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Garcia Bronco
10-02-2011, 05:46 PM
I'll start us off with a few.
Moreno - Stumbles with blockers
Orton - Chokes on Richard
Fells - Fumbles the Catch
Tebow - Rock and Hard Place
Joe Mays - Damage that's Collateral
Dawkins - Flying Axe
Quinn - Dear in Headlights
John Fox - Walking Eagle
Champ Bailey - Takes your Lunch
Von Miller - Lives in Backfield.
TheReverend
10-02-2011, 05:49 PM
I really most of them, repped!
maher_tyler
10-02-2011, 05:54 PM
Moreno: Floating feather busted leg
Orton: Pocket sloth noodle arm
ColoradoDarin
10-02-2011, 06:04 PM
Moreno - Flea Flickinator
Miller - Destroyer of quarterbacks
John Fox - DERPDERP
cabronco
10-02-2011, 06:09 PM
Orton= Two ****ing dogs.
Moreno= Tripped up by stationary bike.
EFX= SFL
myMind
10-02-2011, 06:26 PM
Orton otherwise known as Swording with Skanks or Aborted Sloth Fetus.
Moreno otherwise known as Blown over by Wind.
Dawkins otherwise known as Longtooth.
elsid13
10-02-2011, 06:29 PM
Champ Bailey = Wounded Hamstring
Walton/Beadles - Twins with no anchor.
SonOfLe-loLang
10-02-2011, 06:35 PM
Orton is pulling a Prince and just using a symbol:
TheReverend
10-02-2011, 06:41 PM
Orton - Sloths in pockets
Lloyd - Catches on prevent
Moreno - Busted pick
John Fox - Dances with hookers
Walton - Blocks on ghosts
McCoy - Fools No Man
Goodman - Covers No Man
Mays - Whiffs on Play
Dawkins - Played With Sitting Bull... no, seriously, he did.
Garcia Bronco
10-02-2011, 06:43 PM
lol
Orton-blanket gift from white man.
vonqkilla
10-02-2011, 07:13 PM
Lol oabb.
cabronco
10-02-2011, 07:22 PM
Orton is pulling a Prince and just using a symbol:
omg..ugh!~ was this neccesary..
hambone13
10-02-2011, 07:28 PM
Orton - Chief Squat to Pee
Lloyd - Promote for Contract
Moreno - Dances with Lineman
John Fox - Grimacing for Luck
Mays - Covers No Pass
Dawkins - Tries to cover Mays
TDmvp
10-02-2011, 07:34 PM
Orton is pulling a Prince and just using a symbol:
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=29285&stc=1&d=1317605733
Fixed ...
http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/1562/images3pf.jpg
2012 broncos schedule- trail of tears.
razorwire77
10-02-2011, 07:47 PM
Moreno- Chief Dances In Hole
Orton- Stats in Garbage
Mays- Misses in Space
Walton- Boy who blocks backwards.
Marcus Thomas- Inactive Bear
TheReverend
10-02-2011, 07:50 PM
2012 broncos schedule- trail of tears.
http://thefurnace.firehouseagency.com/wp-content/uploads/crying-indian-tear65p1.jpg
Fox post game pressers- spitting bull.
TheReverend
10-02-2011, 07:56 PM
Fox post game pressers- bull****ting bull.
Fixed
maher_tyler
10-02-2011, 08:35 PM
Fixed ...
http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/1562/images3pf.jpg
LOL
Orton- under thrown pick six
Bronx33
10-02-2011, 08:39 PM
orton= many picks
fox - stubborn bull
broncocalijohn
10-02-2011, 08:46 PM
GOODMAN - Dancing With Air
Decker -Twin of McCaffrey
Moreno - Cross Fit No Fit
Von Miller - CHIEF !
maher_tyler
10-02-2011, 08:51 PM
Orton = Mr. Hankey the sunday poo
Bronx33
10-02-2011, 08:55 PM
Pat bowlan = drunkin horse
SoCalBronco
10-02-2011, 08:57 PM
Pat bowlan = drunkin piece of dog****
FYP
Kaylore
10-02-2011, 09:25 PM
Orton= Two ****ing dogs.
