on top, Carson Fn Palmer.

This ragarm is supposed to be the savior with no mobility, no arm, and no playoff wins ever!!! Ok!!!

& you stupid fks gave up a 1st and a 2nd for him? Fk yeah you did! When you sorry ass motherfkrs miss the playoffs and Carson is back out of football, you can once again blaim

that rotting corpse pos owner for not having the vision to have a gm or structure in place to take over and continue his wretched record of horrible drafts and trades.

Oh wait he did, Hue Jackson must have had a seance with amy trasc and al made that call too.

Meanwhile, in 2012 our rebuilding begins with a franchise qb, not some has been bust, journeyman scrub, or quiter that the raiduhs always covet...

Morons.

LOL don't bust a vein in your head Hilarious! You mean Tebow.... your future QB....Tebow.....Hilarious!

Turd_Ferguson
11-01-2011, 06:47 PM
Get used to this sight. You know this fool and the rest of the donkey OL remembers and are not looking forward to another game where they will be ABUSED again. Hilarious!

Yea cause all those 15 yard penalties your amazing D line gave up didnt keep denver in the game at all. Good work. Hey you guys still have Robert Gallery?

oubronco
11-01-2011, 06:48 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2LtZ1lp19eI/SL4uU6bv-sI/AAAAAAAAAVU/ZlRzrEpGsDo/s400/raiders+loss.jpg

oubronco
11-01-2011, 06:49 PM
http://tapiaphoto.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/269101219_002_Broncos_at_Raiders_Blog.jpg

oubronco
11-01-2011, 06:51 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_H9jIY9D1bqA/TMpiuYQVY1I/AAAAAAAAAtg/lHHv5COmYvQ/s320/Broncos+helmet.png (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_H9jIY9D1bqA/TMpiuYQVY1I/AAAAAAAAAtg/lHHv5COmYvQ/s1600/Broncos+helmet.png)

oubronco
11-01-2011, 06:53 PM
http://wallstickers-decals.com/wp-content/uploads/store/products/thumbnails/57401555866671.jpg

Yoda
11-01-2011, 06:54 PM
D-Mac loves the Donkeys

oubronco
11-01-2011, 06:59 PM
http://articles.theuflonline.com/images/articleimages/661/1316204025-Knowshon+Moreno+Oakland+Raiders+v+Denver+Broncos+g HNnwguXWyql.jpg

vonqkilla
11-01-2011, 07:00 PM
LOL don't bust a vein in your head Hilarious! You mean Tebow.... your future QB....Tebow.....Hilarious!

What is hilarious is Star Wars kid in here trying to talk sht, whenn your joke franchise has been the laughing stock of the league for years for drafts, fa signings, and an owner than ran off two super bowl winning coaches AFTER they got the hell away from the worst owner in the league.

McD wrecked us, but it will be fixed. Meanwhile the raiderettes will be back in LA because San Francisco's Ghetto Raiders will move again.

Turd_Ferguson
11-01-2011, 07:00 PM
:thumbsup:

He has stepped up and Al would be proud! If Palmer and Bey hook up it will be OVER!!! Bey is retarded fast... Chump will be left 10 yards behind him and Palmer has a CANNON of an arm!!

Now, just to let you know (Donkey fans)... Gannon was in the league I believe 10-11 years before the Raider picked him up...

Al is dead, Palmer's arm is dead, Bey IS retarded, Gannon was probably the best QB the Raiders ever had and he threw up 5 picks was it in the super bowl? super bowl record! I give the Raiders 3 years before all the free agent money goes up Al's son's nose. He reminds me of the kid from caddy shack. The way Scar Face is running the team you guys will be trading two second rounders for Ochocinco, he already has Houshmanzada and Dead Arm Palmer. Dumb A**...

Yoda
11-01-2011, 07:01 PM
1st quarter......2nd quarter.....by the 3rd quarter....game over for the Donkeys.

Yoda
11-01-2011, 07:04 PM
What is hilarious is Star Wars kid in here trying to talk sht, whenn your joke franchise has been the laughing stock of the league for years for drafts, fa signings, and an owner than ran off two super bowl winning coaches AFTER they got the hell away from the worst owner in the league.

McD wrecked us, but it will be fixed. Meanwhile the raiderettes will be back in LA because San Francisco's Ghetto Raiders will move again.

Currently your beloved Donkeys are 2-5.....need I say more?

Maximus
11-01-2011, 07:11 PM
http://i1202.photobucket.com/albums/bb380/Solnikonan/11-1-201110-08-04PM.jpg

Maximus
11-01-2011, 07:12 PM
McD wrecked us, but it will be fixed.

Stop it Shanarat wrecked it ... McDonkey Finished it

Maximus
11-01-2011, 07:23 PM
Yea cause all those 15 yard penalties your amazing D line gave up didnt keep denver in the game at all. Good work. Hey you guys still have Robert Gallery?

Didn't need him... Got Wiz! How about Willie Middle Bust... Olandis Gary... any takers? Mo Mo Clarette???

