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Mile High Mojoe
09-29-2011, 04:39 PM
http://www.denverpost.com/paige/ci_19000690

For all the statistical nuts on this board that’ve been defending Orton, read the stats Paige considers the most relevant. After you’ve read it explain the man crush. Orton should be benched after the Broncos get creamed by the Packers and not waste another week making phony baloney excuses why “he gives us the best chance to win” BS. He does not, has not and will not.

Archer81
09-29-2011, 04:41 PM
I see great things for this thread.


:Broncos:

Mile High Mojoe
09-29-2011, 04:46 PM
You would if it moves the Broncos any closer to removing him.

Bronco Boy
09-29-2011, 04:53 PM
Statistics are nothing but liberal bullsh*t.

Mile High Mojoe
09-29-2011, 04:56 PM
Statistics are nothing but liberal bullsh*t.Sugar coated liberal foodstamps to go.

TheDave
09-29-2011, 04:57 PM
This is new and awesome stuff... I predict 13+ pages of incredibly insightful TebowOrtonQuin banter.


Can't wait... :thumbs:

EDIT: Holy shyte... Just noticed, politics in before post #5. Nice!

Mile High Mojoe
09-29-2011, 04:58 PM
Speaking of foodstamps the State of Oregon (Where I live) must be very proud, check this story out.

http://www.judicialwatch.org/blog/2011/sep/5-mil-performance-bonus-food-stamp-sign

beardedwonder
09-29-2011, 04:58 PM
Statistics are nothing but liberal bullsh*t.

More like they are all embellished by bat**** conservatives
^5

mkporter
09-29-2011, 05:00 PM
Speaking of foodstamps the State of Oregon (Where I live) must be very proud, check this story out.

http://www.judicialwatch.org/blog/2011/sep/5-mil-performance-bonus-food-stamp-sign

Thank you. Can we now toss this worthless off-topic thread before it goes any farther? Mods?

Mile High Mojoe
09-29-2011, 05:02 PM
This is new and awesome stuff... I predict 13+ pages of incredibly insightful TebowOrtonQuin banter.


Can't waite... :thumbs:

Let's see let's talk about the mouthy Lloyd, or perhaps the crappy running game, the D getting better, special teams or maybe "17 new fangled ways we're getting better despite Orton" thread. Is this more to your liking? Sorry, forgot Orton is off the table on this board because it's been talked about enough.

ludo21
09-29-2011, 05:07 PM
During preseason, when I asked Fox about the Broncos' quarterback competition, he said: "I prefer a 'gamer' to a good practice player . . . I want someone who will execute under pressure in a game.

??? really....

Mile High Mojoe
09-29-2011, 05:08 PM
This board might as well be a graveyard for the mentally challenged fan who has to go with the company line because if you don't you're considered an idiot or fan who isn't a fan at all just a whining malcontent? Does that about sum it up?

Tombstone RJ
09-29-2011, 05:08 PM
orton sucks donkey ballzzz, yes, pun very much intended.

Tombstone RJ
09-29-2011, 05:14 PM
I'd trade Orton for Curtis Painter, straight up.

TheReverend
09-29-2011, 05:18 PM
What in the blue hell...?

frerottenextelway
09-29-2011, 05:18 PM
http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/5466/lloydfox.jpg

Mile High Mojoe
09-29-2011, 05:18 PM
This is new and awesome stuff... I predict 13+ pages of incredibly insightful TebowOrtonQuin banter.


Can't wait... :thumbs:

EDIT: Holy shyte... Just noticed, politics in before post #5. Nice!

Oh wait...maybe we should talk about the remaining schedule and if we go 8-8 or 5-11 or even 3-13 that would be a "good" season." Or maybe I should join in the we should "Suck for Luck" threads because he'll be the man who will save the Broncos after all. Forget this season right and throw in the towel, just wait until next year guys. Is that better?

