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Garcia Bronco
10-02-2011, 05:46 PM
I'll start us off with a few.

Moreno - Stumbles with blockers
Orton - Chokes on Richard
Fells - Fumbles the Catch
Tebow - Rock and Hard Place
Joe Mays - Damage that's Collateral
Dawkins - Flying Axe
Quinn - Dear in Headlights
John Fox - Walking Eagle
Champ Bailey - Takes your Lunch
Von Miller - Lives in Backfield.

TheReverend
10-02-2011, 05:49 PM
I really most of them, repped!

maher_tyler
10-02-2011, 05:54 PM
Moreno: Floating feather busted leg
Orton: Pocket sloth noodle arm

ColoradoDarin
10-02-2011, 06:04 PM
Moreno - Flea Flickinator
Miller - Destroyer of quarterbacks
John Fox - DERPDERP

cabronco
10-02-2011, 06:09 PM
Orton= Two ****ing dogs.

Moreno= Tripped up by stationary bike.

EFX= SFL

myMind
10-02-2011, 06:26 PM
Orton otherwise known as Swording with Skanks or Aborted Sloth Fetus.
Moreno otherwise known as Blown over by Wind.
Dawkins otherwise known as Longtooth.

elsid13
10-02-2011, 06:29 PM
Champ Bailey = Wounded Hamstring
Walton/Beadles - Twins with no anchor.

SonOfLe-loLang
10-02-2011, 06:35 PM
Orton is pulling a Prince and just using a symbol:

TheReverend
10-02-2011, 06:41 PM
Orton - Sloths in pockets
Lloyd - Catches on prevent
Moreno - Busted pick
John Fox - Dances with hookers
Walton - Blocks on ghosts
McCoy - Fools No Man
Goodman - Covers No Man
Mays - Whiffs on Play
Dawkins - Played With Sitting Bull... no, seriously, he did.

Garcia Bronco
10-02-2011, 06:43 PM
lol

OABB
10-02-2011, 07:08 PM
Orton-blanket gift from white man.

vonqkilla
10-02-2011, 07:13 PM
Lol oabb.

cabronco
10-02-2011, 07:22 PM
Orton is pulling a Prince and just using a symbol:



omg..ugh!~ was this neccesary..

hambone13
10-02-2011, 07:28 PM
Orton - Chief Squat to Pee
Lloyd - Promote for Contract
Moreno - Dances with Lineman
John Fox - Grimacing for Luck
Mays - Covers No Pass
Dawkins - Tries to cover Mays

TDmvp
10-02-2011, 07:34 PM
Orton is pulling a Prince and just using a symbol:

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=29285&stc=1&d=1317605733




Fixed ...

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/1562/images3pf.jpg

OABB
10-02-2011, 07:45 PM
2012 broncos schedule- trail of tears.

razorwire77
10-02-2011, 07:47 PM
Moreno- Chief Dances In Hole

Orton- Stats in Garbage

Mays- Misses in Space

Walton- Boy who blocks backwards.

Marcus Thomas- Inactive Bear

OABB
10-02-2011, 07:48 PM
Fox- plans like custer.

TheReverend
10-02-2011, 07:50 PM
2012 broncos schedule- trail of tears.

http://thefurnace.firehouseagency.com/wp-content/uploads/crying-indian-tear65p1.jpg

OABB
10-02-2011, 07:51 PM
Fox post game pressers- spitting bull.

TheReverend
10-02-2011, 07:56 PM
Fox post game pressers- bull****ting bull.

Fixed

maher_tyler
10-02-2011, 08:35 PM
Fixed ...

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/1562/images3pf.jpg

LOL

Orton- under thrown pick six

Bronx33
10-02-2011, 08:39 PM
orton= many picks
fox - stubborn bull

broncocalijohn
10-02-2011, 08:46 PM
GOODMAN - Dancing With Air
Decker -Twin of McCaffrey
Moreno - Cross Fit No Fit

Von Miller - CHIEF !

maher_tyler
10-02-2011, 08:51 PM
Orton = Mr. Hankey the sunday poo

Bronx33
10-02-2011, 08:55 PM
Pat bowlan = drunkin horse

SoCalBronco
10-02-2011, 08:57 PM
Pat bowlan = drunkin piece of dog****

FYP

Kaylore
10-02-2011, 09:25 PM
Orton= Two ****ing dogs.