Turd_Ferguson
11-01-2011, 07:23 PM
Currently your beloved Donkeys are 2-5.....need I say more?

Yea I'm pretty depressed about the 2-5 start. . . Tell me.. as a Raiders fan... do you ever get used to your team sucking year after year? I was thinking the way out of this situation would be to trade away all our picks and then take the ones we have left and draft guys no one has ever heard of. I figured you guys would stop doing that after ole Al became Worm Food, but his protege Scar Face seems to be following in his foot steps.

Maximus
11-01-2011, 07:28 PM
Yea I'm pretty depressed about the 2-5 start. . . Tell me.. as a Raiders fan... do you ever get used to your team sucking year after year? I was thinking the way out of this situation would be to trade away all our picks and then take the ones we have left and draft guys no one has ever heard of. I figured you guys would stop doing that after ole Al became Worm Food, but his protege Scar Face seems to be following in his foot steps.

Have you gotten used to us whipping your teams ass... When was the last time the donkeys beat us?

Yoda
11-01-2011, 07:29 PM
Yea I'm pretty depressed about the 2-5 start. . . Tell me.. as a Raiders fan... do you ever get used to your team sucking year after year? I was thinking the way out of this situation would be to trade away all our picks and then take the ones we have left and draft guys no one has ever heard of. I figured you guys would stop doing that after ole Al became Worm Food, but his protege Scar Face seems to be following in his foot steps.

No, but sounds like your ready to get used to it. Since you haven't noticed, the Raiders don't suck this year...as you so well put it. As far as the picks as trades, it's just wait and see how it all plays out. BTW.....Denver NEVER misses on any of it's draft picks....right.....that Tebow pick in the 1st round was a SLAM DUNK!Hilarious!

theStifmeister
11-01-2011, 07:33 PM
this reminds me of a cranberries song

Yoda
11-01-2011, 07:40 PM
this reminds me of a cranberries song

Which one...Dying in the sun? Zombies? Never grow old? Dreams?

Turd_Ferguson
11-01-2011, 07:46 PM
No, but sounds like your ready to get used to it. Since you haven't noticed, the Raiders don't suck this year...as you so well put it. As far as the picks as trades, it's just wait and see how it all plays out. BTW.....Denver NEVER misses on any of it's draft picks....right.....that Tebow pick in the 1st round was a SLAM DUNK!Hilarious!

Good thing they didnt take him first overall.. He might have let it go to his head.. Started drinking the purple drank, and eating cheese burgers all day long.. Wait didn't the Raiders take a guy like that first overall?

Yoda
11-01-2011, 07:48 PM
I will admit that was a huge mistake....but the Raiders weren't the only ones who believed in him. But with Tebow, the consensus was .......NO.

Boobs McGee
11-01-2011, 09:18 PM
Have you gotten used to us whipping your teams ass... When was the last time the donkeys beat us?

From Hell's heart I stab at thee. For Hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.

Maximus
11-01-2011, 09:27 PM
From Hell's heart I stab at thee. For Hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.

Ha! One of my favorite lines from that movie... However, I think you have to save that for Khan Hilarious!

DontBeMessin
11-02-2011, 07:04 AM
Damn Right DBM! I can see him being that player that starts the Brown bag trend in dungver. A couple of deep ones over the top of Bailey.... and the Bags will start popping up!

:thumbs:

EXACTLY!!! There team is headed for the Dark Ages again, but that won't be to hard for the older fans since they've been there before...

DontBeMessin
11-02-2011, 07:13 AM
You even noticed that the teams that are good year after year....Pats, Steelers, Colts, etc....are teams that draft well? You even notice that teams that go out and sign free agents and waste draft picks suck every year?

I call Bull****... Do you know why? It's the crappy teams that get the 1st rounders!

Shall I demonstrate?

Wait... Colts? Good team? Pats? Really... outside of "ONE" QB you tell me when those two squads were EVER good? And it's not their draft picks that keeps them good - it's free agency!

Back to the subject! Those who waste draft picks? You have no clue what you are talking about. Most picks leave and go to other teams and become successful. Who do you still have on your squad that (as I stated) you selected in the first round that will start on Sunday?

Rohirrim
11-02-2011, 07:22 AM
Ha! One of my favorite lines from that movie... However, I think you have to save that for Khan Hilarious!

Actually, it's taken from Captain Ahab in Moby Dick, but I really wouldn't expect a Raiders fan to know that. It would require reading, after all. :thanku:

Maximus
11-02-2011, 08:22 AM
Actually, it's taken from Captain Ahab in Moby Dick, but I really wouldn't expect a Raiders fan to know that. It would require reading, after all. :thanku:

I read that book 6 thousand years ago! I'm also a trekkie so, its a prerequisite for me to know where that line came from... lol your response is an indication of how bad your team is... What is this now... what's my line or Name that tune???