DarkHorse30
09-29-2011, 05:24 PM
http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/5466/lloydfox.jpg

ha ha ha....Fox looks "pained"...or maybe that's just anticipation

TheReverend
09-29-2011, 05:29 PM
http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/250/draft_lens3119592module23952862photo_1238351794vis itor-leaving.gif

OBF1
09-29-2011, 05:33 PM
Is this a Tebow thread??? If it is, would someone please notify Tailgatenut so we could get his 2 cents worth added to this great thread.

maher_tyler
09-29-2011, 05:34 PM
Correct me if i'm wrong but hasn't all of Orton's TO's resulted in the other team getting points??

Drunk Monkey
09-29-2011, 05:35 PM
Speaking of foodstamps the State of Oregon (Where I live) must be very proud, check this story out.

http://www.judicialwatch.org/blog/2011/sep/5-mil-performance-bonus-food-stamp-sign

Rep, nice attempt to derail your own worthless thread. As posted in another thread you never go full retard :thumbsup:

Mile High Mojoe
09-29-2011, 05:50 PM
Rep, nice attempt to derail your own worthless thread. As posted in another thread you never go full retard :thumbsup:

Ah…Go suck on some Orton Oreos or Obama Oreos take your pick maybe it’ll make you feel better about yourself.

Tombstone RJ
09-29-2011, 05:52 PM
Correct me if i'm wrong but hasn't all of Orton's TO's resulted in the other team getting points??

I really don't know. I do know that it has resulted in the Broncos not scoring points. So he's got that going for him.

Mile High Mojoe
09-29-2011, 05:58 PM
ha ha ha....Fox looks "pained"...or maybe that's just anticipation

LOL

Cleo McDowell
09-29-2011, 05:59 PM
Ah…Go suck on some Orton Oreos or Obama Oreos take your pick maybe it’ll make you feel better about yourself.

what does this mean?

Tombstone RJ
09-29-2011, 06:05 PM
what does this mean?

let me tranlsate that for you: "Sir, may I humbly suggest that my previous post was in no way meant to derail said thread."

better?

Rock Chalk
09-29-2011, 06:06 PM
Let's see let's talk about the mouthy Lloyd, or perhaps the crappy running game, the D getting better, special teams or maybe "17 new fangled ways we're getting better despite Orton" thread. Is this more to your liking? Sorry, forgot Orton is off the table on this board because it's been talked about enough.

Fix the run game, fix the defense, fix the offense line it doesnt matter who is the QB.

We have a ****ty TEAM.

Im with you though, throw Teblow in there so the Teblowers will shut the **** up and realize he too, sucks balls and we can move on to the next QB to draft and then proceed to bash because he cant win it all with a ****ty team around him.

Mile High Mojoe
09-29-2011, 06:08 PM
what does this mean?

Read the link about Oregon getting a $5 million dollar bonus for signing up so many people for foodstamps then you will.

It's Obamaville today, only with him as a President would such a story make headlines. Forget looking for a job, stand in line and get put your hand out. Big Brother will take care of you. Get it?

Tombstone RJ
09-29-2011, 06:09 PM
Fix the run game, fix the defense, fix the offense line it doesnt matter who is the QB.

We have a ****ty TEAM.

Im with you though, throw Teblow in there so the Teblowers will shut the **** up and realize he too, sucks balls and we can move on to the next QB to draft and then proceed to bash because he cant win it all with a ****ty team around him.

yah, that's why the defense is ranked 16th man, because the team is not getting any better man!! Who cares about the damn QB man!!

Rock Chalk
09-29-2011, 06:09 PM
Why do all the ****ing full on retards have to claim the same political party as me? Jesus ****ing Christ I cant be the only normal Republican on the planet.

Rock Chalk
09-29-2011, 06:10 PM
yah, that's why the defense is ranked 16th man, because the team is not getting any better man!! Who cares about the damn QB man!!

LOL.

