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Gort
10-03-2011, 06:04 PM
http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/10/meet-the-fresh-new-face-of-the-nfl

McDman
10-03-2011, 06:06 PM
Why the eff would they get Madonna to do it? That's definitely what guys want to watch... Madonna.

epicSocialism4tw
10-03-2011, 06:08 PM
Will she have a choreographed show featuring sexy canes, walkers, non-slip floormats, shower chairs, and trifocals?

Gort
10-03-2011, 06:10 PM
Why the eff would they get Madonna to do it? That's definitely what guys want to watch... Madonna.

any truth to the rumor that Blart is doing cartwheels of happiness up and down the Castro district upon hearing this news?

McDman
10-03-2011, 06:17 PM
any truth to the rumor that Blart is doing cartwheels of happiness up and down the Castro district upon hearing this news?

Maybe Blart will be performing in drag as Madonna.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Dr. Broncenstein
10-03-2011, 06:19 PM
Maybe next year they'll bring out Chubby Checker in attempt to be more hip and relevant.

epicSocialism4tw
10-03-2011, 06:34 PM
Madonna thought her career was over...that she was headed for the nursing home.

But then she found this:
http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/used-electric-wheelchairs/used-power-wheelchairs-hoveround-mpv5-new-seat-style-1.jpg

Steve Sewell
10-03-2011, 08:44 PM
Why the eff would they get Madonna to do it? That's definitely what guys want to watch... Madonna.

The halftime show has never been for the "guys"...or at least real "guys".

Archer81
10-03-2011, 08:46 PM
The halftime show has never been for the "guys"...or at least real "guys".


Point of clarification: Define "real guys".


:Broncos:

KipCorrington25
10-03-2011, 08:46 PM
The NFL is so hip and edgy! First choice was Bing Crosby but he died like 30 years ago.

Steve Sewell
10-03-2011, 08:47 PM
Point of clarification: Define "real guys".


:Broncos:

People who piss standing up.

Archer81
10-03-2011, 08:49 PM
People who piss standing up.


Obviously you have never hung out with some bullish lesbians.


:Broncos:

Steve Sewell
10-03-2011, 08:56 PM
Obviously you have never hung out with some bullish lesbians.


:Broncos:

Way ahead of you, bro. I've got that covered:

http://images.outdoorpros.com/images/prod/5/GoGirl-09-001-rw-73561-89750.jpg

HAT
10-03-2011, 09:02 PM
I'd still hit it....

Gort
10-03-2011, 09:06 PM
I'd still hit it....

only with a pointed stick i hope.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Wai0KpzGIPQ/SvmYzulnapI/AAAAAAAAF24/6asUEcVtgsw/s400/kirk+pointed+stick.jpg

OBF1
10-03-2011, 09:52 PM
Until Ozzy does halftime at the superbowl, I will not watch the crap.

WABronco
10-03-2011, 09:55 PM
Do away with that garbage altogether. If you enjoy the half time show you're a retard who's attracted to bright, shiny objects.

TailgateNut
10-03-2011, 09:56 PM
Until Ozzy does halftime at the superbowl, I will not watch the crap.

I figured you for a Justin Bieber type guy!

McDman
10-03-2011, 10:47 PM
I just watch the Puppy Bowl during halftime anyways.

boltaneer
10-04-2011, 01:05 AM
Considering their recent acts, this actually may be a slight improvement...

Crushaholic
10-04-2011, 01:11 AM
"At least it's not the f****ing Black Eyed Peas"...ROFL!

ZONA
10-04-2011, 01:17 AM
Prince was the best performer they have had for some time now, and that was even in the rain.


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TDmvp
10-04-2011, 01:23 AM
Prince was the best performer they have had for some time now, and that was even in the rain.


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/agree ....


I was hoping they would go with Foo Fighters this year.
New cd out and a large library of hits they could chose from that would fit the event.

Hero , Everlong ,Monkey Wrench, Best of You , Walk , Rope , Pretender , ect.

But the NFL so needs to go with Foo one year.

cutthemdown
10-04-2011, 01:39 AM
The shows stink anyways because to do a good stadium concert you have to set the sound system up for a day, speakers everywhere, sound engineers tinkering to get it tight. That is why we get all this lip synched BS. I wish they would just let some killer college bands so a real halftime show. Why does it have to be pop BS? marching bands are more football and some of the shows the kids put on are are amazing.

frerottenextelway
10-04-2011, 04:12 AM
I like Madonna.

HooptyHoops
10-04-2011, 06:46 AM
I figured you for a Justin Bieber type guy!

This crap has entered my house now, as my 9 year old think he's the best thing since sliced bread....blah!!!

Dr. Broncenstein
10-04-2011, 07:05 AM
I hope she sings her songs that sucked 30 years ago, and not the songs that sucked 20 years ago.

crowebomber
10-04-2011, 07:42 AM
Halftime is for marching bands. Bring in a great marching band and bring some integrity back to the half time show.

Smiling Assassin27
10-04-2011, 07:47 AM
Until Ozzy does halftime at the superbowl, I will not watch the crap.