Rohirrim
11-02-2011, 08:25 AM
I read that book 6 thousand years ago! I'm also a trekkie so, its a prerequisite for me to know where that line came from... lol your response is an indication of how bad your team is... What is this now... what's my line or Name that tune???

You read a book? For a Raider fan, that's quite an admission. I applaud your honesty. :thumbsup:

ol#7
11-02-2011, 08:38 AM
I dont know what to expect from this game. Nothing would suprise me at this point.

DontBeMessin
11-02-2011, 09:30 AM
I dont know what to expect from this game. Nothing would suprise me at this point.

Your team winning would!!!

ANOUNCEMENT - Raiders pick up T.J. Housmandzadah...

Maximus
11-02-2011, 09:35 AM
You read a book? For a Raider fan, that's quite an admission. I applaud your honesty. :thumbsup:

Ha! Raider Fans read and we comprehend what we read... unlike the bonko teblowites that have infested OM with illiterate blathering!

Maximus
11-02-2011, 09:38 AM
I dont know what to expect from this game. Nothing would suprise me at this point.

Expect nothing less than a beatdown!

DontBeMessin
11-02-2011, 09:39 AM
From Hell's heart I stab at thee. For Hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.

Actually, it's taken from Captain Ahab in Moby Dick, but I really wouldn't expect a Raiders fan to know that. It would require reading, after all. :thanku:

Pfft!!!

Khan!!! That's who made that quote famous! KHAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!

DontBeMessin
11-02-2011, 10:07 AM
Do any of you know what is funny?!?! You sorry ass fans already know your going to lose the game and that is why your not posting in this thread!!

You are defeated even before the game starts!!! HA HA HAAAA!!! Not only is your team a bunch of biotches!!! YOUR BIOTCH TEAMS FANS ARE MORE OF A BIOTCH!!!!

HA HA HAAA HA HAAAA!!!!!

Kaylore
11-02-2011, 10:19 AM
Do any of you know what is funny?!?! You sorry ass fans already know your going to lose the game and that is why your not posting in this thread!!

You are defeated even before the game starts!!! HA HA HAAAA!!! Not only is your team a bunch of biotches!!! YOUR BIOTCH TEAMS FANS ARE MORE OF A BIOTCH!!!!

HA HA HAAA HA HAAAA!!!!!

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/5/5/fea5b6cb-752c-4f81-8704-7c4502d2a73e.jpg

Peoples Champ
11-02-2011, 10:22 AM
Your team winning would!!!

ANOUNCEMENT - Raiders pick up T.J. Housmandzadah...


im not saying Denver is the better team, but I wouldn't be surprised if Denver won.

DontBeMessin
11-02-2011, 10:23 AM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/5/5/fea5b6cb-752c-4f81-8704-7c4502d2a73e.jpg

I can't view the photo... :homer:

Ugly Duck
11-02-2011, 03:26 PM
CBS Sports: The Broncos made the decision to start Tim Tebow again. That's good news for the Raiders.
The Raiders will start Carson Palmer for the first time.
Let's see: Tebow or Palmer? That's easy, almost as easy as this pick. Blowout.

31 Raiders
13 Broncos

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/features/writers/prisco/picks

I can't view the photo... :homer:

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/5/5/fea5b6cb-752c-4f81-8704-7c4502d2a73e.jpg

Maximus
11-02-2011, 03:38 PM
Do any of you know what is funny?!?! You sorry ass fans already know your going to lose the game and that is why your not posting in this thread!!

You are defeated even before the game starts!!! HA HA HAAAA!!! Not only is your team a bunch of biotches!!! YOUR BIOTCH TEAMS FANS ARE MORE OF A BIOTCH!!!!

HA HA HAAA HA HAAAA!!!!!

Absolutely True!

We completely own them... If we had enough Raider Fans on this site we could actually take over the site! Last week we ran all the pussies out of the chat room except the couple of die hards... Lions players were jumping in the stands and the fans caught the player! We actually consider our road trip to Pile high or Invesco as a home game... The only thing that is left is the Brown Paper Bag!

bendog
11-02-2011, 03:40 PM
Don't hurt the Tebow. And don't do any tebowing. I'm sure the black hole would not do any smack like that.

Maximus
11-02-2011, 03:51 PM
Don't hurt the Tebow. And don't do any tebowing. I'm sure the black hole would not do any smack like that.

There won't be any tebowing in Oakland... and if a donkey tried to jump in the black hole... He would come out black and blue! The pussification of OM by these fairweather, on the fringe & casual BRONCO (Not Donk) Fans is less than pathetic!

In our worst years I was still here defending the Raiders and talking good natured trash to donk fans.

Mile High Mojoe
11-02-2011, 03:53 PM
You read a book? For a Raider fan, that's quite an admission. I applaud your honesty. :thumbsup:

Moby Dick is one of the best books of all-time. I love Capt. Ahab’s character in the book.

“For hates sake, I spit my last breath at thee!” is the best quote from Ahab but another one worthy of mention is: “And may God hunt us all if we do not hunt Moby Dick (The Raiders) to the death!”

