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McDman
09-21-2011, 09:56 PM
http://deadspin.com/5842751/today-in-desperate-craigslist-casual+encounters-posts

http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/cas/2609666376.html

"Im an ex Denver Bronco Pro Football player. Im black and 35. Im looking for a girl to have fun with and hang out tonight. Im athletic and very muscular. If you are interested email me a number because i am not looking to PLAY EMAIL TAG. You will not be dissappointed:)"

Well, that's awkward. Is that "House"?

Mogulseeker
09-21-2011, 10:00 PM
Umm I think that's Clady.

I call BS.

McDman
09-21-2011, 10:02 PM
Yeah, I couldn't tell by the picture but I thought it said 78.

theAPAOps5
09-21-2011, 10:02 PM
Umm that picture is Ryan Clady.......

Edit: others beat me to it.

SoCalBronco
09-21-2011, 10:03 PM
I think its Nate Jackson..... with a tan.

;D

(Haven't seen the pic yet)

McDman
09-21-2011, 10:03 PM
Umm that picture is Ryan Clady.......

They all look the same to me... Offensive lineman, they all look the same.

theAPAOps5
09-21-2011, 10:06 PM
They all look the same to me... Offensive lineman, they all look the same.

That's racist!

Popps
09-21-2011, 10:07 PM
Under cover?

http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/kyle-orton-dancing.jpg

Pick Six
09-21-2011, 10:08 PM
Umm I think that's Clady.

I call BS.

Clady is 35? Where has time gone? :spit:

McDman
09-21-2011, 10:10 PM
That's racist!

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/square/000/002/135/sw50sw8sw578.gif?1293729577

SoCalBronco
09-21-2011, 10:11 PM
That's racist!

/Zach

broncosteven
09-21-2011, 10:18 PM
It was a deadspin domain name. Clady is still on the team so I call fail on this.

OBF1
09-21-2011, 10:21 PM
I have a question.... WHy are you on craigslist looking for black men??? This is the real question.

BroncoBuff
09-21-2011, 11:37 PM
Enough yackety-yak, gentlemen, it's time for action.

The ad's still up, so I changed the name on a junk box, and sent this 10 minutes ago:



http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/3320/emailbronco.jpg

broncocalijohn
09-21-2011, 11:50 PM
BroncoBuff, does this mean you looking for a 35 year old black male that was a former Bronco? What will Chris Simms think of your cheatin'?

BroncoBuff
09-22-2011, 12:44 AM
But I had to do something bcj! He called again just the other night, wants me to fly down for the weekend and watch him play against the Broncos.

I can't hear this anymore, I won't listen. I must protect myself, so this is who I have to be. After that e-mail you saw, I smoked a cigarette and screwed up the courage to call him. I really let him have it, I said, "I may be stoned on Irish Whiskey and wheat grass, but you've been walking through our life dead. And now I have to demean myself with Counterfeit Clady just to get closure with you." I think I heard him throw his TV out the car window.

Ratboy
09-22-2011, 02:15 AM
Clady is 35? Where has time gone? :spit:

Have you been sleeping? It's the year 2021!

Clady retired last season. At age 35, 9 pro bowls and 3 super rings, he knows he has accomplished everything he can.

Kaylore
09-22-2011, 05:12 AM
Looks like the locker room really does listen to Orton.

oubronco
09-22-2011, 05:40 AM
I have a question.... WHy are you on craigslist looking for black men??? This is the real question.

No shyt Uhh

alkemical
09-22-2011, 05:56 AM
I have a question.... WHy are you on craigslist looking for black men??? This is the real question.

Where's Bendog?

McDman
09-22-2011, 07:06 AM
I have a question.... WHy are you on craigslist looking for black men??? This is the real question.

Well if you'll go ahead and look at the first link you will notice it is a Deadspin article, that is how I saw it.

TheReverend
09-22-2011, 07:21 AM
Well if you'll go ahead and look at the first link you will notice it is a Deadspin article, that is how I saw it.

Explain your PM box being full of emails to Jason in LA then?

bronco militia
09-22-2011, 07:30 AM
Explain your PM box being full of emails to Jason in LA then?

Hilarious!Hilarious!