Ranked 16th against let's see, Chris Johnson who hasnt run for **** against anyone and Cincy. The one "decent" team we faced, ****ed us up, run and pass.

Good one ****tard.

Tombstone RJ
09-29-2011, 06:11 PM
LOL.

Ranked 16th against let's see, Chris Johnson who hasnt run for **** against anyone and Cincy. The one "decent" team we faced, ****ed us up, run and pass.

Good one ****tard.

^5

keep sucking that popsicle brosef.

Rock Chalk
09-29-2011, 06:12 PM
^5

keep sucking that popsicle brosef.

Im not the one with Tebow jizz running down my chin, **** face.

Mile High Mojoe
09-29-2011, 06:12 PM
yah, that's why the defense is ranked 16th man, because the team is not getting any better man!! Who cares about the damn QB man!!

My point exactly, why go in the tank for next years draft BTW, dumbest idea ever. We play to win NOW not next year. What is it with this next year crap what about this year? Only 3 games have been played so we leave Orton in so we can suck for a better draft next year?

Rock Chalk
09-29-2011, 06:14 PM
Holy **** you people are incapable of coherent rational conversation.

THE DEFENSE IS ****.

Cant stop the pass, cant stop the run against a good running back. THe only reasonw e were in two of the games AND STILL ****ING LOST is because the opposition was trying to break the record for most penalties in the game.

Jesus you **** tards are retarded.

HASSLEBACK WITH NO GOOD RECEIVERS THREW FOR 300 ****ING YARDS. ANDY GOD DAMN DALTON THREW FOR 300 YARDS. THe ONE good running offense we faced, RUSHED FOR OVER 200 ****ING YARDS.

Yeah our defense is awesome.

Cleo McDowell
09-29-2011, 06:15 PM
Read the link about Oregon getting a $5 million dollar bonus for signing up so many people for foodstamps then you will.

It's Obamaville today, only with him as a President would such a story make headlines. Forget looking for a job, stand in line and get put your hand out. Big Brother will take care of you. Get it?

I get the article but see no reference of 'sucking orton oreos'. what is that?

Tombstone RJ
09-29-2011, 06:17 PM
Im not the one with Tebow jizz running down my chin, **** face.

only a complete moron would claim that the QB makes no difference. A complete fuggen baffoon. But you root for the jayhawks so I can see why you have schhit for brains.

Agamemnon
09-29-2011, 06:30 PM
Holy **** you people are incapable of coherent rational conversation.

THE DEFENSE IS ****.

Cant stop the pass, cant stop the run against a good running back. THe only reasonw e were in two of the games AND STILL ****ING LOST is because the opposition was trying to break the record for most penalties in the game.

Jesus you **** tards are retarded.

HASSLEBACK WITH NO GOOD RECEIVERS THREW FOR 300 ****ING YARDS. ANDY GOD DAMN DALTON THREW FOR 300 YARDS. THe ONE good running offense we faced, RUSHED FOR OVER 200 ****ING YARDS.

Yeah our defense is awesome.

Quality post from you as always. I particularly enjoyed the irony of the mention of "rational conversation" in a post like this. Classic Rock Chalk. ::)

Agamemnon
09-29-2011, 06:32 PM
only a complete moron would claim that the QB makes no difference. A complete fuggen baffoon. But you root for the jayhawks so I can see why you have schhit for brains.

You do realize who you are responding to right? Hilarious!

Gort
09-29-2011, 06:40 PM
I get the article but see no reference of 'sucking orton oreos'. what is that?

sucking ortons oreos = sucking ortons nuts

it's another euphamism

Drunk Monkey
09-29-2011, 09:34 PM
Ah…Go suck on some Orton Oreos or Obama Oreos take your pick maybe it’ll make you feel better about yourself.

Interesting, not sure how you arrived at your conclusion that I am pro Orton or Obama (not really sure what your response means). I am actually on the other side of both issues. Lets leave the response from my side as this, go **** yourself, stop giving the mentally handicap a bad rep.