Mile High Mojoe
11-02-2011, 03:55 PM
Absolutely True!

We completely own them... If we had enough Raider Fans on this site we could actually take over the site! Last week we ran all the pussies out of the chat room except the couple of die hards... Lions players were jumping in the stands and the fans caught the player! We actually consider our road trip to Pile high or Invesco as a home game... The only thing that is left is the Brown Paper Bag!

In your last game you team was shut out 28-0 by the Chiefs and you're running you mouth? Typical Raiders Fan.

bendog
11-02-2011, 04:00 PM
There won't be any tebowing in Oakland... and if a donkey tried to jump in the black hole... He would come out black and blue! The pussification of OM by these fairweather, on the fringe & casual BRONCO (Not Donk) Fans is less than pathetic!

In our worst years I was still here defending the Raiders and talking good natured trash to donk fans.

oh, I think there will tebowing mocking, not that it bothers me. I'm glad I don't get the feed. I'll catch the replay to see the "Tebow education."

Maximus
11-02-2011, 04:07 PM
In your last game you team was shut out 28-0 by the Chiefs and you're running you mouth? Typical Raiders Fan.

See... Skin Heads don't understand... We're not playing the chiefs... We're playing our bitch this week! When is the last time the mules beat us? Go figure out how your boy the new step-n-fetch it is going to get around his political debacle... Leave the football to real people and real fans!

Rohirrim
11-02-2011, 04:09 PM
See... Skin Heads don't understand... We're not playing the chiefs... We're playing our b**** this week! When is the last time the mules beat us? Go figure out how your boy the new step-n-fetch it is going to get around his political debacle... Leave the football to real people and real fans!

You're still here? What, did they run out of shelter space in Oakland? Go up to Berkeley. They'll make room for ya. :thumbs:

Maximus
11-02-2011, 04:22 PM
You're still here? What, did they run out of shelter space in Oakland? Go up to Berkeley. They'll make room for ya. :thumbs:

I have squatters rights. I have my feet on the coffee table... and I'm eating all the food!

Ugly Duck
11-02-2011, 04:30 PM
The door is open for the Oakland Raiders in the AFC West: The Denver Broncos are coming to Oakland, which means Palmer will be trying to resurrect his career and rejuvenate the Raiders against a team led by Tim Tebow, whose impersonation of an NFL quarterback is a wicked joke on Broncos fans. Palmer -- and Jackson -- should consider this a gift from the football gods.

http://www.contracostatimes.com/raiders/ci_19241658

Rohirrim
11-02-2011, 04:34 PM
I have squatters rights. I have my feet on the coffee table... and I'm eating all the food!

Wait until you see Palmer trying to scramble away from Von Milla the Killa this weekend. He makes Orton look like Crazy Legs Hirsch.

Maximus
11-02-2011, 04:45 PM
Wait until you see Palmer trying to scramble away from Von Milla the Killa this weekend. He makes Orton look like Crazy Legs Hirsch.

I like your enthusiasm! We'll be running right at VonDonkey and screening over his head... He tends to leave his running lanes open. The kid lacks discipline!

Maximus
11-02-2011, 04:48 PM
The door is open for the Oakland Raiders in the AFC West: The Denver Broncos are coming to Oakland, which means Palmer will be trying to resurrect his career and rejuvenate the Raiders against a team led by Tim Tebow, whose impersonation of an NFL quarterback is a wicked joke on Broncos fans. Palmer -- and Jackson -- should consider this a gift from the football gods.

http://www.contracostatimes.com/raiders/ci_19241658

Tebow & QB should not be used in the same sentence. I bet veteran QB's love his ineptness... They are gonna get bonuses just for not being Tebow!

Gort
11-02-2011, 05:30 PM
We actually consider our road trip to Pile high or Invesco as a home game...

are you and your homies (do you still call them homies?) coming in from Florence?

http://www.millennium-ark.net/NEWS/08_USA/08_USA_pics/080423.Supermax.jpg

Bronco Yoda
11-02-2011, 09:25 PM
Your team winning would!!!

ANOUNCEMENT - Raiders pick up T.J. Housmandzadah...

Didn't see that one coming
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3336359&postcount=178

Yoda
11-02-2011, 10:57 PM
Good news Donkey Fans!No McFadden this Sunday!

Bad news...(for Donkey Fan)..Bush/T. Jones will be gashing your Denver's D ALL day!

DontBeMessin
11-03-2011, 07:55 AM
Raiders fans being classy as usual is see.

Oh don't even GO THERE!!! Bronco fans are far worst than us... FAR WORST!!!

Do you want me to show you some archives of when I first got here?

DontBeMessin
11-03-2011, 08:00 AM
Absolutely True!

We completely own them... If we had enough Raider Fans on this site we could actually take over the site! Last week we ran all the pussies out of the chat room except the couple of die hards... Lions players were jumping in the stands and the fans caught the player! We actually consider our road trip to Pile high or Invesco as a home game... The only thing that is left is the Brown Paper Bag!

