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broncswin
10-19-2011, 07:14 PM
Does anyone have any knowledge of how Tebow has looked so far this week in practice?

broncswin
10-19-2011, 07:16 PM
Crap...how do I put a title on this thread

BroncoLover
10-19-2011, 07:22 PM
i just changed, edit and then advanced and you can edit the title :)

Dagmar
10-19-2011, 07:25 PM
Players and coaches, the media doesn't get to see practice except the very start stretching.

OBF1
10-19-2011, 07:27 PM
God-like

broncswin
10-19-2011, 07:27 PM
i just changed, edit and then advanced and you can edit the title :)

Thanks Lover^5 whoa that didn't come out right :yayaya:

broncswin
10-19-2011, 07:28 PM
God-like

well duh :approve:

epicSocialism4tw
10-19-2011, 07:30 PM
Denver Post reported on Tuesday I believe that Tebow had good practices.

That must mean that John Fox really, really loves him now.

Dagmar
10-19-2011, 07:35 PM
Denver Post reported on Tuesday I believe that Tebow had good practices.

That must mean that John Fox really, really loves him now.

They were off Tuesday?

Br0nc0Buster
10-19-2011, 07:40 PM
Fox said something to the effect the other day he was "really spinning it" in practice when the weather was bad

Jay3
10-19-2011, 07:44 PM
The way I've heard it described, Tebow is like Neo in that part in the Matrix, where he's fighting Agent Smith in the end, only with one hand and it looks to Neo like Agent Smith is moving slow. And it sounds like a choir singing.

Like that.

MagicHef
10-19-2011, 08:13 PM
Fox said something to the effect the other day he was "really spinning it" in practice when the weather was bad

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/830408/tebow_spins_medium.gif

mwill07
10-19-2011, 08:20 PM
http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/830408/tebow_spins_medium.gif

lol

UberBroncoMan
10-19-2011, 08:25 PM
http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/830408/tebow_spins_medium.gif

win

BroncoMan4ever
10-19-2011, 08:27 PM
http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/830408/tebow_spins_medium.gif

he's taking that extra little move to give the defense a shot to get near him. his godlike abilities put the opposition at an unfair disadvantage so to even the field he took a couple extra steps.

broncocalijohn
10-19-2011, 08:46 PM
he's taking that extra little move to give the defense a shot to get near him. his godlike abilities put the opposition at an unfair disadvantage so to even the field he took a couple extra steps.

Thank you MacGruder. Why I have you on iggy is a wonder .:yayaya:
BTW, I also believe the 7 step drop is getting into his head a tad too much.

Bronco Yoda
10-19-2011, 08:58 PM
They showed a couple of well placed pinpoint throws in practice on NFL network today. That's about it I've seen.

Punisher
10-19-2011, 11:10 PM
http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/830408/tebow_spins_medium.gif

:~ohyah!: classic

Lycan
10-19-2011, 11:24 PM
http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/830408/tebow_spins_medium.gif

I don't care how that play turned out or whatever, that has to be my favorite drop back ever. lol

Gort
10-20-2011, 12:49 AM
Does anyone have any knowledge of how Tebow has looked so far this week in practice?

many OM'ers have weighed in on this very issue already,

TheElusiveKyleOrton: "Not as good as my beloved Kyle."
TaligateNut: "Tebow can take his Bible and stick in in his butt. I'd rather Lucifer be our QB."
JHNS: "He looks good, but Cutler looks better!"
Popps: "He looks kinda dumb out there. Reminds me of Hillis. Hillis was kinda dumb, so I'm told."
TheReverend: "He looks awesome. Really awesome."
Agememnon: "Whatever TheReverend says is what I say."
MacGruder: "He looks almost like he's ready to play in the SEC again. The SEC is really great. Have I told you that?"
TacoJohn: "He doesn't look like a gutless drunk, that's for sure."
Dr.Broncenstein: (singing)"His thigh bone is connected to his... knee bone. His knee bone is connected to his..."
Bob'sYourInformationMinister: (sobbing while eating a gallon of ice cream) "I wish I wasn't a Chefs fan."

SouthStndJunkie
10-20-2011, 01:19 AM
Does anyone have any knowledge of how Tebow has looked so far this week in practice?

Earl Campbell-like thighs, massive biceps, chiseled good looks, a dick like a hickory farm sausage, and giant swollen balls from 24 years of non-use.

However, the non use of all this natural testosterone is what gives him his super powers.

If the man ever decides to get married and have sex, he might shrink down to 180 pounds instantaneously.

epicSocialism4tw
10-20-2011, 01:26 AM
Earl Campbell-like thighs, massive biceps, chiseled good looks, a dick like a hickory farm sausage, and giant swollen balls from 24 years of non-use.

However, the non use of all this natural testosterone is what gives him his super powers.

If the man ever decides to get married and have sex, he might shrink down to 180 pounds instantaneously.

The homoerotic undertones in this post are strong.

SouthStndJunkie
10-20-2011, 01:31 AM
The homoerotic undertones in this post are strong.