TheReverend
09-29-2011, 09:35 PM
Holy **** you people are incapable of coherent rational conversation.

THE DEFENSE IS ****.

Cant stop the pass, cant stop the run against a good running back. THe only reasonw e were in two of the games AND STILL ****ING LOST is because the opposition was trying to break the record for most penalties in the game.

Jesus you **** tards are retarded.

HASSLEBACK WITH NO GOOD RECEIVERS THREW FOR 300 ****ING YARDS. ANDY GOD DAMN DALTON THREW FOR 300 YARDS. THe ONE good running offense we faced, RUSHED FOR OVER 200 ****ING YARDS.

Yeah our defense is awesome.

Classic Adam :) <3

Dedhed
09-29-2011, 09:41 PM
Statistics are nothing but liberal bullsh*t.
Unless they're GOP bullsh*t.

Agamemnon
09-29-2011, 09:44 PM
Why do all the ****ing full on retards have to claim the same political party as me? Jesus ****ing Christ I cant be the only normal Republican on the planet.

I thought being a registered Republican required proof that one was retarded. Ha!

Dedhed
09-29-2011, 09:44 PM
Yeah our defense is awesome.
Wait: the Ortonite Mantra was that with even a competent defense the wins would flow like wine. They've improved by 15 ranking points, but Orton still sucks.

Go figure that didn't work out for your argument.

Perry1977
09-29-2011, 09:45 PM
Excuse me, but I seem to be a bit lost. Which way to Albuquerque?

Agamemnon
09-29-2011, 09:45 PM
Wait: the Ortonite Mantra was that with even a competent defense the wins would flow like wine. They've improved by 15 ranking points, but Orton still sucks.

Go figure that didn't work out for your argument.

Apparently a defense that holds the opposing teams to roughly 20 ppg is setting the bar too high for Orton. ::)

Dedhed
09-29-2011, 09:47 PM
Apparently a defense that holds the opposing teams to roughly 20 ppg is setting the bar too high for Orton. ::)

Sadly, that's completely true.

Dedhed
09-29-2011, 09:48 PM
Excuse me, but I seem to be a bit lost. Which way to Albuquerque?

Turn left when you get to the Orton Sucks signs.

McDman
09-29-2011, 10:12 PM
So is this a political thread or a Tebow thread, or have they finally merged into one to become the one thing that annoys me more than all things in this world?

gunns
09-29-2011, 10:16 PM
Quality post from you as always. I particularly enjoyed the irony of the mention of "rational conversation" in a post like this. Classic Rock Chalk. ::)

Pot meet kettle

Vegas_Bronco
09-29-2011, 10:16 PM
This too shall pass...lmao.

Dedhed
09-29-2011, 10:21 PM
it doesnt matter who is the QB.

In today's NFL, this is just the most blatantly ignorant thing anyone could possibly say.

Popps
09-29-2011, 10:45 PM
This board might as well be a graveyard for the mentally challenged fan who has to go with the company line because if you don't you're considered an idiot or fan who isn't a fan at all just a whining malcontent? Does that about sum it up?

http://www.dadwagon.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/irony.jpg

Mile High Mojoe
09-30-2011, 12:52 AM
http://www.dadwagon.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/irony.jpg

Rode the dead horse that was Plummer for 2 years running and now it's on to Orton right Popps? Popps: the Man who is leader of all lost causes, God love ya Man. You should be the press secretary for the Broncos you're a company man through and through aren't you Buddy? So please respond by saying "Orton gives us the best chance to win." That would be an irony... Not really just predictable.

Popps
09-30-2011, 12:57 AM
Call us when the mothership lands, boss.