I couldn't imagine what would happen if someone from another team did that in the black hole...

I know (because I saw the game) someone did that in Philly and barely made it out alive!!

Tom A Hawk
11-03-2011, 09:56 AM
The Lion's front four, as you all know, is nothing - NOTHING compared to our front four!

What? Faider front four were invisibile last Sunday, where did they go?

DontBeMessin
11-03-2011, 10:05 AM
This is the only time I have actually LIKED RAIDERS WEEK!!!! Since you pathetic fans are all hiding under rocks!!!

You know the REALLY sad part?!?! Let me tell you what's sad...


Maximus and I have been here for years and we have been posting and taking it when our Beloved Raiders were horrible... But, we came back and talked SMACK EVERY FLIPPIN GAME!!!

This is why we are Raider Nation!!! This is why we have no fear!!! This is why we are..

THE OAKLAND RAIDERS!!!!

You and your sorry ass team is done! Cooked... Your fan base is nothing and a bunch of scared biotches!!!

You all take a good look at this lump of ****. ... You **** up in a firefight and I goddamn guarantee you a trip out of the bush....

IN A BODY BAG!!!! ...

Rohirrim
11-03-2011, 10:09 AM
This is the only time I have actually LIKED RAIDERS WEEK!!!! Since you pathetic fans are all hiding under rocks!!!

You know the REALLY sad part?!?! Let me tell you what's sad...


Maximus and I have been here for years and we have been posting and taking it when our Beloved Raiders were horrible... But, we came back and talked SMACK EVERY FLIPPIN GAME!!!

This is why we are Raider Nation!!! This is why we have no fear!!! This is why we are..

THE OAKLAND RAIDERS!!!!

You and your sorry ass team is done! Cooked... Your fan base is nothing and a bunch of scared biotches!!!

You all take a good look at this lump of ****. ... You **** up in a firefight and I goddamn guarantee you a trip out of the bush....

IN A BODY BAG!!!! ...

You sure get excited about a team that realistically has just about zero chance of making it through the first round of the playoffs, if they can even get that far. I guess for a Fader fan, just being out of the basement is reason enough to start spewing ridiculous bs.

TheReverend
11-03-2011, 10:15 AM
Oh don't even GO THERE!!! Bronco fans are far worst than us... FAR WORST!!!

Do you want me to show you some archives of when I first got here?

God bless Oakland educational systems...

Rohirrim
11-03-2011, 10:16 AM
God bless Oakland educational systems...

I figured it was Raider Nation home schooling.

DontBeMessin
11-03-2011, 10:18 AM
What? Faider front four were invisibile last Sunday, where did they go?

What?!?! We turned the ball over 6 times and held them to 300 yards!!! Our defense did AMAZING for being on the field ALL DAY LONG!!!

Gort
11-03-2011, 10:19 AM
God bless Oakland educational systems...

sad to say, but she's practically an expert on the language compared to most of the kids coming out of Oakland schools.

SimonFletcher73
11-03-2011, 10:25 AM
The raiders - original Juggalos.

bendog
11-03-2011, 10:32 AM
Just hope the cops don't accidentally tear gas anyone ... or fracture the random skull.

DontBeMessin
11-03-2011, 10:57 AM
You sure get excited about a team that realistically has just about zero chance of making it through the first round of the playoffs, if they can even get that far. I guess for a Fader fan, just being out of the basement is reason enough to start spewing ridiculous bs.

I believe you just stated that we are making the PLAYOFFS!!!


Thank you!!!

:thumbsup:

DontBeMessin
11-03-2011, 11:25 AM
sad to say, but she's practically an expert on the language compared to most of the kids coming out of Oakland schools.

That still wouldn't be funny if I was from Oakland...

oubronco
11-03-2011, 11:26 AM
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oubronco
11-03-2011, 11:28 AM
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oubronco
11-03-2011, 11:28 AM
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oubronco
11-03-2011, 11:30 AM
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Ugly Duck
11-03-2011, 12:51 PM
Oaktown is sold out.... been a long time since we've had 5 in a row sell out in time to block a blackout.

jhns
11-03-2011, 01:08 PM
This will be an easy win. Tebow haters will continue to claim the 3-3 Tebow can't win in this league. Tebow flip-floppers will tell us they knew he could do it after their week of crying and hate. I will laugh at everyone for being so irrational. Everyone in the world will laugh at the raiders because it is just fun.

DontBeMessin
11-03-2011, 01:12 PM
Exactly!! Finally someone with some balls

Gort
11-03-2011, 01:13 PM
sell out in time to block a blackout.

why isn't it called a purpleout or a magentaout?

http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/665-thats-racist.gif

DontBeMessin
11-03-2011, 01:16 PM
Can't view photos

Gort
11-03-2011, 01:19 PM
Can't view photos

prison software installed to prevent you and your fellow inmates from surfing for porn at the taxpayers expense, huh?

bendog
11-03-2011, 01:20 PM
prison software installed to prevent you and your fellow inmates from surfing for porn at the taxpayers expense, huh?

exactly. coincidenec that the oak game is in Dal, Atl and Fla? No.

