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Archer81
09-16-2011, 10:58 AM
http://tinyurl.com/3o9c9zg




:Broncos:

Gort
09-16-2011, 11:02 AM
http://tinyurl.com/3o9c9zg




:Broncos:

what?! that's the guy who carries the clipboards? ???

DrFate
09-16-2011, 11:04 AM
http://tinyurl.com/3o9c9zg




:Broncos:

I'd hit it...

DarkHorse
09-16-2011, 11:05 AM
"Even if I had a ball with me, I couldn't hit that damn billboard"

TheReverend
09-16-2011, 11:07 AM
"9 million dollars. Boosh!"

Tombstone RJ
09-16-2011, 11:07 AM
http://tinyurl.com/3o9c9zg




:Broncos:

"I should have accepted the Miami deal, at least I wouldn't have to compete with a real winner."

Archer81
09-16-2011, 11:08 AM
http://tinyurl.com/3o9c9zg



But I am Neckbeard...sworder of skanks and master of Jack Daniels...


:Broncos:

bronco militia
09-16-2011, 11:08 AM
http://www.drewlitton.com/categories-2/caption-contest/2011/09/16/new-caption-contest-5/

Miss I.
09-16-2011, 11:09 AM
http://tinyurl.com/3o9c9zg




:Broncos:
From King Neckbeard himself....

So we lost? Well, according to a study that I just made up...78% of all left handed QBs have herpes! BOOSH! Eat a dick Tebow! ORTON RULES!

TheReverend
09-16-2011, 11:10 AM
"I should have accepted the Miami deal, at least I wouldn't have to compete with a real winner."

Let's be real. Miami probably actually let players compete for jobs and Orton wouldn't have beaten Henne.

Jason in LA
09-16-2011, 11:12 AM
http://i49.tinypic.com/v74bdl.jpg

Oh wait, wrong QB.

ColoradoDarin
09-16-2011, 11:21 AM
"Thank God I have those naked pictures of Elway and Fox in my safe"

Dukes
09-16-2011, 11:25 AM
"So what if he can scramble outside of the pocket. Can he chug Jack Daniels"?

vonqkilla
09-16-2011, 11:29 AM
” gonna get all awesome tonite and rail the first skank I find in a 15, boosh”

Miss I.
09-16-2011, 11:33 AM
I think Jay was overly generous with "6"

BigPlayShay
09-16-2011, 11:36 AM
http://tinyurl.com/3o9c9zg


"Wow, Drew Litton thinks Tim Tebow has a Penis for a nose"

oubronco
09-16-2011, 11:55 AM
**** Tebow

Stagger Lee
09-16-2011, 11:58 AM
"At least Merril Hoge still loves me."

Kaylore
09-16-2011, 12:35 PM
"Too bad I already benched your mom..."

oubronco
09-16-2011, 12:35 PM
" ****in punk can't even beat out Quinn"

~Crash~
09-16-2011, 12:43 PM
I think Jay was overly generous with "6":~ohyah!:

Smiling Assassin27
09-16-2011, 12:55 PM
http://tinyurl.com/3o9c9zg




:Broncos:


Mr. Elway, you've heard from the fans who don't like my quarterbacking ability...but what about the silent masses who do?? In my heart, I know I'm a good quarterback.

http://www.moviereleses.com/images/cache/screen_image_312021.jpg

DomCasual
09-16-2011, 01:17 PM
With $9 million, I wipe my butt with the $10K it cost to buy this billboard.

gunns
09-16-2011, 01:19 PM
http://tinyurl.com/3o9c9zg




:Broncos:

"At least Agamenmon isn't on my side That was worth sucking ass for""

Miss I.
09-16-2011, 01:22 PM
I’m bringing sexy back
Them other boys don’t know how to act
I think you're special, what's behind your back?
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.
I’m bringing sexy back
Them other ****ers don’t know how to act
Come let me make up for the things you lack

Tombstone RJ
09-16-2011, 02:45 PM
Let's be real. Miami probably actually let players compete for jobs and Orton wouldn't have beaten Henne.

Your probably right, he probably couldn't have beaten Henne, however, the fans would totally be on his side because they really wanted him there. If the phins keep losing under Henne he'd definitely get his chance and he'd be in a fan friendly environment.

Mogulseeker
09-16-2011, 02:49 PM
"Too bad I already benched your mom..."

Hahaha. You now have to pay for the shirt I just spilled my beer all over.

boltaneer
09-16-2011, 03:20 PM
"What a waste of money."

Bronx33
09-16-2011, 05:36 PM
So this is what happens when you dont impress the fans

uplink
09-16-2011, 07:33 PM
Orton: "What?! Maybe I should put some of my practice tape on youtube."

Archer81
09-16-2011, 10:21 PM
"What a waste of money."


Kyle or the billboard?


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IHaveALight
09-17-2011, 12:05 AM
http://www.drewlitton.com/categories-2/caption-contest/2011/09/16/new-caption-contest-5/

John says:
September 16, 2011 at 4:23 pm
Who put this in my front yard?

That looks like the winner to me.

"Too bad I already benched your mom..."
LOL That's the best one so far, but probably too raunchy for the contest.

IHaveALight
09-17-2011, 12:10 AM
http://tinyurl.com/3o9c9zg




:Broncos:

"That's a good idea. We should play Tim at WR, but didn't we already cut Greg?"

IHaveALight
09-18-2011, 09:07 PM
"That's a good idea. We should play Tim at WR, but didn't we already cut Greg?"

Somebody was onto something here... ;)

OABB
09-18-2011, 09:29 PM
John says:
September 16, 2011 at 4:23 pm
Who put this in my front yard?

That looks like the winner to me.


LOL That's the best one so far, but probably too raunchy for the contest.

****. I had the same one. should have posted it. except mine had Orton's wife putting it in the back yard. Damnit.

Agamemnon
09-18-2011, 09:33 PM
Your probably right, he probably couldn't have beaten Henne, however, the fans would totally be on his side because they really wanted him there. If the phins keep losing under Henne he'd definitely get his chance and he'd be in a fan friendly environment.

Until he actually started playing...

bronco militia
09-23-2011, 07:10 AM
http://www.drewlitton.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/tebowcontestwinner.gif

Awesome entries this week! We had over 100
Paul Buchheit came in first with this one:
“If I had a dollar for every time I heard that…oh yeah, I guess I do.”
Jasper H. was a close second with:
“I should have taken my talents to South Beach!”
And we had these other great captions:
Louis
“(*sung to the song “The Hokey Pokey”) You put Tim Tebow in, Kyle Orton out, you put Tim Tebow in and you shake them all about…..”
John was first with this one:
“Who put this in my front yard?”
Derek entered this one a few days later
“Did they have to put it on my front lawn?”
Mark Knot (from a cubicle in the basement)
“Now I know how Jake Plummer felt”
DR Larkin
“Isn’t a Wheaties box enough?”
Dennis
“Week one and I’ve already been voted off the island.”
Chris
“And I thought Chicago was bad.”
Grant
“I really think the Friar look was his best one.”
Brandon Schmitt
“I guess ‘THE DRIVE’ now means seeing this on the way to the stadium.”

New Caption Contest will be posted by noon! Way to go everybody!!!

http://www.drewlitton.com/