I'll see your Ozzy and I'll raise you a Motorhead, which pretty much guarantees I'll never have to sit thru that farce they call halftime.

Dr. Broncenstein
10-04-2011, 08:01 AM
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Bullet Tooth Tony listens to Madonna on occasion.

Chris
10-04-2011, 08:04 AM
Would you rather total crap like the Black Eyed Peas again?

Dr. Broncenstein
10-04-2011, 08:05 AM
Would you rather total crap like the Black Eyed Peas again?

Only if Fergie promises to keep her bladder under control.

Tombstone RJ
10-04-2011, 08:10 AM
I remember Madonna... she's a saucy flirt...

Miss I.
10-04-2011, 08:13 AM
I hope she sings her songs that sucked 30 years ago, and not the songs that sucked 20 years ago.

If there is anything Madonna knows about, it's sucking.

;D

Rohirrim
10-04-2011, 08:22 AM
I hope she sings her songs that sucked 30 years ago, and not the songs that sucked 20 years ago.

Hilarious!

crawdad
10-04-2011, 08:37 AM
If there is anything Madonna knows about, it's sucking.

;D

This made me smile!:yayaya:

bendog
10-04-2011, 12:08 PM
Maybe it is time for the first knee replacement.....

OBF1
10-04-2011, 02:39 PM
I hear Michael Jackson is looking for a new gig, He meets alot of the criteria they are looking for.

ghwk
10-04-2011, 02:58 PM
I'd rather watch a dog chase frisbee's for 30 mins.

Archer81
10-04-2011, 03:36 PM
There is nothing wrong with Madonna...

That getting hit by a bus would not fix.


:Broncos:

BroncoMan4ever
10-04-2011, 04:30 PM
does anyone really still watch the halftime show anymore? every year that is the time me and my friends make a beer run or a dash for grub. i assume a majority of people don't really pay attention to it anymore. there hasn't been a decent one since the Motown one in like 98.

Tombstone RJ
10-04-2011, 04:33 PM
does anyone really still watch the halftime show anymore? every year that is the time me and my friends make a beer run or a dash for grub. i assume a majority of people don't really pay attention to it anymore. there hasn't been a decent one since the Motown one in like 98.

I've never watched. I never want to watch and the only people who do watch it are the none football fans who enjoy the commercials and half time show more than the game.

some people just watch the game for the gimmicks. sad, but true.

If I'm gonna watch this crap, give me more janet boobies. At least she tried.

gunns
10-04-2011, 04:41 PM
does anyone really still watch the halftime show anymore? every year that is the time me and my friends make a beer run or a dash for grub. i assume a majority of people don't really pay attention to it anymore. there hasn't been a decent one since the Motown one in like 98.

Oh yeah, January 25, 1998 to be exact

Que
10-04-2011, 05:47 PM
Why the eff would they get Madonna to do it? That's definitely what guys want to watch... Madonna.

Mmmmm cougar poon....

Bronx33
10-04-2011, 05:59 PM
Have they learned nothing about entertainment yet??

Bronx33
10-04-2011, 06:00 PM
Mmmmm cougar poon....


Cougar? you mean a ran over alley cat with the mange.

BroncoMan4ever
10-05-2011, 01:00 AM
Oh yeah, January 25, 1998 to be exact

yes, a glorious day.

i couldn't remember if the motown halftime show was the year before our super bowl win

epicSocialism4tw
10-05-2011, 01:03 AM
Why not bring back Debbie Gibson and/or Tiffany for this one? They're both about as relevant as Madonna and would probably take a smaller paycheck.

cutthemdown
10-05-2011, 01:45 AM
If I was in charge, and I could get any band, I would hire the Roots band to back up random stars I could get to come in and do their hits. Roots band good at changing up covers and making them fresh.

epicSocialism4tw
10-05-2011, 02:17 AM
If I was in charge, and I could get any band, I would hire the Roots band to back up random stars I could get to come in and do their hits. Roots band good at changing up covers and making them fresh.

I would like to see epic live performances by great performing bands of different genres.

Instead of doing pop stars, I'd like to see things like Alison Krauss/Union Station, Gypsy Kings, Smashing Pumpkins, Dave Matthews, etc.

My personal tastes are too avant garde for that big of a stage, but I could really appreciate hearing Krauss' silvery voice and some well-played bluegrass music. The Gypsy Kings light the stage on fire...flamenco is awesome live. I have seen Smashing Pumpkins a handfull of times over the years, and they are a fantastic live band that will fill a stadium with chest-thumping rock. I'm not necessarily a huge Dave Matthews fan, but there are some serious players in that group and they are a prolific live band. Carter Beauford is probably the most influential rock musician of his era. His quirky jazz treatment of standard acoustic rock arrangements make what would have been otherwise relatively banal songs into interesting, moving grooves. They are a good live band. Solid horn section, good bass player, a good support guitar player, etc. They're probably popular enough to justify that kind of performance too.

Dr. Broncenstein
10-05-2011, 02:26 AM
I'd rather watch some average Joe trying to win a bazillion dollars in a kicking / throwing challenge. Those are pretty entertaining halftime shows.