TheReverend
11-03-2011, 01:31 PM
why isn't it called a purpleout or a magentaout?

http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/665-thats-racist.gif

In b4 Maxipad

canadianbroncosfan
11-03-2011, 01:34 PM
I'm a little late getting here, but I'm confused about the Raiders fans beaking Tebow. Sure he was TERRIBLE last week, I'm a Tebowmaniac and I can admit that but how do you explain the two headed swamp donkey Boller/Palmer in their last start? Without your most dynamic weapon (McFadden) running your run game, guess what you're no better. And as bad as the Broncos have been, we're still only two games behind you criminals.

bowtown
11-03-2011, 01:36 PM
I'm a little late getting here, but I'm confused about the Raiders fans beaking Tebow. Sure he was TERRIBLE last week, I'm a Tebowmaniac and I can admit that but how do you explain the two headed swamp donkey Boller/Palmer in their last start? Without your most dynamic weapon (McFadden) running your run game, guess what you're no better. And as bad as the Broncos have been, we're still only two games behind you criminals.

Palmer is going to shred our secondary on Sunday.

canadianbroncosfan
11-03-2011, 01:37 PM
why isn't it called a purpleout or a magentaout?

http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/665-thats-racist.gif

You know how a lot of times people type lol but aren't really laughing out loud? When I read purpleout, I was literally laughing out loud. I like how these idiots are happy for a sell out, and the only reason is because it's the first game after the end of the month (welfare cheques came out)

canadianbroncosfan
11-03-2011, 01:39 PM
Palmer is going to shred our secondary on Sunday.

With who? Houzeman....lmnopq...da? Why is everyone praising Palmer? He's not Stafford or Rogers.

bendog
11-03-2011, 01:49 PM
Every defense from here on out will put 8 in the box, which means we cannot run successfully. That means that Tebow will have to successfully complete a pass to the TE or a WR for at least 8 yds on 1st or 2nd down just for us to avoid a three an out. And on passing downs, every team will blitz the **** out of us until he can beat the blitz by recognizing which players blitz and where his open guy should be.

Unless he can do that, the faide can win kicking 3 long fgs.

DontBeMessin
11-03-2011, 02:28 PM
I am still wondering where the rest of the members are? Was there a Gay Convention at Cheeseman Park?

There WAS?!?!

OOOOoooohhh .... It makes so much sense now... No wonder they are not here posting....

DontBeMessin
11-03-2011, 02:29 PM
prison software installed to prevent you and your fellow inmates from surfing for porn at the taxpayers expense, huh?

Probably... But, not prison, I am a Federal Employee, but yep - surfing at your expense! :)

DontBeMessin
11-03-2011, 02:31 PM
I'm a little late getting here, but I'm confused about the Raiders fans beaking Tebow. Sure he was TERRIBLE last week, I'm a Tebowmaniac and I can admit that but how do you explain the two headed swamp donkey Boller/Palmer in their last start? Without your most dynamic weapon (McFadden) running your run game, guess what you're no better. And as bad as the Broncos have been, we're still only two games behind you criminals.

Boller is about as good as Terdbow and Palmer is a Pro-Bowler Scooter...

Gort
11-03-2011, 02:45 PM
Probably... But, not prison, I am a Federal Employee, but yep - surfing at your expense! :)

^^^^^

exhibit A) for why we need to drastically shrink the size of government.

ugh!~

Rohirrim
11-03-2011, 03:32 PM
http://www.americanrhetoric.com/images/patton.JPG

Now, the Broncos are a team. They live, eat, sleep, fight as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post don't know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating.

Now, we have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world. You know, by God, I actually pity those poor bastards we're going up against. By God, I do. We're not just going to shoot the bastards. We're going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our shoes. We're going to murder those lousy Raider bastards by the bushel.

Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken-out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. The Raiders are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood. Shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do.

Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything. Let the Raiders do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything -- except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose, and we're gonna kick him in the ass. We're gonna kick the hell out of him all the time, and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose!

Ugly Duck
11-03-2011, 06:00 PM
I'm a little late getting here.... how do you explain the two headed swamp donkey Boller/Palmer in their last start?

Gotta pay closer attention, dude. Look it up in any sports media.

Bronx33
11-03-2011, 06:33 PM
^^^^^

exhibit A) for why we need to drastically shrink the size of government.

ugh!~


Another example why unions suck.

Hamrob
11-03-2011, 08:36 PM
Every defense from here on out will put 8 in the box, which means we cannot run successfully. That means that Tebow will have to successfully complete a pass to the TE or a WR for at least 8 yds on 1st or 2nd down just for us to avoid a three an out. And on passing downs, every team will blitz the **** out of us until he can beat the blitz by recognizing which players blitz and where his open guy should be.