24champ
09-30-2011, 01:46 AM
Mojoke returns.

http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/StraightJacketDeluxe.jpg

maven
09-30-2011, 02:57 AM
doesnt matter who is the QB.

http://i56.tinypic.com/mhfvio.jpg

Mile High Mojoe
09-30-2011, 03:12 AM
Mojoke returns.

http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/StraightJacketDeluxe.jpg

The more things change the more they stay the same. Hey 24chump do your worst chickenchit and flock you very much. Still a punk and bunghole after all these years. Did you get out of your Mom's basement yet?

bowtown
09-30-2011, 06:26 AM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/z99iVXJ8OtA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

bowtown
09-30-2011, 06:33 AM
This board might as well be a graveyard for the mentally challenged fan who has to go with the company line because if you don't you're considered an idiot or fan who isn't a fan at all just a whining malcontent? Does that about sum it up?

Tell us again how hilarious you think David "BroncoWarrior" Webb is.

Kaylore
09-30-2011, 06:43 AM
What in the blue hell...?

This.

Blueflame
09-30-2011, 07:07 AM
If you want to talk politics, we have a forum for that. Please don't spill the political BS over into the main forum.

/mod mode

Agamemnon
09-30-2011, 10:36 AM
Pot meet kettle

Please find a post where I've gone a rant and called other people irrational at the same time. I'd like to see it.

DrFate
09-30-2011, 10:43 AM
If you want to talk politics, we have a forum for that. Please don't spill the political BS over into the main forum BS.


fixed :approve:

alkemical
09-30-2011, 10:49 AM
The Beatles can be highly overrated.

Dedhed
09-30-2011, 10:54 AM
The Beatles can be highly overrated.

So can the Beadles.

Pony Boy
09-30-2011, 11:02 AM
I used a slide rule my first year in college and then I got one of these beauties ...... tells you how old I am.

broncocalijohn
09-30-2011, 11:05 AM
and you paid at least $50 for it too back in the 70s, huh?

Smiling Assassin27
09-30-2011, 11:09 AM
Somebody needs 57.3% of his arse kicked.

pricejj
09-30-2011, 11:20 AM
The Defense has improved, but still we fail.

2005 offseason: Orton is 7th QB drafted with 106th pick in the 4th round (after Alex Smith, Aaron Rodgers, Jason Campbell, Charlie Frye, Andrew Walter, and David Greene)
2005: Orton = plays like backup QB
2006: Orton = backup QB
2007: Orton = backup QB
2008: Orton = plays like backup QB
2009 offseason: Orton is traded
2009: Orton = plays like backup QB
2010: Orton = plays like backup QB/backup QB
2011: Orton = plays like backup QB...
..
...
....
.....
......
.......
........
.........
..........

Tebow = ?

WolfpackGuy
09-30-2011, 11:55 AM
I used a slide rule my first year in college and then I got one of these beauties ...... tells you how old I am.

Nice.

Did that one have a wall cord?

LOL

Here's my 15 year old dinosaur.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41K7FGH6RDL.jpg

gyldenlove
09-30-2011, 12:23 PM
Nice.

Did that one have a wall cord?

LOL

Here's my 15 year old dinosaur.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41K7FGH6RDL.jpg

Interestingly, you can still buy a TI 83, it will cost you 129 dollars and taxes and shipping on the TI website, this is the very same calculator I used in high school (and I graduated in the previous millenium), it even cost the same back then. Considering you can today buy multicore cell phones with wire-less and blue tooth technology, megapixel cameras, high res true color screens it is amazing that they can get away with still selling this junk - I doubt they even updated the 64k of memory it has.

24champ
09-30-2011, 12:39 PM
Interestingly, you can still buy a TI 83, it will cost you 129 dollars and taxes and shipping on the TI website, this is the very same calculator I used in high school (and I graduated in the previous millenium), it even cost the same back then. Considering you can today buy multicore cell phones with wire-less and blue tooth technology, megapixel cameras, high res true color screens it is amazing that they can get away with still selling this junk - I doubt they even updated the 64k of memory it has.

Yeah t-83 is expensive, but it was fun to play nintendo games on it during math class.