Ray Finkle
09-22-2011, 07:32 AM
Well if you'll go ahead and look at the first link you will notice it is a Deadspin article, that is how I saw it.

likely....like you accidentally "clicked" on a link and was on a midget porn site...













for 2 hours :D

SportinOne
09-22-2011, 07:37 AM
okay.. so obviously the clady picture was just a random pic they used because it was bronco related..

second: why don't we just assemble a list of all the players who have played for the broncos who are now 35. also, he ONLY mentioned the broncos, so maybe we can further eliminate anyone who played for anyone else. then, eliminate anyone not black. the list really can't be that big..

SportinOne
09-22-2011, 07:38 AM
someone else do it, though.. i got bigger **** to worry about.

LittleFloyd
09-22-2011, 07:51 AM
I'm betting it's actually Chad Mustard. About time he came back.

RhymesayersDU
09-22-2011, 07:52 AM
okay.. so obviously the clady picture was just a random pic they used because it was bronco related.

Finally somebody states the obvious. Nowhere in the post does it say it's Ryan Clady, and anybody familiar with Deadspin knows they'd go out of their way to single him out if the post was about him.

How some of you get through life with blinders on and only paying attention to the 5 feet in front of your face is mind boggling.

McDman
09-22-2011, 08:12 AM
Explain your PM box being full of emails to Jason in LA then?

He wasn't supposed to say anything about that...

schaaf
09-22-2011, 08:15 AM
Finally somebody states the obvious. Nowhere in the post does it say it's Ryan Clady, and anybody familiar with Deadspin knows they'd go out of their way to single him out if the post was about him.

How some of you get through life with blinders on and only paying attention to the 5 feet in front of your face is mind boggling.

I might be wrong but I think everyone was being sarcastic...

LittleFloyd
09-22-2011, 08:16 AM
[QUOTE=How some of you get through life with blinders on and only paying attention to the 5 feet in front of your face is mind boggling.[/QUOTE]

Rep.

That's exactly how the drive their car too.

bendog
09-22-2011, 08:18 AM
There's only one way to be sure, and I think Mcdman's the man for the job.

Man-Goblin
09-22-2011, 08:29 AM
Enough yackety-yak, gentlemen, it's time for action.

The ad's still up, so I changed the name on a junk box, and sent this 10 minutes ago:



http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/3320/emailbronco.jpg

LOL....Have you done this before?

alkemical
09-22-2011, 08:32 AM
LOL....Have you done this before?

Errr....

ColoradoDarin
09-22-2011, 08:47 AM
okay.. so obviously the clady picture was just a random pic they used because it was bronco related..

second: why don't we just assemble a list of all the players who have played for the broncos who are now 35. also, he ONLY mentioned the broncos, so maybe we can further eliminate anyone who played for anyone else. then, eliminate anyone not black. the list really can't be that big..

More likely, it's some random black dude in Miami, trolling for chicks and using the "I was an NFLer" to do so. Kinda like Bill Paxton as a spy in "True Lies" (or maybe Dagmar can come in with a chick-flick reference).

Chris
09-22-2011, 09:09 AM
Tyrone Braxton? Is that you?

SouthStndJunkie
09-22-2011, 09:18 AM
Explain your PM box being full of emails to Jason in LA then?

It's cool as long as he doesn't change his user name to Jason in McDman.

mwill07
09-22-2011, 09:19 AM
Enough yackety-yak, gentlemen, it's time for action.

The ad's still up, so I changed the name on a junk box, and sent this 10 minutes ago:



http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/3320/emailbronco.jpg

In my 10 years of living in Boynton Beach, I've never heard anyone call it the "Regan" turnpike.

That One Guy
09-22-2011, 09:31 AM
In my 10 years of living in Boynton Beach, I've never heard anyone call it the "Regan" turnpike.

LOL

I went all the way through this thread thinking "Is that what they call that?"

McDman
09-22-2011, 09:49 AM
There's only one way to be sure, and I think Mcdman's the man for the job.

Haha, I think Buff is on the case.