Unless he can do that, the faide can win kicking 3 long fgs.You know, everyone likes to bash on Tebow after starting his 5th NFL game. But, go take a look at the tape...and tell me where all the open receivers were? Sure, he took a lot of time to get rid of the ball. That was in large part, due to the fact, that no receivers were getting open. Let's not forget that his receivers are Decker/Thomas who although very talented, have little experience running routes in the NFL. Those guys are good #2, #3 options...but whose the #1 guy? We traded him.

I was watching playbook tonight and they said that Royal was Tebow's #1 target. Wow.

Tebow needs to do a lot of things better, but let's not forget, he didn't have a lot of trouble passing the ball last year in 3 starts. Receivers have to get open in order to throw them the ball.............OR..........your coach has to call quick passes, such as slants, ins/outs, TE dumps, screens etc.

When teams bring 8 guys...you have to take advantage of one on one coverage...especially to the middle of the field...because usually, the Safety is coming on the blitz. Perfect for a TE delay in the middle. Shannon Sharp used to kill teams who tried that against us. Todd Christiansen did the same for the fade.

Why we have Tebow looking down the field 35 times a game is beyond me.

canadianbroncosfan
11-03-2011, 09:51 PM
Boller is about as good as Terdbow and Palmer is a Pro-Bowler Scooter...

The only way Palmer and Pro-Bowl ever get mentioned is when preceeded by "former". Everyone praises this idiot, the only reason he didn't get much negative attention following the K.C. is surprisingly Boller was worse and Tebow was getting all the positive attention.

canadianbroncosfan
11-03-2011, 09:54 PM
I am still wondering where the rest of the members are? Was there a Gay Convention at Cheeseman Park?

There WAS?!?!

OOOOoooohhh .... It makes so much sense now... No wonder they are not here posting....

Doesn't Oakland share a bridge with San Francisco? Between that and the amount of homosexual relations in all of the prisons, a gay convention at Cheeseman would be drastically unattended in comparison. Though given all the protesters getting tear gased, and beat by police, any would should be leery of gathering.

Rohirrim
11-04-2011, 04:51 PM
http://www.robisonwells.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/palantir.jpg

Palantir says that Broncos kick some Raiduh ass this Sunday. !Booya!

ZachKC
11-04-2011, 05:18 PM
Really interested to see how this game turns out.

Dagmar
11-04-2011, 05:24 PM
Really interested to see how this game turns out.

Do you have a prediction?

Maximus
11-04-2011, 05:25 PM
http://www.robisonwells.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/palantir.jpg

Palantir says that Broncos kick some Raiduh ass this Sunday. !Booya!

Donk fans after its all said and done!

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Gort
11-04-2011, 06:04 PM
blah blah blah

once again, you fail.

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ZachKC
11-04-2011, 07:38 PM
Do you have a prediction?

I can't say I do...I haven't really seen Tebow play that much.

My gut feeling is that the Broncos will be able to do enough on defense to keep Oakland quiet.

But even if they do...does Denver have a way to put points on the board?

Yoda
11-04-2011, 08:33 PM
I can't say I do...I haven't really seen Tebow play that much.

My gut feeling is that the Broncos will be able to do enough on defense to keep Oakland quiet.

But even if they do...does Denver have a way to put points on the board?

I have a feeling Miami will keep the game close enough to eek out a win vs KC.

MagicHef
11-04-2011, 08:44 PM
I can't say I do...I haven't really seen Tebow play that much.

My gut feeling is that the Broncos will be able to do enough on defense to keep Oakland quiet.

But even if they do...does Denver have a way to put points on the board?

Maybe the same way you guys did.

ZachKC
11-04-2011, 08:56 PM
Maybe the same way you guys did.

Doubtful. We know how to move the chains.

ZachKC
11-04-2011, 08:57 PM
I have a feeling Miami will keep the game close enough to eek out a win vs KC.

Hey remember when your team couldn't get a single yard on its own goal line in front of your own fans because the Chiefs are tougher than you are?

Good times...

....good times.

Ugly Duck
11-04-2011, 10:11 PM
Broncos will be able to do enough on defense to keep Oakland quiet.

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MagicHef
11-05-2011, 03:05 AM
Doubtful. We know how to move the chains.

Yeah, that's not really where those 28 points came from.

cutthemdown
11-05-2011, 04:03 AM
Raiders backfield a lot slower with Bush and Palmer instead of Campbell McFadden. Not sure how much that hurts them vs us, we aren't very good. That Taiwan Jones may be the one to worry about.

Yoda
11-05-2011, 07:58 AM
Hey remember when your team couldn't get a single yard on its own goal line in front of your own fans because the Chiefs are tougher than you are?

Good times...

....good times.

I remember that game, more importantly Hue and the Raiders remember that game....you know it....I definently know it.....there's an A$$ whoopin' coming to the Chiefs....December 24th....an early present from the Raiders.

I fully expect the Queefs to have crashed back down to earth way before that game though.