Pony Boy
09-30-2011, 12:51 PM
and you paid at least $50 for it too back in the 70s, huh?

Yep, if not more and it was worth it's weight in gold. I had a physics professor that carried a 2 foot long slide rule on his belt in a custom made hand tooled leather holster. I bet they buried that bastard with that strapped to his side.

bendog
09-30-2011, 12:53 PM
Is it just me or does anyone else find the thread title the a tiny bit erotic?

Tombstone RJ
09-30-2011, 12:54 PM
Is it just me or does anyone else find the thread title the a tiny bit erotic?

its just you

Pick Six
09-30-2011, 02:03 PM
Is it just me or does anyone else find the thread title the a tiny bit erotic?

I find it a bit painful, myself...especially since "nuts" is part of the thread title...Yikes!

Bronx33
09-30-2011, 05:56 PM
orton sucks donkey ballzzz, yes, pun very much intended.



this...

Bronx33
09-30-2011, 05:59 PM
Why do all the ****ing full on retards have to claim the same political party as me? Jesus ****ing Christ I cant be the only normal Republican on the planet.



Can you be more specific :clown:

StugotsIII
09-30-2011, 06:07 PM
Statistics are nothing but liberal bullsh*t.

It's Always Sunny?

rbackfactory80
09-30-2011, 06:31 PM
During Plummer's tenure I stood by him and never wanted him pulled. Now I have wanted Orton out for about 2 years.

I wonder how far we make it in 05 with Orton at the helm. I bet we wouldn't make the playoffs.

DomCasual
09-30-2011, 06:38 PM
This is new and awesome stuff... I predict 13+ pages of incredibly insightful TebowOrtonQuin banter.


Can't wait... :thumbs:

EDIT: Holy shyte... Just noticed, politics in before post #5. Nice!

If this thread was white, we wouldn't even be talking about it.

You remind me a little of Ed McCaffrey.

DomCasual
09-30-2011, 06:40 PM
During preseason, when I asked Fox about the Broncos' quarterback competition, he said: "I prefer a 'gamer' to a good practice player . . . I want someone who will execute under pressure in a game.

??? really....

Man, for awhile, you looked like you were going to challenge Mock's post count. Then you fell off the face of the earth. What gives?

You're like the Terrell Davis of posters.

OABB
10-01-2011, 04:44 AM
Fix the run game, fix the defense, fix the offense line it doesnt matter who is the QB.

We have a ****ty TEAM.

Im with you though, throw Teblow in there so the Teblowers will shut the **** up and realize he too, sucks balls and we can move on to the next QB to draft and then proceed to bash because he cant win it all with a ****ty team around him.

so if the qb turns thr ball over 5 times in three games it has no effect on the game and doesnt lead to losses.


you are a ****ing idiot if you ****ing think that you ****ing ****er.

what a ****ing ****ing ****face.

OABB
10-01-2011, 04:47 AM
Im not the one with Tebow jizz running down my chin, **** face.
its running down your leg.

Gort
10-01-2011, 10:58 AM
Interestingly, you can still buy a TI 83, it will cost you 129 dollars and taxes and shipping on the TI website, this is the very same calculator I used in high school (and I graduated in the previous millenium), it even cost the same back then. Considering you can today buy multicore cell phones with wire-less and blue tooth technology, megapixel cameras, high res true color screens it is amazing that they can get away with still selling this junk - I doubt they even updated the 64k of memory it has.

i'm still using the same TI-30III calculator i bought freshman year of college. 26 years later, and i still use it nearly every day.

it's isn't fancy, but it has been durable and reliable.

http://www.datamath.org/Sci/Modern/TI-30-III.htm

Miss I.
10-01-2011, 11:11 AM
Is it just me or does anyone else find the thread title the a tiny bit erotic?

totally....look at these hotties....

http://sliderulemuseum.com/Ephemera/CarrolltonHS_TX_1958_SlideRule_Clubs_Pg080-2.jpg