BowlenBall
09-22-2011, 10:02 AM
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/basilrathbone-sherlock1.jpg

Former Broncos players who are 35 years old:
WR Marcus Nash (born Feb. 1, 1976)
WR Chad Plummer (born Nov. 30, 1975)
WR Travis McGriff (born June 24, 1976)
RB John Avery (born January 11, 1976)
LB Donnie Spragan (born July 12, 1976)
OT Ephraim Salaam (born June 19, 1976)
TE Stephen Alexander (born Nov. 7, 1975)
DT Michael Myers (born Jan. 20, 1976)
DE Ebenezer Ekuban (born May 29, 1976)
WR Brandon Stokley (born May 29, 1976)
DB Jason Moore (born Jan. 15, 1976)


Subset of that group that live in/have lived in Florida and are black:
Marcus Nash (Miami Dolphins)
John Avery (Miami Dolphins)
Donnie Spragan (Miami Dolphins)
Ephraim Salaam (Jacksonville Jaguars)
Chad Plummer (high school)

TheReverend
09-22-2011, 10:13 AM
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/basilrathbone-sherlock1.jpg

Former Broncos players who are 35 years old:
WR Marcus Nash (born Feb. 1, 1976)
WR Chad Plummer (born Nov. 30, 1975)
WR Travis McGriff (born June 24, 1976)
RB John Avery (born January 11, 1976)


Subset of that group that live in/have lived in Florida:
Marcus Nash (Miami Dolphins)
Travis McGriff (high school / college / pros)
John Avery (Miami Dolphins)


Subset of that group who are black:
Marcus Nash
John Avery

Hilarious!

Are you including practice squad people?

BowlenBall
09-22-2011, 10:14 AM
Hilarious!

Are you including practice squad people?

Working on it -- see updates in original post.....

maven
09-22-2011, 10:33 AM
In my 10 years of living in Boynton Beach, I've never heard anyone call it the "Regan" turnpike.

I was about to post this.

Hilarious!:giggle:Hilarious!

Turnpike. And if you ever have the need to go into detail, you would say FL turnpike.

maven
09-22-2011, 10:34 AM
And lol at expatfan!

BowlenBall
09-22-2011, 10:35 AM
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/basilrathbone-sherlock1.jpg

Former Broncos players who are 35 years old:
WR Marcus Nash (born Feb. 1, 1976)
WR Chad Plummer (born Nov. 30, 1975)
WR Travis McGriff (born June 24, 1976)
RB John Avery (born January 11, 1976)
LB Donnie Spragan (born July 12, 1976)
OT Ephraim Salaam (born June 19, 1976)
TE Stephen Alexander (born Nov. 7, 1975)
DT Michael Myers (born Jan. 20, 1976)
DE Ebenezer Ekuban (born May 29, 1976)
WR Brandon Stokley (born May 29, 1976)


Subset of that group that live in/have lived in Florida and are black:
Marcus Nash (Miami Dolphins)
John Avery (Miami Dolphins)
Donnie Spragan (Miami Dolphins)
Ephraim Salaam (Jacksonville Jaguars)
Chad Plummer (high school)

Damn -- this is as far as I got. I thought that Chad Plummer was the culprit, but he never played for us, but did get some games in for the Colts.

maven
09-22-2011, 10:37 AM
I would also think you need to expand the age to +5-7. He might be trying to "appear" younger than he is.

TheReverend
09-22-2011, 10:40 AM
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/basilrathbone-sherlock1.jpg

Former Broncos players who are 35 years old:
WR Marcus Nash (born Feb. 1, 1976)
WR Chad Plummer (born Nov. 30, 1975)
WR Travis McGriff (born June 24, 1976)
RB John Avery (born January 11, 1976)
LB Donnie Spragan (born July 12, 1976)
OT Ephraim Salaam (born June 19, 1976)
TE Stephen Alexander (born Nov. 7, 1975)
DT Michael Myers (born Jan. 20, 1976)
DE Ebenezer Ekuban (born May 29, 1976)
WR Brandon Stokley (born May 29, 1976)


Subset of that group that live in/have lived in Florida and are black:
Marcus Nash (Miami Dolphins)
John Avery (Miami Dolphins)
Donnie Spragan (Miami Dolphins)
Ephraim Salaam (Jacksonville Jaguars)
Chad Plummer (high school)

My money is on Avery:

Avery (nicknamed, "Duna") is the father of John ("Trey") Avery, III, and Arielle Faye Avery. He splits his time between Toronto, North Carolina, and Florida.

BowlenBall
09-22-2011, 10:52 AM
My money is on Avery:

Avery (nicknamed, "Duna") is the father of John ("Trey") Avery, III, and Arielle Faye Avery. He splits his time between Toronto, North Carolina, and Florida.

He does look like a 'playa'....

http://i.usatoday.net/sports/gallery/2011/NFL/draft/busts/busts-o-nashpg-vertical.jpg
http://crappydads.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/3393/l_ddc27e02bf83b2b8158270fc28904277.jpg

maven
09-22-2011, 10:57 AM
Using a OL as a pic, I'm going with Ephraim Salaam.