ZachKC
11-05-2011, 09:29 AM
I remember that game, more importantly Hue and the Raiders remember that game....you know it....I definently know it.....there's an A$$ whoopin' coming to the Chiefs....December 24th....an early present from the Raiders.

I fully expect the Queefs to have crashed back down to earth way before that game though.

Your team doesn't have the heart for something like that.

Never did.

tebowisdabomb
11-05-2011, 11:11 AM
Nov. 6 Miami W
Nov. 13 Denver W
Nov. 21 at New England L
Nov. 27 Pittsburgh L
Dec. 4 at Chicago L
Dec. 11 at N.Y. Jets L
Dec. 18 Green Bay L
Dec. 24 Oakland L
Jan. 1 at Denver W

7-9 FOR THE CHEAPS this year

Yoda
11-05-2011, 11:49 AM
Your team doesn't have the heart for something like that.

Never did.

Bwaaaaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaa........bwahaaa aaaaaaahaaaaaa......ok.....ok.....wow! Last year they came into Arrowhead and stomped your beloved team. Btw....Your Chiefs don't have the heart to win in the playoffs......NEVER did.Bwaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaa!! Bwahaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaa.....

tebowisdabomb
11-05-2011, 01:19 PM
I am not sure the Chiefs can win this week or beat the Donks 2 times... they could easily be 6-10 and it's going to be a joy to watch them burning their jerseys and wishing for Luck again

Ugly Duck
11-05-2011, 10:54 PM
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Rohirrim
11-06-2011, 07:24 AM
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What are they chanting? Lame-Os?

I applaud such collective perspicacious introspection.

(Since you're a Raiders fan, here's a dictionary site for ya http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/perspicacious)

broncoblue
11-06-2011, 11:55 AM
cmon broncos if you dont win again this year do the scummers

tebowisdabomb
11-06-2011, 12:34 PM
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oubronco
11-06-2011, 12:50 PM
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LOL Hilarious!

Rohirrim
11-06-2011, 04:29 PM
IN YOUR HOUSE, MOFOS!!!!

24champ
11-06-2011, 04:30 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2wwq7iWUV2U/TFnUaLYDH1I/AAAAAAAAABg/tx1xAA9gF0M/s1600/we+win.jpg

Ratboy
11-06-2011, 04:32 PM
**** the Raiders!!!!

Rohirrim
11-06-2011, 04:35 PM
I got something for Don't Be Messin'

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vonqkilla
11-06-2011, 04:39 PM
Raiders fans »

Your idiot corpse was to stupid work with john gruden and got pounded by him in the Super Bowl for it, used the pick for Gruden on Buchanon, who ended up with....

The Buccaneers!!!

How fn stupid can they be.

Stupid enough to sign a worthless Superbowl Mvp because he caught some simple passes thrown right to him? Yep.

Are they stupid enough to let Charles Woodson walk and take on his scrub doppelganger and mega deal? Yep

How about Jamarcus?

24 - 72 last 5 years .
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Oakland_raiders_win_loss_record_last_5_years
Moss lol.
Ill skip to the cherry on top, Carson Fn Palmer.

This ragarm is supposed to be the savior with no mobility, no arm, and no playoff wins ever!!! Ok!!!

& you stupid fks gave up a 1st and a 2nd for him? Fk yeah you did! When you sorry ass motherfkrs miss the playoffs and Carson is back out of football, you can once again blaim

that rotting corpse pos owner for not having the vision to have a gm or structure in place to take over and continue his wretched record of horrible drafts and trades.

Oh wait he did, Hue Jackson must have had a seance with amy trasc and al made that call too.

38 - 24


Suck it you btchs!!!!!

L.A. BRONCOS FAN
11-06-2011, 04:40 PM
Where's the punk who was on here promising we'd end up on our knees in Jokeland today?

Open up and say "ahh," Mary! Ha!

jhns
11-07-2011, 07:23 AM
This will be an easy win. Tebow haters will continue to claim the 3-3 Tebow can't win in this league. Tebow flip-floppers will tell us they knew he could do it after their week of crying and hate. I will laugh at everyone for being so irrational. Everyone in the world will laugh at the raiders because it is just fun.

See? Tebow hate is stupid. Give the young QB some time... Stop being so irrational.

Raiders suck.

Ugly Duck
11-07-2011, 02:08 PM
that rotting corpse pos owner

Dude... a man is dead. Real life transcends football - ease up on the morbidity a bit...

24champ
11-07-2011, 02:11 PM
Dude... a man is dead. Real life transcends football - ease up on the morbidity a bit...

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/7849/aceventuralosernew.gif

Maximus
11-07-2011, 02:35 PM
Dude... a man is dead. Real life transcends football - ease up on the morbidity a bit...

People have zero class sometimes UD!

baja
11-07-2011, 02:45 PM
People have zero class sometimes UD!

Kinda sad when two Raiders fans have to come in here and point out classless posts to Bronco fans and be right!

Hey Maxi got a hangover today? ;D

Bronx33
11-07-2011, 06:13 PM
vonqkilla just quit posting ok.