Moreno= Tripped up by stationary bike.

EFX= SFL

LOL Why hasn't think got more play? The dude slipped on his stationary bike. Can't catch a break.

vonqkilla
10-02-2011, 09:28 PM
Dawkins - Smoking wolverine
Orton - Drinks own piss
Tebow - Runs from girls
Elway - Walks on water
Von - Blind Lightning

Crushaholic
10-02-2011, 09:34 PM
Rahim Moore - Toasted on impact
Moreno - Can't Find Hole

24champ
10-02-2011, 09:39 PM
Xanders= Coffee and Donuts

Ellis= Pole Smoker

Pat Bowlen= Slurring Jack Daniels

oubronco
10-03-2011, 06:25 AM
2011 Broncos = Doghsyt

bendog
10-03-2011, 06:36 AM
Jesus, Garcia. You racist rant even starting a thread. Unbelievable. You have rare skill, my friend.

Garcia Bronco
10-03-2011, 06:42 AM
Jesus, Garcia. You racist rant even starting a thread. Unbelievable. You have rare skill, my friend.

/rolleyes

Bendog - Complains about Nothing.

Abqbronco
10-03-2011, 09:23 AM
LOL Why hasn't think got more play? The dude slipped on his stationary bike. Can't catch a break.

I forgot about that. That was hysterical. My memory lapse may have had something to do with my wallowing in self pity (and beer).

Smiling Assassin27
10-03-2011, 09:37 AM
Von Miller: He who owns large man parts

Garcia Bronco
10-03-2011, 09:46 AM
Spencer Larsen: Man Who Goes Both Ways

Miss I.
10-03-2011, 09:54 AM
Eric Decker: He Who Brings the Sexy Back.

;D :sunshine::egbgb:

Pony Boy
10-03-2011, 10:03 AM
Spencer Larsen: Man Who Goes Both Ways

Ha..... reminds me of what they they call a gay indian ........ he's a brave sucker.

Garcia Bronco
10-03-2011, 12:19 PM
Pat Bowlen: Firewater in Mouth, Bald on Head.

vonqkilla
10-03-2011, 12:58 PM
Bowlen - talks to plants

Maximus
10-03-2011, 04:29 PM
Tim Tebow = Running Buffalo Falls off Cliff

http://i1202.photobucket.com/albums/bb380/Solnikonan/david_wojnarowicz_buffalo.jpg

BroncoBuff
10-03-2011, 06:01 PM
Orton: StaysTooLong

Garcia Bronco
10-03-2011, 06:17 PM
Orton: StaysTooLong

LMAO

broncocalijohn
10-03-2011, 07:30 PM
LOL Why hasn't think got more play? The dude slipped on his stationary bike. Can't catch a break.

Stationary bike is like a blocker. Except I believe Moreno gets hurt before he touches the blocker due to pulling the hamstring while dancing in front of blocker.

BroncoBuff
10-03-2011, 08:37 PM
Clady: BlocksOutSun
Champ: LegendAmongUs
Demaryious: HidesinShadows
Orton: StaysTooLong
Tebow: DancesWithObscurity
Von: HammerRidesLightning
Elvis: KingBorntoSack
Decker: EasyED


Relax, ED as in his initials E.D.

KipCorrington25
10-03-2011, 08:44 PM
Stationary bike is like a blocker. Except I believe Moreno gets hurt before he touches the blocker due to pulling the hamstring while dancing in front of blocker.

Someone needs to make a GIF of that, it sums up his career in like a second of footage.

Archer81
10-03-2011, 08:51 PM
I have one for Decker but I am fairly sure half the Mane would pass out.

So...I'll pass.

:Broncos:

broncocalijohn
10-03-2011, 09:06 PM
Someone needs to make a GIF of that, it sums up his career in like a second of footage.

Yahoo now is featuring Moreno's battle with the stationary bike as one of its news features. Bad enough our record is embarrassing. Now we have our #1 pick losing out to an object that doesn't move and is made to help you not hinder you.