BowlenBall
09-22-2011, 11:02 AM
Using a OL as a pic, I'm going with Ephraim Salaam.

Salaam player for 4 years with the Falcons, 3 years with the Texans, and 2 years with Jaguars and Broncos. Why would he say he was a Denver Broncos player only?

I think Rev nailed it -- John Avery was a colossal bust with the Dolphins, and only played one year with them before he was traded to the Broncos. If he wanted to represent himself as a pro football player, it's possible that he might omit his stint with the Dolphins from his resume. The fact that he retains a residence in Miami makes this even more plausible.

maven
09-22-2011, 11:22 AM
Salaam player for 4 years with the Falcons, 3 years with the Texans, and 2 years with Jaguars and Broncos. Why would he say he was a Denver Broncos player only?

I think Rev nailed it -- John Avery was a colossal bust with the Dolphins, and only played one year with them before he was traded to the Broncos. If he wanted to represent himself as a pro football player, it's possible that he might omit his stint with the Dolphins from his resume. The fact that he retains a residence in Miami makes this even more plausible.

Avery can also identify with the Vikings as well.

It's a craigslist ad. It's for ****s n giggles. Nobody really knows unless you actually get his/her/tranny/it phone # and talk to the person.

ColoradoDarin
09-22-2011, 11:22 AM
Salaam player for 4 years with the Falcons, 3 years with the Texans, and 2 years with Jaguars and Broncos. Why would he say he was a Denver Broncos player only?

I think Rev nailed it -- John Avery was a colossal bust with the Dolphins, and only played one year with them before he was traded to the Broncos. If he wanted to represent himself as a pro football player, it's possible that he might omit his stint with the Dolphins from his resume. The fact that he retains a residence in Miami makes this even more plausible.

Really think this is an actual (former) player? I don't. Some random dude googled a Broncos player for an image.

maven
09-22-2011, 11:24 AM
Really think this is an actual (former) player? I don't. Some random dude googled a Broncos player for an image.

Yep, I can post right now i'm an ex-charger player, age 39, living in Atlanta on craigslist.

McDman
09-22-2011, 11:29 AM
It's probably not real but it made me laugh so I posted it.

Powderaddict
09-22-2011, 11:30 AM
I used to play for the Boncos.

Who hasn't made a Madden player of themselves in franchise mode?

BowlenBall
09-22-2011, 11:42 AM
Avery can also identify with the Vikings as well.

It's a craigslist ad. It's for ****s n giggles. Nobody really knows unless you actually get his/her/tranny/it phone # and talk to the person.

yeah, I know... sure would be funny if we could suss it out though, wouldn't it?

maven
09-22-2011, 11:47 AM
yeah, I know... sure would be funny if we could suss it out though, wouldn't it?

Hey, I think it's gr8! And something different to BS about rather than Orton/Tebow etc.

Needed someone to contact the person. Too bad it wasn't snuffed out before deadspin picked it up. I'm sure that "reply" button has thousands of emails now. Key, I think now, would be to follow that section of craigslist and see if he posts again in the coming months with an altered ad. I think it's mentioned he posted on craigslist before and he's done with the "email games", maybe hunt the old postings and see what pops up?

Blueflame
09-22-2011, 12:41 PM
More likely, it's some random black dude in Miami, trolling for chicks and using the "I was an NFLer" to do so. Kinda like Bill Paxton as a spy in "True Lies" (or maybe Dagmar can come in with a chick-flick reference).

^^^ This. People sometimes lie in Craigslist ads and it looks to me like this guy was only looking to get lucky once; not to enter a long term relationship. He probably thought a girl who would meet him for casual sex wouldn't know who's an ex-NFL player and who's not, particularly not if the lie was that he played for a team in any city other than Miami, Tampa Bay or Jacksonville. His odds of getting caught in the lie weren't that high. (Dude probably has no idea who Ryan Clady is either... or that Clady is huge and might be offended over his pic being used that way).

alkemical
09-22-2011, 12:51 PM
^^^ This. People sometimes lie in Craigslist ads and it looks to me like this guy was only looking to get lucky once; not to enter a long term relationship. He probably thought a girl who would meet him for casual sex wouldn't know who's an ex-NFL player and who's not, particularly not if the lie was that he played for a team in any city other than Miami, Tampa Bay or Jacksonville. His odds of getting caught in the lie weren't that high. (Dude probably has no idea who Ryan Clady is either... or that Clady is huge and might be offended over his pic being used that way).