Moreno= Tripped up by stationary bike.
EFX= SFL
LOL Why hasn't think got more play? The dude slipped on his stationary bike. Can't catch a break.
vonqkilla
10-02-2011, 09:28 PM
Dawkins - Smoking wolverine
Orton - Drinks own piss
Tebow - Runs from girls
Elway - Walks on water
Von - Blind Lightning
Crushaholic
10-02-2011, 09:34 PM
Rahim Moore - Toasted on impact
Moreno - Can't Find Hole
24champ
10-02-2011, 09:39 PM
Xanders= Coffee and Donuts
Ellis= Pole Smoker
Pat Bowlen= Slurring Jack Daniels
oubronco
10-03-2011, 06:25 AM
2011 Broncos = Doghsyt
bendog
10-03-2011, 06:36 AM
Jesus, Garcia. You racist rant even starting a thread. Unbelievable. You have rare skill, my friend.
Garcia Bronco
10-03-2011, 06:42 AM
Jesus, Garcia. You racist rant even starting a thread. Unbelievable. You have rare skill, my friend.
/rolleyes
Bendog - Complains about Nothing.
Abqbronco
10-03-2011, 09:23 AM
LOL Why hasn't think got more play? The dude slipped on his stationary bike. Can't catch a break.
I forgot about that. That was hysterical. My memory lapse may have had something to do with my wallowing in self pity (and beer).
Smiling Assassin27
10-03-2011, 09:37 AM
Von Miller: He who owns large man parts
Garcia Bronco
10-03-2011, 09:46 AM
Spencer Larsen: Man Who Goes Both Ways
Miss I.
10-03-2011, 09:54 AM
Eric Decker: He Who Brings the Sexy Back.
;D :sunshine::egbgb:
Pony Boy
10-03-2011, 10:03 AM
Spencer Larsen: Man Who Goes Both Ways
Ha..... reminds me of what they they call a gay indian ........ he's a brave sucker.
Garcia Bronco
10-03-2011, 12:19 PM
Pat Bowlen: Firewater in Mouth, Bald on Head.
vonqkilla
10-03-2011, 12:58 PM
Bowlen - talks to plants
Maximus
10-03-2011, 04:29 PM
Tim Tebow = Running Buffalo Falls off Cliff
http://i1202.photobucket.com/albums/bb380/Solnikonan/david_wojnarowicz_buffalo.jpg
BroncoBuff
10-03-2011, 06:01 PM
Orton: StaysTooLong
Garcia Bronco
10-03-2011, 06:17 PM
Orton: StaysTooLong
LMAO
broncocalijohn
10-03-2011, 07:30 PM
LOL Why hasn't think got more play? The dude slipped on his stationary bike. Can't catch a break.
Stationary bike is like a blocker. Except I believe Moreno gets hurt before he touches the blocker due to pulling the hamstring while dancing in front of blocker.
BroncoBuff
10-03-2011, 08:37 PM
Clady: BlocksOutSun
Champ: LegendAmongUs
Demaryious: HidesinShadows
Orton: StaysTooLong
Tebow: DancesWithObscurity
Von: HammerRidesLightning
Elvis: KingBorntoSack
Decker: EasyED
Relax, ED as in his initials E.D.
KipCorrington25
10-03-2011, 08:44 PM
Stationary bike is like a blocker. Except I believe Moreno gets hurt before he touches the blocker due to pulling the hamstring while dancing in front of blocker.
Someone needs to make a GIF of that, it sums up his career in like a second of footage.
sirhcyennek81
10-03-2011, 08:51 PM
I have one for Decker but I am fairly sure half the Mane would pass out.
So...I'll pass.
:Broncos:
broncocalijohn
10-03-2011, 09:06 PM
Someone needs to make a GIF of that, it sums up his career in like a second of footage.
Yahoo now is featuring Moreno's battle with the stationary bike as one of its news features. Bad enough our record is embarrassing. Now we have our #1 pick losing out to an object that doesn't move and is made to help you not hinder you.