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Ranger24
09-26-2011, 09:02 PM
Hey All

Broncos fan since I was 4 or 5. Was just checking out the Mane and decided I want in on the action. I went to high school in FLA hate on me if you please but I'm a big Tebow fan as well.

ICON
09-26-2011, 09:05 PM
McDaniels is tearing the team apart !........................................Welcome to the OM

OBF1
09-26-2011, 09:05 PM
Plenty of room for Bronco and Tim Tebow fans here. Make it a point to say hello to a poster named tailgatenut, he is the worlds biggest Tebow fan boy.

Welcome aboard.

SoCalBronco
09-26-2011, 09:06 PM
Welcome to the forum. :)

epicSocialism4tw
09-26-2011, 09:08 PM
Welcome.

Ranger24
09-26-2011, 09:10 PM
Tailgatenut huh... Ill get right on that.

ICON
09-26-2011, 09:13 PM
Were is that list of question you all ask ever newbie ?

Ranger24
09-26-2011, 09:21 PM
uhhh what questions? I got my avatar all up to speed so I feel pretty confident.

Kaylore
09-26-2011, 09:21 PM
Hello and welcome!

maven
09-26-2011, 09:26 PM
I think people realize the Broncos suck and Tebow may play soon.

Oh, and hello!

:welcome:

Ranger24
09-26-2011, 09:30 PM
I think the broncos are not THAT bad... I mean we won 1 and were in 1 (till the end when Orton got picked) with like 1/2 the starters out. Orton really sucks though.

DHallblows
09-26-2011, 09:30 PM
Stolen from Chris and WIJG:

1. Griese or Brister?

2. Plummer or Cutler?

3. Orton or Tebow (you answered this already)

4. Feelings on strippers with toddlers.

5. How do you feel about anti-gravity?

6. Foodjacking is an artform. True or false?

7. Boobs or butts?

8. Do you enjoy ambien and have a basement?

9. What kind of razor do you use?

10. Do you condemn the love between Kaylore and Chris Kuper?



Also:

1) How do you feel about Ghostbusters, from a parents' perspective?
2) Do you like long walks on the beach, perhaps Myrtle Beach?
3) If Tim Tebow was a tree, what kind of tree would he be? (hint: the answer is mighty sequoia)

randomtask
09-26-2011, 09:30 PM
Welcome to the madness.

OABB
09-26-2011, 09:31 PM
im excited. your name is easy to use for sophmoric and inane juvenile insults.


Mr. Ranger...may I call you anal?


awesome

SoCalBronco
09-26-2011, 09:35 PM
10. Do you condemn the love between Kaylore and Chris Kuper?




It was hard not to think of Khan when the announcer mentioned that Kuper was on a defender's back after the play (this was right before the half).

Requiem
09-26-2011, 09:35 PM
Hello Ranger.

I know some Rangers.

Miss I.
09-26-2011, 09:35 PM
there's not much I can say here, but I will provide some video instruction.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/StHwAffUNxo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


Nah just kidding, welcome to the madness...

ICON
09-26-2011, 09:40 PM
This Thread has potential........



http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/52669/52669,1277268255,1/stock-photo-two-girls-sitting-on-the-sofa-watching-a-movie-and-eating-pop-corn-55774411.jpg

Ranger24
09-26-2011, 09:46 PM
ahhh those questions...

1) Griese I thought his dad was awesome, he will be too! didn't happen like I saw it in my head
2) Jake the Snake... I liked Cutler up till his whiny ass forced us to ship him out.
3) Tebow... Orton has no more supporters after Tenn...
4) Strippers with Toddlers are A OK with me.I will be changing my phone number while waiting in line for the STD test at planed parenthood.
5) its cool
6) True
7) Boobs!
8)No
9) Mach 3
10) what???
ALSO
1) I have no idea... i watched ghostbusters as a kid. I'm not a parent though.
2) only if I think it will get me laid
3) A Mighty Sequoia

Ranger24
09-26-2011, 09:47 PM
im excited. your name is easy to use for sophmoric and inane juvenile insults.


Mr. Ranger...may I call you anal?


awesome

uhhh NO

Requiem
09-26-2011, 09:49 PM
Re-answer the questions. Those answers were stale. Ooh rah.

Ranger24
09-26-2011, 09:49 PM
Hello Ranger.

I know some Rangers.

O yeah... where were they stationed? I was at Hunter Army Airfield, Savannah GA.

Requiem
09-26-2011, 09:51 PM
O yeah... where were they stationed? I was at Hunter Army Airfield, Savannah GA.

Fort Benning!

Ranger24
09-26-2011, 09:55 PM
Fort Benning is where I went to Basic, Airborne School and did RIP... I hated it there lol. The answers were STALE? I don't know how else to answer them.

schaaf
09-26-2011, 09:55 PM
I've never laughed harder on the mane then when I read that Ambien story

Ranger24
09-26-2011, 09:57 PM
I didn't think ambien and a basement sounded like a good combo

SoCalBronco
09-26-2011, 09:58 PM
Fort Benning is where I went to Basic, Airborne School and did RIP... I hated it there lol. The answers were STALE? I don't know how else to answer them.