Ya, but no-one's heard from Broncobuff in a while....

:afro:

Mogulseeker
09-22-2011, 02:19 PM
It's all good... But who surfs craiglist to try to hook up with random black guys in Miami?

Miss I.
09-22-2011, 02:27 PM
It's all good... But who surfs craiglist to try to hook up with random black guys in Miami?

Do not judge me. ;D

McDman
09-22-2011, 02:42 PM
It's all good... But who surfs craiglist to try to hook up with random black guys in Miami?

I think the better question is who doesn't?

Blueflame
09-22-2011, 03:06 PM
Ya, but no-one's heard from Broncobuff in a while....

:afro:

LOL Do we need to alert Search & Rescue, do you suppose?

TheReverend
09-22-2011, 03:24 PM
LOL Do we need to alert Search & Rescue, do you suppose?

I'm pretty sure if he's been taken by a big black guy that it's the happiest he's been in a long time.

Eldorado
09-22-2011, 03:42 PM
102.3 just lifted expats research and ran it. Unless exPat is raj?

TheReverend
09-22-2011, 03:50 PM
102.3 just lifted expats research and ran it. Unless exPat is raj?

Montrose's name is Raj and works for a radio station.

I'm skeptical about there being multiple Bronco radio Raj's

BroncoBuff
09-22-2011, 04:25 PM
In my 10 years of living in Boynton Beach, I've never heard anyone call it the "Regan" turnpike.I was about to post this. Hilarious!:giggle:Hilarious!

Turnpike. And if you ever have the need to go into detail, you would say FL turnpike.


CRAP! The local vernacular was important there, to make it seem genuine. Boynton Beach Boulevard is probably called just "Boynton Beach" right? But the north-south highway - labelled on Google Maps alternately as "Ronald Reagan Turnpike" and "Florida's Turnpike," I just took my best guess. Too bad I missed, that was probably a red flag ... maybe that's why there's no reply.

Eldorado
09-22-2011, 05:06 PM
Montrose's name is Raj and works for a radio station.

I'm skeptical about there being multiple Bronco radio Raj's

That's awesome.

That One Guy
09-22-2011, 05:17 PM
CRAP! The local vernacular was important there, to make it seem genuine. Boynton Beach Boulevard is probably called just "Boynton Beach" right? But the north-south highway - labelled on Google Maps alternately as "Ronald Reagan Turnpike" and "Florida's Turnpike," I just took my best guess. Too bad I missed, that was probably a red flag ... maybe that's why there's no reply.

No, Boynton Beach BLVD is called that because there's also an Old Boynton so it could get confusing quick.

And I think it's relatively safe to assume any ladies answering craigslist ads for sex wouldn't even know who Reagan was. It's probably safe to omit.

Now, time to hope on the Eisenhower Freeway System and head on home...

Man-Goblin
09-22-2011, 07:29 PM
CRAP! The local vernacular was important there, to make it seem genuine. Boynton Beach Boulevard is probably called just "Boynton Beach" right? But the north-south highway - labelled on Google Maps alternately as "Ronald Reagan Turnpike" and "Florida's Turnpike," I just took my best guess. Too bad I missed, that was probably a red flag ... maybe that's why there's no reply.

Maybe he didn't reply because he was asking for your number, and to not PLAY E-MAIL TAG.

mwill07
09-22-2011, 07:58 PM
No, Boynton Beach BLVD is called that because there's also an Old Boynton so it could get confusing quick.

And I think it's relatively safe to assume any ladies answering craigslist ads for sex wouldn't even know who Reagan was. It's probably safe to omit.

Now, time to hope on the Eisenhower Freeway System and head on home...
That, and there probably aren't any skanks in that area. BB blvd and turnpike is McMansion area...gated golf communities. You should have said you were off of Seacrest.

That One Guy
09-22-2011, 08:24 PM
That, and there probably aren't any skanks in that area. BB blvd and turnpike is McMansion area...gated golf communities. You should have said you were off of Seacrest.

Well, I guess he didn't explicitly say girls with STDs were off limits...

BowlenBall
09-22-2011, 10:28 PM
102.3 just lifted expats research and ran it. Unless exPat is raj?

No, Montrose and Wabbit are the mild-mannered reporters -- I'm a billionaire industrialist playboy.
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