One could interpret the post in many ways....you chose to see it as you did.

epicSocialism4tw
10-20-2011, 01:35 AM
One could interpret the post in many ways....you chose to see it as you did.

It was probably your descriptive language regarding his genitalia.

But anyway...you're cute.

I bet you're hot in a unitard.

SouthStndJunkie
10-20-2011, 01:43 AM
bwahaha....you mean "a dick like a hickory farm sausage, and giant swollen balls from 24 years of non-use." is too descriptive for you?

I think you need to lighten up and allow a little humor into your life.

It's 4:45 am....a perfect time for some cock and balls humor.

Nobody wants Tim Tebow to succeed more than I do.

That said, I would probably look faaaabulous in a unitard, which I had to google to see exactly what it was.

It would probably accentuate my choad perfectly.

epicSocialism4tw
10-20-2011, 01:47 AM
That, and I would probably look faaaabulous in a unitard, which I had to google to see what exactly it was. It would probably accentuate my choad perfectly.

See, that's all I'm saying here. You + unitard = probably fabulous. ^5

SouthStndJunkie
10-20-2011, 01:50 AM
See, that's all I'm saying here. You + unitard = probably fabulous. ^5

I'm sure I would look simply delightful.

SouthStndJunkie
10-20-2011, 01:52 AM
I wish I had a real tight unitard around here right now.

I'd put that on with my 'Scream' mask and scare the **** out of my wife, who is sleeping in bed right now.

SouthStndJunkie
10-20-2011, 01:55 AM
Last time I scared her, I did too good of a job.

Wife's don't like it when they think they are home alone and you jump out of the closet to scare them.

No good.

No good at all.

epicSocialism4tw
10-20-2011, 02:08 AM
I wish I had a real tight unitard around here right now.

I'd put that on with my 'Scream' mask and scare the **** out of my wife, who is sleeping in bed right now.

Get the unitard, some ear guards, and ask her if she wants to wrestle.

ZONA
10-20-2011, 02:54 AM
At this point, with no real shot at going to the playoffs, I think it would be a good idea to throw in alot of plays that suit his strengths, as well as the stuff Fox wants to run. I hope he tears Miami up in a big way.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
10-20-2011, 05:32 AM
Whoisjohngalt: still retarded.

Ray Finkle
10-20-2011, 05:34 AM
many OM'ers have weighed in on this very issue already,

TheElusiveKyleOrton: "Not as good as my beloved Kyle."
TaligateNut: "Tebow can take his Bible and stick in in his butt. I'd rather Lucifer be our QB."
JHNS: "He looks good, but Cutler looks better!"
Popps: "He looks kinda dumb out there. Reminds me of Hillis. Hillis was kinda dumb, so I'm told."
TheReverend: "He looks awesome. Really awesome."
Agememnon: "Whatever TheReverend says is what I say."
MacGruder: "He looks almost like he's ready to play in the SEC again. The SEC is really great. Have I told you that?"
TacoJohn: "He doesn't look like a gutless drunk, that's for sure."
Dr.Broncenstein: (singing)"His thigh bone is connected to his... knee bone. His knee bone is connected to his..."
Bob'sYourInformationMinister: (sobbing while eating a gallon of ice cream) "I wish I wasn't a Chefs fan."
:rofl:

Dedhed
10-20-2011, 06:22 AM
Whoisjohngalt: still retarded.

Lulz. Still haven't changed your call name, huh? you're a butt sore little man aren't you?

Kaylore
10-20-2011, 07:21 AM
many OM'ers have weighed in on this very issue already,

TheElusiveKyleOrton: "Not as good as my beloved Kyle."
TaligateNut: "Tebow can take his Bible and stick in in his butt. I'd rather Lucifer be our QB."
JHNS: "He looks good, but Cutler looks better!"
Popps: "He looks kinda dumb out there. Reminds me of Hillis. Hillis was kinda dumb, so I'm told."
TheReverend: "He looks awesome. Really awesome."
Agememnon: "Whatever TheReverend says is what I say."
MacGruder: "He looks almost like he's ready to play in the SEC again. The SEC is really great. Have I told you that?"
TacoJohn: "He doesn't look like a gutless drunk, that's for sure."
Dr.Broncenstein: (singing)"His thigh bone is connected to his... knee bone. His knee bone is connected to his..."
Bob'sYourInformationMinister: (sobbing while eating a gallon of ice cream) "I wish I wasn't a Chefs fan."
:rofl: Epic post. You just missed Broncosteven comparing Tebow unfavorably to Gene Kranz and SoCal complaining Tebow is as good as Bowlen is cheap.

Powderaddict
10-20-2011, 07:25 AM
I heard Tebow looked so good in practice that Orton was seen running away from the field sobbing like a 14 year old girl that got dumped.