You didn't answer the Kaylore-Chris Kuper man love question. That's kind of a big deal around here.

You answered the Myrtle Beach question, although not specifically to Myrtle Beach (you said yes, if it would help you get laid). Suppose there was a girl in Myrtle Beach who would sleep with you but was a huge drama queen, might cheat on you, and only wanted you so she could have a meal ticket. Would that change your analysis, why or why not?

ICON
09-26-2011, 10:00 PM
Ranger24 one last thing will you caption this picture ...Thanks

http://www.mileanhour.com/files/2011/9/bananfeeettt.gif

That One Guy
09-26-2011, 10:09 PM
When in doubt: 1, blame Mock and his cats. 2, Cockblock MightySmurf. 3, Show your significant other any dirty laundry you might've aired to the world.

And, finally, remember, we don't have law degrees but there is no legal question we won't help you with.

SoCalBronco
09-26-2011, 10:12 PM
2, Cockblock MightySmurf. .




There's another lesson for you, Ranger.

Almost nailing a hot Ph.D candidate and 75 cents will buy you a mediocre cup of coffee.

ICON
09-26-2011, 10:16 PM
quick vid of Bob's your Information Minister he's are family troll....:D


<iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/jSJQEl5vcAo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Ranger24
09-26-2011, 10:21 PM
You didn't answer the Kaylore-Chris Kuper man love question. That's kind of a big deal around here.

You answered the Myrtle Beach question, although not specifically to Myrtle Beach (you said yes, if it would help you get laid). Suppose there was a girl in Myrtle Beach who would sleep with you but was a huge drama queen, might cheat on you, and only wanted you so she could have a meal ticket. Would that change your analysis, why or why not?

1 ok I disapprove of any man love. Chris Kuper is pretty awesome though so I guess at least he has good taste.

2. Myrtle Beach... Yes, I don't care if I thought the girl was going to **** me and rob me of my kidney. I would still enjoy a long walk on Myrtle beach if I thought it would get me laid... I would use exstreme caution.

Ranger24
09-26-2011, 10:24 PM
[QUOTE=ICON;3309517]Ranger24 one last thing will you caption this picture ...Thanks

http://www.mileanhour.com/files/2011/9/bananfeeettt.gif[/QUO

Talent

SoCalBronco
09-26-2011, 10:27 PM
1 ok I disapprove of any man love. Chris Kuper is pretty awesome though so I guess at least he has good taste.

2. Myrtle Beach... Yes, I don't care if I thought the girl was going to **** me and rob me of my kidney. I would still enjoy a long walk on Myrtle beach if I thought it would get me laid... I would use exstreme caution.

Haha..good stuff. We're just giving you a hard time. Welcome to the forum. I think you'll find that this is unlike any Broncos forum you have ever been too. It will get rather rough at times, but the quality and detail of discussion here is unmatched. I look forward to reading your takes.

Ranger24
09-26-2011, 10:28 PM
Ranger24 one last thing will you caption this picture ...Thanks

http://www.mileanhour.com/files/2011/9/bananfeeettt.gif

We need to get her on board with the USO... She would be a real hit with the guys overseas.

Ranger24
09-26-2011, 10:29 PM
Thanks for the welcomes guys have a good night

Archer81
09-26-2011, 10:59 PM
1 ok I disapprove of any man love. Chris Kuper is pretty awesome though so I guess at least he has good taste.

2. Myrtle Beach... Yes, I don't care if I thought the girl was going to **** me and rob me of my kidney. I would still enjoy a long walk on Myrtle beach if I thought it would get me laid... I would use exstreme caution.


We need clarification. What about Bromances? Do you enjoy backpacking with a buddy? Does the image of a semi nude male form induce the gag reflex?

(If yes for the gag reflex, see me. I can help with that. :wiggle:)

:Broncos:

broncocalijohn
09-26-2011, 11:04 PM
I didn't think ambien and a basement sounded like a good combo

Do you prefer ambien and your sofa? Trust me on this one, if toilet isnt an option, basement isnt too bad for a replacement.
If you want to know if you answered some of the questions correctly, use the search engine and type in some of the words. Of course Database error might be popping up.

You like Ron Paul and can you contribute to the OM fund to keep it running smooth? Completely and totally unrelated.

SaveusElway15
09-27-2011, 10:29 AM
Hello... :welcome::welcome:

Chris
09-27-2011, 11:00 AM
I once game myself the ranger. It's when you rope your wrist up so that you lose all feeling in the hand, then you

Obligatory out of context (never will be in context anywhere) image

http://0.tqn.com/d/paranormal/1/0/h/T/weird_crustacean.jpg

Welcome to the mane, mang.

