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houghtam
09-26-2011, 07:17 PM
John Elway has passed away, as has everyone else currently in the front office. McDaniels has long since ruined this franchise. Oakland has moved to Los Angeles and back...four times! Jay is moping around his retirement community. Cats and dogs are currently living together, much to the chagrin of everyone who wants to raise their children right.

So who you rooting for in the Great Space Robot Wars?

Punisher
09-26-2011, 07:23 PM
lol

Bronx33
09-26-2011, 07:26 PM
i was thinking the same thing except going to the last game of the season :spit:


well done...

Requiem
09-26-2011, 07:35 PM
Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? I mean, ya gotta grow man. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. He's crying out, "When Lord? When the **** can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! ****! When, Lord when? WHENS GONNA BE MY TIME?"

Simple Jake
09-26-2011, 07:35 PM
Al Davis will still be alive

Simple Jake
09-26-2011, 07:36 PM
And handsome as ever

Requiem
09-26-2011, 07:36 PM
Jake that was uncalled for.

Bronx33
09-26-2011, 07:41 PM
Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? I mean, ya gotta grow man. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? I know this poor hapless son of a b**** does. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. He's crying out, "When Lord? When the **** can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! ****! When, Lord when? WHENS GONNA BE MY TIME?"


hook me up with your dealer...... :wiggle:

RhymesayersDU
09-26-2011, 07:47 PM
Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? I mean, ya gotta grow man. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? I know this poor hapless son of a b**** does. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. He's crying out, "When Lord? When the **** can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! ****! When, Lord when? WHENS GONNA BE MY TIME?"

What a fantastic and random Kevin Smith movie quote.

Simple Jake
09-26-2011, 07:50 PM
Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? I mean, ya gotta grow man. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? I know this poor hapless son of a b**** does. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. He's crying out, "When Lord? When the **** can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! ****! When, Lord when? WHENS GONNA BE MY TIME?"

:laugh:

frerottenextelway
09-26-2011, 08:02 PM
Nice try, world ends in 2012 tho.

Bronco Yoda
09-26-2011, 08:03 PM
"Internet is a communication medium in which people come together to bitch about movies , (football) and share pornography with each other."

Simple Jake
09-26-2011, 08:06 PM
Nice try, world ends in 2012 tho.

Damn i always forget that.. There goes my dreams of watching Orton lead us to a superbowl

Bronx33
09-26-2011, 08:09 PM
Damn i always forget that.. There goes my dreams of watching Orton lead us to a superbowl


You dont know this but you just got smited....

TDmvp
09-26-2011, 08:10 PM
GO 2067 ROBO Broncos !!!

http://images.footballfanatics.com/FFImage/thumb.aspx?i=%2FproductImages%2F_482000%2FFF_48231 2_xl.jpg&w=400

OBF1
09-26-2011, 09:03 PM
John Elway has passed away, as has everyone else currently in the front office. McDaniels has long since ruined this franchise. Oakland has moved to Los Angeles and back...four times! Jay is moping around his retirement community. Cats and dogs are currently living together, much to the chagrin of everyone who wants to raise their children right.

So who you rooting for in the Great Space Robot Wars?

What makes you think that Jay Cutler will still be living in 2067??? That would make him 84 years old.... Add in the drinking, the pounding he is taking and the beetus and no way he lives that long. Hell I will have been dead for years :welcome:

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
09-26-2011, 09:12 PM
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0907/female-autobots-autobot-autobots-transformers-transformer-ar-demotivational-poster-1248257336.jpg

http://www.transformerscustomtoys.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/autobot.png

Autobots! Roll out!

Powderaddict
09-26-2011, 09:18 PM
I know its been tough but I really think the new coach Gork has the team going in he right direction.

I thought eating the LG during the time out sent a message to the team that if you arn't performing, the staff will be "serving man" during the busride home.

smoke4815162342
09-26-2011, 09:22 PM
Broncos make any playoff appearances?

Kaylore
09-26-2011, 09:55 PM
I hope we hire someone to coach this team soon so I can start hating them!

Bob's your Information Minister
09-26-2011, 09:56 PM
And the Chiefs still haven't won a Super Bowl.

Aftermath
09-26-2011, 10:19 PM
Knowshon and "Bey Bey" are on the IR.

BroncoSojia
09-26-2011, 11:27 PM
And the Chiefs still haven't won a Super Bowl.

Holy


It's been almost a 100 years since their last win.

BowlenBall
09-26-2011, 11:38 PM
Kyle Orton is 85 years old, and enters his 58th season as the quarterback of the Denver Broncos. He sports a 135-777 record as quarterback. "I know a lot of people have been calling for Kyle's head the past few decades, but he just gives us the best chance of winning right now," says head coach Josh McDaniels III.

Simple Jake
09-27-2011, 01:05 AM
Kyle Orton is 85 years old, and enters his 58th season as the quarterback of the Denver Broncos. He sports a 135-777 record as quarterback. "I know a lot of people have been calling for Kyle's head the past few decades, but he just gives us the best chance of winning right now," says head coach Josh McDaniels III.

:spit:

LRtagger
09-27-2011, 08:53 AM
Get off my lawn!

DeuceOfClub
09-27-2011, 09:04 AM
They promised me flying cars!

Chris
09-27-2011, 09:46 AM
I will be rooting for my 25 year old girlfriend to get my rocks off that night.

Agamemnon
09-27-2011, 09:51 AM
Pretty sure I'm dead then. I hope so anyway...

Crushaholic
09-27-2011, 02:22 PM
Pretty sure I'm dead then. I hope so anyway...

Yeah, I'll be 97. If I'm still alive, I'm pretty sure I won't have a clue what's going on...with anything...

Gort
09-27-2011, 02:25 PM
John Elway has passed away, as has everyone else currently in the front office. McDaniels has long since ruined this franchise. Oakland has moved to Los Angeles and back...four times! Jay is moping around his retirement community. Cats and dogs are currently living together, much to the chagrin of everyone who wants to raise their children right.

So who you rooting for in the Great Space Robot Wars?

Tebot > Roborton

Gort
09-27-2011, 02:26 PM
Al Davis will still be alive

define "alive". are the undead really "alive"?

houghtam
09-27-2011, 04:32 PM
Tebot > Roborton

/thread

Kaylore
09-27-2011, 05:21 PM
Tebot > Roborton

Awesome.

Vegas_Bronco
09-27-2011, 06:52 PM
Holeeee heeeellll did this thread bring out the inner nerd or what...

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d.

Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.

If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.

He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.

He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.

If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.

If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.

He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.

Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.

If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.

He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.

While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.

This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined. Amazing isn't it?

However...
If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.

$$$ Game over. Nerd wins.

Perry1977
09-27-2011, 07:36 PM
Nice try, world ends in 2012 tho.

Whatever, Michael J. Fox already went to 2015 and everything was just fine.

TheReverend
09-27-2011, 08:13 PM
Yeah, I'll be 97. If I'm still alive, I'm pretty sure I won't have a clue what's going on...with anything...

I'm counting on my new robot body and meds to have me functioning like I never dreamed possible :)

BowlenBall
09-27-2011, 09:33 PM
Tebot > Roborton

Tebot can kiss my shiny metal ass.

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