TheDave
10-20-2011, 07:25 AM
I'm starting to think I just missed another list... ;)

alkemical
10-20-2011, 07:30 AM
LOL @SSJ

Kaylore
10-20-2011, 07:34 AM
I'm starting to think I just missed another list... ;)

Rodney Dangerfield's got nothing on you.

jhns
10-20-2011, 07:35 AM
many OM'ers have weighed in on this very issue already,

TheElusiveKyleOrton: "Not as good as my beloved Kyle."
TaligateNut: "Tebow can take his Bible and stick in in his butt. I'd rather Lucifer be our QB."
JHNS: "He looks good, but Cutler looks better!"
Popps: "He looks kinda dumb out there. Reminds me of Hillis. Hillis was kinda dumb, so I'm told."
TheReverend: "He looks awesome. Really awesome."
Agememnon: "Whatever TheReverend says is what I say."
MacGruder: "He looks almost like he's ready to play in the SEC again. The SEC is really great. Have I told you that?"
TacoJohn: "He doesn't look like a gutless drunk, that's for sure."
Dr.Broncenstein: (singing)"His thigh bone is connected to his... knee bone. His knee bone is connected to his..."
Bob'sYourInformationMinister: (sobbing while eating a gallon of ice cream) "I wish I wasn't a Chefs fan."

LOL

That gif is also awesome

snowspot66
10-20-2011, 07:41 AM
I don't care how that play turned out or whatever, that has to be my favorite drop back ever. lol

Out of context it's funny but it's not a drop back. It's the Hail Marry if I remember right.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
10-20-2011, 07:42 AM
Lulz. Still haven't changed your call name, huh? you're a butt sore little man aren't you?

Why would I change my name? My name is funny and ironic. It was funny and ironic when I changed TO this name. It remains so, possibly funnier now.

Butt sore? Sorry to ruin your wet dream, but no.

As usual, deadhead, you're too stupid to realize that my handle on a football forum never had anything to do with a "Orton v. Tebow" argument.

But other than that, :thumbs: Strong post.

Houshyamama
10-20-2011, 08:42 AM
LOL

That gif is also awesome

You quoted the wrong post. You're so stupid.

jhns
10-20-2011, 08:43 AM
You quoted the wrong post. You're so stupid.

???

strafen
10-20-2011, 08:53 AM
Lulz. Still haven't changed your call name, huh? you're a butt sore little man aren't you?Haha!!!
He calls retarded anybody who cares to listen to him.
The guy is hilarious. I love making fun of the guy! :thumbs: :~ohyah!: :rofl:

Houshyamama
10-20-2011, 08:54 AM
???

Nope, I'm stupid. NEED MORE SLEEP. ^5

strafen
10-20-2011, 08:55 AM
Why would I change my name? My name is funny and ironic. It was funny and ironic when I changed TO this name. It remains so, possibly funnier now.

Butt sore? Sorry to ruin your wet dream, but no.

As usual, deadhead, you're too stupid to realize that my handle on a football forum never had anything to do with a "Orton v. Tebow" argument.

But other than that, :thumbs: Strong post.
TheElusiveKyleOrton :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: LOL LOL Ha!

Chris
10-20-2011, 09:00 AM
Bob'sYourInformationMinister: (sobbing while eating a gallon of ice cream) "I wish I wasn't a Chefs fan."

EDIT: ice cream can sometimes be confused for bodily fluids.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
10-20-2011, 09:10 AM
Haha!!!
He calls retarded anybody who cares to listen to him.
The guy is hilarious. I love making fun of the guy! :thumbs: :~ohyah!: :rofl:

http://a248.g.akamai.net/7/248/8278/20020604233423/www.sephora.com/assets/dyn/product/P4104/P4104_hero.jpg

schaaf
10-20-2011, 09:12 AM
http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/4/49/Fatman_folks.jpg

Dude WTF

_Oro_
10-20-2011, 11:10 AM
I like how Tebow's main difficulty is "getting the snap". After that he's golden.

underrated29
10-20-2011, 11:53 AM
Wow!!!


I could barely make it through page 2 here at work. I literally laughed out loud at like every single post made on that page.


Well done peeps. Well done.
:thumbs:

Br0nc0Buster
10-20-2011, 02:41 PM
http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/830408/tebow_spins_medium.gif

touche
that must be what elway was talking about when he said Tebow's drop backs could use a bit of work

that footwork does seem a bit inconsistent

BroncoBuff
10-20-2011, 02:49 PM
http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/830408/tebow_spins_medium.gif

nice find

vonqkilla
10-20-2011, 02:51 PM
I'm gonna find out tonite the answer to this thread.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
10-20-2011, 03:07 PM
I heard Tebow looked so good in practice that Orton was seen running away from the field sobbing like a 14 year old girl that got dumped.

Correction: Orton was seen walking away slowly... the rest might be accurate.

broncswin
10-20-2011, 04:13 PM
I'm gonna find out tonite the answer to this thread.

well its about damn time ^5

schaaf
10-20-2011, 04:43 PM
Correction: Orton was seen walking away slowly... the rest might be accurate.

Hahaha from our perspective it was a slow walk, he thought it was an all out sprint