Ray Finkle
09-27-2011, 11:33 AM
Welcome!

a couple of things to remember about this board:

1. Don't take most responses seriously, most posters are smart asses
2. Notice Socal and his man love obsession with Syndi Crosby....
3. Ignore Kaylore's man love obsession with Kuper....
4. Be aware that any thread you start will turn into an Orton Vs Tebow thread.

BroncsCheer
09-27-2011, 12:40 PM
I'm a noob too, so since I can't create a new thread (noob filter, I guess) I'll just pile on this one.

Been a fan of the team since I got a #77 Lyle Alzado jersey from Santa in 1978. Been there through the good, the bad, the ugly, and the awesome.

Best moment? Elway hoisting the Lombardi
Worst? Watching Jax ruin what should have been the first of a 3-Peat in '95.

See you on the boards! :thumbsup:

vancejohnson82
09-27-2011, 12:56 PM
We need clarification. What about Bromances? Do you enjoy backpacking with a buddy? Does the image of a semi nude male form induce the gag reflex?

(If yes for the gag reflex, see me. I can help with that. :wiggle:)

:Broncos:

hahaha...one of the best threads of the summer right there

Taco John
09-27-2011, 01:05 PM
I've never laughed harder on the mane then when I read that Ambien story

I tell that one at parties whenever the subject of Ambien comes up. It's like an modern urban ghost story. "THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!"

BroncsCheer
09-27-2011, 02:12 PM
http://0.tqn.com/d/paranormal/1/0/h/T/weird_crustacean.jpg



What in the name of Stephen King is that?

Dada'chum, dada'chuck . ..

gunns
09-27-2011, 04:16 PM
im excited. your name is easy to use for sophmoric and inane juvenile insults.


Mr. Ranger...may I call you anal?


awesome

Let's hope he's one of the few Tebow fans that isn't.

Chris
09-29-2011, 08:00 AM
What in the name of Stephen King is that?

Dada'chum, dada'chuck . ..

It's what's for dinner.

Requiem
09-29-2011, 08:08 AM
Anyone got the link to the Ambien story again?

Kaylore
09-29-2011, 08:52 AM
Anyone got the link to the Ambien story again?

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=91249&

Abqbronco
09-29-2011, 09:10 AM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=91249&

How did I miss that? That is the funniest thing I have ever read.Hilarious!

OABB
09-29-2011, 09:42 AM
[QUOTE=ICON;3309517]Ranger24 one last thing will you caption this picture ...Thanks

http://www.mileanhour.com/files/2011/9/bananfeeettt.gif[/QUO

Talent

ok...I can understand why god gave women feet now, still not clear on the hands thing.

Cleo McDowell
09-29-2011, 10:22 AM
[QUOTE=Ranger24;3309530]

ok...I can understand why god gave women feet now, still not clear on the hands thing.

to cook and clean.

Stagger Lee
09-29-2011, 10:36 AM
Thanks for the link to the Ambien thread. Now everybody in my office thinks I'm a complete lunatic. Laughing so hard I'm crying. Hard to keep that quiet.

Bronco Yoda
09-29-2011, 05:47 PM
I'm a noob too, so since I can't create a new thread (noob filter, I guess) I'll just pile on this one.

Been a fan of the team since I got a #77 Lyle Alzado jersey from Santa in 1978. Been there through the good, the bad, the ugly, and the awesome.

Best moment? Elway hoisting the Lombardi
Worst? Watching Jax ruin what should have been the first of a 3-Peat in '95.

See you on the boards! :thumbsup:


The secret is to PM Taco John with this code... "IhaveaRonPaulposteronmyceiling". Thread starting powers magically appear.

Many here refuse to post their picture with one of those great tea party signs... thus you won't see many here granted with signature powers either. ;)

broncosteven
09-29-2011, 08:28 PM
Stolen from Chris and WIJG:

1. Griese or Brister?

2. Plummer or Cutler?

3. Orton or Tebow (you answered this already)

4. Feelings on strippers with toddlers.

5. How do you feel about anti-gravity?

6. Foodjacking is an artform. True or false?

7. Boobs or butts?

8. Do you enjoy ambien and have a basement?

9. What kind of razor do you use?

10. Do you condemn the love between Kaylore and Chris Kuper?

11. Have you read Gene Kranz's "Failure is not an option"?


Also:

1) How do you feel about Ghostbusters, from a parents' perspective?
2) Do you like long walks on the beach, perhaps Myrtle Beach?
3) If Tim Tebow was a tree, what kind of tree would he be? (hint: the answer is mighty sequoia) ...

Agamemnon
09-29-2011, 08:36 PM
ok...I can understand why god gave women feet now, still not clear on the hands thing.

Seriously?
http://us.cdn4.123rf.com/168nwm/alenavlad/alenavlad1101/alenavlad110100011/8572874-hand-cucumber-ripe-cucumber-in-the-sexy-woman-s-hand.jpg

BroncsCheer
09-30-2011, 07:47 AM
[QUOTE=Ranger24;3309530]

ok...I can understand why god gave women feet now, still not clear on the hands thing.

To make my sammich, and HJ's ....